Boarding at school, Yuan Xianglong, who was free from the constraints of his parents, enjoyed the freedom he hoped for. Although he has a rule that students have cultivated since childhood in the classroom, when he arrives in the dormitory, his natural fox tail cannot be hidden.

He not only loves life, but also has extremely bad luck, and he hits the muzzle of the life teacher back and forth, and the history records the deeds in the impression of the life teacher for him:

imitated Chaplin's duck steps in the dormitory, causing onlookers, and as a result, affecting the lights out of a building's sleep;

sleeping in bed and playing the harmonica after lights out;

Every night, he is an active member of the dormitory night talk, especially every Friday night, advocating and actively participating in the so-called "dormitory weekend art party" that is noisy until midnight;

Skipping class in the evening self-study to watch an open-air movie in the playground outside the school:

Give a nickname to the life teacher, arrange the story, and get caught by the life teacher who is lurking in the shadows;

He used a fruit knife to practice throwing knives on the dormitory door, and almost stabbed the life teacher who pushed the door in, which is said to be the prisoner in the TV series "Garrison's Expendables";

hid the spoons and pens of his classmates, and then the thief shouted to help the classmate solve the case, which is said to be the sequelae after watching "The Case of Rose Xiangqi" and "405 Murder......

These bad debts accumulated again and again, and finally the life teacher couldn't bear it anymore, stopped Yuan Xianglong's meal, and ordered him to roll up the bed and go home.

Meals in the cafeteria are not purchased individually, but a table for eight people and eight meals. Now that he is missing, he can only stare dryly.

Naturally, he didn't dare to go back to home, and even his family had to hide it. So he began a career of guerrilla hide-and-seek with his life teacher.

It's easier to solve the sleeping thing, you can hide in other classmates' mosquito nets before the lights go out, and the teacher doesn't know whose bed he is, of course, he won't open the tent of irrelevant people for no reason. When the lights are out, I go back to my bed, and I don't know it. Although he no longer dared to show his eloquence at the night talk in the dormitory, although listening to others talk freely because of this, he almost vomited blood, which was also helpless.

But eating is a big problem. The time when the life teacher stopped eating was very good, and it happened to be the second day after Yuan Xianglong handed over the 13 yuan food fee given by his family to the school finance office. The teacher's big move is also really ruthless.

Originally, he had this thirteen yuan, and he had no problem staying up for a month, anyway, at the beginning of next month, the family would give him a new food fee.

Yuan Xianglong tried to go to the finance office to ask for a refund of the food expenses, but the accountant said that the accounts had already been made and the money would not be refunded until the end of the month.

Regardless of whether this is true, or the accountant and the teacher colluded, anyway, he knew that he was in the wrong, and he didn't dare to argue with the truth, especially for fear that the matter would get bigger, and the school would notify the parents.

In this way, the situation is grim, and this month Yuan Xianglong will fight famine.

In fact, Yuan Xianglong could have had a way out, that is, to review with the teacher and strive to pass the test.

But Yuan Xianglong was reluctant to do this, he felt that the teacher's tricks were too bad.

Along with him, there was also a classmate Mi Quan, who was also naughty and mischievous, and after the two agreed on the teacher's opinion, they decided to form an alliance, huddle together for warmth, resist to the end, and not make peace with the teacher alone. Unexpectedly, the next day, Mi Quan couldn't stand on his feet, and quietly submitted a very profound review to the life teacher, and promised to change his mind and be a new person in person, according to a classmate who knew the matter, he also burst into tears when he made the guarantee. The next day, the table was restored to Misen's portion.

Yuan Xianglong was betrayed by this, and he was furious, and his stubbornness came up, and he refused to give in more and more.

Mi Quan explained to him in a low voice that he really didn't have any money in his pocket, and he didn't dare to tell his parents, so he had to bend his waist and persuade Yuan Xianglong to bow his head as well. It's okay if someone else persuades him, it's Mi Quan who persuades him, Yuan Xianglong no longer cares about him except for scolding the traitor Fu Zhigao, Mi Quan consciously straightens out his shortcomings in front of him, and slips away.

One turned, and the other stiff one stood out, and the life teacher saw that he was getting worse and worse.

Isn't it just a month, just get through it. At the beginning of next month, I received the food fee, no longer paid the finance office, and I could get by eating steamed buns in a small shop outside the school. This is Yuan Xianglong's attitude towards the teacher's sudden attack on the suspension of meals.

But first we have to get through this month.

When Yuan Xianglong goes home every week, he can get a dollar of pocket money - there is a special term called "white rice ticket money", which is a special fund, and the family gives this money, mainly for him to go to the small window of the canteen to add white rice when his own meal is not enough - there is no food, only rice, which is called "white rice". The small window of the cafeteria is mainly open to teachers, but there is white rice for students, and a dime and seven cents a pound of meal tickets. One dollar is just enough to cover the needs of a week's worth of food. Parents know that teenagers are growing up, and the amount of food is very large, and the share of three taels of one meal is obviously not enough.

But only the money for extra food is not enough, even if he doesn't want vegetables at all and goes to the canteen window to buy rice to eat, this week's yuan can't last. What's more, he has to eat vegetables in front of everyone in the cafeteria, but his face can't hold on.

Go to the noodle shop at the school gate to eat a bowl of the cheapest bald noodles, and it costs a dime and three cents. Seventeen bowls of noodles a week cost more than two yuan.

Maintaining his self-esteem comes at a cost, and he feels a little cornered, so he has to turn to his brother for help.

On Saturday evening, Yuan Xianglong went home, but he didn't hold it until the lights in his parents' room went out at night, and he stopped his pretentious sound, quietly slipped down from the top bunk, and came to Yuan Yuxiao's side.

Yuan Yuxiao handed him the five yuan that had been prepared under the pillow. "Thank you, brother!" Yuan Xianglong's mouth is sweet and greasy at this time.

The money was lent out, Yuan Yuxiao naturally had to ask the reason carefully, although Yuan Xianglong didn't dare to tell his parents, he didn't hide it in front of his brother, 1510 explained the cause and effect, and even his own glorious deeds, he would never delete it slightly, and all the bamboo tubes poured beans and confessed. Yuan Yuxiao was a little speechless when he heard this, these things were naturally very inconsistent with the rules in his heart, but in normal times, he would not be very angry, and felt that in adolescence, these things were not so abnormal, especially since he was a child, this younger brother loves to have something wrong when he is fine, and he is used to it to being insensitive. But now, I feel a little troubled when I hear this kind of thing, and I can't help but have to teach my younger brother a few words, it's a brother anyway, this responsibility has to be fulfilled, "Xiaolong, you are also a high school student, and you should have a little bit of self-cultivation, one day as a teacher, a father for life, is it embarrassing for you to write a review to the teacher?" Besides, this matter is your fault in the first place, besides, what's the good of you being so stubborn? Are you going to live by borrowing money forever? ”

Although Yuan Xianglong didn't take what his brother said, he had just borrowed money and was in a good mood, and he couldn't ignore his brother's face, so he tried to laugh and said, "Brother, how can you live forever by borrowing money, I don't believe that the teacher will do so much." ”

"If you don't believe it, in case you ......"

"Shhh-" Yuan Xianglong suppressed Yuan Yuxiao's uncontrollable tone, "Brother, since I was a child, you always think of the worst-case scenario, and I always think of the best-case scenario." You're a pessimist, I'm an optimist. ”

"I'm a realist!"

"Yes, yes, the two of us have been opposites since childhood, you are always afraid of something bad tomorrow, and you always want to save the good for the end, and I always enjoy the present, eat a plate of peanuts, you choose the smallest every time, want to keep the big one, I choose the largest every time, and as a result, you will always eat the smallest, and I will always eat the largest, this is the reality, brother!"

"Look at Mi Quan, how do you know how to turn yourself, people know the truth that the current affairs are Junjie!"

Hearing this, Yuan Xianglong's smiling face that had been accompanying him also darkened, "Brother, it's good that you don't mention this traitor, I won't be angry when you mention him, if he hadn't violated the alliance treaty, why would I be in such an embarrassing situation alone, because of this, I have to insist on not letting the teacher succeed easily!" The heavy snow presses the green pine, and the green pine is straight and straight! ”

Yuan Yuxiao was angry and funny, "You don't have meningitis, do you!" He is a so-called traitor, what are you fighting with the teacher! ”

"This must be the teacher's tricks to break through, I don't stand up to him, he still thinks his division and disintegration tactics are clever!"

Yuan Yuxiao was simply ridiculous, knowing that he was strong and reasonable, and made a pause gesture, "Okay, okay!" Let's go back to the same place, the focus of this matter is: first, we should respect the teacher, and second, we should correct our mistakes! ”

Yuan Xianglong still had a grinning face, "Brother, I am at fault, and I should respect the teacher, but the teacher should be worthy of my respect, he is the one who taught me, the realm should be higher than mine, teach me, I accept, say well, I can also review, if I am convinced, my review will be deeper than Mi Quan's, and it will touch the soul more!" Now I don't want to stop my meal, and I deliberately chose the next day when I handed over the food bill, which is too vicious, I just don't accept it! ”

"Be strict, it's for your good!"

"Brother, ahem, you're looking more and more like an old man!" Yuan Xianglong pursed his lips and pointed to his parents' room.

Yuan Yuxiao shook her head, and sleepiness came up, "I'll take your skull with pain!" Go to sleep! ”

"Thank you, brother!" Yuan Xianglong saluted, climbed up with a smile, climbed halfway up, and slipped back: "Brother, let me ask you one more thing, which key is yours?" ”

"It's so late, you're not finished, what key?"

"It's the key to a bear hidden in a prickly heat powder tube!"

"What happened to the key?" As soon as Yuan Yuxiao heard the key, she subconsciously sat up straight, and the little sleepiness she had just come up from went down again.

Seeing that he was so interested, Yuan Xianglong turned around and simply slipped back to his bed, "Once I found that you got up in the middle of the night to turn over the prickly heat powder tube, I was a little strange, I thought you were going to use needle and thread, the problem is what do people do with needle and thread when they get up in the middle of the night." Then one time I wanted to nail a button, and I turned over the tube, but it was a key, and I remembered that you didn't turn the needle and thread that night, but the key—but it was a strange thing to get up in the middle of the night and turn the key, and besides, I am familiar with your key, and it is not like this. Then one Sunday when I got up, you were still asleep, you were holding the key, I knew that the key is very important, since then I have been careful, and then I met twice to see you sleeping with the key, I boarded, only came back to sleep on Saturday, I came back to sleep on Saturday, I met a few times, it can be seen that there are more cases like this! And I'm on the top bunk, and I can see it clearly when you take the key down in the middle of the night and sniff it! I thought, this key must be unusual...... Ahem, if I guess it's your girlfriend's, this idea should be reasonable, not very out of line, right? ”

"Less nonsense!" Yuan Yuxiao knew that it was when she was hypnotizing with the key, and was discovered by Yuan Xianglong, and couldn't help but feel a little embarrassed.

"Hehe, brother, your face has betrayed you! Okay, I know you're embarrassed to say it," Yuan Xianglong smiled slyly, "Brother, I'm really curious, ask more, what is the relationship between you and Xiaoxue's sister?" ”

"You're so lenient!"

"I just care! I'm curious, if the key is not Sister Lu's, whose can it be? Whose thing is worth sleeping in your arms at night? I don't think I've found a woman who is closer to you than her! ”

Yuan Yuxiao was a little embarrassed, not that there should be any too important secrets between the brothers, but that he was in the open, Yuan Xianglong had been observing in the dark for so long, and he couldn't help but feel embarrassed when he remembered that he was holding the key and seeing all the stupid looks that he wanted to do.

"That key isn't Xiaolu's!" He hastened to plead. As for the younger brother who will continue to ask who it is, he doesn't care, it is important to clear the white between himself and Xiaolu first.

"Hehe, don't be nervous! Of course I know it's not Sister Lu's! Yuan Xianglong was proud.