The thimble hit it in, the mobile phone card slot jumped out, put the small SIM card in, and then inserted the card slot, and the mobile phone screen lit up again.

The signal bar in the upper right corner of the screen changes from forked to full, and then the carrier settings start to update, allowing the phone to connect again.

With a finger swiping nimbly across the screen, I opened a VPN software, clicked on the server of the Millikan node, and selected the link.

The link was fast, and the standard of "VPN" appeared at the top of the screen, and the software was exited, and with another finger, a live broadcast software with a white bird logo was opened.

……

After tidying up his appearance a little, Jimmy picked up the long selfie stick, then pointed his face at the phone screen and started today's live stream.

He beckoned first: "Hello, good evening everyone, thank God, with the help of a few Chinese friends, I finally solved the mobile phone signal problem here, and I can broadcast live to everyone again." ”

"Well, yes, of course it's daytime on my side, and the time zone of Huaguo is different from ours, so everyone can watch my live broadcast at night. What do you think of the signal here? Is it smooth? ”

"It's good to be smooth, let's start today's live broadcast!"

……

Holding a selfie stick, a young white man with short blond hair walked out of the hotel, came to a small car, and continued to chatter.

"Oh, yes, Huaguo also has a walking taxi app, as long as we have a mobile phone, we can go anywhere. I have to mention that the mobile payment here is really very developed, almost everything can be paid with a mobile phone, yes, the most ordinary beverage stores on the street can be, and the cup of Huaguo black tea in my hand is what I paid for with my mobile phone. ”

"Haha, can you guess where I am, where am I going now? Oh, no, it's not Shengjing, of course I'll go, but it's arranged at the end of this trip to China, oh, no, it's not Shanghai, although I did get off the plane in Shanghai, but it's all high-rise buildings, similar to Jonew, nothing special......"

"Alright, well, I'll announce the answer! I'm in Sichuan Province! Oh, well, this is an administrative unit of Huaguo, about the same as the state of our country. You can see that Sichuan Province is a very large 'state' in China. ”

"Why is it in this place? Uh, well, everybody's got it, because there's giant pandas here! Yes! Giant panda! There are the most black-and-white, cutest creatures in the world! ”

"What I'm going to now is the largest giant panda sanctuary in Sichuan Province, called the Dragon Base Lying Down, where it is said that there are thousands of giant pandas, large and small!"

"The driver just told me that as long as you are willing to pay a certain amount, you can even touch these round elves with your own hands! Let these little ones sit on your lap and feed them bamboo to eat! Well, I'll admit, I can't wait! ”

……

The car stopped, the doors opened, and the young white guy stepped out.

"Okay, we've finally arrived at the dragon base lying on our stomachs, let's buy tickets to enter the venue, I'm already itching my hands for their furry bodies!"

"Well, I promise, I'll stroke them very, very, very gently! Yes, it's like stroking my girlfriend's! ”

"Look, I've already bought the tickets, and the conductor's English is good, so I don't need to show off my broken Mandarin, you know, I only studied at the Confucius Institute for a month."

"Wait a minute, wait a minute, guys, I've found something strange!"

"Look, this is the ticket office, there aren't many people in line, but there's a long queue outside the door of the building over there! Moreover, it seems that there are not a few Chinese people inside, all of them are foreigners and tourists like me. ”

"Is that the place to pet the giant pandas? Otherwise, why are there so many people queuing? But why didn't the Chinese build the building inside the base, but outside? Let's go over and see. ”

"Okay, let's get someone to ask first."

……

The white guy trotted all the way to the front of the group.

He recruited: "Hello, two beautiful ladies, my name is Jimmy, I'm a Twitter streamer, can I ask you a few questions?" ”

"Yes." One of the skinny white girls generously agreed.

"We are from the United States, where are you from?" The guy didn't get straight to the point.

"We're from France." The other chubby white girl replied.

"Oh, France, the land of romance, God destined me to meet two young ladies here." After a compliment, the young man's voice changed: "Forgive me for taking the liberty of asking, what are you queuing up here for?" ”

"We came here to buy helmets." This time it was the skinny white girl who answered.

"Helmet? What helmet? A giant panda souvenir? Jimmy, a white guy, was puzzled.

"No, no, no." The skinny white girl shook her head repeatedly: "That's ...... Well, a very popular electronic device in China, a kind of magical science fiction story that resembles a computer, and you can use it to play video games in your sleep. ”

The fat girl next to her also helped: "Yes, it's a fully mature virtual reality access device." ”

After listening to their explanation, Jimmy frowned: "You are talking about the Red Star brand dream helmet?" ”

"That's right! Right! Right! The two white girls spoke in unison.

"However, this helmet is completely a conspiracy of the Chinese government!" Jimmy's voice couldn't help but be a little higher, and as if he knew something was wrong, he lowered it a little: "I didn't mean to speak ill of the Chinese people, in fact, I was very interested in the culture of the Chinese people, and when I was in Xinjinshan, I also went to the Confucius Institute to learn the Chinese dialect for a month. ”

He went on to explain: "But that helmet is obviously wrong, there are many teardown videos of this helmet on the Internet, and the like element in it is very simple, not even the basic CPU, memory, and complex circuitry, it is impossible for people to link virtual reality!" This is a big conspiracy concocted by the Chinese government! ”

"But...... We had classmates who bought it. The two white girls looked a little hesitant: "They said that they can indeed enter the virtual reality world, be able to play on the island in their sleep, and taste Chinese food for free in the restaurant!" They all swore and swore promises! ”

"Well, I see what they mean." Jimmy persuaded bitterly again: "You see, there is such a saying on the Internet, the price of helmets is very high, and the low-end model costs more than 3,000 meters of gold, and they find that they have been fooled, and they can't ask the Chinese people for compensation, so in order to reduce their frustration, they will advocate tricking others to buy and be deceived, so as to get psychological satisfaction!" It's a very shady psychology! ”

"No, they're our friends, we know exactly who they are, they don't do that!" The skinny girl looked a little angry.

"Okay, okay!" After thinking about it, Jimmy, a white guy, no longer persuaded him, but walked to the end of the line and lined up.

Then, he looked at the screen of his phone on the photo pole and said, "Everyone has seen it, and I have tried my best to persuade them, but these two French girls do not listen to the advice." I've decided! Postpone petting the cute panda for the time being! I want to personally expose the lies carefully compiled by the Chinese government! ”

……

Compared with the scene when the helmet was first released, the queue outside the store here at the Wolong Giant Panda Base was not very long, and in less than 40 minutes, Mr. Jimmy, the famous travel anchor of Twitter, was able to see the door of the store.

"Okay, there are three more ahead, and it's going to be my turn soon! My heart is beating so fast and I need everyone's support for me! This must be a big conspiracy! If something unexpected happens, I hope you can help me call the police. If I can't go back to Millican, I hope you will remember me, remember the happy times I brought to everyone, and help me tell my parents and sister that I love them! ”

"Well, it's my turn, luckily, they didn't confiscate my phone. The environment of this store is very good, it is all large pieces of transparent glass, and all kinds of exaggerated instruments......"

"Oh, the English of the shopping guide here is very authentic, I think they are specially trained by the Chinese government, otherwise they would not be so proficient......"

"What? You know what I just heard? Just now, this shopping guide told me that although this specialty store is developed for foreigners and sells Red Star brand good dream helmets to foreigners, it only sells one style, called Red Star brand 98 King Kong good dream helmet, yes, the name is very similar to that gorilla. But that's not the point! The point is that this helmet costs 288888 Huayuan! ”

"You may not know what that means, but I just used a calculator to do the math! Equivalent to 43,600 meters of yuan! I think these Chinese people are crazy! That's so much money, enough to buy a windy Snow Fortune sports car! It's just fake! Spend more than 40,000 meters to buy a motorcycle helmet! This scam is crazy! ”

"Nope! You don't have to tip me! I can come up with so much money myself! Since Chinese people are so crazy, I will also accompany them to go crazy! Spending more than 40,000 meters to solve a shocking scam, I think it's worth it! I just told everyone that the plan to go to Antarctica will be postponed. ”

"They seem to be very strict, not only asking for passports, but also providing their home country's driver's license and social security account number, do they think this is a police station? Luckily, I had my passport, driver's license, and Social Security card with me and could give them them, but I wondered if they had overheard what I had just said, and would they wait to arrest me? ”

"Well, fingerprints still need to be entered, and if you are disabled, you can also use voiceprints and passwords instead, and I'm now more and more suspicious that they're collecting our personal information, maybe the helmet is just a front?"

"Do you see that little room in front of you with a lot of lights? They wanted me to go in, and I wasn't allowed to bring any electronic devices, and I had a bad feeling that the guy who came out in front of me didn't seem to be fine, but ...... Isn't this really a special brainwashing device? Mind control devices? Looks like we're going to have to separate for a while. ”

"Well, I'm back, there's not much special in it, it's just a dark one, and there are all kinds of lights that shine on my eyes, and they keep asking me to meet all kinds of good, sad, angry, and distressing things in my life, and I don't know what I'm doing. No, I didn't feel any discomfort, I wasn't brainwashed, and I was still very skeptical of that so-called virtual reality headset! ”

"It looks like all the checks and tests are done and I can go and pay to get my helmet. You can take a look at these billboards next to them, which are all written sleep aid devices, all kinds of good dreams, sleep as soon as possible, improve sleep quality and other advertising slogans, and there are no virtual reality, games, and other related words, this thing is obvious, Chinese people do not dare to admit that this is a virtual reality equipment, only dare to use such a name to fool everyone. ”

"Okay, I just paid with a credit card, and I support meter-dollar payment here, hey, my handsome little sports car is leaving me like this. Well, it's time to pick up the helmet! ”

"I have to admit that Huaguo is really good at doing business, just like the Huaguo products that are now flooding the entire United States, here also provides the service of helmet electroplating personality patterns, of course, it also requires additional payment, everyone said, what pattern is better for us to electroplate?"

"Okay, Jimmy is Jimmy, it's decent to have my name plated on the helmet, see it, I can have a golden ** in front of the girl, I suspect she is also from the United States!"

"Thank goodness we came out alive with the helmet box! The process went quite smoothly! Miss shopping guide just wanted to recommend some free fund, I refused, if I want to donate money, I would rather donate to the children of Africa! Without further ado, now, let's take a closer look at this box! You can open the screenshot maker, and I'll show you all aspects! ”

"See, as you can see, although the helmet box is printed with logos in other languages such as English, the text on it is still the same as in the specialty store. High-end sleep aids, a safe sleep experience, help you fall asleep as soon as possible, and greatly improve sleep quality...... And so on, and there's no part that introduces virtual reality, virtual reality games! ”

"Look at the word! Yes, it has been made very clear that this is a so-called sleep aid device, and it is just a sleep aid device! A sleep aid device worth 43,600 meters! Let everyone sleep with such a stupid thing! Well, I think I'm crazy! ”

"Let's open it and see, the manual, the warranty, the helmet, oh yo, it's a bit heavy, it's almost 2 kilograms. There is also a wireless charging pad, a latex neck pillow...... Now, let's find a place to try this so-called sleep aid...... That's the bench over there, and I hope no one bothers me. ”