"Miss, do you want to buy an umbrella? Rainbow umbrella! ”

I didn't care about this boy who pondered the sound of a bird, pouted, shook his arms, and walked forward angrily!

"You're not that ......"

Isn't he a man?

I hate it, how could I meet him, he didn't get his funeral one-stop service at the Dead Man's Slope, and came here at the intersection of our car wash, why did he? Look at me jokes?

"Big sister, big sister!"

"Am I big? Look which eye looks at me big, where am I, you say, you say! ”

"I'll be honest, that's it, you're pretty big everywhere, why haven't you seen you these days, you've gained a lot of weight, you're pregnant?"

"Get out! Stay away! ”

"Big sister! I didn't mess with you, did I? I haven't said that the place you chose with me, Feng Shui is not good at all, there is no business at all, and then Baiguang Hospital is also occupied by newcomers, I can't go back at all, I haven't told you all of this, I'm bothering you, right? I'm here to make money with my own hands, sell an umbrella, what's wrong with me? ”

"It's all your fault! Since the last time I went to your rented house, my world has been speeding up! My body is out of shape, too! ”

"You've eaten too much, so blame me? Besides, when did you go to my rented house? ”

"Didn't your brother tell you? He was still nibbling on a hand when I went! ”

"It turns out that the person who scared my brother is you, eldest sister, do you mean that you have a person on your back with a hand in your mouth, do you know that my brother doesn't dare to eat those now, I have to buy him pizza every day, it's more expensive! Eldest sister, you said that you are such an adult, do you have a score for doing things? Don't blame others for everything, I don't blame you, don't you see me selling umbrellas here, if it's still near Baiguang Hospital, use it so far away and so windy? It's hard! No way, who told me to listen to you at that time! I'm stupid! ”

"That's right! Do you still live in that house? Dead Man's Slope there! ”

"Where can I live if I'm not there, can you find me a house?"

"Do you know where the family who used to live there is now moving in?"

"Am I a detective? Unless they die, the affairs of the living, I don't track, I'm sorry, I don't provide one-stop service for the living! ”

"You can't talk, you, like you, like the people in the car wash, are the undercut kind!"

"Are you going to the car wash to wash your car? I don't think you have a car, do you? What are you doing there? Where are your relatives? ”

"You care about me! Why are you here? ”

"Eldest sister, you really don't hear anything outside the window, you go out to see, is it easy to do business now? Especially with a small business like mine, it would be nice to have a place for me to set up a stall! Do I dare to pick? ”

"I see that there are a lot of small stalls in the backstreet of our Lunhong University, otherwise you can try it there!"

"Gotta get it! I'm not listening to you this time! I'm right here, if you don't like me, you can go! I can't always trip over a rock, can I? Once it's called not paying attention, twice it's called a big fool! ”

"By the way, the room waitress I asked you to keep an eye on me last time, how are you staring?"

"No time!"

"Why are you like this, didn't you say yes? I'll give you the money with conditions! ”

"It's hard for me to live, I'm almost out of food, and you haven't seen how good my brother is! How can you be idle in your business? ”

"But ......"

"But what are you, if you can't do it, eldest sister, you can sue me as soon as possible! Great! If you don't buy something, you won't give it away! Umbrella! Umbrella! Rainbow umbrella! As soon as you open the mood, you deserve an umbrella with red orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple! There is also a matching umbrella cover, and the umbrella handle has been sold! ”

"Man, it's not me saying you, although you have innovated, the wording of the funeral dragon must be modified!"

"How else do I have to change? I'm not as educated as you, besides, what's wrong with being educated, don't you still go to work for others? I see you coming out of the car wash with a sad face, you know that you must have been scolded by the boss, exactly the same as my previous look, bow your head, wipe your tears, is it useful? Life won't pity you, look at me, aren't I still selling umbrellas? If you can't do it under someone else's hands, I advise you to come out as soon as possible, set up a company by yourself, or work in partnership with me, you contribute money, I contribute, we work together, what do you think? ”

"Do you think I'm rich? My pocket money is not enough for next month, but I guess I won't be able to make it this month! ”

"What do you mean? Eldest sister! You're saying you seem to need a funeral service this month? ”

"you! Don't say these unlucky things to me! Anyway, if I really had that day, I would definitely be looking for you, okay? ”

"That's pretty much it! That's right! Do you want clothes? ”

"What clothes? Do you still sell clothes? I just happened to participate in the audition of the competition tomorrow, I don't know what dresses to wear, which ones you sell, you take them out and show me! ”

"Big sister! I'm talking about shrouds, didn't you say that you won't be able to survive this month? So why don't you pick and choose first? lest others choose for you that is not in your liking! ”

"Man, don't you have a bad mouth? Just because I asked you to come to the Dead Man's Slope, you didn't have a good business before, so you cursed me like that? ”

"You said it yourself! Besides, many people are like this now, and they can be tailor-made! Gold is gold, scales are scales! ”

"Is it sequins or Jin Xian? you, you almost knocked me out! Isn't tailor-made also a shroud? I want the clothes and dresses that I wear in the modeling competition, I don't know if I don't want to talk nonsense here! ”

"Am I just telling you this, I know a tailor who makes all the clothes of the dead and the living! Look at it, I'll show you a set! Although this is made for the dead, but you look at this lace, this workmanship, this quality, I tell you, absolutely first-class! ”

"I don't sound so awkward! It always feels weird! ”

"Eldest sister, your old thinking must be changed, the person who makes clothes for the dead is powerful, the living can directly measure the measurements, what about the dead, it is very difficult, and it has to be ......"

I interrupted the man's detailed description in time, and I was afraid that after listening further, I would change my mind!

"But I'm going to wear it tomorrow! Is he ready to do it? ”

"Of course you can! I can assure you that it will be absolutely comfortable to wear! ”

"Can you guarantee that it looks beautiful and doesn't look like a corpse?"

"You have to drop, you don't want the kind of palace one, eldest sister! I told him! ”

"But my classmates and I are both at Lunhong University, where are you talking about tailors? Not far from our school? ”

"Not far, not far! It's over there, it's a coincidence, it just opened a few days ago, and it also changed people's clothes for free, and gave a small lotus to each person who came! ”

"It turned out to be that one! Shi Lanyan in my bedroom is still there to change her face kini to a bikini, the craftsmanship of the change is really good, then I know, I can go myself! ”

"Big sister! How do you cross the river and tear down the bridge? I'll take you there, I have a commission, I have been serving with him for many years, their family just came to your Lunhong University from other places a few days ago, but I can still get a preferential price, and he is an old friend! ”

"Got it! Then I'll mention you to him, right? It doesn't affect your commission, and you can give me a discount! ”

"That'...... That's not going to work, you have to buy my rainbow umbrella to not owe me a favor! ”

"I owe you a favor? You owe me, right? I asked you to help me decide the waitress who brought Deng Deng's relics, but what about you? ”

"I said, eldest sister, don't you still think that Deng Deng of yours hasn't passed away, right? Please, it's been so long, the host of the memorial service for the resurrection of the dead, my legs and stomach are weak when I think about it now! You can let me go, tell you, even if your friend Deng Deng is resurrected, don't let me host a memorial service for him in the future, I can't do this job! ”

"Shut up your foul mouth!"

"It's okay to close it! You've got to buy me a rainbow umbrella! Otherwise, I'll tell the tailor that I won't give you a discount! What do you think is a good deal? ”

"How did I meet a vendor who is as scoundrel as you?"

"Who else is as witty as I am? Eldest sister! ”

"Okay, okay, buy one! How much is this rainbow umbrella in your house! ”

"Sell 20 for others, sell 30 for you!"

"Why?"

"There's no referral fee, right? Shall I introduce you to that tailor shop for nothing? I'm not a public welfare, and I have a fat brother at home who is waiting to be fed! ”

I rummaged through my little span bag and counted the money inside!

"Only 25! Buy if you want, don't buy if you don't! ”

"Don't! Can't sell! ”

"Your cost is only 10 yuan!"

"Don't buy pull-down! You introduced you! I'll call that tailor shop right now and ask them to give you no discounts, so you can do whatever you like! ”

"Man, I didn't think you still had this strength?"

"Then look at it, never underestimate anyone, especially a small trader like me, the energy exerted is infinite!"

"I found out that you may have been reading a book lately, and I feel like you are talking more like you have knowledge than before!"

"Then you see, what must not be kept up with the times now! Otherwise, I'll starve to death, and my brother won't even have any scum left over from what he eats every day, so I'll have to make some more money! ”

"For your pitiful sake, then I'll give you 30, but there is one more condition!"

"I'm sorry, big sister! Take the money! I don't send it! ”

"Man, don't go too far! What's wrong with just one condition? ”

"I don't know what's going on in your mind yet? Or do you want me to stare at the room waitress? Tell you clearly, it can't be done! ”

"It's not! I have this phone, you help me to see which customer service waitress this phone is, is it the one who sent Deng Deng a relic last time, when you go home, just go to the hourly room hotel to help me confirm it! ”

"It's that simple?"

"Absolutely, yes! You help me pick a better umbrella! ”

At this time, I opened an umbrella casually and found that it was not the 7 colors he claimed, but only 5!