"Ding Xiaojiao, you brute, I'll kill you for Zhan Ye!"

In my mind, a picture of a thin girl dragging Ding Xiaojiao's hair and scuffling together!

What's going on?

"Little thin girl, let me tell you, you are not allowed to bully Xiaojiao!"

"How dare I bully her, didn't you two bully me when you two were young?"

"Xiaojiao, if you don't go to dinner, don't go!"

"Little chubby, I agree with you to go, okay, hurry up and go, don't encourage Xiaojiao here, the two of us will watch it, what are you worried about, is it possible that I can still eat her?"

"I think you're like a tigress!"

"Who are you talking about?"

"Okay, okay, don't make trouble, then you two must get along well!"

"Love is a tormenting thing, but I am reluctant to give up like this, and I keep speculating in your heart, but there is my name......"

Is this really my phone? I don't know when the song was changed, and I don't know what song it is!

"Hey! Wu Shuai, I was just about to call you, what? Wan Bao said he didn't want to! Tell him that in 30 minutes, we'll see you at the beach! It's the beach last night! Of course you're going, you have a car, you can save on bus fares! Also, you gave it to me last time, but I didn't ask for it, and I can see the little lotus flower with a clear vein, and I know you didn't throw it! ”

When I arrived at the door, I really found that Wu Shuai's car was parked at the school gate, and many students came and went, all pointing at the car!

I didn't pay attention to it yesterday, but I looked at it today, and it was really beautiful, the red model, very smooth, but unfortunately there was no shed, I don't know what to do when it rained, and I guess I have to play an umbrella!

"Master, Wan Bao said to go over later!"

Wu Shuai helped me open the car door!

As if you want to get some praise from me!

"Really? What did you tell him, I didn't let you threaten him! You can't do anything illegal, Wu Shuai! ”

"Master, don't worry, I won't do anything if you do it!"

"How can I listen to this sentence so awkwardly! That's right! When you open the door, why is it upward, like you're about to fly, yes, you're going to heaven? ”

"Master, this is the latest ......"

"Stop! Don't tell me about this anymore, the BMW you told me last time, I had indigestion, and now I have to vomit when I hear the car parameters or something! Do you understand? I don't want to spit in your car! So please keep your mouth shut, and when I don't let you speak, you must not speak! Let's drive! ”

"I can! Yes, sir! ”

"Wu Shuai, why is your car so loud, Ou Ou Ou Ou called! I'm going to fix it another day, and why didn't you go into the sea to swim yesterday? Yesterday was when we were discovered, were you embarrassed? Aren't you wearing a facegini, what are you afraid of? ”

"Master, I can't swim, I'm afraid of water!"

"Really, such a tall big man as you, have you been played by water before? Or was it saved by a mermaid? ”

"Master, I'm ......"

"Don't say it, I understand, it's okay, it's not a shameful thing, everyone has their own weaknesses, it's normal! That's right! Is your sister still working at a chicken chop shop today? ”

Wu Shuai nodded!

He is holding the side of the steering wheel, which seems to be no different from the one he played in the youth idol drama!

"Wu Shuai, do you know that there is now a pure idol drama that allows Jiang Moumou to play the second male lead? I think his temperament is fully capable of being the male number one! What do you think? ”

Wu Shuai didn't speak, the corners of his mouth moved slightly, and he might have said "I don't know" again, but he didn't say it!

"You don't know Jiang Moumou, then you are too LO! He is the hottest male star right now! He was also invited to be a judge by a famous comedy show, like, well, if I go to a cross talk competition in a few days, what do you think? ”

"Master, you're going to the competition?"

"Of course, I can't go if you go, actually, I originally wanted to participate in a singing competition, but seeing how hard you worked, I thought, forget it, give you a way to live as a scumbag, anyway, I will be very good at anything!"

"Cross talk, comedy, girls will be more difficult!"

"I'm just going to challenge, it's not difficult for someone to play, right?"

I casually picked up the little lotus that Wu Shuai brought to me, aiming at the sun, it can reveal a lot of light!

"Master, this flower, if sprayed with water, can bloom and grow bigger! I have newly bought ice water here, master, you can take it yourself, spray it on it a little bit to see, after drying, it will slowly become smaller! ”

The story that Wu Shuai told is really moving, I even fantasize about my body, will it be like this little lotus, it becomes smaller when it is dry, and it becomes bigger when it blooms in water!

"Master, you know what? It can live for 18 years, which is much longer than the average fresh flower, and much more real than fake flowers, so it is also called eternal flower! ”

"Eternal flowers? This is a sun-dried flower, did you give such a beautiful name? I've told you everything, watch less youth idol dramas, besides, you see that you have something good to watch, such as Jiang Moumou's new drama or something, although it has not yet been released, but you can pay attention to it, right, there will not be a situation where when you were asked just now, you are like a fool and don't know anything! ”

"Master, have you heard what happened at our Lunhong University last night? I heard that the perverted pervert in Tianluo City is still in our school, and a female classmate was almost ...... by him yesterday Master, what's wrong with your neck? ”

"It's fine!"

Wu Shuai looked at my neck through the car mirror again, as if he remembered something!

"Master, I went back and read the notes, the myths and legends about Lunhong University, and some ......"

"Exactly, you can say it now!"

"It also describes a bathroom on the 8th floor of the library, which is a red door, because there was a ...... in it"

"No, you better don't talk about it, you can't talk when you're driving!"

I talked to Wu Shuai for a long time before I remembered!

"It's here! Master! ”

"Wu Shuai, you can talk now!"

"There is a ...... above the window of the bathroom"

"Who's going to the bathroom? Wu Shuai? You're late, tell me it's 30 minutes, you're just 31 minutes! ”

Wanbao is worthy of being a great painter of rigorous abstraction!

Still in front of our faces, shaking his watch to show us, the leather next to him has fallen off, this 10,000 bags is really saving!

is so short of money, and he is still so high in his bones, right! So do I!

To sum it up in one sentence, ask for your own hardship!

"Wan Bao, I called you today to help me paint a picture!"

"Talk-free, I didn't bring a sketchpad!"

"What? Why are you here without a sketchpad? Do you think I arranged for you and Wu Shuai to go on a date at the beach? ”

"You know I don't draw very often!"

"Then what are you talking about, you were working before 12 o'clock in the morning, what are you doing when you're not drawing?"

"Creation, you don't understand? It doesn't have to be painted, it can also be said to be an idea, the inspiration that appears in the mind is recorded in time, also called creation, aren't you the same as Wu Shuai, both of whom are majoring in the art department of my alma mater? I used to be a classmate in Class 1, don't you know? The position that Wu Shuai did was the one I have been sitting in for three years as a graduate student! ”

"No wonder Wu Shuai had to go there very early before class, it turned out to be to occupy a seat!"

"It's not the same as the seat in your library, my seat has a story!"

"Another story? I don't want to hear it, you know there are a lot of stories, and people get restless, right? Look ahead, look at the sea, how beautiful! It will make people calm down instantly, I didn't know that the sea was so close to our school, otherwise I would have come here with my male girlfriend, his dream is to see the sea! ”

"Is your boyfriend a guy who wears slippers and leaking leggings, and when he talks, he is a bit neutral!"

"No, he's the one who talks, he's the one who speaks, he's ...... What the? Did you see him? Where is it? ”

"He was walking back and forth by the sea just now, and I was afraid that he wouldn't be able to think about it, so I asked him what he was doing. He said he was waiting for someone here, but he didn't know who that person was. ”

So Deng Deng is still alive, but he has amnesia?

"What about that person? Where is he? Say it quickly! ”

"You brought me here, you won't ask me to help you find someone, right? How do I know where he's gone? Wu Shuai, I'll go first! ”

"You wait!"

I took out a scarf from my little crossbody bag!

"Can you help me draw a picture of 'Under the Sea' on this?"

"Are you crazy? Do you know how long it takes to paint that one? And unless you copy it, it is impossible to draw exactly the same again, and the reason why it is called creation is because it is unique! ”

"Wan Bao, that's the male girlfriend I just mentioned, he likes the sea very much, but he has never come to see it! I want to help him keep this painting away, because I know that what you paint, it's very realistic, it's vivid, how much it costs, and you tell me that I have a lot of money, and it's been in the bank and hasn't moved! ”

"Don't think you can seduce me with money, I don't eat this, you're here to humiliate me, right? I didn't mess with you, are you my black fan? ”

"Come on, your fans are all firmly attracted by another Wanbao pretending to be you, and as for you, you may not even have pink, let alone black fans! Wan Bao, what I said, absolutely no disrespect for you, that's okay, then you can paint a portrait of my male girlfriend, it's always okay, right? ”

"You're saying let me draw the boy I just saw? Draw on this yellow scarf of yours? And then you surround yourself in front of your robe every day! If you want me to say that your current friendship is all used on your mobile phone, you can find him directly and take him to see the sea together, don't you! ”

"Since you don't want to help, then forget it, it seems that you don't want this immortal little lotus either!"

I turned around the dried flower that Wu Shuai brought to me in front of Wan Bao, and then quickly put it away and hid it behind my body!

"Eternal flowers? You wait! ”