Qibao is a person who loves to pretend to be garlic, no matter whether he is in front of outsiders or his own people, he loves to sell guanzi and pretend to be a master.

I once asked him, is it funny to always pretend to be garlic with people?

The answer he gave me was one sentence.

Zi is not Lao Tzu, and the joy of knowing Lao Tzu?

I've always scoffed at his answers, but I kind of understand them now...... Cool!! It's really cool to pretend to be a master and sell off!!

"If you want to get rid of the filth in your body, it's not easy to say, it's not difficult to say." I sighed: "As long as you are not afraid of pain and can endure hardship, all difficulties will be solved." ”

"Don't worry!! No matter how big the bitterness is, we can eat it!! The old village chief hurriedly said: "As long as I can follow you on the right path, I am not afraid of any difficulties!" ”

Hearing this reply, I couldn't help laughing, holding back the excitement in my heart, and said to them: "Filth is not afraid of yin and yang, but it is also not dissolved in yin and yang. ”

"Yin and Yang?" The old village chief was stunned.

"Yin Qi, to be exact." I explained, "Yang Qi is no less than poison to us, and only Yin Qi can not harm us. ”

"Where can I find the yin qi?" The old village chief asked me very humbly.

"The world is so big, there is yin everywhere, but there is a difference between strength and weakness." I smiled and said, "If you want to get rid of the filth in your body, the ordinary yin qi is definitely not useful, and you can only do it with the help of those extremely pure yin qi." ”

The old village chief nodded busily and said Okay, let's start looking for yin qi immediately!

"Mr. Shen, is it hard to find these yin qi?" Old man Shi asked me, his expression a little worried.

I shook my head and said it wasn't difficult, it could be found in the nearby mountains.

"Then let's go now!" Zheng Laosan said with great interest: "This matter should be sooner rather than later!" Don't you have something to do? We can't delay you! ”

"As the saying goes, send the Buddha to the west, since I can meet you, it also means that we are destined, and I am not short of this time......" I smiled: "As long as you are not afraid of pain and can endure hardships, I can help you get rid of the filth tonight." ”

As soon as I heard this, all the villagers here cheered, and the expressions on their faces were more festive than the New Year, and they happily thanked me.

Now that this matter has developed to this point, I don't need to ink, after all, opportunities are only reserved for those who are prepared, if you don't seize this opportunity to kill them...... How stupid am I??

I don't need them to urge me, I will take them up the mountain to do errands as soon as possible, I don't have to think about it!

"Need some preparation?" The old village chief asked me.

"There's nothing to prepare, I see that there are a lot of bones in your village, just one person with a skull to connect the yin qi....." I said casually, so I said in a mysterious way: "The yin qi of human bones is the heaviest, you take this thing up the mountain, you will definitely get twice the result with half the effort!" ”

"Then I'll take a few more!!" Zheng Laosan said, pulled his legs and ran outside the house, and the others did not dare to hesitate, and followed one after another, even the old village chief.

It was only at this time that I dared to relax completely, leaning back on the back of the chair in a cold sweat, panting constantly.

"Dog's Day...... I almost .......," I said, bending down to take the rat in my arms and patting it on the head: "I have to help me this time......

The rat must have understood what I was saying, squinted his eyes, and enjoyed letting me rub his head.

Actually, I was quite worried at the time, after all, this incident was an accident, and I didn't mention it to Qibao at all.

If Qibao can't bear it and follows me all the way to Mao'er Village, then it's a big trouble!

"I just hope they can be a little patient...... Observe more observations....... Don't mess around......." I muttered to myself, and the cold sweat on my forehead grew.

Suddenly, a familiar voice rang out outside the door.

"What are you doing?"

When I looked up, the old village chief was standing by the door, half-squinting, watching me wipe my sweat.

"It's a little hot." I sighed and replied quietly: "If you want to say that our cultivation is enough to toss, the more we cultivate, the more like a living person, I can even feel the heat and cold......"

As I spoke, I picked up the rat and walked slowly out the door, not daring to show any nervousness.

"Hot?" The old village chief was a little surprised: "Why can't I feel it?" ”

"After tonight, you'll be able to feel it." I patted him on the shoulder and said helplessly, "Didn't you notice?" After being eroded by the filthy air, some bodily functions begin to degenerate. ”

When the old village chief heard this, he seemed to believe it, and he couldn't stop nodding: "Yes, now I can only feel hungry, and other feelings...... Even the pain is rare! ”

At the entrance of the village, everyone had already assembled, and each of them was holding three or four skulls in their arms, looking like fakes.

"Take two shovels and follow, you'll have to dig a pit to find yin qi in a while!"

"Good!"

........................

Pretending to be the leader of the wrongs, and taking a group of wronged people up the mountain, it is estimated that few gentlemen have done this kind of thing.

Although there was some panic in my heart, it was more of an indescribable sense of excitement.

It's like having the big picture in your hands....... Victory is already in sight....... This tension is nothing more than a seasoning!

"Mr. Shen, I didn't do it right today, I definitely remember this lesson, and I won't mess around again in the future......" Zheng Laosan came to my side and asked me with a flattering face: "Can you see if my face can be recovered?" ”

As he asked me this, the rat squeaked, turned his head sharply, looked at the forest in front of him, and then looked at me again, blinking as if he were saying something.

"That's for sure!"

I didn't dare to look at the rat more, I put my arm around Zheng Laosan's shoulders very enthusiastically, looked like a good brother, and said to him with a smile: "We are not living people, whether the flesh on our faces can grow or not, it is up to us to decide!" ”

"That's fine!!" Zheng Laosan laughed: "I'll just say that Mr. Shen is good enough!" That's right!! ”

I laughed with him at the time, patted him on the shoulder, and chatted with him.

All of this, to put it bluntly, is acting, and it is also a play with an audience.

That look from the squirrel just now has already told me a piece of news, in the mountain forest in front of you, Qibao and them are probably lurking there!

Look at this...... They must have dealt with the villager...... It seems that the trick of beheading and beheading is really useful for the villagers!

When I think about this, the smile on my face grows brighter.

Seeing me walking with these villagers, Qibao and the others would be worried, but if they saw me so affectionate to them...... No matter how stupid they are, they can still think of the Tao in it!

That's right.... That's it! Don't come out and stir things up!

You fight the back, I will lead the way and take the lead, seize the opportunity to kill them in waves, this is the best choice!

"Mr. Shen, where can I find those yin qi?" The old village chief asked me.

"Shade of the eyes." I explained: "It is a strange place with a special geographical environment, as long as you make a hole in the yin eye, you can directly connect to the yin veins underground. ”

"Ouch! That's a surprise! It's the first time we've heard of it! The old village chief laughed.

"I learned this from the old-timers, and I hadn't heard of it before," I explained......, "Don't think you don't need to use your brain to be a monster, the better your brains are!" ”

As soon as the words fell, I stopped, stepped on the small mound on the ground, and said, "This is the first yin eye." ”

"This is the yin eye??" The old village chief looked at the small mound with a surprised face, and couldn't help muttering, "It looks very ordinary...... Is there yin here? ”

"Don't you know if you dig down?" I laughed and said, "One Yin Eye can only stand one person, and we have to find seven more eyes." ”

"Village Chief! Lao Bald and Jiu'er haven't come back yet! Old man Shi asked, "Shall we wait for them?" ”

Hearing this, the old village chief frowned, but before he could finish speaking, I took the first step to take over the conversation, and said very eagerly: "Don't worry, let's get rid of the filth of the eight of you first, and then talk about it, and when we are done, they should also come back." ”

"Good!"

The old village chief laughed, obviously not wanting to waste his time looking for them.

"Then trouble Mr. Shen!"

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