Wang Xiaohu lit incense for the gods, not inferior cigarettes, even if it is a cigarette, it is impossible to achieve this virtue, so it is not allowed to smoke pneumonia? What's more, the kitchen is a fire, the reason is that the kitchen has a stove, and when cooking, it is necessary to borrow the stove fire, and the temperature will naturally increase, so the stove is commonly known as "fire position". The kitchen and stove can be used to suppress the murderer, so the dirty things will not hide in this place, take the three murderers as an example, the noise became like that, and they did not enter the kitchen a step.

Whether from the point of view of physics or from the point of view of paranormalism, it is impossible for incense to burn so quickly for no reason, so it is strange, could it be that something dirty was invited? Wang Xiaohu was wondering, William Lin and Shen Xuqi turned around and left, wanting to leave the kitchen, the two deflated calves were in a hurry, the door was small, crowded together, and no one let anyone compete there.

Wang Xiaohu also felt panicked, and felt that he would exit the kitchen first, and when he turned around, he saw that neither of them spoke, holding his breath and no one would let anyone go first, he couldn't help but feel angry in his heart, when was it, he was still so out of tune, he went up and pushed the two out of his head, and closed the kitchen door with his backhand.

Cautious and wide, he was pushed on his heels, William Lin staggered and stood firm, and asked Wang Xiaohu with a bitter face: "What evil happened again?" ”

"I'm him. Mom, you know! Wang Xiaohu was not in a good mood, sat on the sofa and lit a cigarette, and took two puffs, not as fast as the incense in the kitchen, he couldn't help but smile bitterly, and kept thinking in his head, there is no evil in the kitchen, and it won't be dirty things, is it the king of the stove?

Is it not, you have to explore it clearly, otherwise there are strange events hidden in the kitchen, and it is not practical, and there is no good way to think about it, so I can only wipe the cow's tears to see what is in the kitchen, turn around and go back to the house to take the bottle of cow tears given by Yuan Zhongtang, Shenxu got up from the ground, sat on the sofa, closed his eyes and chanted there: "Ah, Mommy, Mommy, Red ......" looks like it has nothing to do with itself.

Wang Xiaohu saw that Shen Xuan was a bald donkey pretending, as if he was helping, but in fact, he was hiding and didn't want to do anything, and couldn't help but want to kick his big cake face with his forty-third big foot, Shen Xuan definitely couldn't count on it, let alone William Lin, even if he volunteered, Wang Xiaohu didn't dare to use him, who knows if this unlucky child will get into trouble.

Then it can only be by himself, Wang Xiaohu sighed, this is where he is forced to work, no one can count on it, what hard work and dirty work no one does, he has to come, just this life, admit it! Wang Xiaohu smeared cow tears on his eyelids with ease, and suddenly a hot feeling emerged, followed by coolness.

opened his eyes in a daze, the world became different again, Wang Xiaohu looked towards the kitchen, there was a door blocking and he couldn't see it, he was bold, raised his middle finger, and leaned over cautiously, Wang Xiaohu was worried in his heart, his middle finger worked hard, and he used his strength to make the body's breath flow, drive the qi and blood, and strengthen his momentum, even if it was really an evil thing, he couldn't help it for a while.

Standing at the door of the kitchen, Wang Xiaohu took a deep breath and looked back, a cautious bald donkey squinted at him while chanting the scriptures, William Lin carefully hid to the side and stomped his feet: "I'm just bitter!" opened the kitchen door, although Wang Xiaohu had seen a lot of ghosts, but he didn't know what was in the kitchen, and his heart was sudden.

Looking at it, he couldn't help but be stunned, his expression was sluggish, the situation in the kitchen was so spectacular, so spectacular that Wang Xiaohu couldn't believe that he could see such a bizarre picture in his life, even if the kitchen was full of ghosts, he would never be surprised to look like this.

What did he see, he saw a room full of old men! Dirty, dusty-faced old men, and these old men are spirits, some squatting on gas cans, some leaning against the wall, sitting on the cupboard, on the ceiling, on the ground...... There were about thirty-four, and the scene was shocking, unparalleled, densely packed with small kitchens.

Is this a kitchen or a nursing home? Wang Xiaohu rubbed his eyes in disbelief, and the images of old men became clearer, some wore robes and horse coats, some wore braids from the Qing Dynasty, some wore official uniforms from the Ming Dynasty, those from the Yuan Dynasty, and those from the Song Dynasty...... One is older than the other, each of them looks to be in their eighties, and a little one looks in their sixties, and they are all young and middle-aged in this group of old men.

To say that it is a little scary, it is indeed a little, after all, one by one is not a real person, fluttering, and panicked when he looks at it, but Wang Xiaohu can also feel that there is no evil aura on these old men. The situation in the kitchen is a bit like the subway in the capital at six or seven o'clock in the morning, with people crowded one by one......

As soon as Wang Xiaohu opened the door, all the old men turned their heads to look at him, what was it like to be looked at by dozens of old men in ancient costumes? It was a particularly ridiculous feeling, especially the old man with dozens of spirits, Wang Xiaohu couldn't help but swallow his saliva, his voice was quite loud, and those old men stared at him as if they hadn't heard it.

Wang Xiaohu pretended to be bold and asked, "Who are you?" ”

All the old men pointed to the statue of the god of the stove that he had just pasted not long ago, Wang Xiaohu suddenly felt that these old men were the god of the stove, no wonder they were so old, but he invited one back, how could he come back with thirty or forty? It's no wonder that the incense burns quickly, dozens of stove gods, one person takes a sip, and the incense is almost the same.

Wang Xiaohu was worried at first that he would not be able to welcome Vesta, because legend has it that the Vesta God went to heaven to report good and evil to people from the 23rd day of the lunar month to Chinese New Year's Eve. The fourth day of the first lunar month only comes back, so folklore speaking, on the fourth day of the Lunar New Year, the whole family eats Zheluo together, the so-called Zheluo, which is a hodgepodge of leftover meals from a few days together to clean up the New Year's goods. Cleaning the room and collecting garbage in one place is also the folk saying "throwing the poor". In some rural customs in the north, on the fourth day of the Lunar New Year, tie the god of fire, use corn stalks or wheat stalks to help on sticks, and send them from their homes to the river after igniting them, which means that there is no fire in the house for a year.

The Lord of the Stove wanted to check the household registration, so every family had to stay at home, prepare rich fruits, burn incense, light candles and set off firecrackers to show respect. Today is only the twenty-seventh day of the lunar month, Wang Xiaohu is very unsure if he can invite the god of the stove, but he didn't expect that not only was he invited, but dozens of them were invited.

Please don't come to trouble, please come more and worry about it, think about it, the kitchen is so big, you always have to cook, as soon as you come in, you will step on the two stove princes, this is too fucked up, there is a stove god to help watch the house, it's good, if it's dozens...... I can't usually see it, so it's not like that.

couldn't help but say: "I'll just invite a stove prince, why are you here so much?" ”

There was an old man in a tattered official robe, his face was solemn, and he said to Wang Xiaohu: "You junior, I don't know anything, we are all genuine gods, and it is a blessing for you to come to your house, why don't you prepare more incense tributes, what are you doing with your chatter?" ”

The old man was very majestic, and Wang Xiaohu was stunned, where did the god of the stove come from, why was he so horizontal? I didn't dare to be too offended, so I pointed to the three incense sticks that were burned and the ashes were left, and asked: "With such a burning method, how much money I have is not enough to burn, not to mention the God of the Stove, I also did it according to the rules, and I didn't do anything wrong, right?" Could it be that there are rules in heaven now, and when you invite the god of the stove, you have to invite dozens? ”

Wang Xiaohu said this, just to ask to understand, why can't he squeeze a bunch of stove gods in the kitchen, he doesn't understand these rules, thinking that in this year, the gods are also reformed, or he is unlucky for a while, looking at him pitifully, taking care of him and sending dozens of stove gods, if this is the case, then he will admit it.

But he didn't expect that as soon as he asked, the old man who was quite horizontal immediately stopped talking, and an old man wearing a Qing Dynasty official uniform next to him dragged him hard, came out and said with a smile: "This little brother is invited, we are indeed the god of the stove with a god position, but in the near Jiazi, there are not many people who believe in us, hey, in recent years, it is even less pitiful, it used to be a sacrificial stove, and now there is no sacrificial stove in a thousand households, and there is no management of it, let us find our own way to survive, tell you the truth, Many of these stove lords have not received incense offerings for decades......"

The old man chattered for a long time, Wang Xiaohu also listened to a rough idea, now in this year, there are fewer and fewer people who invite the god of the stove, although the god of the stove is small, but after all, it is also a genuine god, and it is the god position of the person with merit in his lifetime. Uninvited? What is the use of going without incense?

The so-called belief in God is there, and it is not strange not to believe in God. Don't believe and lose the soil of survival, not to say the previous decades, just say that in recent years, the people who believe in God have increased again, I thought that they had survived the beginning, survived to a good life, who knew that there were many people who believed in God, but most of them invited the God of Wealth, Bodhisattva, Buddha, and even Pixiu and the like, the god of the stove king, but embarrassed, when it was really a thousand households did not save one, and this situation became more and more serious, so serious that many stove gods simply guarded in the shops with the statue of the god of the stove, or the New Year's market waiting for the rabbit.

During the Chinese New Year, there are a few days of holiday, everyone is rare to relax, willing to ask for an auspicious one, many old customs have also been restored, but please door god, blessing word, couplet more, really did not invite the god of the stove, mainly the folk welcome to the god of the stove is the fourth day of the new year, if you wait until the fourth day of the new year, it is a joke, there will be no days left in the holiday, are busy playing, the festive energy is almost over, no one comes to invite, no one invites a discount! What's more, many young people today don't know the custom of asking for a stove to be delivered.

Do you think about it?

So as soon as Wang Xiaohu and William Lin invited the god of the stove, they immediately followed back dozens of them, anyway, Wang Xiaohu didn't understand, everyone was a poor stove king, and it was better to rub some incense than nothing, and it became what it is now.

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