Chapter 007: Suck Him Dry and Become a County Magistrate
Looking back, his mouth immediately looked at his eighteenth generation ancestor.
Wu Youde actually looked at his little ghost ancestor with a flattering face, "Little ancestor, hurry up, hurry up, you suck his blood, can you bless me as a county magistrate?" ”
I was hugged tightly by Wu Youde, and I couldn't bite my fingers anymore.
"Ahem, cough, Wu Youde, you grandson, do you know the fate of raising a little ghost?" I tried to break free from Wu Youde's control, but who expected that this grandson was as rare as treating me as the meat of his heart, holding me with one hand and strangling my neck with the other.
If it goes on like this, if you don't get squeezed dry by the little ghost, you will have to be strangled to death by this grandson.
"Wu Youde, you are really lacking in virtue, you will change your name to Wu Lack in the future. Ahem, ahem... Ahem, this beast can't stand even a drop of my blood, do you think it dares to pinch my neck and drink blood? "While I still have some oxygen in my head, I think about how to get out of the danger of being trapped by one person and one ghost.
But I only heard the little ghost hovering in the air let out a ghost cry again, "You stun him, you can't chant a spell, his blood is my best tonic." ”
Nima, they all say that ghosts and ghosts, and the IQ of this ghost is higher than that of people.
Wu Youde heard the instructions of his ancestors, took out the arm that strangled my neck, and raised his fist to knock me out.
I suddenly lost the restraint on my neck, and quickly used all my strength to push Wu Youde away. The old grandson's fist fell into the air, and he looked at me with a hideous expression.
"Big nephew, you're here. When I become the county magistrate, how about buying a bigger paper shop for your grandfather, and sending him to the end of his old age. Hey...... Hey. At this time, Wu Youde is not like a person, but more like the little ghost he raised.
In the middle of the fight, I turned to the front door, and behind me was the exit, and as long as I could escape from this haunted house, I would have a chance to escape.
Ghosts don't dare to run outside the house in broad daylight, and when they get outside the house, there are no little ghosts, so I am a little less afraid, Wu Youde is also an old man no matter how he says, I don't believe that he can't do such an old thing.
"Fuck you, I've always been a yellow flower girl, what are you doing with this shit? When you're dead, I'll send you the best wreath. I cursed as I prepared to rush out the door. This is the first floor, and you can get out on the street when you run out.
Wu Youde was not stupid, he found out about my attempt, and said to his ancestor in a blink of an eye, "Don't let him run out." ”
The little ghost let out a ghost scream, and the brass color of his body became even more weird. Immediately afterward, my left leg, which had just stretched out, was blocked back by an invisible barrier.
Damn, it seems that this stone-fetal little ghost is really hard to deal with.
Since you can't run, let's do it. I don't know where a heroic aura rose from my body, instigating me to turn around and face the little ghost and Wu Youde.
"Wu Youde, do you really want to help the abuse?" The thought of this grandson actually using a living person to sacrifice such a ghost thing, I can't help but feel a chill in my heart. It turns out that there has never been a shortage of bad people in this world, but they have not been involved in personal interests before and have not been discovered.
Wu Youde looked at me with some fear and said, "Big nephew, I don't want to do this either." Can...... You also saw it, it ......" Wu Youde looked at the ghost thing in fear, but he was too frightened to say another word.
I thought it was this Wu Youde who suddenly found out with his conscience, but if a third person was present at this time, he would find out, and I didn't look much better than that little ghost at this time.
This is also what Wu Youde personally told me later, at that time, my eyes were red, and my whole body exuded a fierce aura, like a demon coming out of the eighteenth layer of hell.
At this time, the little ghost made the voice that made people's scalp tingle again, "Jiji, Wu Youde, are you afraid of me or him?" Truly, truly. ”
I'm angry, but I'm not out of my mind. After all, it's this that can pose a threat to my personal safety right now.
Biting the middle fingers of both hands, I started reciting the incantation from the beginning, but I really can't remember the rest of it, the incomplete ghost killing spell has greatly reduced the function of my fingertip blood, and can only make the little ghost who gets my blood emit a little smoke. And that doesn't seem to stop the little devil's determination to eat me.
I was really frightened by this little ghost, and my brain was dizzy.
When I woke up again, the scene at the beginning of this article appeared. The old man and the old woman confronted each other, and the stone-fetal ghost in the old woman's stomach reappeared. I thought the old man couldn't help him, but he blew up someone's three-story building.
I don't know who won between grandpa and the Wu family's Lafayette, anyway, when I opened my eyes again, what caught my eye was grandpa's criss-crossing old face. Alas, what about the ancient beauty?
Just when I thought that the old man might not be able to stand my sudden death and was heartbroken and walked with me, I felt a burst of pain on my face.
Ghosts hurt too?
"Stinky boy, get up when you wake up and look at your little breath. If you don't get up again, I'll peel off a layer of skin from your face, and my old Wu family's face will be lost by you...... Damn, fortunately Lao Tzu came back in time......" The old man's disgusted voice came in his ears.
Why can't you get rid of this old man's nagging when you get to the underworld? I was about to refute, but I was startled by the sudden appearance of another face.
looks good, a standard melon seed face, clear eyebrows, fair skin, ponytail tied high on the top of the head, looking ...... It's a little familiar, but I can't remember who it is. No matter who he is, there is a good-looking person on Huangquan Road as a companion.
But just when I was confused, confused and confused, the back of my head was hit hard again.
"Old man, you're not done, aren't you? If you had come back sooner, would I have died so young? You ......" Just as I was indignantly complaining about the fact that I had not married a daughter-in-law because of the disappearance of this old man, the familiar looking face came to me again.
"Grandpa, he's scared silly, isn't he? Tsk, it's really unproductive. ”
It sounds loud and loud, but why is this voice so unpopular?
"Who is stupid? You're stupid, your whole family is stupid. "I want to continue the confrontation for a while, and think again, alas, they are all ghosts, and what do you care about.
Not stupid is also a ghost.
"Tsk, grandpa, he's so stupid. Like you said, scared silly. "That little bunny is still staring at me with hatred. That look was the same as my grandfather's, and there was a little mockery in it.
"It's not an old man, where did this crazy girl come from?" I'm irritable, let's die, and I brought such a girl to answer me.
The old man began to smoke the dry tobacco pouch again, "Open your big eyes and see where they are." ”
Where? Where else could it be? It's not the underworld, or it's on the Huangquan Road, and you may be able to meet the bull head and horse face for a while. Can...... Hey, hey, no, my head is so full of satsuma, isn't this our little shop?
"Bang bang" I slapped my cheeks with both hands, hiss, damn it, it hurt.
If I pulled my arm again, it hurt. Reached out and pinched the arm of the crazy girl, and touched the flesh.
"Hey, what are you doing? Men and women don't kiss, what are you doing...... Let go, you let go......" The crazy girl wanted to dodge the ravages of my hands, but I still caught her.
"I ...... Not dead? You guys... Are they all alive too? Regardless of the girl's struggle, the flesh in her hand became tighter and tighter, as if she was afraid of losing the feeling of being able to touch people.
You know, ghosts can't touch the living.
Hiss, my ears hurt for a while, and I saw that crazy girl on her toes, pulling my ears fiercely.
"Hey, you crazy girl, you let go, let go......" I felt that half of my ears were about to be examined by her, and the hand holding her arm was also put down.
Just when I was surprised that I was still alive in the world, I was kicked in the ass again, "Wake up and don't stop, be quiet, I have something to ask you." ”
The old man had never been so serious, and it made me nervous.
"Do you remember what you did to that stone-fetal little ghost?"
I shook my head, thought about it and nodded, "That little ghost is very evil, and he has a substance." The ghost's claws grabbed my neck, but it was flesh and blood. ”
"You're not touching, tsk, just your pair of hands, squeezing that little devil's head." The old man looked at me differently. There is relief, but there is also a sense of jealousy.
What does it mean? Dare to love me, is the little ghost crowded?
That's a fighting ghost among the little ghosts, it's amazing, with the kung fu of my three-legged cat, can I subdue it? I didn't believe it, "Master, are you sure I gave it to that little ghost...... Head, crowded? ”
The old man nodded, and the crazy girl next to him also nodded.
"Hey, dare to love my natural powers? At this critical juncture, the divine power was awakened? "It's incredible. But on second thought, it's not surprising.
According to the stories that happened to me, it is not impossible to have some special functions.
Just when he was immersed in the sudden possession of divine power, the old man stared at me and said, "You are not born with divine power, but you are born with evil energy, fierce energy. ”
Because of this ferocious atmosphere, it was also a long time before I learned that the old man said that "he arrived in time" was not to save me, but to fear that I would raze the whole town to the ground. As a result, I still lifted the three-story small building of the old Wu family.