Chapter 1 How did Lao Tzu become a woman?
Inside, the view is full of luxury.
A woman is lying on the bed on all fours, although the posture is a little strange, but it adds a bit of playfulness.
, The palace maid outside the door whispered: "Did the emperor really come yesterday?" I didn't see it. ”
"I have never seen the emperor, I heard that the emperor has been on the throne for nearly fifteen years, but his face is not old."
"Fifteen years, before I was born. Hush. The queen woke up. ”
"Alas, what a pitiful. Even though she is the queen, the emperor still has never favored her. It's a shame that beautiful face. ”
The discussion of the palace daughters, the people on the bed listened to it vaguely, turned over and almost didn't fall down.
Xu Qingen thought to himself, where did he sleep, how could there be a woman chattering, and the emperor and queen.
Open your eyes.
He is a little square, why do you have two steamed buns on his chest?
What is the root of his life?!!!
Why are his hands so white, he, his scum?
Looking at himself in the bronze mirror, he made a hundred question marks in his heart.
He can swear to the sky that he has never done any common tricks such as being struck by lightning, bungee jumping, cliff jumping, jumping into the sea, etc., he just played a game in an Internet café and happened to click on a pop-up link, and then his hand touched the broken computer cable and was accidentally electrified, but he remembered that he was on Liu Yiyu's shoulder before he went to sleep.....
"Come, come. Come on people. "A mouth, it is a delicate female voice.
The palace maid pushed the door and knelt in two rows, and the leading palace maid took the lead and called him the queen mother.
Xu Qingen pinched himself twice, and suddenly a blue mark appeared on his arm, and the feeling of pain made him realize that this was not a dream, and he should have been accidentally electrocuted in his previous life.
Fortunately, my father and mother live abroad all the year round, and it is difficult to hear this bad news.
He waved his hand, and was about to settle down with the encounter, but he felt a hard thing under the quilt.
Xu Qingen opened the corner of the quilt and immediately smiled. hurriedly sent the palace maid to retreat.
It's actually high-tech, tablet!
Can this still be turned on, he rubbed his hands and turned on the switch.
"Hey, Qingen, why are you here! Aren't you in the intensive care unit of a hospital??? ”
"Wow, it's really Qingen, it's really him. Are you awake? That's not right. You didn't bring your phone! ”
"My tablet is gone, you won't take my tablet with you before you faint! I fainted and still want to play a game!! ”
Although they had only met just now, Xu Qingen missed it a little, and even the tone of his speech became different.
"You guys. Can you recognize me? ”
Su Lin snorted: "You think we won't recognize you if you're wearing a yellow robe, you guy is getting better quickly, we just planned to go to the hospital to see you." ”
"No, I mean, I've become like this, and you actually see me the same way I was!"
Xu Qingen glanced at it casually, and just caught a glimpse of the reflection on Liu Yiyu's lenses, which was obviously a petite and cute figure!
It's hard to say whether others can see it or not, Liu Yiyu must be able to!
He, why lie......
"Yi Yu, have I grown a beard?"
"It's the same as before."
"Oh..... This is also not a razor. ”
"You can send it over."
!
He said, can you send it over?!
How to send?
He knew why he pretended not to know......
The screen went dark.
The tablet is dead.
Until the end of the meal, Xu Qingen was still puzzled.
Her current name is Liu Yangyang, and she is the queen of the country above 10,000 people.