As soon as I heard this voice, I couldn't stop laughing, Ma Pingchuan still loves to pretend to be so forceful! Why don't you have enough! But the thought of him killing me immediately made me unable to laugh.

But I think it's strange, doesn't this guy want me to die? So what else does it save me? Wouldn't it be better for him to just let me die at the hands of the Blood-skinned Red Ray? Does he still have to kill me with his own hands? I don't believe that he really wants to kill me, and I don't feel a little guilty in my heart.

"Yikes! It's not even dead! Little flower, you can endure it! The voice of the crazy old man came from the side, and my nose was sore, and I couldn't hold back the tears.

Immediately afterwards, a cold female voice also came: "It's almost the same, a person's blood volume is about 8% of the weight of the human body, and he is only one hundred and thirty catties at most, about five thousand milliliters, according to such a wound, it can last for half an hour at most, so the self-healing function of the wound must be counted." ”

When I heard this, I laughed and said, "There's still half an hour!" Little snow cake, let's make love! "I don't know why, I've been messing around with Miss Lan these days, and my skin has become thicker.

As soon as the words came out, Ma Pingchuan waved his knife and said, "Boring! After saying that, he kicked the blood-skinned Chixiao who had just been killed by him out of the distance, turned around and looked up, looking up at the big tree, and suddenly exuded that strong smell of blood from all over his body.

The crazy old man smiled and said, "Yes, yes! Bold and thick-skinned, keep it up, I'm optimistic about you! ”

I was just about to answer, but suddenly it was dark in front of me, and a figure squatted down, grabbed the biggest wound on my shoulder, and said coldly: "I think you want to die quickly." ”

This one, I brushed my eyes and stared so wide, the cold sweat on my forehead suddenly came out, and I gritted my teeth and said, "Xiaoxuebi, you ...... Really obedient...... Say affectionate...... Just make out. After finishing a sentence, I almost fainted in pain.

As the intense pain slowly disappeared, he felt an itch on the wound, so he breathed a long sigh of relief, and lay down obediently and didn't dare to mess around anymore, for fear that Xue Bing would do this again.

"Xiaohua!" Miss Lan's voice suddenly rang out, thinking that she had finally woken up. Immediately, a slender figure pounced on me, and began to cry loudly.

Poor me, there are at least 100 scars on my body, large and small, and she almost fainted directly from me.

"If you don't want him to die, don't bother him!" Xue Bing's cold voice sounded, and at the same time, I finally screamed out loud. But somehow, my heart was sweet, and I felt as if Xue Bing was eating Miss Lan's vinegar.

It's about my life, Miss Lan didn't dare to make a mistake, quickly stood up, stood aside in a daze, tears "snapped" straight down, crying and muttering: "It's all my fault, it's all my fault, I shouldn't have asked you to help, I hurt you!" I hurt you! ”

Ma Pingchuan sighed beside him, the crazy old man followed closely and sighed, and Xue Bing's hand added another strength.

I finally knew that once a woman gets jealous, it's really scary.

I'm still smart, I know that I must not speak at this time, the more I say, the more wrong I will be, so I just close my eyes and pretend to be unconscious. This trick really worked, and after a while, Xue Bing healed the biggest wound on my arm, got up and said, "Send it to the hospital." ”

The crazy old man was stunned and said, "You can't cure it?" His voice visibly strained.

Xue Bing suddenly lost his temper and said angrily: "I don't want to treat him, okay?" ”

As soon as the words came out, Ma Pingchuan sighed again, and Miss Lan was surprised: "Why? Aren't you the closest people? The crazy old man laughed and didn't speak, this old guy is better than ghosts, how could he not see the reason.

Miss Lan is concerned about chaos, otherwise with her intelligence, she will definitely be able to see the Tao. But there is another possibility, and that is that she did it on purpose.

Xue Bing was silent for a moment before continuing: "I can heal his wounds, but I can't pour back all the blood he lost, and if he doesn't transfuse blood, he will die." ”

Ma Pingchuan walked over, lifted me up, and didn't care that I was screaming in pain, he threw it on his shoulder, and didn't look back: "Go!" ”

After taking two steps, Ma Pingchuan stood suddenly, turned around and pointed to the big tree on the top of the mountain, and said to me coldly: "Remember, it's mine." ”

I was moved in my heart, this guy didn't speak much, but I could understand what he meant, he wanted to tell me that if I died, he would avenge me, and if I didn't die, I wasn't allowed to rush with him to kill that dryad. But at this time, who was still in the mood to quarrel with him, so he had to nod vigorously.

More than two miles of road is not a distance at all for Ma Pingchuan, but it is a long distance for Miss Lan, and when I was thrown into the car by Ma Pingchuan for a while, I saw Xue Bing carrying Miss Lan on his back, and rushed over with a blue face, and the crazy old man followed behind leisurely with a thief smile.

Miss Lan didn't even wear clothes, stepped on the accelerator all the way to the end, and sent me to the hospital, although Xue Bing had already healed several large wounds on the way, but when she entered the hospital, she still frightened many nurses.

I had so many wounds that I was, in the words of one of the nurses, torn to shreds.

When the doctors wanted to bandage me, Xue Bing refused them, and only asked them to give me a blood transfusion, and then it took nearly two hours for my wounds to completely heal.

This magic-like technique stunned all the doctors, so that in the end, the dean came, and pulled Xue Bing to chat mysteriously for a while, probably because he wanted to keep Xue Bing as a doctor in the hospital, and I almost laughed out of breath.

Miss Lan saw that I was cured, and thanked Xue Bing vigorously, as if she was really my daughter-in-law, saying that Xue Bing's face would be blue once, if it wasn't for the crazy old man who drove the three of them out in time, I guess Miss Lan was saying a few more words, and Xue Bing could use a scalpel to cut me into its original shape.

As soon as the three of them went out, the crazy old man said with a bitter face: "It's over, it's over, this time it's a big deal!" Lao Tzu can't help you anymore, you can ask for more blessings yourself! ”

I was stunned for a moment and hurriedly asked, "What's the matter?" "To be honest, I'm really a little nervous when he says this, the crazy old man has always been crazy, and he never knows how to write two words of worry, and this time he said this, which means that it is really a big deal.

The crazy old man glared at him with a pair of small eyes, "You still ask me what's the matter?" Aren't you clear yourself? Can't you see it? Are your eyes blind and your heart blind? Don't you see that Xiaoxue is jealous? ”

I rolled my eyes suddenly, this crazy old man is really not ordinary unreliable.

The crazy old man saw my indifferent expression, and immediately continued: "What are you asking me to say about you?" Why haven't you inherited the advantages of your Lao Tzu's dedication at all? Miss Lan is good, but you can't see one and love another! This is not ancient after all! The current legal system does not allow three wives and four concubines, do you understand? ”

I hurriedly waved my hand and said, "Stop! Don't chew on the root of your tongue, Miss Lan and I are very innocent. "I know the crazy old man's mouth too well, if I don't stop him, he can say it for three hours without repeating.

The crazy old man glanced at me contemptuously and said, "Innocence? Don't say that Xiao Xuebi doesn't believe it, and Lao Tzu doesn't believe it either! Miss Lan's face, figure, and skin, you kid is strong-blooded, can you not be tempted? If you don't want to be silent, you eloped here with someone? If you don't want to be tempted, you can almost give away your life for others? Besides, even if you are not tempted, Miss Lan is tempted by you, you are not blind, right? Can you see it yourself? ”

As soon as he said this, I really had nothing to say, between me and Miss Lan, the innocence was indeed innocent, but it was self-deception to say that I was not moved at all, and Miss Lan's heart for me could no longer be explicit, and it was estimated that the blind could smell something.

When the crazy old man saw that I was not talking, he immediately continued: "How is it? There's nothing to say! I'm right! That's why I said it's a big deal this time, I can tell you, there is nothing in the world that can't be overcome, no matter how difficult it is, gritted your teeth and will survive, but the emotional thing, once it is stained with immortality, it has to shed its skin. ”

I listened to what he said as if he was reasonable, and hurriedly asked, "Then what should I do?" ”

Who knew that the crazy old man spread his hands and said, "How funny is what you ask, how do I know what to do?" Do you think Lao Tzu looks like such a stupid person? I never touch this thing. ”

Speaking of this, the conversation changed and said: "But I can give you a piece of advice, that is, you must not step on two boats, identify one, and firmly choose the one, otherwise, in the end, it is very likely that both boats will capsize." By the way, which one do you kid like more? Both girls are good boys, you can't drag it all the time, it's going to hurt people. ”

As soon as he said this, I hurriedly confessed: "Of course it's Xue Bing, I've always liked her only one in my heart, for Miss Lan, I just think she's the same as me, helpless, a little pitiful, just want to help, absolutely nothing in that regard." ”

When the crazy old man heard this, he immediately smiled, clapped his hands and said: "Then it's no problem, I've always been worried that if you let Xue Bing down, Ma Pingchuan's kid will definitely not let you go, I also think that Xue Bing is more suitable in my heart, you kid must hold on, don't be confused by Miss Lan's beauty." ”

I nodded seriously, I know this very well, although Miss Lan does look a little more feminine than Xue Bing, but I still only like Xue Bing in my heart.

What's more, Xue Bing's performance today also illustrates one thing in disguise, I already have a lot of weight in her heart, otherwise it would be impossible to eat such a big vinegar.