Chapter 9: Meng Shaoling
In the past few days, Liu Yangyang has been keeping his own fish every day.
By chance, I learned that the matter of eating fish was passed on by the county lord of Ziya......
Then Liu Yangyang took advantage of the dark moon and high wind, and went to sneak out and climb the wall again......
She originally wanted to take revenge in secret, but after thinking about it, she shouldn't worry about the little girl, and it was normal for a woman to have a broken mouth. "Actually, I can't beat ......."
But since you're here, just stay a little longer, looking at that Ziya's appearance, she should be a master of kung fu, and then go down in the dead of night.
"Hmm~"
"Huh?" Faced with the sudden woman's coquettish moan, Liu Yangyang had some directions.
"Ah~"
Liu Yangyang covered his mouth in surprise, he heard it right, this voice is a little blushing.
"You light~hiss~"
Liu Yangyang covered his ears and didn't listen or listen, this must be an illusion.
Or, take a look?
But she lifted a brick, and under it was Ziya's bed.
Well...... I'll just say, people just press a rub, right, this kind of voice is like a pure teenager like me...... I don't think about anything else at all......
But...... I lifted the tiles on her roof, why didn't he find out?
"Of course, there is such a handsome and dashing beautiful man as Benwang who covers it up with spiritual power for you." On the eaves sat a purple-robed man, holding a pot of wine in his mouth, the corners of his mouth slightly raised.
"How come you meet people every time you come out..... Moreover, are you wearing a couple's outfit....." Liu Yangyang threw the bricks and tiles away.
"What couple's outfit?"
"Oh, it's okay, thank you, go to bed early and get up early, I'll go first." Liu Yangyang stretched his waist, not caring about him at all.
The man was in a hurry.
"Yo, it's a thief."
"Are you empty? If you guess correctly, Childe is a broken sleeve. Liu Yangyang put his hands around his chest and looked him up and down.
"You, who did you say broke the sleeve, you say it again!"
"Generally, straight men will dilate their pupils when they see women, especially when they see a woman as beautiful as Lao Tzu."
"Hey, then it can prove that this king has broken sleeves? Insufficient evidence for you. ”
"A normal person would ask how you can see my eyes? And you..... The proof is, let me give you three examples. This one, you're wearing purple clothes, you want to make yourself look cold, right, but unfortunately, things must be reversed. If you want to be an ascetic prince, you still need to practice. Second, in the middle of the night, you see that your face is delicate and your hairstyle is not messy, and you are delicate from head to toe, do you still use perfume? Liu Yangyang sniffed vigorously with his nose.
"And the third?"
"Third, the intuition you gave me was that I was a GAY, or a ...... who was eager to be attacked."
"Oh, that's true. This king has a group of wives and concubines, and he is riddled with beauties all day long! The man in purple raised his chin haughtily.
"Hmm..... Your so-called beauty may be here....." As soon as Liu Yangyang spoke, the man in purple was held in his arms by a man in black with his hand.
"Shaoling, Ji Linqiu's harem can't break in."
The man in purple turned his head away, "Who, who broke in." I'm just doing chivalrous deeds and heroes saving beauty. ”
"In a month's time, the Dynasty of Nations will begin, is your father ready for you? Also, there are groups of wives and concubines, and beauties are riddled with ....."
"Master, I accidentally drank a lot of nonsense."
"Ahem, as the saying goes, spit out the truth after drinking~" Liu Yangyang looked at the sky with his hands behind his back and said coldly.
"You, you woman!"
"Call the third sister-in-law." The man in black stared at Liu Yangyang and said coldly.