Chapter 038: Lord Ghost
Underworld!
In the small alley of Xudu City, I pressed this male ghost to the ground and punched and kicked him.
This scene reminds me of the punching of the town of Guanxi, according to the description in the book, Lu Tizhi was also like this at that time, pressing Zheng Guanxi to the ground, and then punching and punching.
But I can't compare it with Ruthihath, because they raise it to do justice, but I do it for my own selfishness.
Ah!
Ah!
Oops, .......
This male ghost was beaten by me and screamed continuously, and finally begged for mercy: "Uncle, stop fighting, I am your grandson."
I was stunned, wasn't this dead ghost very good just now, and said that he had many brothers, but I didn't beat me a few times, he took the initiative to call me grandpa, and said that it was my grandson.
Phew!
Lao Tzu, if I had such a spineless grandson, I would definitely be so angry that I vomited blood.
"Give me the money and tell me where the judgment is. I'll let you go. ”
At this moment, I feel that I am very good, just entered the capital city, I beat a ghost and begged for mercy, it is simply to give our old Wang family face, if the ancestor knows, he will be very proud.
I'm really, isn't it just a male ghost, and I regard myself as a hero who fights tigers, if the old ancestor knows, not only will I feel shameless, but I will probably blame me for losing the face of the old Wang family.
The male ghost begged: "Grandpa, you are grandpa and I am grandson, and grandsun has no money now."
"No money? What do you pretend to be like if you don't have money? ”
I kicked this male ghost again, I was in a bad mood, and I was scolded by this dead ghost.
"Grandpa, stop fighting, although I don't have any money, I know where the Hall of Judgment is?" The man said pitifully.
I let go of the male ghost and said loudly, "Say it or die."
"I said, I said ......."
The male ghost got up, pointed ahead, and said, "Cross the crossroads, turn left, then go straight, turn right when you encounter the intersection, and walk a few hundred meters to get there."
He's damn it, this guidance is like saying a tongue twister, Lao Tzu raised his foot angrily, and wanted to give the male ghost a kick.
But the male ghost immediately held his head and looked at me pitifully.
Forget it, for the sake of him calling me a lot of grandpa, and for showing me the way, I won't beat him today.
I clapped my hands and turned away in a very chic manner, and I really wanted to sing loudly, and I would shoot when it was time to shoot.
On the streets, ancient buildings have sprung up like mushrooms after a rain.
I was in a hurry, so I wasn't in the mood to look around, worried that if I was late, Liu Tingting would be thrown out of the city by them, or sent to be punished.
As for being sent to reincarnation, it is almost impossible, because only those who have died have the opportunity to be reincarnated.
People who die unexpectedly, even if they can be reincarnated, are estimated to have to wait in line for hundreds of years.
There is no way, there is a Nai He Bridge and a reincarnation road in the underworld, so those lonely souls and wild ghosts want to be reincarnated, and it is estimated that they will have to wait for hundreds of years, and the ghosts are full of trouble, so they can only come one by one.
Following the man's route, about half an hour later, I came to the bottom of a building.
This cannot be said to be a building, because this is not a building, it should be a mansion, just like the ancient yamen.
In front of the gate of the mansion, on a cyan stone tablet, lines of words are written, which are not couplets, but poems.
Usually in this kind of place, there will be couplets, but this is actually a poem.
I looked at the poem and saw that it read:
When to rest for fame and fortune, get up early and sleep late is not free.
Riding a donkey and thinking about a horse, the prime minister of the official residence looked at the prince.
is only worried about food and clothing, so why worry about Yan Jun hooking on the spot.
The stepson is rich and noble, and none of them are willing to turn back.
After reading this poem, I felt as if it was familiar, as if I had seen it somewhere.
I remember, this is a Journey to the West poem, and the underworld is really, I actually borrowed the poem of Journey to the West, don't they have a ghost.
To borrow, it's just a nice way to say it.
Stepping up the stone staircase, I entered the mansion and came to a large hall.
There are several male ghosts and several female ghosts in this room, each sitting in front of a bookcase, sorting through documents.
Do I want to get off work, but there are no other ghosts except for these ghosts.
I couldn't care about it so much, I strode over, came to a male ghost, and asked with a smile: "This big brother, please check it out for me, where was Liu Tingting assigned?"
The male ghost looked up at me, and was actually a little surprised.
Looking at his surprised expression, I wondered if he knew me.
I didn't expect that I was quite famous, in the mountains of people, I can still be famous, and I can also beat my reputation to the underworld, which is simply to add glory to the old Wang family.
But I was wrong, because this male ghost didn't know me at all, and I wasn't so famous.
"You are a yin and yang person." The male ghost asked.
"Yes, I'm a yin-yang person."
I thought to myself that the male ghost really has a vision, and he can actually see that I am a yin and yang person, it seems that they can mix in front of this desk, and they still have some ability.
"You're not dead yet?" The male ghost asked again.
"Yes, I'm not dead, I'm just coming down to find someone." I replied that I should have come down to find a ghost, but it was the same anyway, he just understood the meaning.
"Yin and Yang people, do you know what kind of punishment the living soul will suffer when they go to hell?" The male ghost asked.
I was shocked, I really didn't know about this question, and I hadn't thought about it.
Are they going to take me away and lock me up in a little dark room?
If I'm taken away and locked up in a small black room, then how can I find the school girl?
But I think too much, they won't take me away.
The male ghost said: "You are a yin and yang person, and you can come to hell with your own ability, so the ghost of hell will not embarrass you, but you will live for five years."
Five years of life!
I was blinded at the time, how could I lose my life for five years?
But if you lose your life, you can break your life, anyway, for Liu Tingting, I'm not afraid, if she really dies, what's the use of me living a long life.
In the hall, the other ghosts were also looking at me curiously.
I really haven't seen the world, I'm just a yin and yang person, I'm just not dead yet, why do you look at me with such eyes.
Thinking about the two ghosts before, how calm the ghost family was, and didn't take me seriously at all.
But the ghosts who do things here are different from those two ghosts.
Those two ghosts go out every day, and the yang and the underworld are allowed to come and go, so they have seen a lot of the world, and these ghosts here have no chance to go to the yang world.
"This big brother, thank you for reminding me, please help me check Liu Tingting, I want to find her." I said politely.
"I'm sorry, we don't have the authority to investigate, you just have to go to the ghost thing." The male ghost said apologetically.
Maybe it's because I'm a yin and yang person, so he is more polite to me, which makes me feel like I'm home, I'm sorry, I'm not dead yet.
"Where's the ghost?" I asked.
The male ghost pointed to a room, which was a side room.
I understood what he meant, and after thanking me, I walked towards the room.
When I entered this room, I saw that the room was very large, and there were four male ghosts sitting in the room.
The male ghosts were gathered around a table, playing a kind of entertainment.
There were streaks of black gas condensed on the table, and this object was semi-circular.
For my entry, these male ghosts didn't even look at it, and continued to entertain there.
Seven more!
Nine dynasties!
One loss!
……
A few male ghosts kept throwing semi-circular black things, I thought to myself, this can't be mahjong, it shouldn't be mahjong, because I've seen mahjong.
This may be a kind of entertainment in the underworld, and I walked up with a smile, and I bent down first, which was considered a salute.
No way, I'm here to ask for ghosts, so be polite.
"Big brothers, who is the ghost thing?" I asked.
A male ghost looked back at me, his eyes rolled white, his eyes were terrifying, there were no black eyeballs, he looked like a dead man, but he was a dead man.
Looking at me, the male ghost looked at another male ghost, and the meaning was obvious, that is, to tell me that the other party was a ghost adult.
This ghost adult, his eyes are gray and have no luster at all, just like zombie eyes.
I was about to speak, but suddenly I noticed a detail, it was bad, I couldn't have come at the right time.