Chapter 252 What's more ruthless than poking at people's sore spots is the continuous poking of people's sore spots
"Ding!"
Countless colorful points of light appeared out of thin air, gathered, and then condensed, turning into a three-dimensional two-dimensional beautiful girl.
She has sky-blue waist-length hair, long eyelashes, a small nose, a slight spur of cherry mouth, a little blush on her cheeks, fair skin, a knee-length cheongsam with blue lines on a white background outlines her petite figure clearly, and a pair of delicate blue cloth shoes step on the ground......
Although it's the appearance of a two-dimensional character, she doesn't look like it's composed of holograms, and the whole person is very realistic, similar to those two-dimensional figures, but it's more angry, as if the figure has come to life!
"Jane...... It's ...... Too...... It's so similar! The chubby young man's eyes widened, his mouth opened wide, and he muttered to himself, and couldn't help but stretch out his hand, wanting to touch this "CIKU-chan wife" whom he had fantasized about countless times.
However, his hand was blocked halfway through.
Yes, not by himself, but by something!
The fat young man's other hand also began to grope forward, but the same was also blocked, and he could not move an inch.
After a few unwilling attempts, he finally dropped his hand helplessly.
He found that around the two-dimensional beautiful girl, about a meter away from her body, there was an invisible but palpable barrier, which was an oval sphere, firmly protecting this two-dimensional NPC, even if he spent a lot of strength, he couldn't shake it for half a minute.
After a moment of silence, the chubby young man calmed down and sighed.
Sure enough, it's still too good for me to think about it, this kind of equipment led by national power, of course, is harmony first, and it's impossible to think about this kind of thing, right?
And it also says that "only providing food and chat services", it seems that it really only has a literal meaning......
However, she has been standing motionless like this, with her eyes closed, how can she eat and chat with her?
The chubby young man looked at the "CICU-chan" in front of him, which seemed to have come out of a dream, touched his chin and fell into deep thought.
"Have you seen enough?" Suddenly, a crisp and delicate, slightly impatient girl's voice sounded: "If you've seen enough, come in and eat." ”
"Huh?" The chubby young man was taken aback, and hurriedly turned his downward gaze to the top, confirming that it was the "CICU-chan" in front of him who was speaking.
Staying at home all the year round, communicating with different people, his communication ability has deteriorated, and in the face of such a dream-like two-dimensional beautiful girl, he can't organize words for a while: "You...... This one...... I ......"
"CICU-chan" didn't answer, just turned around and walked straight into the hall of the Gluttonous Pavilion, found an empty table and sat down.
The chubby young man followed behind, and also came to the table, and sat opposite, at this time, he was almost really calm, and less nervous.
So, he asked, "Why are you closing your eyes?" ”
"Because I don't want to see your fat face!" The two-dimensional beautiful girl looked disgusted, and said amazingly: "It's really bad luck to run into a dead fat house again!" ”
"Uh......" The chubby young man fell silent for a moment.
Why doesn't this Shabi virtual reality world have a function to adjust the appearance and adjust the body? I'm like this, how do you tell me to attract girls! How to attract the "CICU sauce" in front of you!
The chubby young man naturally knows what he looks like, and he clearly knows that with his honor, he will inevitably not be able to harvest a sincere love.
But he didn't expect that even in the virtual reality world, he would have to suffer such a blow to his heart.
It's not the same as saying yes! Isn't it true that NPCs should like and love their masters no matter what they are? What is the situation when these eyes are unwilling to open, and they are unwilling to look at them?
But after all, it was his beloved "CICU sauce" on the other side, he still suppressed the wireless sadness in his heart, and said patiently: "As a dead fat house, I'm really sorry...... You...... Can you tell me your name? ”
"I don't have a name, just a number." The two-dimensional beautiful girl on the opposite side finally opened her eyes slightly, and glanced at him with her beautiful azure pupils: "You can just call it a name." ”
"That'...... How about I call you CIKU-chan? The chubby young man cautiously asked.
"English name? Also sauce? The two-dimensional beautiful girl raised her eyebrows, and her tone was a little unkind.
"Huh?" The chubby young man didn't know what to do, and explained endlessly: "CIKU-chan is one of my favorite two-dimensional characters, she is a virtual singer ......"
"You dead fat house is disgusting!" The blue-haired two-dimensional beautiful girl is still straightforward: "The dead fat house outside the worship of foreign beauty is even more disgusting!" ”
I can't continue to say this! Although you are a bargain and have the attribute of "poisonous tongue", then you can't keep scolding like this, right? What about eating and chatting with you? How can we continue to talk like this? Chatting is still not suitable for me.
Stubbornly, the chubby young man asked again, "Then what do you think is a better name?" ”
"Don't you see me wearing a cheongsam? Of course, it's a Chinese name! The two-dimensional beautiful girl still looked disdainful: "Are you stupid?" ”
"How about that called Lodiyi?" The chubby young man asked carefully, it was the name of another famous virtual singer.
"Okay." The two-dimensional beautiful girl on the opposite side nodded casually.
"My name is Zhou Dapeng, you can call me Dapeng, Brother Peng is fine......" The chubby young man hurriedly introduced himself, of course, he didn't dare to mention titles like "master" and "Ernie sauce" at all.
"How do I feel like I know the names of your dead fat houses!" Luo Diyi on the other side is still ruthless.
Ahh It's really bitter to chat with girls with "poisonous tongues"!
If it weren't for the free "aunt" looks, I'm really sorry, I wouldn't have talked to you!
Reconstructing the psychological defense line, Zhou Dapeng began to ask the most critical question: "Then what are your functions?" ”
"I'm an NPC, isn't it written on the panel? I'm here to eat and chat with you. The blue-haired Luo Diyi cocked one foot: "Otherwise? ”
Zhou Dapeng opened his mouth wide: "You...... Do you know you're an NPC? ”
"Huh." Luo Diyi on the other side chuckled: "Of course I know, this is an order given to me from above, otherwise do you think I am willing to chat with you, a dead fat house?" ”
"Uh......" Under the blow of the heart, Zhou Dapeng fell silent again.
"Go, bring me a cup of juice and burn fairy grass!" Luo Diyi ignored the entanglement on Zhou Dapeng's face, and gave orders: "When you talk about eating, you are chatting, what do you mean by making me hungry all the time?" ”
"Oh...... Good. Zhou Dapeng hurriedly stood up, and according to the instructions of the holographic panel, ran to the table where the fairy grass was burned, picked up two cups of juice and burned fairy grass, took them back, and respectfully put them in front of Luo Diyi.
"Look at your slow look." Luo Diyi on the other side didn't appreciate it at all: "The fat is shaking when you walk, don't you know how to exercise to lose weight in reality?" ”
"Uh...... I'll definitely ...... this in the future" The chubby young man was just about to say his word for reassurance, but was interrupted again.
"Forget it." Luo Diyi on the opposite side waved his hand: "Look at you like this, you know that you are a waste, you can't lose it at all, it's not difficult for you, you yourself are fat, remember not to summon me in the future." ”
After saying that, she picked up the spoon on the side and began to eat on her own.
Watching a small piece of black burnt fairy grass continue to be sent into the cherry mouth, watching the chewing of the small mouth, the bulging cheeks...... Zhou Dapeng is sad again.
Such a beautiful two-dimensional beautiful girl, why is she so venomous? Don't we have human rights if we die in a fat house? What does it mean to be despised again and again?
Forget it, for the sake of the beauty, for the sake of the CICU sauce, I put up with it!
But the poisonous tongue of Lodiyi on the other side never stopped for a moment:
"How did you get so fat? Did you be raised as a pig at home? ”
"Look at you like this, just a person who only knows how to gnaw on the old, won't you do something serious?"
"How can I see that? Isn't it obvious enough to have your fat face, your hair, and your shapire? ”
"Tell you to get it, and I'll get it!" What so much? ”
"I don't think you should summon me in the future, it's disgusting to chat with you dead fat houses, and I can't eat even the most delicious food."
"Look at you, and you're angry? Do you still want to beat me? ”
"What's wrong with it again? Sure enough, the mud can't hold up the wall! A dead fat house is a dead fat house! ”
……
No way! I can't live this day!
I've got to go back and ask for money! Change to a gentle and considerate NPC who is knowledgeable!