"That's why I'm going to talk to you. The main thing is that the house is too difficult to rent, and I haven't found a house for a long time. "I pretended to wag my tail and beg.

"I've already said it, it's all your business. Hurry up, this girl is going to sleep. The girl deliberately snorted haha.

"Otherwise, you'll let me stay here tonight, and I'll look for a house tomorrow. As long as you find a house, I will not pester you. "I take a step back.

"So, as long as you can't find a house, you're going to keep pestering me?" The girl's anger came up again.

"Probably." I say.

"Dream! Hurry up! Hurry up—" The girl stood up and pushed me. The camera I hung on my chest was shaking.

"Do you really want to be so desperate?" An idea flashed through my mind.

"You're leaving!" The girl waved her hand like to drive away a nasty fly.

Instead, I sat down on the couch and rested one leg on the other. "You urged me so much, I really don't want to leave."

"You!" The girl said with her small eyes open.

"I'm telling you, I accidentally pressed the shutter just now." I played with the camera.

"What do you mean?" The girl was taken aback.

"That's it." I pointed my camera at the girl and made a gesture to take a picture.

"You're secretly filming me?" The girl raised her eyebrows.

"What's the candid shot? Don't think too badly of people, I just accidentally took a picture. "I'm deliberately understated.

"Really?" There was a look of suspicion on the girl's face.

"Do you think it's going to be fake? My camera is always on my chest. I'm a photography enthusiast and I'm always ready to snap shots. No way, a habit, besides, you know, a lot of beauty in life is always fleeting, so ......"

"What do you want to do?" When I said this, the girl's voice changed tone.

"I don't want to do anything, I'm just telling you about it." I can't help but admire myself for being so able to break (Yangjiang dialect, breaking, meaning nonsense).

"You're threatening me." The girl said angrily.

"How dare I threaten you? I just wanted to stay here for one night, because it would be so poor to stay on the streets. ”

"Can I give you money for a hotel? Give me the negatives. The girl held out her hand to me, in an almost commanding tone.

"That's a good idea. But I'm worried that I won't be able to find a house tomorrow, and I won't be able to find a house the day after tomorrow, and who will open a hotel for me then? So, how can the negatives be given to you right now? I said.

"You rascal! What exactly do you want to do? The girl screamed. She rushed up and grabbed my camera.

I stepped aside, and the girl pounced.

"What do you mean? Want to rob? I said.

"I just want to ask you, what exactly do you think?" The girl brushed her hair and forced herself to compose.

"yes, I like that attitude." I held the camera to my chest.

"Why are you doing this? We met in the water. The girl asked.

"That's for your father. I'm still saying the same thing, I rented this house first, why should you kick me out? I came here to discuss this with you, and your attitude really disappointed me. ”

"Go on."

"I want to discuss with you, anyway, you can't live in two rooms alone, so let me rent one. I'll pay you the rent. Really, there are no houses to rent in this area. I said.

The girl glared: "This is impossible, how can I be in the same room with a scoundrel like you?" ”

"First of all, let me state that I am not a hooligan, I am a student of the First Clinical School of the Provincial Medical College. If you don't feel like you can share a room with me, please check out. My tone grew firmer.

"What? Let this girl check out, why? "The girl is very domineering.

"Then why did your father let me check out? I'm telling you, you can only choose one of the two, and there will be no third possibility. ”

"My father paid all the rent for this semester." The girl said.

"My dad also paid the rent for the whole semester."

The girl sat down on the couch, "Aren't you afraid that I will sneak into your room in the middle of the night and strangle you to death?" ”

"I'll lock the door. You must be worried that I will sneak into your bedroom in the middle of the night, so you don't want to share a room with me, right? I'm a decent man. I said.

"If a scoundrel like you can be said to be a righteous man and a gentleman, are there still bad people in this world?" The girl was angry again.

"Whatever you want, I'll be fine."

"Okay, so be it, I promise you to stay for a few days, and as soon as you find the house, get out of here." The girl looked helpless.

"I've changed my mind now, and as I just said, there's no third option."

"Isn't that what you brought to me earlier?"

"That was before. Your bad attitude made me change my mind. I said.

"I said how are you such a scoundrel!" The girl was furious.

"I'm defending my rights."

But how can a girl and a boy live in the same house? Don't you know whether men and women kiss or not? The girl's sharpness seemed to have been diminished.

"We can make three chapters of the law."

"No, I can't. If my dad had known that I was living with a boy, wouldn't he have killed me? I really beg you, for the sake of us all students at the First Clinical College, please let me go. "The girl changed her attitude.

"Do you really want me?" I feel like I've achieved my goal. I'm not an inch-heavy person at all.

"What else do you want?" The girl asked uneasily.

"What else do I want? I'm telling you, if you really beg me, I'll take a step back. I'm here for a few days. ”

"You're not going to borrow it forever, are you?" The girl had new worries.

"The one who sneaks into the room in the middle of the night and strangles me, do you think I'd like to be in the same room with her all the time?" I asked rhetorically.

"Poof, you know it. Give me the negatives. The girl reached out to me.

"I rented a house, so I will naturally give you the negatives."

That night I made a three-chapter appointment with the girl:

1. Zheng Qihang cannot live with him for more than one month, and he will automatically leave after one month, and pay one month's rent to Ding Ying (girl's name);

2. Zheng Qihang cannot infringe on Ding Ying's private space (including Ding Ying's bedroom and Ding Ying's various belongings), and if there is any violation, he will leave automatically;

3. Zheng Qihang can't disclose any information about living with Ding Ying, and if there is any violation, he will leave automatically.

I signed the regulations that Ding Ying had drawn up, and then took my suitcase and guitar into another bedroom. I spent half an hour tidying up my room, then washing, showering, and going to bed. The room was hot, there was no electric fan, so I had to open the door to sleep, while the door of the opposite bedroom was closed, still unable to form a convection, but after all, it was a little cooler.

Maybe it was because the temperature was too high, or maybe it was because I suddenly came to this strange place in the provincial capital, I tossed and turned in bed and didn't sleep for a long time. In other words, even if you fall asleep, it is still a state of sleep.

I don't know how long later, the door to the bedroom opposite opened, and the sound of the door opening prompted me to wake up. Of course I know what the girl is going to do.

The girl put on her slippers at the door and walked to the bathroom. Soon the bathroom lights came on, followed by the sound of the glass door being pushed, then the sound of the water flushing, and then the lights went out.

I felt Ding Ying walk to the door of my bedroom, and I felt the oppressive feeling of someone standing at the door even though my eyes were closed.

Ding Ying waited for a few seconds. Then the lights came on in my bedroom.

I closed my eyes, breathed evenly, and didn't move.

After a while, the lights went out, and I thought Ding Ying would return to her bedroom, but the sound of footsteps made me feel like Ding Ying was walking towards me. I wondered. What does she want to do? Do you want to kill people and kill people?

I couldn't help but open my eyes slightly. With the faint light coming in from outside, I saw Ding Ying walk softly to my bed. I could almost hear her breathing. Then I heard her cough softly. After a while, I didn't feel any movement, Ding Ying reached for the camera I had placed next to the pillow.

Ding Ying grabbed the camera and was about to turn away, when I sat up abruptly, and then scolded, "What do you want to do?" ”

"Oh my god!" Ding Ying shouted.

I quickly jumped out of bed and turned on the bedroom light.

"What are you doing here?" Ding Ying dropped the camera and covered her eyes with both hands.

I knew it was me who was wearing only one pair of pants that blindfolded Ding Ying. Whether it's winter or summer, I like to sleep with just one pair of pants.

"I guess you want to take a nude picture of me too, so I'm just turning on the lights for you. So we're even. I said.

As soon as I threw this sentence, I immediately felt that I was too talented. It's really strange, in front of Ding Ying, my thinking is extremely active.

"You dress me." Ding Ying covered her eyes and said.

"You haven't taken a picture yet."

"Why am I going to take a nude picture of you, do you think I'm as dirty as you?" Ding Ying said.

"Then you're dirtier than me." I quickly put on my trousers and blouse and said, "I'm ready." ”

Only then did Ding Ying let go. Her face was flushed, and her shy look was innocent, "You really scared me to death." ”

"I didn't know you had such a hobby." I say. I know that the calmer I am, the better the irony will be.

"You!" Ding Ying glared again.

"Looks like I'm going to have to sleep with the door locked next time. By the way, we have to write this in the third chapter of our covenant. ”

"I think you're getting more and more proud. Do you think you are Pan An, who sees and who loves? Ding Ying began to fight back.

"Then what would a girl think if she sneaked into a boy's room in the middle of the night?" I'm aggressive.

"I ...... I want to ruin the film. ”

"Finally to tell the truth. I really didn't expect you to be this kind of character. I say it without irony.

"What character? Didn't you force all of this? Ding Ying's voice became louder.

"Anyway, you and I are half a pound and eight taels."

"I'm not as mean as you are. I won't tell you, I'm going back to my room to sleep. ”

"Goodbye, dirty girl like me."

"You!"

"No, goodbye."