Chapter 45: Whim

"Brother Viacheng, do you figure out what place this is?!"

"Sisi, don't be impatient."

"But, but I don't know how many days have passed, my father is gone, and I must be in a hurry."

"Oh? Ha ha...... In this way, Master Liu seems to really love you! ”

"Of course. My dad has always loved me the most. ”

"Don't worry, Sisi. As long as I can unravel this jade slip, we'll always know something about this place. ”

"This jade slip is probably the most complete piece in this hall, and the other jade slips we found are either broken apart or shattered like powder. Brother Viagra, this hall is really big, big. You and I don't know if you've been in a place half the size these days. Wei Cheng, Brother Viagra I, I'm hungry again. ”

"Oh? When you're hungry, you can eat whatever you want. Those bones are many, don't be embarrassed, and don't be polite. Hehehe......"

He Weicheng didn't look up, his eyes kept staring at a blue-green jade slip in his left hand, and his brows were furrowed.

While teasing Liu Sisi, He Weicheng just raised his right hand and waved, only to see a bone with the length and thickness of an ordinary adult human thumb suddenly slowly flying up from a pile of broken bones in this hall. Then there was a sudden "swoop" sound, turned into a faint white light, and disappeared in a flash.

When I looked at it again, I saw that this bone had been grasped by He Weicheng in his hand.

"Wow! Brother Viagra, you are so powerful, you are getting more and more powerful. This, can you teach me the ability of this telescope, teach me quickly. ”

Seeing this, Liu Sisi quickly got up, walked four or five steps, came to He Weicheng's side, squatted down, and smiled coquettishly.

"Yes, I won't cherish myself with a broom. Hahahaha...... But Sisi, you have to eat more bones and bone marrow, so that your body can give birth to that sense of qi earlier. Who would have thought that there really was such a thing as cultivating immortals in this world. If this had been put in the past, I wouldn't have believed in these ethereal things. Sisi, now it seems that this time, aren't you and I blessed by misfortune? Since then, we have embarked on a completely different path. Hahaha...... Sisi, both of us will have a chance to attain the road of immortality from now on. This is a precious opportunity that even Qin Shi Huang, who claimed to be the first emperor of the ages, dreamed of but could not get until death. Hahahaha...... If you do it for an emperor, I won't change it. Come, come, Sisi, this bone is for you, for you, take it, eat it, eat it. Hahahaha......"

"Brother Viagra, people want to be able to eat more, but every time I eat such a big finger, I feel very full. It was as if my whole body was full of strength, and it was as if if I could burst open at any moment if I ate a little more. ”

As he spoke, Liu Sisi stretched out his right hand, took the bone handed over by He Weicheng, and bit it in his hand.

The chewing sound of "creaking" sounded again and again, and the dark and empty hall was lit with phosphorus fire.

"But Brother Viagra, I originally needed you to crush this bone into powder before I could eat it. But look at me now, you look at me, bite casually, it's as easy as eating a fritter. And I was gritting my teeth so much that I couldn't bite them. ”

Liu Sisi squatted beside He Weicheng like this, eating the bones in his hands, and talking to himself.

"Sisi, tell me, how can we unlock the secret of this jade slip so that we can know its contents?"

He Weicheng stared at the blue-green jade slip in his hand, and his brows became tighter and tighter.

It's been many days, and since that day, I stumbled upon this relatively intact jade slip, and He Weicheng has been sitting here cross-legged. Although he was in this hall, he couldn't clearly know the specific time, but He Weicheng knew in his heart that many days had definitely passed since this time.

"Huh! Viagra, you ask me? Although I said that I found this jade slip, but what can I do? At that time, I was just looking at the pair of broken jade dregs, kicking them on a whim and playing with them at will. Who would know that a fairly complete jade slip came out. Oh, I'm ......"

"Wait a minute."

Suddenly, He Weicheng shouted, his eyes widened, and he looked up at Liu Sisi who was squatting beside him. He said very eagerly: "Sisi, you just said, look at that pile of broken jade scum, you, what's wrong with you?"

Liu Sisi threw the remaining small bone in his hand into his mouth, clapped his hands, and said while chewing in his mouth: "I said, when I saw the pile of broken jade dregs, I kicked it at random, but I didn't expect it to be ......."

"No, no, not this one. It's in the middle, there's another sentence in the middle, and there's another sentence. ”

He Weicheng was originally sitting cross-legged on the ground, but at this time, he hurriedly got up with his hands and feet, knelt on his knees, and put his hands on the shoulders of Liu Sisi, who was squatting beside him, with a trace of dark green light flashing in the depths of his eyes, and his eyes were staring at Liu Sisi's delicate and charming Danfeng eyes.

Liu Sisi saw that He Weicheng suddenly looked like this, he was slightly stunned, his face turned red, and he said very shyly: "I said, I said, at that time, I, I was just a whim, and then I raised my foot and kicked ......"

"Hahahaha...... Yes, yes, yes, Sisi, Sisi, that's it, that's it. Hahahaha......"

He Weicheng couldn't stop laughing, and his hands shook Liu Sisi.

"Brother Viagcheng, Brother Viacheng, you hurt me, you hurt me. , my shoulders are about to be crushed by you, you let go of me, let go of me. ”

Liu Sisi's shoulders were like a crazy He Weicheng, just blindly excited, unconsciously straining his hands, pinching more and more painfully, and couldn't help shouting loudly.

"Huh? I'm sorry, I'm sorry, Sisi. It's that I'm so happy, so happy, that I don't notice it for a while. Hahahaha......"

He Weicheng seemed to suddenly come back to his senses, and quickly let go of Liu Sisi. Then he sat down cross-legged again, holding the jade slip in both hands and stretching it out in front of him, suddenly his gums tightened, and with a "poof" sound, a mouthful of blood spurted out, all of which fell on the jade slip.

With a "buzz", a blue-green light suddenly flickered.

"Hahahaha...... Sisi, look, look, we've succeeded, we've succeeded. It turns out that it needs blood, it needs blood. Hahaha...... If you need blood, I'll give you the blood of the tip of my tongue. Hahaha...... Come on, come on, let me see what kind of secret of heaven and earth is in this jade slip. ”

"This, this, Brother Viagra, you, how did you think of using this and this method?"

Liu Sisi, who was squatting on the side, had already stood up at this time, and looked dumbfounded at the blue-green jade slip that He Weicheng was holding in his hand, and the blue-green jade was flowing faster and faster.

"Hahaha...... Sisi, Sisi, this is all thanks to your "whim" words. Your words reminded me of some of the conversations we had heard outside the Water Curtain Cave between the two old Taoist priests with a bull's nose. Hahahaha...... The so-called water-avoiding divine bead just absorbed a little bit of blood from the nameless little Taoist back then, and then recognized him as the master. Hahahaha...... Actually, I should have thought of this method a long time ago, and I should have thought of using such a method a long time ago. It's just that I always feel that since this jade slip is also the so-called immortal thing, it must be very, very difficult to crack. Hehehe...... After thinking about it, I actually got into a dead end. But now, now, it's actually so simple, so simple. Hahahaha......"

He Weicheng raised his head and laughed wildly, getting carried away, and there were wisps of blood oozing and flowing from the corners of his mouth, and he didn't even care about it.

"It's beautiful, it's beautiful...... Beautiful......"

In He Weicheng's raised head and laughed wildly, Liu Sisi saw that the blue-green jade slip that he had just kicked out of a pile of broken jade scum at that time was greedily absorbing the scarlet blood on the surface of his body, and the bursts of spiritual light flowed, which seemed extremely extraordinarily agile; And began to gradually exude a trace of aura like fairy rhyme.

Liu Sisi's eyes were confused, and he muttered: "...... It's beautiful...... It's beautiful...... Beauty. ”