Chapter 020: Old Ghost Old Mackerel
Sullen, absolutely sullen type.
Watching Mu Zi quickly tie up the naked fat man Liu, I couldn't help but admire this wood. I really don't know what it's like to touch those piles of greasy fat with this hand.
I saw the second uncle pull out a sword with blue light from the wide cuffs, the sword body was close to Liu Fatzi's meaty belly, and he read in his mouth, "The Taishang pardon order, respectfully ask the Emperor of the Five Directions to kill the demon and eliminate the demon." Dust to dust, earth to earth, ghosts and ghosts must not stay. Haste as a law, go! ”
Hearing a sound from the sword body, Fat Liu's originally tight eyes opened slowly, and the heavy black gas between his eyebrows slowly dissipated as the second uncle shouted "go".
Just when the second uncle wanted to breathe a sigh of relief, Liu Fatzi suddenly trembled, and the more he trembled, the more he trembled, the more he kept touching each other, which was worse than the epilepsy of a sheep.
"It's not good, the yang energy leaks out. Wu said, you hurry up and order his Shenque acupoint. The second uncle helped Liu Fat Man to sit up, turned around and looked around, but lowered his head and took off his socks and stuffed them into the fat man's mouth, which made me feel a chill.
"Shenque Acupoint? Which place? I was a little panicked by the second uncle's yelling, but my eyes were firmly fixed on my second uncle's socks in Liu Fatzi's mouth, and I could see that my stomach began to pantothenic acid.
That's disgusting, isn't it? But don't tell me this is also a trick to ward off evil spirits.
"Shenque acupoint is the navel eye, you shouldn't be really a fool, right?" Qiqiyi pulled me aside and sealed Liu Fatzi's navel with his slender jade fingers.
But even so, Liu Fatzi is shaking more and more.
"Qiqi, how much did you use to seal the acupoint?" The second uncle asked.
"There is so much fat on this fat man's belly, I just ...... I made all my might. Qiqi also seems to know why Liu Fatzi is shaking more and more. I saw that the shape of her hand changed, and a tender little hand protected the fat man's Tianling Gai.
But this still can't stop Liu Fatzi from slowly dying.
After a more violent tremor, Liu Fatzi's eyes suddenly widened, and after shouting, "My life shouldn't be like this......", the whole person lost any traces.
He's dead? Another human life, and everyone in the room looked at each other.
Smelling the dead in the house, I am now worried about how to explain this when the police come later.
I told the police that one of their colleagues raised a dragon in this neighborhood and wanted to eat me, and then I exploded the dragon's head. The developer of this community also died because of excessive indulgence and being haunted by ghosts?
If you say it, you probably have to be arrested as a nervous disorder, right? As for my second uncle, who doesn't drag on weekdays, he also looked at Liu Fatzi on the ground with a sad face at this time.
After ten minutes, the second uncle looked at me as if he had made up his mind, and said two words, "Summoning spirits".
I know that the second uncle wants to use spiritualism to let the dead Liu Fatzi tell what secrets there are in this community.
Wu Peng, who had just died, had already lost his soul because he was a person with three spins on his head and three buckets on his feet. But now that this fat man Liu has just died, why don't you see his soul?
Generally speaking, after death, the soul does not immediately go out of the body and wander around. Especially this Liu Fatzi, who was originally haunted by ghosts and evil spirits, whether his soul was imprisoned early by people who knew evil arts, or whether he himself knew these evil arts, no one knows now.
As for how to summon spirits? I've read about this in the cheats given by the old man.
When summoning spirits, it is necessary to carefully prepare the hall of spirits. It takes a person with profound skills to make a spiritualist talisman, and the date of birth of the spiritually conjured person is painted on the talisman; Seven spiritualist lamps are placed in the center of the hall, and next to them are the most beloved things of the spiritualists.
When everything is ready, he holds the spirit charm and softly calls the name of the person being conjured.
If the conjuring is successful, all seven conjuring lamps will be lit, indicating that the ghost has been successfully summoned; If one of the lights goes out, the ghost is gone.
Spiritualism may seem simple, but there is a necessary condition, because the ghost that is summoned needs to be put on the body with the help of a living person.
In other words, the living person will have two souls in his body. If the soul that is recruited is greedy for the world, it may occupy the magpie's nest and devour the original soul in the body of the living person.
Therefore, the living person who has been subjected to the ghost must be fierce enough to suppress the ghost that has been summoned.
And I am undoubtedly the best person to choose now, now, here.
"Second uncle, it's not impossible to be ghosted, but ...... Are you sure there will be no after-effects? "I'm a little worried, after all, being ghosted is not a joke.
The second uncle looked at me cheaply, and said in a weird way, "Yin and Yang Five Elements, what kind of am I not refined?" Our old Wu family has such a wreck as you. Hurry up and get ready, and I'll start summoning spirits. ”
Loser? I looked at the second uncle's handsome face indignantly. I just wanted to rebel against his unfair treatment of me, but I endured it. After all, he will need to take care of him in the future.
Besides, am I just a wreck to let the ghost "go"?
The second uncle of the conjuring talisman quickly drew it, and as for the conjuring lamp, it was temporarily replaced by seven red candles. The photo of Xiao Liuer's secretary is undoubtedly Liu Fatzi's beloved thing.
The second uncle quickly entered the role, and I quickly lost the consciousness that should have belonged to me.
………………
When I woke up again, what caught my eyelids was the more humble face of the second uncle, the embarrassed eyes of Mu Zi, and the incredible look of Qiqi.
They all looked at me like monkeys, although they all looked at me like monkeys.
What happened in the middle of my consciousness?
I have to ask Mu Zi about this. Compared to the other two people, Mu Zi should be the most reliable person.
"Mu Zi, tell me honestly, just ...... What happened. I was ...... by that fat man. of ghosts, give that, on ...... What happened to me after I got up? I pulled Mu Zi aside and asked in a low voice.
Mu Zi just lowered his head and didn't squeak.
"Say it quickly, I won't take you to play in the future." Seeing that Mu Zi looked like he couldn't pull out the, he wanted to laugh, but he didn't dare to laugh because of my face, and I was annoyed for a while.
"Brother, you ...... like this just now" Mu Zi began to carefully touch my body from head to toe, and goosebumps came out when he felt me.
"I just ...... Touching you like this? "Dare to love that Liu Fatzi's sexual orientation is quite diverse, both men and women?
"Hmm......" Mu Zi seemed to be afraid that I would drop him, so he quickly put aside my hand and hid behind Qiqi.
At this time, my heart has rushed through countless grass and mud horses, hoping to trample my second uncle to death with one hoof after another.
But in order to maintain my positive image, I still pretended to be calm and slowly paced in all directions in Liu Fatzi's office with a suite. I wondered how I could undo the negative impact of those actions on my great image.
And just when I was really looking for a crack in the floor to get into, a bonsai hidden in a rather hidden place in the bedroom caught my attention.
The small bridge flows, the pavilion is woody, at first glance, this bonsai is really quite poetic.
However, when I looked closely, I found that there was a lot of stuff in this bonsai.
The wood used for the forest is willow. As I said before, an old willow tree is already a ghost willow; Although the bridge is very delicate, the wood is locust wood.
Liu Juyin, Huai Zhao ghosts, make such a bonsai in the bedroom, Liu Fatzi is not enough to have ten souls.
"Where did you come from, old ghost, don't get out of here quickly." I yelled at the bonsai, startling the three of them.
It stands to reason that the second uncle and Qiqi are both experts in the five elements of yin and yang, but why didn't they see it when they summoned the soul just now?
The problem is still in this bonsai.
The willow tree gathers shade and covers the yin of the old ghost; The locust tree beckons ghosts, and the old ghosts have long been integrated with this locust wood. If you don't deliberately observe this bonsai, you can't feel the ghost at all.
It can also be seen from this that this ghost has lived for at least thousands of years, and he is a thousand-year-old ghost, and his deeds are not shallow.
In addition, everyone's attention just now was on the naked body of the fat man, so he naturally ignored the location of this old ghost.
Qiqiyi heard me shouting loudly, and walked up to me in a few steps, and the second uncle followed closely behind.
"What a thousand-year-old ghost, I didn't accept you when I opened the altar just now. Today, you must not be left to continue to harm the world. The second uncle's sword in his sleeve was unsheathed again, and he was about to cut off the locust wood in the bonsai and break the old ghost's true body.
"A good man, a good man, keep people under the sword, keep people under the sword, I am a good ghost, a good ghost, I only care about cultivation for thousands of years, I have never hurt anyone, leave me a cheap life." As soon as the words fell, I saw a wisp of black smoke floating from the locust wood. In an instant, Black Smoke turned into an ordinary-looking, middle-aged and elderly man dressed in ancient times. Tsk, the rest doesn't matter, but the color of the hat he wears on his head is green and too eye-catching.
Mu Zi stabbed me in the waist behind me and whispered, "Brother, the voice you spoke when you were attacked by the ghost just now is the same as the voice just now. ”
Although Mu Zi is a pure yang body, he is still an ordinary person after all, and he can't see the ghost, he can only hear the voice of the old ghost.
What? It's been a long time, I was just by this old ghost? I'm so angry, I rush up and want to kill this girl. If you ruin Lao Tzu's straight male image, can you afford it?
The point is, what about the soul of Fat Liu?
The second uncle dragged me behind him, "Say, where did the soul of the fat man go to Liu." Also, what happened to the police who appeared in the community before? ”
"I don't know, I don't know." The old ghost's eyes rolled, and at first glance, he was thinking of some kind of idea.
"Why do you know not to say it? Perhaps, if you say it, you will not be beaten by the sword in my hand. The second uncle looked at the old ghost with a thoughtful expression.
"Because," the old ghost's eyes were still rolling and grunting, as if he had made up his mind, "because he said so unjustly?" I'm talking about my old mackerel here, even if you guys join forces to kill me, I won't say it. I'm an old devil who keeps my word. ”
I petrified on the spot.
He's a ghost, do you still need to kill him?
Besides, is this still the same ghost who begged for mercy just now?
Look at the crazy girl again, her eyes are even more twitching, and her whole facial expression is not very good.
"You're sick, aren't you?" I finally couldn't help it, could it be that I met a psychopath?
"Actually, don't ask. If I hadn't coveted this big brother's body just now and got on his body, I wouldn't have been discovered by you. Then Boss Liu doesn't have any bad intentions, in fact, he just wants to get a little dragon energy. Also, those few Yin Souls who just died were actually scared to death, which is too intimidating, no one did it on purpose, right? It's just a bit too much. This place has also stopped now, and you humans can live as you want."
Listening to this old ghost's crooked reasoning, I really want to go up and smoke it.
But after all, this is not the stone-born little ghost, there is an entity, and I have nowhere to do it.
Just when the four of us big living people were holding this old ghost and had no tricks, the siren in the distance came clearly.