Chapter 142: The Show Begins
I pretended to be taken aback and exaggeratedly shouted, "I'll go!" How so? My master said that this charm, even if Lord Yama comes, you have to peel off your skin, why are you okay? Damn it! Damn it! It seems that I can only kill you when my senior brother Wang Le comes. Lao Tzu is gone! ”
The snake demon snorted coldly: "Want to leave? ”
She flew suddenly, and her tail suddenly became very long, and she curled towards me.
I silently thought in my heart: invisibility!
Suddenly, the figure suddenly disappeared without a trace.
That's my killer feature.
That's right, I know how powerful the snake demon is, and if you don't have some means to escape, and still come to tease her, it's the same as looking for death.
"Huh?" The basilisk was so surprised that he looked around, but there was no trace of me anywhere.
And I, I have already used all my strength to escape.
Five minutes later, by the time the stealth was restored, it had already climbed to the foot of the mountain two thousand meters away. I shouted at the mountain with my voice raised: "Little goblin, Lao Tzu will come back." Wash it up and wait for me tomorrow! ”
A manly man, the most taboo is to break his word and get fat, and he must be counted when he speaks.
For example, if I come tomorrow, I will come tomorrow.
The next night, I reappeared next to the ancient well and shouted, "Hey...... That little snake demon, rough, did you brush your teeth and let my brother do it. ”
The snake demon came very quickly this time, and before I finished speaking, I only felt a demonic wind blowing......
The basilisk is not far away.
Her charming eyes were full of viciousness, and she was staring at me, and said angrily: "Little Taoist, you are endless, right? Yesterday I spared your life, and today, what are you going to do? ”
I hooked my fingers and said arrogantly: "Master, I came home yesterday, and all the dreams I had all night were you, I figured it out, it doesn't matter if the lower body is a snake, just be beautiful on the upper body." Gee...... Niang Xipi, you said that you are a goblin, and it is just a matter of becoming a woman, and you have become so beautiful, so seductive, and in front of me, you don't even wear a single piece of clothing, if I don't give you a hair, I'm sorry for my senior brother Wang Le's years of cultivation. You...... Come over to Lao Tzu obediently, let me touch my chest first......"
The snake demon gritted his teeth and was extremely angry: "Whore, are you still a decent family? ”
I said: "My senior brother Wang Le said that indecent things can be done, especially indecent monsters and beautiful female ghosts, which are exciting enough, and they don't need to be responsible, and the laws outside can't control them at all." If you kill it directly after you are done, you can also have a good reputation as a demon killer. ”
Basilish: "Shameless! Vile! Today, I ate you, and I am the real demon killer! ”
Me: "Don't talk nonsense, if you have the ability, use it!" ”
She opened her mouth and spewed out a mouthful of venom, which was as mellow and wanton as a spirit, permeating the air, and even with the fragrance of a hundred flowers.
I quickly held my breath and became invisible again.
After being invisible, my body was like a spirit body, and no one else could touch it.
The venom penetrated my body and fell on the stone, which corroded so much that it emitted a puff of white smoke like a splash of sulfuric acid. If this is sprayed on people, I am afraid that they will ascend to heaven on the spot!
The snake demon went crazy, looked around, and roared angrily: "Come out! Come out! Little whore, get out of here! ”
I looked at her upper body, and to tell the truth, if it wasn't so fierce, the girl that the upper body of this snake demon turned into was so beautiful that people couldn't soften.
The waist of the water snake is soft and slender, the white and delicate skin is so tender that it can almost pinch out the water, and the slender arms have no trace of fat. Where it should be thin, where it should be fat, it is not ambiguous at all.
The two snow-white and snow-white tender meats on the chest are definitely comparable to Yan Wushuang's E cup. The shape of the breasts is perfect. Everyone says that one white covers a hundred ugliness, and this female goblin is white and tender enough to cover at least 108,000 ugliness. Even the two cherries on her chest were pink and tender, just like her skin.
Paralyzed, if Lao Tzu is not a righteous gentleman, if Lao Tzu does not need to abide by the rules and precepts, if it is not a human ~ demon different way, I will definitely catch it twice.
Am I a gentleman? How obviously not!
Do I need to follow the rules? Ma Dan, I'm not a monk, I'm not a Taoist, I keep the rules and precepts of a yarn?
What are people ~ demons afraid of? I didn't plan to have a baby with her.
The purpose of my coming is to anger her, of course, all kinds of things that make her unhappy must be done happily.
I laughed evilly: "Little goblin, watch me catch ~ milk dragon claw hand!" Wow...... It's so big, it's so soft...... So resilient......"
The snake demon exclaimed: "Adulterous thief! Stop it! No...... Shut up!! ”
She wasn't wrong, I shut my mouth.
I smacked her right breast, and ran away.
Looking back at the snake demon, she held her hands in front of her chest, looking around nervously with a look of shame and anger.
I climbed to the bottom of the mountain and yelled at the mountain again: "Little snake demon, Lao Tzu will come back!" ”
Five-day ......
In this way, I went up the mountain on time every day for five days in a row to harass the snake spirit. She didn't dare not come out, because there was a Tongling Jade in the well, and she was afraid that I would steal the Tongling Baoyu.
She's driven crazy by me!
All kinds of tricks have been used, but they still can't stop me.
She even didn't hesitate to spend a drop of natal essence yesterday to create a huge illusion, but I still escaped. My eyes can pierce all illusions.
In five days, the injuries of Situ and the others were almost healed.
And Wang Le must have recovered and recovered.
At eleven o'clock in the evening, Yin Ziling and Tang Qin brought back a piece of news, and the two girls looked anxious and said, "Sister sister-in-law, something is wrong!" That Wang Le came with a corpse puppet. ”
Situ looked at me, and Qingwan also looked at me.
My old god is here, and I'm not worried at all.
Wang Lebao took the bait, Lao Tzu went to tease the snake demon every day, and the bait had been sprinkled, so I was afraid that he would not seek revenge on me.
I called little Lori Cao Kexin and said, "Girl, where I instructed, get ready." ”
After hanging up the phone, I smiled and said, "Sisters, let's go, let's go play too!" ”
The five of us drove towards Jiuguniang Mountain, of course, to leave a little clue to lure Wang Le.
This goods really fell for it, and followed us all the way to the southern suburbs of the mountains.
The car was still parked in Wanhuayuan, and when they got out of the car, the four girls took out their compasses, searched around in a decent manner, and headed towards the mountains without a trace.
The snake demon was guarding the ancient well halfway up the mountain, and the place that I and the little Lori Cao Kexin chose was not far from that place, only two or three hundred meters.
Everyone is cautious and lurks here.
Little Lori Cao Kexin has been waiting for a long time. Behind her stood the Jedi Corpse, followed by a Son and Mother.
It's time for the show to begin!
(End of chapter)