The girls broke up with us at the door of the dormitory.

I followed the members of the soccer team to the fried shop. There is no one who is not lamenting this miraculous result.

The head teacher deliberately walked up to me and patted me on the shoulder, "I really don't see that you still have this kind of specialty." Drink more in the evening, but don't get drunk. Then he left us and went the other way.

"Won't Mr. Hu eat with us?" I asked the captain.

"He's told me that if he's here, everyone won't be happy. Actually, the head teacher is quite reasonable. The captain said.

"That's right, if someone as serious as him is present, no one will feel comfortable." I say.

"So, let's not get drunk tonight."

That drink was really too high.

I remember the waiter bringing crates of beer. At first, we used cups to dry cup by cup, but later we developed to blow bottle by bottle. I don't know how much beer spilled from the corners of my mouth and flowed through my chest.

Everyone toasts me. I don't know who said to me about the god of the ball, and then everyone toasted me in the name of the god of the ball.

Even a few members of the runner-up team who were eating in the next box came over to toast me. They said that I was killed halfway out of Cheng Biting Jin.

"Come on, Cheng Yanjin, we really came to toast you sincerely. We lose the heart of the oral administration. Come, blow the wine in the bottle. "They knocked my bottle with it, and it made a very crisp sound.

"I think you're really right when you say I'm Cheng Biting Jin, I'm just so good at three axes and a half." I say.

"Well, you don't have to be humble anymore. Drink the wine. ”

I drank another bottle in one go.

They left satisfied.

My stomach was always swollen that night, and I felt like the beer was reaching my throat and gushing out at any moment.

I can't remember how many times I went out to defecate, and sometimes I went out and came in less than two minutes later. I don't remember how many times I went to the fried shop and threw up, and every time I vomited water. As soon as I put my finger in my mouth, the water in my stomach would spit out.

After spitting up, I drank again.

I also don't remember when Wu Shufang appeared. I just remember that as soon as she showed up, a lot of people made fun of us. Saying that Zheng Qihang became the god of the ball, you Wu Shufang are not at ease? Today we are going to be with Zheng Qihang without getting drunk and not returning. If you don't worry, you can give Zheng Qihang a substitute for wine. Wu Shufang said that I came here to substitute wine for Zheng Qihang. She reached for my bottle. But I rudely pushed her hand away. I said, "What do I want you to replace?" I can drink, I can still drink. Can you still drink it? Can you still drink like this? Wu Shufang was emotional, set sail, you are already drunk like this, and if you drink it again, it will hurt your body.

I can drink, of course I can! Come, come, which brother did it with me. I lifted the bottle again.

Wu Shufang snatched the bottle in my hand with all her might. She opened her mouth and poured the beer into her stomach. You're going to get drunk, aren't you? You're really going to get drunk, are you? Then I'll accompany you, let me accompany you!

I wanted to snatch the bottle from Wu Shufang's hand, but my body swayed, and the person fell to the side. One of the team members next to me hurriedly supported me.

"I can't drink it, it seems that the ball god really can't drink it, so let's stop here today." I heard the captain of the soccer ball say, "The guy who grabbed the drink must be drunk." ”

"Who said I was drunk and who said I couldn't drink? Drink, keep drinking! "I broke free of the support of my teammates. As soon as the player who was helping me let go, I felt like my body was about to slide down. Wu Shufang hurriedly hugged me.

"Set sail, I beg you, I beg you not to drink any more. Shall I send you back? Wu Shufang said.

"I'm not going back, I'm just not going back, I'm going to drink, I'm going to drink." I struggled, but I barely had any strength at hand.

I was kicked out of the little fried shop.

I shook it. The people who supported me shook and swayed. I could barely control my pace, and sometimes I felt like my legs were limp and had no strength at all, as if they were leaving my body.

I couldn't see the cars on the street, I couldn't hear the shouts of my drunken classmates, I just yelled at myself, singing one song and another. Pure hoarseness.

But I know how not to go in the direction of the neighborhood where I live. What would happen if so many people flocked to my rental housing? At this time, Ding Ying must be renting a house. Even if Ding Ying is not renting a house, what will everyone think when they see so many girls' supplies?

Actually, the so-called everyone is not important, the important thing is Wu Shufang. If Wu Shufang knew that Ding Ying was living with me in my rented house, wouldn't the sky fall yet?

So I said I want to go back to school, all I want to go back to is school, and I want to go back to school no matter what.

Some people say that this direction is the direction of going back to school. Why don't you move forward?

I said don't fuck me. This is the direction back to my rental housing.

Several people laughed.

So you fucking Zheng Qihang wasn't drunk at all, I think you must be pretending to be drunk like this.

Who said I was drunk? Who did I tell I was drunk? Come on, let's blow another bottle. I lifted my hooked body up.

I was in a stalemate with everyone for a while, and they couldn't help it, so I had to take me to school.

But when I entered the school, I didn't know where to go. Someone joked that Wu Shufang would help me to her bedroom, and I struggled and said that if you fucking hurt people like this, I'll beat you up.

yes yes yes, that's against your will. I see you want to go to Wu Shufang's bedroom in your dreams. The man continued.

I kicked at the man. But he dodged deftly.

What is there to yearn for in Wu Shufang's dormitory, another person said, can you still do so many classmates? Zheng Qihang would not be so stupid, and if he wanted to take Wu Shufang to his rented house.

Not bad, not bad. Several people chimed in.

Isn't that going in the wrong direction? I say.

What did you say? Wu Shufang said. But I feel that Wu Shufang is not angry at all.

The crowd burst into laughter. Do you regret it now, Zheng Qihang? Aren't we all going to help you back? Then let Wu Shufang stay with you.

It's a good idea. I say.

The crowd laughed again. I really didn't see Zheng Qihang so humorous, someone said.

Only after drinking can you see the true temperament. Fun and fun. Another said.

In this way, you have to get a person drunk to watch again.

Right.

Then I decided to sit on the stone bench, and they helped me to the stone bench. As soon as I sat down on the stone bench, I had to lie down. The stone bench gives me a cool feeling. But they wouldn't let me lie down. But I insisted on lying down, so one of my classmates took off his coat and put me on the stone bench, so that I could lie down on the stone bench.

I fell asleep quickly.

When I woke up, I had a splitting headache and couldn't figure out where I was. I saw that I was covered with several coats.

I lifted my coat and sat up from the stone bench.

Wu Shufang, who was sitting on the other side of my foot, stood up.

"Awake?" Wu Shufang asked with concern.

"How do I sleep here? Whose clothes are these? "I pressed my temples with both palms to try to clear myself up.

"You must sleep here, everyone has to take off their coats for you. Why do you drink like this, I don't know how worried people are. Wu Shufang was angry.

"Blame those guys, you have to pour me wine, you have to get me drunk." I hiccuped.

"What? Still want to throw up? ”

"No, I—urgency." I say.

"You can go over there." Wu Shufang pointed to the row of cypress trees, "Anyway, there is no one at this time." ”

I walked behind the cypress trees to "relax". My head still hurts. The body still has the feeling of floating.

The campus is unusually quiet. The street lights are dim. I don't know what time it is.

After "relaxing", I returned to Wu Shufang. "Have you been staying here all this time?"

"If I don't stay here, you'll be in trouble if you roll over and roll into the pool. The good thing is that you don't move. Wu Shufang said.

"If you get out of here, you're going to have a memorial service for me." I say.

"You crow's mouth. By the way, set sail, how do you gurgle when you sleep, as if you are arguing with someone, very emotional. ”

"Really? How come I don't have a little impression? Did I say anything? I said. If you talk about quarrels and quarrels, who else will there be besides Ding Ying?

"I can't hear it at all."

"Oh. It seems to be late, so I'll take you back to your bedroom. Thank you for always being there for me. I said.

"Are you drunk?" Wu Shufang said.

"I'm fine," I smiled, "I'm worried about you." ”

I held a stack of clothes and accompanied Wu Shufang to the direction of the bedroom.

"If you get drunk and talk nonsense, tomorrow your classmates will definitely laugh at us." Wu Shufang said suddenly.

"Ah, what did I say?"

"You say...... Hmph, I'm not fooled by you. You don't remember what you said yourself? Wu Shufang approached me and took the initiative to hold my arm.

I reflexively stepped aside.

"What's wrong?" Wu Shufang said.

"I ...... Stumbling over a stone. I hooked one foot and took two steps forward, "I can't remember what I said." ”

"I don't care if you really can't remember or fake, I'm not angry anyway." Wu Shufang said.

"That's good."

We had reached the concrete road in front of the dormitory. The row of storefronts in front of the dorm room was almost closed. I figured it was eleven o'clock.

I handed the stack of clothes to Ding Ying.

"Thank you for giving these garments back to those brothers." I say.

"What's so hard about this? Bye. Wu Shufang waved her hand, "By the way, I forgot to tell you that Dad will come over tomorrow, and he will take us out to eat at noon." ”

"Oh...... Thank you then. ”