McDonald's, now the Golden Arches. One of the supreme in the fast food industry, with delicious junk food and a very foreign setting, it has successfully become the best choice for young people to gather today.

And on a McDonald's dining table far away from the door and window, Zhou Cheng had a can of Coke in his hand, and Ge You collapsed on the seat. Jiang Hailan sat straight, like a female dancer practicing ballet. Opposite them, sat a man named Wanderer......

"So...... Are you going to find me and call you a girl?" You Lang glanced at Jiang Hailan cautiously, "Hmm...... Sister Lan won't kill me, will she?"

"I have a feeling you have some misconceptions about our relationship. Jiang Hailan's voice was cold.

"That's right, this genius Yushu is handsome and chic, and learning to flirt with girls from scratch is not a big problem. "Zhou Cheng's self-confidence.

"I have a feeling that you may have some misunderstanding of these two idioms. You Lang sighed, "Then Mao will look for me!"

"Because I only know you, a scumbag, no, love saint. Zhou Cheng calmly turned on the state of losing teammates.

"Okay, I'll give it a try," You Lang nodded, "First of all, I'm going to make sure what kind of character you're suitable for." ”

"Personality?" Jiang Hailan was a little curious.

"Like a domineering president or something...... The most taboo to pretend when you fall in love, disguise is easy to make girls feel that you are hypocritical. You Lang sighed, "That's how my first sister ran away. ”

“......”

So, the next three people experimented with the characters of the male protagonists of various romance novels...... That's it, the opening paragraph.

"I feel," Zhou Cheng looked lonely, "I don't know anything about real flirting girls......"

You Lang comforted: "Unless that girl likes scum, I feel like you're still dead." The hundred, just as if you had never met. ”

“...... It's not good for logic to see too much romance. Zhou Cheng immediately continued to lose his confidence, "But it makes sense, maybe people will like me!"

"......" You Lang began to doubt the world, "I don't understand the perverted world......"

"But then again......" Zhou Cheng thought about it, smiled cheaply, and stared at You Lang cheaply, "Actually, I don't have to learn to flirt with girls......"

", I'm a straight man!" You Lang immediately covered his chest.

"......" the corners of Jiang Hailan's mouth curled slightly, "Do you want to ...... Let You Lang help you get that girl?"

"yes, waste recycling. ”

"......" You Lang sneered, "I seem to feel like a scumbag is scolding me?"

"So...... It's decided!" Zhou Cheng slapped a piece of information on the table, "This is that girl's information!"

"Damn, why do you have the information with you?" You Lang was shocked, "No, you originally planned to let me help you tease your sister!

"Oh?" Zhou Cheng smiled sinisterly, "Lanlan, there are people who don't want to work." ”

Jiang Hailan glanced at You Lang coldly, very oppressive, like a snow leopard on a snowy mountain overlooking the ice field.

You Lang, who had just shouted that labor and management would not go, was particularly decisive: "Sister Lan's business is my business!

"Look at the information. Jiang Hailan coldly ordered.

You Lang quickly flipped through the materials, his expression focused, as if he was appreciating art. After a while, You Lang had already flipped through the information.

"The girl is beautiful. You Lang first commented, "It won't make me unable to do it." ”

“......”

"This girl's name is Ye Xiao, right......" You Lang inferred from his professionalism as a scumbag, "The predicted personality is very cheerful, you can consider conquering her with Ben Shuai's cold jokes." Isn't it a meat joke? I always feel that her blushing look will be cute. ”

"The scumbag is in working condition. Zhou Cheng nodded, his face expressionless, "Oh, by the way, you can tell a joke, this girl will like it very much." ”

"......" You Lang hesitated for a moment, "But I feel that you want to trap me, and every time you are expressionless, you want to trap someone." ”

"......", why did his IQ suddenly go online?

Ye Xiao was wearing black sunglasses and a sun hat, wrapped tightly all over his body, standing on the bus, looking out the window silently, his heart was full of grooves...... Hell, yesterday that old man was poisonous, and he was hunted down and killed as soon as he finished passing on his skills, and he also unexpectedly gained an invincible magic skill. Although the plot is very mysterious, it ...... As a party, Ye Xiao still felt that he had been trapped.

Behind her, a boy in a white shirt smiled, making people look warm and comfortable.

At this time, the bus braked suddenly, and the whole bus fell to the ground.

The white shirt wanderer was pleasantly surprised, and his heart said that it was too timely, at this time, I just had to walk over and hold her and smile slightly, and I would be able to brush my favorability......

However, Ye Xiao did not move, and took a standard horse step.

Wandering, no chance to play......

Ye Xiao stepped out of the car, suddenly his hand slipped, the phone fell, and he accelerated to the ground with gravitational acceleration.

"Opportunity!" You Lang secretly rejoiced in his heart, "At this time, I just need to pick up her mobile phone and smile slightly, and I can ask QQ!"

Ye Xiao's long legs stretched out, his feet caught the mobile phone, and with a light pad, the mobile phone flew back into the air and was easily grabbed by Ye Xiao.

Wandering, no chance to play......

Ye Xiao walked up the steps, and suddenly felt a resistance under her feet, and the next moment she fell straight to the ground.

"Chance!" You Lang was excited, and his heart sank again, "I feel that I still won't have a chance to play." ”

Ye Xiao supported the ground with both hands, and used a backflip and a gorgeous backflip to regain his footing.

Youlang, sure enough, there is no chance to play......

"Play with a ball...... This girl is too violent!" Zhou Cheng was dumbfounded, "You Lang hasn't even had a chance to talk to you so far." ”

"Rely on me!" wailed the wanderer, "this girl doesn't need a boyfriend at all!

Jiang Hailan was silent, but her eyes were shining, and it was obvious that she had a lot of grooves in her heart now.

"Wait, I have a plan!" Zhou Cheng smiled cheaply, "You Lang, you can consider getting married to your son, this thing of feelings, [beep~] a few more times will have a ......"

"......" Jiang Hailan and You Lang were silent, and then naturally ignored Zhou Cheng, "What can you do?"

"I didn't. Jiang Hailan said lightly, "No experience." ”

"Uh......" Zhou Cheng's strength steals the show, "I have another plan...... Don't look at me with such distrust!"

"Your temperament and emotional outlook are suspicious...... Go ahead. The wanderer sighed.

"We can act, Lan Lan and I pretend to be gangsters who rob money and rob sex, and you come out to save the beauty as a hero. Zhou Cheng smiled sinisterly, "With the right lines, I don't believe she is indifferent!"

"Will you take your wife with you when you go to rob sex?" said the wanderer's pained expression.

Jiang Hailan's face was expressionless, and a stream of data flashed in his hand, ready to beat people: "Repeat what you said just now." ”

"......" You Lang was decisive and crisp, "Lord Queen, the little one knows that he is wrong." ”

[This paragraph involves pornography and has been seized]

On the other side, two figures whispered.

"Damn, sure enough, this obscene person is the best at acting!" You Lang's expression was complicated, "This is so natural!"

"True colors. Jiang Hailan's face was expressionless, but the corners of his mouth were still curled.

"Sister Lan, you go on like this...... The lower limit will be lowered by this bastard!" You Lang sighed and turned his head to look, "Fuck it!"

The obscene uncle's version of Zhou Cheng has been thrown out, and his face is swollen into a pig's head...... Ye Xiao moved his muscles and bones, and walked away in a hurry......

Wandering, still no chance to play......

On a building above them, there were three figures, standing on the roof. One is white, one is green, and the other is purple......

"Hahahahaha

"It's not as good as your apprentice Ye Xiao. Sister Midori squinted and smiled, "After all, it's a person who fights monsters by his IQ." ”

"But ......" Bai smiled, "[Holy Judge] released the killing mission of Ye Xiao yesterday, 500,000 per person. I want to get that bonus. ”

"A bunch of killers, who also want to move the apprentices of this seat!" the old man disdained.

"Actually, I notified the [Holy Judge], and I also sent the reward. Sister Midori squinted and smiled.

"......," the purple old man had a complicated expression, "Little Green has been very peaceful lately, why do you want to do this to me?"

"Because you're laughing at my apprentice. Sister Midori squinted and smiled.

“......”

"Okay, I won't tease you," Sister Green restrained her smile, "[Holy Cut] Chasing Ye Xiao will be the warming of the relationship between You Lang and Ye Xiao*, only if there is a big enough crisis, You Lang will have a chance to open Ye Xiao's heart." That's the only way to do it...... in order to pull the waves into our camp. ”

"Then what if Ye Xiao dies?" The old man Zi breathed a sigh of relief, it seemed that Xiao Lu was prepared......

"It's okay, it's your apprentice anyway. Sister Midori squinted and smiled.

“...... You're really taking revenge on this seat. Old Man Zi immediately prepared to go down and take good care of his apprentice.

"Wait a minute," Midori squinted and smiled, "Don't get too close, our Lanlan...... But there is a [God's perspective]. She's found you...... Zhou Cheng can only send you away directly. ”

The old man looked back and smiled: "That kid can indeed send me away directly...... But not now. ”

Ning'an Street, a bubble tea shop, a standard for couples' gatherings, and a habitat for students.

Ye Xiao drank milk tea calmly. As a single dog, sitting so calmly among a group of couples...... is really worthy of being the champion of women.

"Alas, why did those people kill me...... Ye Xiao muttered softly, "The old lady's appearance is not low, even if the society looks at her face, she will not be hunted down......"

"That's a good question. A hoarse voice replied to her.

"Who!" Ye Xiao subconsciously used the invincible plug-in and posed in a karate starting pose, "Come out!"

"Oops," said a coquettish voice, "you've scared someone's little girl!"

Two figures stood at the door of the bubble tea shop, a man and a woman, the man was tall and burly, and the woman was gentle and graceful.

Then the woman said in a hoarse voice, "Come out, Miss Ye Xiao." ”

The man smiled and said, "Don't make people wait." ”

"......" Ye Xiao was dumbfounded, "Isn't it my wrong posture to get up this morning...... Isn't it true that you two dubbed back?"

"No more nonsense. The hoarse female voice said coldly, "We are the people of the Holy Judge, obeying the will of heaven, to take your life!"

"Death won't hurt very much, just endure it. The men's clothing boss said, twisting his body.

"......" Ye Xiao took a deep breath and let himself get used to this weird painting style, "I can kill me, but ...... Why don't you speak? I want to die when you talk!"

The other party ignored her complaint: "Cancel your invincible mode yourself." ”

"Otherwise...... "The pseudo-lady smiled, "this handsome guy is going to die." ”

Ye Xiao looked back over their shoulders and saw a man in black who was tied up, dressed in night clothes and wearing black stockings. A pistol was pressed to the corner of his forehead, and the atmosphere of murder descended instantly.

This should have been a very nonsense scene, but Ye Xiao couldn't laugh at all...... The light and shadow in her pupils fluttered: "It's you......"

Ye Xiao's anger almost overwhelmed his reason, so he shouted nonsense: "Let him go!"

"Hahahaha......" The pseudo-mother continued to laugh, "Don't, this little brother is very handsome, people still have to ......"

A painful voice sounded: "How can you tell that he is handsome with black stockings on his head...... Do you have any misunderstanding of the word handsome?"

Exactly the same black stockings, exactly the same night clothes, exactly the same height...... instantly extinguished Ye Xiao's anger.

"You weren't caught?!" Ye Xiao looked at him in a daze, and then looked at the pseudo-mother, "That's good, that's good...... So you're using a fake one to trick me?"

The pseudo-mother was embarrassed: "Why is the special lord here!" He (she) turned his head and began to untie the rope: "Don't worry, I'll help you untie it immediately, no need to act." ”

"But...... I feel so good tied up. The fake man in black said reluctantly.

“...... There is a metamorphosis on the opposite side, run. The man in black drew his pistol and struck a lightning bolt*, creating a barrage in front of his eyes.

Then...... A stream of data shot out from behind and hit the man in black in the face!

The man in black dodged the blow, flipped on his side, and caught a glimpse of the man who had just shot him with a black gun.

The boss sighed: "When people are old, they can't even hit people." ”

"Boss, you also failed the ranged attack class when you were young. "Dragon set A decisively dismantled the stage.

And once again I almost blew the invigilator's head. "Dragon set B added.

"In the end, I was disqualified from using long-range attacks, and I was fined for using them. "Dragon set C reminds.

"......" the boss was indifferent, "Are you planning to drink the northwest wind for the New Year?"

The man in black quickly charged forward, and a dagger fell into his hand, and a cloud of data energy burst out from the dagger, and a sword light would be released. The pseudo-mother was not in a good position, and just hit the knife head-on and was cut back with a knife. The power was transmitted to the man in black with contact, and the man in black was shaken away by the force of the shock.

Ye Xiao glanced back and saw the man in black calmly and secretly wiping the corners of his mouth: "I'm fine, let's go." ”

It's okay big head ghost, do you think I can't see you vomiting blood? Ye Xiao was a little sad, gritted his teeth, and ran away quickly, getting rid of the pseudo-mother, the female man, and the masochist.

Two people hide in an alley, and street fighting will increase their chances of survival......

However, on the other side of the alley, there were already two people waiting. Zhou Cheng had a can of Coke in his hand as standard, and the data flow on Jiang Hailan's hands flickered, and he was full of murderous aura.

Zhou Cheng pushed his glasses: "I want to go over...... Get past me first!"

The man in black took a deep breath, accelerated forward, and punched Zhou Cheng in the abdomen.

However...... Before Zhou Cheng was hit, the thing suddenly leaned back to avoid the attack, and then lay on the ground: "Okay, what a strong fist intent!"

Man in Black: "...... Your acting skills are really scumbag. ”

Jiang Hailan simply stopped to the side: "Let's go." ”

The man in black hesitated for a second, this was Jiang Hailan's release, so it should be fine. If it was Zhou Cheng's dead scumbag, he would definitely be in the dark when he was halfway through...... The man in black picked up Ye Xiao and left quickly.

Zhou Cheng whispered in his ear: "Funny and wandering, won't you use Ye Xiao as a shield?"

"......" The man in black said I'm sorry, he seems to be my wife, okay?

The man in black glanced at the two of them, and accelerated to escape with his feet buckled.

Jiang Hailan stared at Zhou Cheng: "How do you know?"

"Wha!" Zhou Cheng lay on the ground and began to snort, "This day is only smart and world-famous, and he has long seen that this person is not simple!"

"For example, when he takes the elevator, he will automatically avoid the front of the elevator door, this is to prevent a barrage on his face as soon as he opens the door," Zhou Cheng smiled narcissistically, "For another example, before he opens the door, he will definitely look at the light to see if there is anything on it." For example, he mostly wears long sleeves, which is to carry weapons......"

"So you assume he's highly trained. Jiang Hailan nodded slightly, "But how do you know that the man in black is him?"

"One day at the end of our mission, you closed your eyes, and after a while you said, 'How can this be?' This sentence is very strange, it's like...... What you see shocking facts. Use your talent plug-in: God's Perspective. ”

Jiang Hailan stared at him without saying a word.

"Don't look at me like that, I already knew about your talent cheating. Zhou Cheng smiled, "Even if you kiss me, I won't tell you how I know." ”

Jiang Hailan retracted her gaze, everyone has their own secrets, there is no need for her to force Zhou Cheng to shake everything out of herself.

"I'm guessing you probably saw the identity of the man in black, and you know this person, otherwise you wouldn't be so surprised by your personality. Zhou Cheng continued to analyze, "There are not many people you know, and only the geniuses and wanderers who have reached this point are the great geniuses and wanderers. ”

"So ......" Zhou Cheng poured a sip of Coke and sighed comfortably.

Jiang Hailan nodded...... Suddenly, both men sat up alertly and looked down in response. Outside the alley, the footsteps of a man are getting closer and closer......

"It's a pseudo-mother. Zhou Cheng took the lead in pulling hatred.

The pseudo-mother walked to the mouth of the alley and sighed: "It's not there......"

At this time, her (his) eyes caught a glimpse of Goddess Jiang. As the face of this book, Goddess Jiang successfully attracted the attention of the pseudo-mother. I don't know how the other person's brain circuits have changed...... "Oh, it's so beautiful...... Prettier than me. ”

"This kind of girl, the less there are in the world, the better. A short knife jumped out of the puppet girl's hand, and walked towards Jiang Hailan and Zhou Cheng with a sinister smile.

Zhou Cheng: "...... What kind of mental activity do you go through to make you jealous of a beautiful girl?"

"Retreat!" Jiang Hailan let out a low snort, closed his eyes, exerted his long legs, and quickly charged the pseudo-mother. At the same time as the charge, God's perspective had been opened, Jiang Hailan closed her eyes, but she could still see things at the moment, she seemed to be standing in the clouds overlooking everything, Zhou Cheng lying on the corpse, the dangerous pseudo-Niang, and the battlefield in the distance......

Jiang Hailan, who closes his eyes, is the strongest state

The two figures staggered into each other, the figure of the goddess Jiang is elegant and flexible, the body is flexible and flexible, although the pseudo-mother is a mother, but after all, she is a man (it should be), the ligaments have hardened, and the agile Jiang Hailan was actually blocked for a while...... And he still has a short knife in his hand, and Jiang Hailan predicted his attack with his own divine perspective, and with the smooth movement, he burst out with a combat power that surpassed the pseudo-Niang's estimate.

The two figures quickly separated, ending the collision, and the goddess Jiang covered her left shoulder, and a bloody mark was drawn on her snow-white skin.

"I didn't expect it...... "The pseudo-Niang Jiaojiao smiled, "My knife is poisonous." ”

Jiang Hailan couldn't hear this sentence clearly, she only felt that she was falling to the ground, and her vision was blurred...... And finally there was a warm embrace, and someone hugged her.

The pseudo-mother smiled: "Ha, since you are in a coma...... Then it's time for me to do it. ”

Zhou Cheng, who took the opportunity to hug the goddess, raised his head, and the pseudo-mother was inexplicably frightened...... The pupils of this five scumbags are as black as ink at the moment, but they are flashing with coldness and madness.

"Hehehehe......" Zhou Cheng sneered, "Your friend Wife Protector Demon has been launched...... So, you can die in peace. ”

"Huh. The puppet girl suppressed her uneasiness, "I didn't see it...... How will I die? ”

"Then I will use my unique mastery to send you back to the West!" Zhou Cheng sneered and stretched out his hand, at this moment, he seemed to resonate with heaven and earth!

"True, Mystery and Supreme Summoning Technique!" Zhou Chengbei smiled and recited the incantation, "Sister Green save me!"

There was a sudden silence......

"Cut ......," the pseudo-mother smiled, "It turned out to be called foreign aid, but do you think you can live with foreign aid to save you?"

At this time, behind Zhou Cheng, in the void, a squinting and smiling green-haired girl appeared little by little, as if the painter had depicted it in the blank with brush and ink.

"How do you know I'm here?" Sister Midori squinted and smiled, "I guess my stealth ability is the strongest known so far." ”

"Ha, of course that's because, I guessed it today!" Zhou Cheng pushed his wise glasses, "This kind of large-scale operation must have a person who is rigorous enough to press the scene, and as the best candidate for IQ and pressure, Sister Green, you will definitely come to the scene." And you can't leave me alone, but with Lan Lan's God perspective, other teases that won't be invisible will be discovered, so you can only protect me!"

"Well, it's not going back. Sister Midori continued to squint and smile, "So...... Do you want me to kill him?"

"Sister Green is the smartest!" Zhou Cheng offered his ass without any sense of shame.

"But...... I'm a civilian. Sister Midori continued to smile.

"......" Zhou Cheng looked pained, "A civilian who tears up a little white?"

"Shiro heard you call him that, he will consider coming over to educate you, right?" Sister Midori squinted and smiled +5.

Sister Green turned her head and saw the pseudo-girl. The pseudo-mother is almost stuck in the wall at the moment, as if Sister Green is a female monster who kills people without blinking...... Well, Sister Midori has been squinting without blinking.

"Green-haired squints...... You are...... Green!!" The pseudo-mother couldn't believe it, "You're ...... Green!"

"I'm pretty famous. Sister Midori squinted and smiled, "But I'm not going to let you go...... Even though I'm a civilian, I still know a little bit of combat moves. ”

"For example, my apprentice's own ...... Data Explosion. ”

"Data Explosion Technique!" Zhou Cheng started the NPC commentary mode in surprise, "This ...... Isn't it the legendary attack move that released a large amount of data energy and caused a violent explosion after resonating with the surrounding data!" He showed admiration on his face: "The person who created this move back then was really an unborn genius!"

Sister Green: "Isn't this move of ...... created by you back then...... How can people be narcissistic to this extent?

Sister Green opened her eyes, and the squinting eyes in the anime are known as the vision of heaven and earth, a sign of destruction...... Around Sister Green's body, a layer of faint green light swam, reaching dazzling brightness within a second, and a large amount of data was instantly released into the space, the green light exploded, and the strong light pressure and shock wave swayed out the kinetic energy and heat energy, and the green light of the riot instantly swallowed the pseudo-mother who tried to escape in vain, and the wail was covered by the explosion......

"Sister Green," Zhou Cheng sat up with support, he had just received a shock wave with his face, and was swept to the ground, and at this moment he began to analyze the pattern with a wicked smile, "Actually, You Lang is someone you have long been optimistic about." ”

Sister Green closed her eyes again, no, and squinted: "You found out." ”

"Heh!" Zhou Cheng began to inflate himself, "This seat's IQ is unparalleled in the world, how can it not be discovered?"

"You gave the invincible plug-in to Ye Xiao because you knew that you could approach You Lang through Ye Xiao...... You Lang will definitely stand with Ye Xiao, and Ye Xiao will become your person again, so that you can smoothly pull You Lang over......"

Sister Green nodded approvingly: "Don't think about it, we just want to fulfill their love." ”

Zhou Cheng: "......"

"Not only that," Sister Midori squinted and smiled, her voice gentle, "we can also enhance your friendship with Youlang, which is equivalent to us placing a sharp sword beside you." After all, little B, you always like to die. ”

"I'm just curious......" Zhou Cheng looked at her and smiled cheaply, "Who is this scumbag?

"Wandering," Sister Green continued, laughing, "he's a former member of the Holy Judgment. And it's ...... A man who was once cultivated as a sword to assassinate the top of the restorer. ”

"Damn, hang like this," Zhou Cheng was surprised, "Isn't that worse than me?"

"......" Sister Midori began to think about whether to break off the master-apprentice relationship with this narcissist.

"By the way," Sister Midori remembered something before she turned to leave, "When are you going to play until you come back?"

"What is this...... Zhou Cheng hugged Jiang Hailan shamelessly, "Wait until I catch up with the goddess!"

"......" Sister Green was silent...... You're not going to come back, are you?

"I've always wondered why you've been running away from your identity. Sister Midori stopped laughing and began to get serious, "You are a king-like existence when you go back with me, and here you are just an ordinary unpopular high school student...... Why?"

"Because of love, I don't want to be sad easily......" Zhou Cheng instantly switched to the King of Karaoke mode, "I'm very resistant to that kind of identity...... Because I know it's not an ordinary person's path. On that road, I have to say goodbye to the current life of chatting and lazy homework and flirting with girls...... To take an extremely difficult road from which there is no turning back. ”

"......" Sister Green sighed, "Cowardice is a disease that must be cured." And...... After all, it is a person who is going to go to the battlefield, and no matter how much he escapes, it is difficult to change his fate. ”

"Yes, I am indeed the one who will go to the battlefield sooner or later, but," Zhou Cheng looked at Sister Green, "Returning to the top is a road that is too painful and too dark, victory will lead to the appearance of saints, defeat will destroy the soul, at least let me feel the peace and joy at the foot of the mountain first." ”

“......”

"Why is there a sudden silence ......" Zhou Cheng reflected, "Frightened by my sudden painting style?"

"Okay. Sister Midori nodded, "Then let's do it first...... Oh, forgot, to avoid you being suspected......" Sister Midori continued to squint and smile...... A blow knife slashed at Zhou Cheng's neck.

"Do you want to ...... Sure enough, it's revenge, I said you squint!"

The old man purple is sprinting.

Youlang is sprinting with Ye Xiao on his back.

Several restorers sprinted after him.

You Lang threw Ye Xiao out, turned around, and two hidden blades slid out, slashing out with a bright arc like lightning: "Take her away." ”

Ye Xiao stared blankly at Youlang blocking in front of her, and she was getting farther and farther away from Youlang, tears welling up in her eyes......

However, the purple old man didn't catch Ye Xiao, who was thrown over by the wanderers......

Ye Xiao, hit the street.

The audience was silent......

Old Man Purple: "...... My bad. ”

Wandering: "......"

The old man Zi blushed: "Don't look at me like this, I'm an old flower." ”

Everyone: "......"