Chapter 37: The Times Are Calling
Close the interface of the Starry Sky Drifting Bottle, and a pop-up window suddenly pops up.
'Amos. Grand asked to add you as a friend, did he agree? Yes/No. ’
Ji Wuye was slightly stunned, this kid is really a thief to his wife.
Bowing his head and pondering for a while, Ji Wuye chose to agree.
If he doesn't agree, it is estimated that this old boy will think of other ways to harass him, so it is better to agree, and then rectify him well, so that he will completely lose hope.
seems to be as stable as an old dog, but in fact it is panicked.
Amos: 'Now that the city is full of danger, are you all right?' I'm really worried about you, young lady, don't go out casually. ’
Looking at the message sent by Amos, Ji Wuye felt sick to his stomach for a while, and he looked like a veteran in the flowers.
First find the topic, and then euphemistically express your worries, inner trepidation, and a hint of subtle metaphors.
Ji Wuye bared his teeth, then typed in a line of words and sent it out: "Don't worry, I'm fine." ’
This is both a little impersonal and impatient.
Men like to bite on things that can't be eaten, you can't be too enthusiastic, it is this kind of quite impersonal, but not a straightforward refusal, in order to make the other party a hundred times more interested and motivated.
With this interest, then he will basically revolve around everything about you, and Ji Wuye will not be able to pit him.
Although Ji Wuye had never talked about a girlfriend in Da Lanxing before, he studied criminal psychology and also had a deep understanding of other types of psychology, so he understood people's psychological needs very well.
There seemed to be silence for a while, and it took more than ten seconds before a message was returned: 'Little sister, what are you doing?' ’
Ji Wuye bared his teeth, MMP, just waiting for you to take the bait.
He rubbed his front paws together and typed in a line to send, "I'm creating martial arts." ”
Amos was stunned, and then hurriedly replied, "Really? I didn't expect you to be such a genius, young lady. ”
Ji Wuye smiled slightly in his heart, and hurriedly replied: "Of course, I have created a complete set of fighting skills, and the name is ready, it is called [The Times is Calling]. ”
Amos, who was lying on the bed, changed his face slightly, and the fighting skills that are circulating now are all created by superintelligence through the analysis of various combat data of various wars and fighting scenes, this chick that he occasionally acquates can actually create a complete set of fighting skills by himself?
If it's true, then the value of this is too great, he was just going to pick up girls, but seeing this, he had some other thoughts.
He sat up, then gently typed out a paragraph and sent it over: "Little sister, can you show me this set of fighting skills you created?" Not all, just a little. ”
Ji Wuye grinned, nnd, I've been waiting for you for a long time.
He stretched out his front paws and rubbed his face, then typed out a paragraph and sent it out: "I met a very beautiful young lady before, she helped me a lot, and then she said that her name is Sheena, and she has a boyfriend named Amos, who is the little brother, right?" For Miss Sheena's sake, I'll give it all to you directly. ”
Ji Wuye's trick is very spiritual, first of all, he came around the bush to tell the other party that he had already met his girlfriend, so you don't want to soak me in delusional thoughts anymore, so that it will not arouse the suspicion of the other party, nor will it cause too much trouble.
And especially this kind of situation that can only be seen and not eaten, will make the other party suffocate internal injuries.
Amos' hand holding the handheld trembled slightly, and he felt that he had a toothache.
He didn't suspect the message sent by the other party, if the other party didn't know Sheena, it would naturally be impossible to know Sheena's name, and he also knew that he and Sheena were boyfriend and girlfriend.
With Shena's temperament and IQ, most of them can't soak Ilia anymore, thinking of Ilia's perfectly proportioned body and cute and beautiful face, which is completely different from those bewitching sluts outside, so there is no hope of soaking?
He stretched out his hand to cover his heart, feeling that it hurt so much.
It took him a long time to recover, and then he made an embarrassed smile, followed by a paragraph: "Eh, didn't you expect it to be so coincidental?" It turns out that young lady, you and my girlfriend met? In that case, why don't you be my godsister? ”
Although he can't eat it, he can't be eaten by others, otherwise Amos will have to be depressed to vomit blood, so he plans to establish a bright relationship between the two, and then he can scare other suitors in the future, so that they can directly cut off hope.
Ji Wuye smiled slightly, he knew that this belonged to a man's possessiveness, even if he couldn't get it, he couldn't cheapen others.
But that's fine, with Amos as a shield in the future, there will be more people in the province who will think about Ilia, and then he will have to find a way to solve it.
In this way, it saves him a lot of trouble.
He hurriedly replied: "Okay, then I'll call you Brother Amos, wait a minute, I'll send you that set of fighting skills." ”
Amos quickly replied again: "Well, okay, Sister Elia. ”
Looking at the message replied by Amos, Ji Wuye stared and pondered, and began to recall the content of the second set of national middle school students' radio gymnastics [The Times is Calling] in his mind.
He has been doing this thing for six years in elementary school, three years in middle school, three years in high school, and 12 years in high school, and it's hard to forget it.
Soon, he created a new document, and then wrote it all down to the file according to the actions he remembered, and sent it to Amos.
After Amos received the file, he couldn't wait to open it.
"Raise your left arm sideways, look at the enemy, and move your right foot forward into a lunge sideways, and at the same time swing your left arm sideways inward to lift forward, and look at the enemy, your right leg is reduced to standing side by side, and at the same time raise your arms sideways, raise your head slightly to stare at the enemy, and start to step forward with your left foot, and at the same time bend your elbows and make a fist, swinging naturally back and forth, bright and dark, attacking the enemy's soft underbelly....."
Amos was stunned to read the beginning, and it took a long time to react: "It seems that there is nothing wrong, why does it always feel weird?" ”
He lowered his head and pondered for a while, planning to wait for the scourge of the star beasts in the city to be solved, and hand over this set of fighting skills to a professional intelligence evaluation, if it is really a very subtle fighting skill, then he will apply for a patent at that time, and he will not make it a lot.
Thinking of this, he saved the file, and then sent a message: "Thank you, Sister Eliya, call me directly if you have something in the future, and my brother will settle everything for you." ”
Ji Wuye smiled silently in his heart, and then sent a word: "Okay." ”
This is also a kind of psychological change, although men like things that they can't get, but the premise is that there is a little hope within reach, and they will hold on to it.
If it is clear that there is no hope at all, then it will be ready to shift the target.
The devil knows how many girls Amos has flirted with in private.