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This question is simply too simple for Qiuqiu! Eating candy, not going to the toilet, she only has one mouth, and eats one after another...... Then Qiuqiu gave the answer, saying, "Fifty seconds!" ”

Tangtang didn't say anything, but stretched out his hand, touched it in the bag, took out a few pieces of candy, put them in front of Qiuqiu, and said, "Oh, five pieces of candy, you can eat it in fifty seconds and show me!" ”

Qiuqiu was dumbfounded for a moment, and then looked at the handful of candy on the table in a daze, and then pointed to the sugar on the table with sharp eyes, and said: "Sugar candy, this is six pieces of sugar, not five pieces of sugar, you counted wrong!" ”

Sugar Candy, who originally thought he was going to get a sentence back, looked at the table after listening to Qiuqiu's words, and saw that it was really six pieces of candy, and then saw Qiuqiu's complacent eyes, and suddenly a sense of grievance hit his heart, and he cracked his mouth and cried with a "wow". [Full text reading. 】

The child's sadness came and went quickly, and Sugar finally received a big apple from the teacher, and then smiled and began to pile up the building blocks as if Qiuqiu was fine.

The two little girls had a lot of fun, but halfway through the game, Sugar Candy raised her head and said to Qiuqiu, "Can I be your sister?" ”

Qiuqiu, who was a month older than Tangtang, didn't know that he was big, but he knew that his sister was better than his sister, so he shook his head: "No." ”

"Why?" Sugar Candy asked curiously.

Qiuqiu thought for a moment and said, "Because I'm taller than you, Sugar Candy." ”

Tangtang pouted: "However, I have two brothers who are exactly the same. ”

Qiuqiu thought that it seemed like this, then tilted his head, and thought of a place where he was stronger than Tangtang: "I count better than you." ”

Tangtang innocently blinked her eyes twice, moved her red and tender little lips, and said with a cute face: "However, I have two brothers who are exactly the same." ”

Why is this sentence again...... Qiuqiu scolded in his heart, racked his brains and thought for a while, and then thought of an enemy who was stronger than Tangtang: "Tangtang, my hair is longer than yours." ”

Tangtang touched her hair, as if it was a little shorter than Qiuqiu, and then flashed a pair of big black eyes, not thinking that there was anything wrong with her at all, and continued to speak: "But, Qiuqiu, I have two brothers who are exactly the same." ”

"Tangtang, I ate more than you at noon today, so I should be my sister."

"However, I have two brothers who are exactly the same, and you don't have ......"

"Sugar Candy ......"

No matter how much Qiuqiu thinks of how strong he is than Tangtang, Tangtang will always be the sentence "I have two brothers who are exactly the same", and then in the end, I can't think of Qiuqiu who is better than Tangtang, and finally couldn't help crying.

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At the same time, in the box of the Capital Club.

Tang Shi and Sheng Shi sat face to face.

The faces of the two of them didn't have much expression, but their eyes quietly looked at the people in front of them, inside and out, in the shortest possible time.

ps: I originally thought that I could finish writing a funny joke after marriage today, and it would be over~~ Mu You thought that there was still a little bit of content, but eight chapters have already been written, and the rest will be updated tomorrow~~~ Throw a plot preview: Gu Tingcheng picked up his mobile phone, but he didn't expect it to be a text message from April: Tilting, my plane the day after tomorrow, back to Beijing.

Since it meets the requirements of the old readers of the public, let Sheng Shi Yan Shan come out, then by the way, the story of Sheng Shi Yan Shan, the book is called "101 Marriage Robberies", and the publication name is "Love You, It's My Land", which is available on Taobao ~ If you are interested, you can buy this collection ~

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