Chapter 78: People Don't Know and Are Infertile
In the battle of the apricot forest, Lin Yu's reputation was famous, and he fought four Yipintang masters alone, which made the world look sideways, and countless young people regarded it as an idol and worshiped it very much, and the major gangs also restrained the disciples, and they must not collide with Lin Yu and cause trouble.
Lin Yu is like the brightest new star, soaring into the sky.
However, Lin Yu, who is mysterious in the eyes of the world, is lying on the bed weakly, staring at the bed curtain and worrying.
It's been nine days, if you can't be Qiao Feng's big brother tomorrow, then the mission will be judged to be a failure, 10,000 flickering points will be deducted, and finally you will die.
For this reason, Lin Yu was very anxious, he entrusted Zhu Danchen to find Duan Yu and Qiao Feng, and spread the word that he was in a hurry to find them.
Zhu Danchen left, leaving Zhong Ling, this little girl, sitting in front of Lin Yu's bed with a stool, holding her chin with both hands, her big eyes were dark, and she looked pitiful.
"Brother Lin, why doesn't Ling'er have a baby?"
This question has been asked no less than ten times since Zhong Ling saw Lin Yu.
But every time he saw Zhong Ling's innocent appearance, Lin Yu couldn't bear to say it too explicitly.
Taking a deep breath, Lin Yu stared at Zhong Ling seriously and explained: "This question is very profound, a long, long time ago, Confucius also encountered this kind of problem!" ”
"Confucius? Is it the Sage Kong? When Zhong Ling heard Lin Yu's answer, he immediately became interested.
"That's right, it's Sage Kong!" Lin Yu nodded affirmatively, "It is said that back then, after Sage Kong got married, he and his wife raised their eyebrows and respected each other like guests, but three years have passed, and his mother has not conceived a baby!" ”
For this reason, Sage Kong was very anxious, he flipped through all kinds of classics, consulted all kinds of medical books, and carefully observed everything that the livestock did before conceiving a baby, and recorded it in detail, and a month later, he had a flash of inspiration and finally understood! Three months later, his mother had a baby! ”
When Zhong Ling heard this, he asked with great interest, "Then how did Sage Kong do it?" ”
"yes, how did he do it? At that time, there were also little pot friends who asked this, and for this question, Sage Kong smiled and said a very profound word. ”
"What are you talking about?" Zhong Ling's big eyes flashed, and he asked anxiously.
Lin Yu smiled and said mysteriously: "Confucius said: People don't know and are infertile! ”
"Huh?" Zhong Ling tilted her head, hooked her chin with the index finger of her right hand, and her little face showed a contemplative look, but she didn't understand it for a long time, so she could only continue to ask: "Brother Lin, what does this mean?" ”
"The meaning of this sentence is that if a person doesn't know how to conceive a baby, there will be no baby." Lin Yu explained seriously.
Zhong Ling listened, and it was strange again! "But Ling'er knows!" Then she muttered: "As long as you are kissed by a man, you will have to conceive a baby!" ”
After speaking, Zhong Ling touched his stomach with a disappointed expression, held his mouth, and said aggrievedly: "Why was Ling'er kissed by Brother Lin and there is no baby?" ”
Lin Yu rolled his eyes, and secretly said in his heart: The little girl who has not received nine years of compulsory education is really terrible, but Lin Yu is not a teacher, and he is not good at popularizing physiological and health education for Zhong Ling.
After hesitating for a few seconds, Lin Yu said euphemistically:
"Actually, your mother is only half right, and she didn't say half of it....."
"What's the other half?" Zhong Ling is now like a curious baby, chasing Lin Yu and not letting go.
"The other half is ......." Lin Yu really didn't know what to say, so he simply changed the topic and asked Zhong Ling: "Let's put it this way, have you ever seen a sow kiss a boar before she conceived a piglet?" ”
Zhong Ling shook his head ignorantly, Lin Yu saw this, and was about to continue, but Zhong Ling said: "I don't know!" ”
Lin Yu had been completely defeated by Zhong Ling's ignorance, so he simply suggested: "Then you still learn from Sage Kong, observe everything the sow did before she conceived the piglet, and then record it, and you will know!" ”
"If you don't go, it's not okay, the pigsty stinks!" Zhong Ling frowned, hesitated for half a second, and his eyes suddenly lit up: "Is it okay to change another kind of livestock?" ”
"Okay!" Lin Yu shrugged.
Seeing Lin Yu agree, Zhong Ling jumped out of the house and disappeared in a moment.
.........
The next morning, Lin Yu finally ushered in good news, Zhu Danchen really found Duan Yu and Qiao Feng, and conveyed Lin Yu's words, and took Duan Yu and Qiao Feng to the inn where Lin Yu stayed.
"Second brother!" Duan Yu was very happy to see Lin Yu, he originally wanted to join Lin Yu, but Qiao Feng was poisoned, and he had to go back to steal the antidote to detoxify Qiao Feng, delaying the hour.
"Second brother, third brother!" Lin Yu also smiled and said politely, in order to show his martial arts strength, naturally he couldn't lie on the bed to see Qiao Feng and Duan Yu, he endured the pain and got up, and when he laughed, the muscles in his face were twitching and hurting.
"Second brother, you are wrong again....." Duan Yu Nunu mouthed, and was about to correct Lin Yu, but he didn't want Qiao Feng to stand up, and arched his hand at Lin Yu: "Big brother's martial arts are extremely strong, and he is narrow-minded, Qiao admires him very much, people in the rivers and lakes are not informal, so what's the harm in calling a big brother!" ”
Lin Yu was really happy to hear this, he went to the apricot forest and ruthlessly bought a bottle of primary berserk potion, for Qiao Feng's words.
Qiao Feng is a person in the rivers and lakes, and he also follows the rules of the rivers and lakes, whoever has a big fist is the boss.
Lin Yu's martial arts were low before, and he was young, why did Qiao Feng bow his head and call his eldest brother?
That's why Lin Yu bought the primary berserk potion, in order to prove that he was qualified to be a big brother.
Now it seems that the effect is very good.
Now that the task has been completed, Lin Yu is no longer restrained, and immediately laughed and said:
"Hahaha, good! Today, our three brothers are not drunk and do not return! ”
Duan Yu was also very happy, as long as Qiao Feng didn't mind, whoever was the eldest brother would be the same, anyway, he was just a little brother.
But as soon as he heard Lin Yu propose to drink, Qiao Feng waved his hand and refused: "Wait, isn't the eldest brother bringing a letter, is there an urgent matter to summon me and the third brother?" ”
"Oh!" Lin Yu slapped his forehead, pretending to be awake, and then said with a straight face: "Second brother, your identity is exposed, I am afraid that there will be thieves who will do something to your parents and master, so I suggest for my brother, second brother, you should leave immediately and go home to see!" ”
Seeing that Lin Yu said so cautiously, Qiao Feng's face sank, he was a Khitan, and it was an unchangeable fact at this time, and there were countless people in the rivers and lakes who had enmity with the Khitan.
If these people knew Qiao Feng's identity as a Khitan, they would naturally not dare to seek revenge on Qiao Feng, but they would definitely transfer this hatred to his parents and master.
Thinking of the key here, Qiao Feng was not hypocritical, and said goodbye to Lin Yu with a fist: "Big brother, Qiao Feng will go home and visit his parents, but the teacher is ......"
"Don't worry, go to the Shaolin Temple in person for the brotherhood and support Master Xuanku!" Lin Yu gave Qiao Feng a reassuring look.
"Okay, Qiao Feng thanked the eldest brother and said goodbye!"
Qiao Feng was quick and decisive, and after saying goodbye to Duan Yu, he went out, and said goodbye to Zhu Dancheng and others outside, and then left.
As soon as Qiao Feng left, Zhu Danchen entered the house, he looked puzzled at the moment, and when he saw Lin Yu, he asked, "Lin Gongzi, what is Miss Zhong doing in the dog cave?" ”
"......." Of course, Lin Yu knew what Zhong Ling was doing, but he couldn't tell him directly, and he was just about to fool the past with a few casual words.
But at this time, there were suddenly a few dog barks outside, and then, Zhong Ling was heard screaming and running upstairs.
After entering the house, she saw Lin Yu and cried: "Brother Lin, Ling'er was bitten by a dog, woo, her hand hurts!" ”