The phone rang in my pants pocket, and I just pulled it out, and before I could see who it was, the young policeman had already snatched it up.

I said, "Officer, how are you robbing people?" ”

Young policeman: "Less!" Your every move now is under surveillance, and I have the right to investigate everything about you. ”

I said, "Can't even answer the phone?" In the performance of your official duties, a good citizen like me, I will definitely cooperate. But you also have to enforce the law impartially, otherwise, I will shout, and there will definitely be many students who are willing to watch. Now that the Internet is so developed, maybe someone secretly took a picture of it and then uploaded it to the Internet. Officer, I just want to answer the phone, and besides, I've read a lot of books, and I especially like the type of police solving cases. I'm a suspect at best, and it's not in accordance with the rules for you to do this. ”

The young policeman raised his hand and was ready to beat me.

The middle-aged policeman grabbed him, shook his head slightly, and said, "Give him the phone, this is the school, go back to the bureau." ”

The young policeman glared at me fiercely and threw his phone over: "Turn it on hands-free!" We're going to listen to all your calls. ”

The caller ID is: Sister Meiniu.

I'm happy!

Okay, since you want to hear it, then I'll turn on the hands-free.

Yan Wushuang's domineering voice came: "I haven't answered the phone for so long, boy, what bad things are you doing?" ”

Me: "Sister, it's not that I don't want to pick it up, it's really a little busy." ”

Yan Wushuang: "What are you busy with in the middle of the night?" What's the matter? Two hands jerking off? ”

"I'm dizzy!"

Yan Wushuang: "Faint fart, I won't give you artificial respiration if I faint my sister." ”

Me: "Sister, you called me in the middle of the night just to tease me?" ”

Yan Wushuang: "Ha...... Sister, am I such a boring person? Sister has something to do! ”

Me: "What's the matter?" ”

Yan Wushuang: "I'm here to check the post." ”

Me: "......"

Yan Wushuang: "Let's see if you're lying, didn't you say in the afternoon that you would be excited and couldn't sleep at night?" My sister came to check on and see if she missed me. ”

Me: "............"

Yan Wushuang: "Haha, my sister is very satisfied now." But good brother, let's go to bed early, too much masturbation is not good for the body. ”

Me: "Sister, I didn't masturbate." ”

Yan Wushuang: "Yo he...... Changzhi is angry, huh? Isn't my sister beautiful enough? ”

Me: "People have to be beautiful as their name suggests." ”

Yan Wushuang: "Could it be that my sister is not in good shape?" ”

Me: "It's convex, it's exquisite, it's like a goblin." ”

Yan Wushuang: "Then you still don't masturbate?" No way...... No way...... This is simply the greatest insult to me. The old lady ordered you, now open the ......"

Me: "......"

Me: "Sister, I don't hear your voice right, your tongue is big, drunk?" ”

Yan Wushuang: "Fart!" A pound of liquor, can you get my sister drunk? The old lady is sober. Kick it off? Why don't you shout twice to cheer you up? ”

Me: "......"

I don't know what stimulated Yan Wushuang. But I dare to pack the ticket 100%, this big beauty must be drunk. Otherwise, although she was swaggering in front of me, she definitely didn't reach the point of being so unrestrained.

I asked, "Sister, where are you?" ”

Yan Wushuang: "You want to come over?" Ha ha...... Come on, I'm at home. You come here, sleep in the old lady's room, and that old Hades to death. ”

Who is Old Hades? It doesn't matter anymore, as long as she's at home, it's safe.

I said, "Sister, I'm busy here, so I won't tell you yet." ”

Yan Wushuang: "Hey...... You kid dare to hang up the phone and try? The old lady will go to your school and get you out now. Whip candles wait! ”

I was full of black lines and lowered my voice: "Sister, you speak...... Be careful, there's an outsider next to me. ”

Yan Wushuang: "What are you afraid of?" I'm not afraid, but you're a little pervert. Just those hairy boys in your dormitory, dare to laugh at the old lady and try it, and shoot them in minutes. ”

Me: "I'm not in the dorm right now, I'm outside......"

Yan Wushuang interrupted me: "Which little girl are you dating?" ”

Me: "What a little girl, it's a policeman, isn't this just about to send me back to the bureau to torture me to extract a confession?" ”

Yan Wushuang: "What did you say?" It's the other way around! Tell my sister, who is it? Grandma is a bear, dare to bully my Yan Wushuang's younger brother, and my mother beat him to death! The old lady wants to find a hundred people to chop him up and feed it to the dogs...... The old lady wants to ......"

The more I talked, the more outrageous it became, and I quickly hung up the phone. It is estimated that if Yan Wushuang talks for a while, she can drive a bomber to blow up the Xiyang City Police Station.

The two policemen didn't interject from beginning to end, for Mao?

Because the two of them are now confused!

The middle-aged policeman's face was pale and genuinely terrified. The young policeman rolled up and down in his Adam's apple and kept spitting.

It was half loud, and the two of them were still motionless, staring at each other with wide eyes.

I said, "Thank you two officers for letting me answer this call, since you are so amiable, I should cooperate with you too, right?" Let's go, I'll go back to the bureau with you. ”

The middle-aged policeman is still in the circle: "Just ...... Just now...... ...... of the call Be...... Is it Yan Wushuang? ”

I nodded.

The young policeman swallowed two more mouthfuls of saliva and asked, "Is it really Yan Wushuang?" ”

I nodded.

The middle-aged policeman kicked him on the waist and scolded with a black face: "What are you still dangling with handcuffs?" Hurry up and pack it up! ”

The young policeman hurriedly put the handcuffs on.

The middle-aged policeman squeezed out a smile on his face that was more ugly than crying, and said to me: "Brother Huangquan, I'm really sorry, a misunderstanding!" Ha ha...... It's all a misunderstanding! ”

Little Policeman: "Yes...... The flood washed the Dragon King Temple, and they were all a family. Sorry! I'm really sorry! ”

I said, "Officer, although I am Yan Wushuang's younger brother, I still hope to prove my innocence, please arrest me and take me to the police station as soon as possible, focus on it, and interrogate me well." Besides, what a bad impact you have when you do this......"

I bit the two key words very hard, just like the young policeman just now.

The little cop was embarrassed.

It's still a middle-aged policeman who can do things, and he is called a beautiful person when he speaks: "Brother Huangquan, don't worry, we will definitely enforce the law impartially, and we will never let go of any bad person, and we will never wish for a good person." Everything must be in accordance with law enforcement procedures, Chen Jian's death time was at 0:00 in the evening, and at 0:00, you were in the dormitory, there were witnesses, and your suspicion had been ruled out. ”

I asked, "So I don't have to go to the police station?" ”

Middle-aged policeman: "No, no...... If I need a confession in the future, I will ask someone to come. At that time, I'm afraid I'll have to waste a little bit of Brother Huangquan's time. ”

Me: "It's okay, it's okay, it's the duty of every good citizen like me to cooperate with the police in carrying out their official duties." Rest assured, two officers, I'm on call! ”