Chapter 30 I'm afraid I'm going to die of laughter
Not very hard?
Del almost spurted out a mouthful of old blood.
If you don't work very hard, you almost can't get up with a kick for labor and management, if you use all your strength, labor and management can't be half of your body?
His face twitched slightly, and then he shook his head: "It's okay, let's continue." ”
'Bang'
He flew upside down again, slammed into the wall, and slid down the wall to the ground.
"Mommy...."Del got up from the ground tremblingly, and then yelled at Ilia, "Why the hell are you kicking me again!! ”
“.... Didn't you say continue....." Ilia shrunk her head and looked aggrieved.
Del tilted his head and thought about it, it didn't seem to be wrong, huh?
"I said continue, but I didn't say start, and when I said start, it was the beginning." Del emphasized.
Illya nodded cutely: "Well, I know!" ”
Judy couldn't stand it anymore: "Del, you go back to your seat first, and I'll test Illya for myself." ”
Del grinned,, so don't you suffer these two feet in vain?
But now that Judy had spoken, he obviously didn't have a chance, so he had to sit back in his seat with his stomach covered and grinning.
"Alright, come on, attack me with all your might, and use all the fighting techniques I taught you before." Judy walked up to Ilia and said softly.
"Yes, Miss Judy." Illya nodded, her delicate little face contemplated.
Ilia threw a punch towards Judy's chest, Judy's face remained unchanged, and her elbow was bent, and although the punch was extremely fast, she easily blocked it.
Then Judy's long legs swept towards Ilia's shoulder, Ilia bit her lip, then turned around, pressed her arm down, grabbed Judy's long leg kicked, and then kicked at Judy's soft knee.
Judy's face remained unchanged, and with a slight twist of her body, she withdrew her legs, and then easily parried Ilia's menacing kick.
Ji Wuye hid under the seat and watched quietly, feeling a little bored, he could see that Ilia was completely going all out, but every attack was easily defused by Judy, and the two were not at the same level at all.
And Judy had room from beginning to end, otherwise Elia would have been defeated.
This is actually a show of teachers educating students.
Ji Wuye didn't bother to continue watching, and directly took advantage of everyone's attention to be attracted, and then quickly ran out of the classroom and headed towards the bear child's class.
Now the most important thing is to learn the language, and the rest is secondary.
After coming to the bear child's class, Ji Wuye found a corner to hide, and then quietly began to listen to the teacher's lecture, he is a beautiful boy who loves to learn, and he only has learning in his heart!
"Shi Senming, you use the 'but' in Yinyao to make a complete sentence in Yinyao." Mr. Thor took a sip from the glass next to him and looked under the podium.
"Utopon's eggs are red." Shi Senming stood up and said righteously.
Thor's arm holding the glass of water trembled slightly: "Shi Senming...."
"Mr. Thor, I made up the sentences so beautifully, so you were so moved that you couldn't speak?" Shi Senming looked puzzled.
"No, I think you're a king and a lamb gnawing shit, and you can't tell the priorities." Thor looked at the sky forty-five degrees with a sad expression.
"Teacher, didn't you say 'eggs are'? I think I've made it well. Shi Senming's face was puzzled.
Thor gave him a faint look, "Can you tell me that environmental factors and genetic factors are the same thing?" ”
"I think so, Mr. Thor, if I look like my dad, it's genetics, if I look like my neighbor, it's the environment, my dad and my neighbor are human." Shi Senming grinned and nodded heavily.
Thor's fingers trembled, and he almost fell off the glass in his hand.
Because he suddenly felt that this bear child was quite reasonable!
He felt that his lessons in the past few years had been taught in vain, and it was better to start his life all over again.
"You use the word 'milk' to create a complete Chihui language." Thor decides not to continue with the bear child on this issue.
He felt that if he continued to struggle with this bear child on this issue, he would probably doubt his life.
Shi Senming nodded: "My bedroom is very milky, I often feel that there is no extra space, it is only 10 square meters [***]. ”
'Smack. The glass of water in his hand fell to the ground, and Thor turned pale.
"That's how you made up sentences for me?" Thor's voice trembled.
"Teacher, in the last class, you said that in Chihui language, the word 'milk' means 'small' in many ways, so I made a sentence completely according to what you taught in the last class." Shi Senming looked at Thor suspiciously.
"What about that?" Thor was speechless.
"My mother once took me to a third-tier city, where there are a lot of [***]. Shi Senming tilted his head and thought about it, and spoke softly.
"Another word?" Thor felt as if his body had been hollowed out, and his body slumped limply on his seat.
Shi Senming's brows furrowed deeply, and he shook his head for a long time: "Teacher Thor, I really can't think of it, and I'm about to break my ***." ”
"Shi Senming...."Thor stood up tremblingly: "Don't say it's my student when you go out in the future, I thank you for your eighteenth generation ancestor!" ”
Ji Wuye, who was hiding in the corner, laughed with belly cramps, nnd, this bear child is too uncute, fortunately he is not the teacher of this bear child.
Otherwise, we have to give this bear child a deep transformation and teaching, and end his doubtful life.
"But you're my teacher, aren't you? Didn't you teach us not to lie? Shi Senming's face was puzzled.
It seems to be very puzzled why Thor doesn't let himself say that he is his student.
That's a fact!
Some time ago, Mr. Thor also taught himself that lying is not a good child, why did he let himself lie in the blink of an eye?
Sure enough, the adults are all eels.
"Shi Senming.... You sit down for me, I don't want to hear you again! Thor stood up and said weakly.
"Oh, okay, teacher." Shi Senming nodded and sat back in his seat obediently.
"Okay, I'm going to teach you how to read and read sentences, and although some guys make the teacher unhappy, you have to love what you do..... " Thor continued.
He was only halfway through his sentence when Shi Senming interrupted him suspiciously: "Teacher Thor, who is the group?" Is that your girlfriend? What a strange name, this name feels a bit like the style of the Silver Yao Interstellar Federation, is your girlfriend a Silver Yao person? ”
Ji Wuye clearly saw that Thor's facial muscles twitched violently....
"Shi Senming! Call your mom to me in the afternoon! I have to talk to her again! Thor growled.
"It's called... Why are you so fierce..."Shi Senming shrank his head.
Ji Wuye was already laughing with belly cramps next to him, and he felt that maybe he should change to a bear child's class.
Otherwise, if you don't learn the language perfectly, you will laugh yourself to death first, but the gains outweigh the losses.
(PS: Thank you for the tips from the students of 'Boring Life'.) )