Chapter 34 Good Intentions Be Donkey's Liver and Lung

"Yin Mingyue !!" Even if Zhou Zhengren is stupid, he no longer understands what the "pear blossom pressing begonia" means in the back, and now he has added the first three sentences "Fourteen ladies and forty langs, white hair and red makeup, and mandarin ducks are made into double nights", if he doesn't understand, he will really become a fool!

Knowing that he had been tricked by Yin Mingyue, he lost more than two taels of silver in vain, and couldn't help roaring: "Yin Mingyue!! Do you dare to laugh at my dad with a glamorous word? My father's hair is black, where are the 'pear blossoms' and 'gray hair'!! Yin Mingyun is not 'red makeup' and 'begonia!! ”

Yes, the child can be taught, and he actually knows the extension meaning of pear blossoms and begonias, pear blossoms are white, and the white hair alludes to the old man; The begonia flower is red, and the red makeup alludes to the concubine, Zhou Zhengren actually understands it, which shows that although he is not experienced in the affairs of this man and woman, he is also well versed in it.

Mingyue raised her eyebrows and shook her head, and spit out her little tongue, obviously convinced that Zhou Zhengren didn't dare to say it to anyone, even if she did, no one would believe that a peasant girl who had not been out of the cabinet could make a neat and harmonious rhyme, so angry that Zhou Zhengren was like a toad with a big mouth.

Mingyue didn't care about coaxing, and walked to the dining room first, Zhou Zhengren was unwilling to chase after him, and he had the posture of asking Mingyue for an explanation.

The people in the dining room sat down, and when Mingyue came in, she happened to have a head-to-head touch with Mingyun, Mingyun raised his eyebrows, lifted his wrist, and stroked the silver head on his head, and the gold and silver colors echoed, flashing Mingyue's eyes couldn't help but narrow.

In order not to let Mingyun think that she was calculated by herself, Mingyue showed an expression of envy, jealousy, and hatred at the right time, and her eyes were about to stare into the gold bracelet.

Mingyun rolled his eyes with satisfaction, an expression of a high-ranking person looking at the ants under his feet, Shi Shiran sat beside Zhou Susu, and smiled at Zhou Susu with a warm spring-like smile, Su Su returned a face as cold as a glacier, turned his head to the side, and ignored Mingyun.

Mingyue felt secretly amused, and sat down next to the stool next to Mingxia.

Zhou Zhengren then also ran in, just now in front of Mingyue there was a picture of a monkey jumping up and down, and when he entered the dining room, he immediately had a pure heart and few desires like Tang Seng, looking at his nose and nose, and he was completely settled, especially squinting at Zhou Sui, for fear that Zhou Sui would notice his existence.

Yin Xian's face was like ink, staring at Mingyun in wedding clothes and Mingyue in regular clothes, and finally knew about the bride's bag being dropped, and looked at Zhou Su with an unhappy expression, but Zhou Ji didn't even glance at her.

Yin Xian looked at Song'er behind Mingyun again, and Song'er hurriedly lowered her head, looking like she had done something wrong.

Although this matter is wrong, it is a foregone conclusion, and it will not help.

Yin Xian sighed lightly, picked up a bowl of bird's nest that had been placed in front of Mingyue's table, and handed it to Mingyun with his own hands, the sickly face also pretended to smile like a summer flower: "Mingyun, I didn't expect you to fall in love with the lawyer at first sight, in the future, our aunt and niece will serve the lawsuit well, and the aunt will never treat you badly." ”

Mingyun replied like a mosquito, and was about to drink the bird's nest, but Mingyue frowned, next to Mingyun, she obviously smelled that the bird's nest was different from what she had drunk in her previous life, and it seemed to be mixed with a smell of medicinal herbs.

Reaching out to stop Mingyun Tang's hand like a surge of qi and blood, a few drops of bird's nest porridge spilled out and splashed on his wrist, Mingyue ignored the pain, but his hand did not let go.

Mingyun didn't feel guilty at all, seeing that Mingyue stubbornly refused to let go, she raised her hand and hit Ming's scalded hand, and said angrily: "What to rob, there is no part of you at all!! ”

Mingyue's already reddened hands became even redder, and Mingyue was also angry, and replied coldly: "Not all rich things are good things, don't be like a dog, give what you eat!! ”

Mingyun angrily picked up the bird's nest porridge, scooped it with a spoon, drank it happily, showed Mingyue the bottom of the empty bowl and said: "I'll drink it, you poor sour will never be able to drink, get out of my house in a while, never come!! "It's like I'm the hostess here.

Yin Xian stared at Mingyue with inky eyes, his eyes shining, and finally turned into tenderness, and said to Mingyun: "Yun'er, don't treat guests like this in the future, you must look like a housewife." ”

Mingyun suddenly calmed down like a bird, she usually still knows a little bit of proportion, only in front of Mingyue, she always can't calm down, and she is easily provoked.

The king of Hades wants you to die in the third watch, how can you be allowed to go to the fifth watch, Mingyue sighed, she couldn't stop it if she wanted to, and her kindness was treated as a donkey's liver and lungs. Then the eyes look at the nose, and the nose looks at the heart.

Yin Xian was satisfied that Mingyue didn't say anything more, handed a small jar of wine to Mingyun, and said with a smile: "You pour the wine for the master, this is the garlic wine that the master must drink every day." ”

Mingyue's eyelids jumped twice, and she deliberately sniffled, and sure enough, she smelled a smell of garlic.

Mingyue looked at Mingyun with sympathy, a man who drinks garlic wine every day, and has a "negative distance" contact with her every night, this taste is really sour.

Garlic wine is an ancient home remedy, Mingyue also occasionally saw it when collecting novel materials, it has an aphrodisiac effect, although it has been brewed in wine, but this taste is really disagreeable.

Mingyue really wants to pick a big finger to worship this ancient! Who said that the ancients were conservative? Not reserved at all, okay? Last night just turned the dragon upside down, this morning the woman drank the "added" bird's nest, and the man continued to "aphrodisiac", which is really exhaustive and exhaustive for human reproduction!

Mingyun poured a bowl of wine with a red face, moved the lotus step lightly, handed it to Zhou Yi, and whispered softly: "Brother-in-law, drink." ”

Zhou Yu continued to stare at Mingyun, Mingyun understood, gave a new salute, bit his lower lip, and said in a voice like a mosquito: "Master, drink." ”

Zhou Yi listened to it with a fluttering heart, took the wine, and drank it all.

He hugged his fists and said to everyone at the table: "I didn't expect that I could fall in love with Mingyun at first sight, big brother, don't worry, although Mingyun is a concubine, Ah Xian is not in good health, and she will rely on Mingyun to help her in charge of the feed in the future." ”

Yin Jin was immediately flattered, and hurriedly waved his hand, feeling that it was inappropriate, and nodded again.

Last night, he heard from the Zhai family that the Zhou family wanted to make Ji Na Mingyue a concubine, and straighten it out after Yin Xian's death, and the most important thing was that there was a dowry of fifty taels of silver.

After hearing this, he was crazy with jealousy, thinking why it wasn't her daughter Mingyun. When Yin Xian married the little merchant Zhou Sui, he was reluctant and resentful of his mother's family, as if he was like the Zhou family's tiger, he made the silver tight, and it hurt to spend a penny on his mother's family.

Yin Jin doesn't regret it, if he didn't choose Mingyue and Mingyun to marry, his father-in-law, Lao Taishan, would definitely eat fragrant and spicy food, and live a good life, the Zhou family's silver is his silver, the Zhou family's house is his house, and the Zhou family's slaves and maids are his slaves, so he can do whatever he wants...... How nice that would be.

After only one night's work, his dream came true, Mingyun really ran to Zhou Sui's couch, and early in the morning, a picture of a rich lady appeared, Mingyue was still a poor and sour country girl, such a contrast, I really wanted to make people laugh.

Breakfast is very simple, three or four plates of side dishes, three plates of steamed buns, a bowl of egg soup, Rao is so, everyone in the Yin family eats very fragrant and full.

Everyone put down their chopsticks, the table was removed, and the tea was served, Zhou Zhengren, who had been apprehensive, finally breathed a sigh of relief, thinking that it was also beneficial for the guests to come, at least Dad forgot to ask about schoolwork.

Fortunately, Zhou Su had already said: "Zhengren, how many generations have the Yin family and the Zhou family, so you are the one who went to the academy to do learning, make a poem for your uncle, second uncle and cousins, and let your brothers and sisters take you as an example." ”

Zhou Zhengren suddenly felt five thunderbolts, and his already nervous knotted head was already convulsive and couldn't think.

To say that this Zhou Zhengren is afraid of Zhou Zhengren, or with his cleverness, he can completely recite a poem that Mr. asked him to memorize, just mess around with these "illiterates", but he can't think of anything, just remember the song "Fourteen Brides and Forty Lang" said yesterday Mingyue morning!!

I didn't say anything about the meridian for a long time, I snicked at Mingyue nervously, raised my palm, and pulled my hair in a chic way, opened my palm, shook my five fingers, and squeezed my eyebrows at Mingyue.

Mingyue knew that this week Zhengren wanted to spend another five taels of silver to buy poems, which was extremely cost-effective, so he nodded slightly, half-covered his lips with his hands, opened his mouth exaggeratedly, and said the poems that were familiar to him in his previous life word by word.

Zhou Zhengren usually has a little cleverness, and at this time he played it to the fullest, this sentence, he only read it once and wrote it down, it was clearly "the spring breeze and the south bank of the Green River," and he was quite satisfied and continued to look, Yin Xian had already glanced at the two, Mingyue didn't dare to continue to move, so she had to pretend to drink tea to cover up the embarrassment.

Zhou Zhengren was so anxious that he was angry, it was useless to squeeze his eyebrows at Mingyue, he seemed to be pacing with contemplation, which really made him think of a rut, and smiled at Zhou Zheng: "Dad, I came up with it, listen, describe the beautiful scenery of spring." ”

Zhou Zhengren raised his eyebrows and shook his head with a student's demeanor: "The spring breeze is on the south bank of the Green River, and a pear tree presses the begonias. ”

Mingyue almost laughed out loud, but she didn't expect it to be okay to put together a poem like this.

Zhou Zheng praised and nodded frequently, and everyone praised one after another, and Zhou Zhengren barely passed the test.

Yin Xian had already observed the small movements between Mingyue and Zhou Zhengren, frowned, and said to Zhou Zhengren: "Zhengren, you should go to the academy to study." ”

Zhou Zhengren breathed a long sigh of relief, and almost ran away from the dining room, how embarrassed his back looked.

Mingyue actually wanted to catch up, although she only told Zhou Zhengren the first half of the poem just now, but it was worth two and a half silver, although there was no "great wealth" on Yin Mingyun's head and hands, but it was enough for his own family to eat eggs for a year to be well-off.

This week, Zhengren ran so fast, it was clear that he had escaped debts.