Chapter 90: The Humans of These Fish Lips
Lin Yinian and Qiao Xiaoyi are about to go crazy in Happy Valley!
Both of them are masters of the game, and they are not afraid of the excitement of the game at all, and they crush the hearts of all men, women and children with a proud attitude.
Lin Yinian has been accosted by countless men along the way, and Qiao Xiaoyi, a chubby and handsome chubby smasher, has many little girls who want to play with him.
Of course they refused!
The two of them came down from the dream top, and Lin Yinian felt a little regretful.
"If it weren't for you, I would have been able to do the super exciting Gumu Youlong."
Qiao Xiaoyi was also very aggrieved: "I am only a little short of the minimum height limit, obviously only a little bit ......"
"How much is a little bit?" Lin Yinian's dissatisfied pouting was obviously nearly twenty centimeters!
Qiao Xiaoyi: Can you not sprinkle salt on his wounds in ......?
Lin Yinian lowered his head and rubbed Qiao Xiaoyi's chubby face.
"Little one, let's strive for vertical development rather than horizontal development."
Qiao Xiaoyi: "......" This is not just about sprinkling salt, but putting a soldering iron on the wound!
Lin Yinian did not have any consciousness as an elder.
"Little one, although we are all prone to obesity, we have to keep our mouths shut and be a dignified fat smash!"
"I received 10,000 critical hits" Qiao Xiaoyi clutched his chest in pain: "Don't say it, don't say it!" ”
Another man approached and accosted: "Beauty, your brother is so cute".
Lin Yinian looked at the other party, he looked ordinary, had a good figure, his clothes were popular niche fashion brands, and his economic foundation was good.
However, without any economic foundation, ordinary men don't dare to come up and talk, after all, whether it is Lin Yinian or Qiao Xiaoyi's clothes, they are worth a lot of money.
"Thank you sir for the compliment, this is my son".
The man's smiling face froze instantly, as if he had eaten a fly.
"Huh...... You look like a recent college graduate."
Lin Yinian is twenty-three years old, and she is indeed a college student who has just returned from studying abroad, but she will not take trouble to explain this.
"Sir, you are really good at talking, I am thirty-three years old today."
The man's face instantly turned gloomy.
"Well, sorry to interrupt ......"
After solving the trouble, Qiao Xiaoyi was tentative.
"Yi Nian, do I want to cooperate with you next time to call Ma Ma?"
Lin Yinian waved his hand magnificently: "No, I can solve these fish-lipped humans alone."
Qiao Xiaoyi couldn't say whether he was happy or lost, and responded lightly: "Oh."
Suddenly, Lin Yinian looked down at Qiao Xiaoyi curiously.
"Little one, take the liberty of asking, how old is Ling Tang?"
"Am I numb?" The Chinese language and culture are broad and profound, and Qiao Xiaoyi understands them comprehensively.
Lin Yinian nodded, and did not forget to popularize science: "Ling is what you mean, Ling Tang is to ask your mother, Ling Zun is to ask your father" Lin Yinian returned to China at the age of sixteen, because he didn't know much about Chinese culture, but he made a lot of jokes.
Qiao Xiaoyi's mood was a little low: "I don't know, but I've heard Baba say that Ma Ma died since I was a child."
Lin Yinian frowned and hurriedly apologized.
"Excuse me, bring up your sadness".
"It's okay" Qiao Xiaoyi smiled and shook his head: "I've knocked on the side, my Ma Ma is younger than Baba, and now my father is twenty-seven years old, and I think Ma Ma is about twenty-five years old."
couldn't bear to see Qiao Xiaoyi sad, and Lin Yi changed the topic without a trace.
"It's so fun here, how about we go back after the night game?"
Qiao Xiaoyi also feels that it is very fun here, usually Baba doesn't have time to take him out to play, since this is the case, it is better to have a good time.
"Good".