Chapter 214: It's embarrassing

Tall!

This is the first impression.

The new counselor is at least 1.7 meters tall and has a pair of pencil heels. Black stockings, hip-hugging skirt. A white shirt on his upper body, his chest is bulging so much that he almost bursts!

I'll go!

Peerless good breasts!

This breast, I'm afraid only my sister-in-law can fight with her.

Looking up, the sandalwood mouth and nose, the phoenix eyes are full of peach blossoms, the face of melon seeds, and the light makeup is painted, delicate and capable, but also enchanting. Wearing a pair of black-rimmed glasses, you can't help but think of the female teacher in the island country's elementary movie.

Two words: beautiful!

It's a stunner. Especially the long legs wrapped in black stockings, after stepping on high heels, they look taller and taller. This figure is enough to be ashamed of the model who died a lot.

But it's not as exaggerated as Fat Man and Four Eyes say.

This woman should only be in heaven, how many times can I see it in the world?

Hehe......

Not to mention anything else, my aunt Linglong and my godsister Yan Wushuang are as good as counselors.

The twin sisters are too young, but in time, after three years and two years, they will definitely be better.

Fight temperament cold and sexy, my sister-in-law can abuse her and cry in minutes.

That's wool!

There is also a benefit to seeing too many beautiful girls, that is, it is very immune to beautiful women.

I admit that the counselor is in our class and in our school, and they can be regarded as the No. 1 beauties in the sky, but I'm not in the mood to pick up girls right now.

These days, my mind is full of neon clothes. She took away the zombie king and stood still, what are she going to do?

Aside from Ni Dress, what I think about the most is the mysterious man hiding in the shadows. She seduced me with paper figures, and for what?

When I don't think about these conspiracies, I can't help but think about my sister-in-law and my aunt.

Xiaomeng said, I've changed like a person, these days, I don't tease their sisters with a hippie smile, I laugh a lot, but there is always a little loss in my smile. I've become a bit reticent, and my jokes are a bit far-fetched.

When the counselor saw Jiu'er sitting on my lap, his brows furrowed, but he didn't say anything.

When I started the class, what she talked about should not be profound, but for me, a doll who has only just come into contact with a mobile phone and came out of the mountains, it is undoubtedly similar to a book from heaven.

I lost interest in listening to the lecture, holding the pen and scribbling on the textbook.

Drawing and drawing, the ghost makes the gods send, and I think of Linglong.

I suddenly realized that she had been here for so long, and I had never taken a picture with her, and I didn't have a picture of her in my phone.

I decided to draw one for her.

I'm a student of the art department, I don't even need to look at the symbols, the black light is blind in one go, I'm so six, it's not easy to paint her portrait?

Obviously, I overestimated myself.

More than twenty minutes later, in the blank space, there was a "masterpiece" of mine, a portrait of a person.

The upper circle is the head, the lower ellipse is the body, the two vertical lines below are the long legs, and two exaggerated balls are drawn on the ellipse, and I won't describe the facial features on the face.

Jiu'er covered her mouth and snickered.

The fat man sitting next to me poked his head over, took a look, and was shocked: "I'll go!" Who is this monster? ”

I laughed and scolded: "Ma Dan, what eyes? Brother painted a big beauty. ”

The fat man held his chin, snatched the textbook, looked at it carefully, and nodded sincerely: "Not bad, this level, in the kindergarten class, can definitely be regarded as the upper middle level." Although it is very abstract, it is simple and a few strokes, and the characteristics of beautiful women have been highlighted. Super long legs, super super big breasts. Tsk, this figure ...... It's comparable to Teacher Dugu. No way! You kid can't draw, it's Teacher Dugu. What about clothes? What about clothes? You're too sexy, don't you paint clothes for Mao......"

"Bring it!"

At this moment, a cold voice suddenly sounded behind him.

The fat man shuddered with fright.

I looked back and the counselor was standing behind us, and she had clearly heard what the fat man had said.

The fat man immediately handed my textbook with both hands, and this cowardly man looked like a great eunuch who was going to pay for it.

He sold me in one sentence: "Teacher Dugu, your portrait was painted by Huang Quan, and it has nothing to do with me." I'm criticizing him, I said that our teacher Dugu is so beautiful and perfect, how can you draw so ugly? ”

The counselor frowned, cold as ice, but the fat man looked like a nymphomaniac who had never seen the world.

The tutor took the textbook, carefully studied the drawings on it, and after a while, closed the textbook, held it in his hand, and had no intention of returning it to me.

She walked forward with her feet up, walked away a few steps, and suddenly turned back and asked, "What's your name?" ”

Me: "Yellow Springs." ”

Counselor: "After class, go to my office." ”

The fat man covered his mouth and smiled: "Damn!" Huang Quan, don't blame my brother for not giving you a chance, I'm here to create an opportunity for you to be alone with Teacher Dugu. Knowing that you are a good pickle, hurry up and get her! ”

Four-eyed sat in front of him, and glanced back at the fat man: "Damn!" I've never seen you so shameless, it's clearly Yin and Huangquan, which can be reversed by you...... But...... I like it. Hahaha...... It's a good show again. Our Dugu teacher is notoriously strict. Last time, Yang Wei was called to the office because he peeked at Teacher Dugu's leg, and he was severely criticized, Yang Wei said that he was going to doubt life, and he cried three times when he was scolded. ”

Do you want to rub it like this?

My head is full of black lines, some time ago, I sacrificed to luck, and it seems that it has nothing to do with good luck. How can you be so lucky?

Got into trouble on the first day of class?

But forget it, I don't want to argue with the counselor in class.

It's not a big deal, and I'm sure the counselor won't be furious over this little thing. Usually, the stricter a woman, the hotter her heart becomes. For example, my sister-in-law.

I waited until the end of class.

After class, I took Jiu'er to the counselor's office.

Her full name is Dugu Beauty.

It's classical, it's poetic, and it doesn't spoil the name.

Knock on the door and enter, it's an office for two people, facing each other, two desks. The office is large and there is a cubicle inside.

She was sitting at her desk with a cold face, flipping through the illustration in my textbook.

"Classroom, not kindergarten!" It was her first sentence, cold.

Jiu'er snorted arrogantly, turned her head away from her, put her arms around my neck, and lay in my arms.

I explained, "Teacher Dugu, this is my sister. Her parents have something to do these days, and there is really no place to go under special circumstances, so I will take care of them for a few days. ”

Dugu Beauty took a sip of water and prepared to start a criticism meeting.

But just then, a strange voice suddenly came from outside the office door.

"Nasty...... In broad daylight, they tease the world, and if they can't get up, go in quickly, and get ...... again."

Dugu Beauty and I stared at each other.

Someone outside was already twisting the doorknob.

Dugu Beauty was a little flustered, quickly pointed to the compartment, lowered her voice and said, "Hide in!" ”

We hid in the cubicles one after the other.

The front foot entered, and a pair of dog men and women entered the office on the back foot. Definitely the owner of another desk. I know that the person who taught us "Introduction to Chinese and Foreign Art" seems to be surnamed Zhang and a person Zhang, but it is very sassy.

Teacher Zhang and a man are full of passion.

The man said, "Teacher Zhang, I'm still a student, is it really okay for you to tease me so much?" ”

I'll go! Student?

Dugu Beauty and I widened our eyes more and more.

It's really embarrassing if this especially breaks someone's adultery.

Teacher Zhang: "I hate it...... You're embarrassed to say it. Yes...... In such a hurry, it started at the desk...... Don't, go to the cubicle, there is a bed for resting......"

I looked back and the compartment was not big, only seven or eight squares, with a single bed.

The devil knows why there is a cubicle in the special office, and why there is a bed in the cubicle......

The boy said, "Will Teacher Dugu come back suddenly?" ”

Teacher Zhang said, "Don't be afraid, she has two classes this morning. I inquired clearly, she still has something to do after class and will not come back. Little wolfdog, no one bothered us this morning. Hurry up, take people to the cubicle, people want to ......"

I'm going to it......

We've all given up our offices, what do you want?

You're in the cubicle, where are we hiding?

You can't go out at this time. Otherwise, not to mention the embarrassment, Mr. Zhang still thinks we did it on purpose.

Dugu Beauty was very anxious, looked at the bed and her eyes lit up, and said, "Quick! We hid under the bed! ”