I thought badly in my heart, whether I wanted to use this high-sounding reason, in order to kill demons and demons, in order to maintain peace in the world, and to have a fair and honest fight with Jiang Yuhan.

I can't estimate it!

First of all, I want to snap Jiang Yuhan doesn't seem to need to make excuses. That chick has been able to accept me, usually I am thick-skinned, and I can cook raw rice in minutes.

Secondly, now using this excuse to soak Jiang Yuhan is purely a snake to add to the snake, she knocked over the vinegar jar, and she was angry, I told her about this, with Jiang Yuhan's temper, she would definitely kick me out.

Forget it......

A gentleman picks up a girl, and there is a way to sleep.

Don't use this kind of indiscriminate means. Jiang Yuhan Bingxue is smart, and he must be able to see the crooked idea in my stomach.

It's better to get rid of the female ghost who hooks people's lives first.

I quietly opened my yin and yang eyes, looked towards Yang Wei, and became more and more sure of what I thought.

There are three lamps on the person, two on the shoulders and one on the forehead.

Normal people, if they extinguish a lamp, they may see ghosts and be entangled by ghosts.

Have you ever heard of what it means to blow the lamp?

It's not just the name of a novel.

The folk old people have a word of mouth, saying that in the middle of the night, when you walk at night, or when you sit alone in front of the computer to play, or when you play at night, or when you are reviewing and reading at night...... In short, in the dead of night, when you are alone, if you suddenly feel a chill in your back, a numbness in your scalp, as if there is something behind you, don't suddenly turn back.

Because at that time, there must be one hiding behind you, staring straight at you, waiting for an opportunity.

As soon as you turn around and scream and breathe, there is a good chance that the yang fire on your shoulders will be extinguished.

The ghost fools you into blowing out the lamp, this is the ghost blowing the lamp.

The sun fire is extinguished, the ghost is on the body, and the three souls and seven spirits are frightened, and they are seriously ill. I don't know how to die.

Now, the three lamps on Yang Wei's body are all dying, and the small flame is extremely weak, and if you gasp for breath, I am afraid that it will be extinguished.

I have a way to extinguish all three lamps for him, but in this way, he will be caught by a female ghost in the dark.

Now, I just need to wait for Yang Wei to die by himself, keep masturbating and masturbating, forcibly extinguishing the ashes, and extinguishing the three lights. Then the female ghost came, and I killed the female ghost.

No, no, no......

I could have helped him again. The sooner you attract the female ghosts, the sooner you get rid of them, the sooner Xiyang University will be safe.

I began to argue with him: "Ma Dan, you underestimate my brother too much, I'm the kind of person who needs to grab a girlfriend from others?" I just made such a move, and I don't know how many girls threw themselves into their arms every minute. ”

Yang Wei gave a thumbs up: "Although I know that you are pretending, I really have to accept it." In other words, twins are the school flowers of our school this year. You said that you kid, it's not that special, why did the sisters go out to rent a room with them? ”

I blinked, hehe~ smiled, lowered my voice and said, "Do you want to know the secret?" ”

Yang Wei's eyes lit up, and his head was like a chicken.

I hooked my fingers and said, "Actually, my brother's kung fu is very good." ”

Yang Wei: "I'm also amazing!" I do it ten times a night. ”

Me: "Cut!" This can only say that you can't, just a few hours a night, except for the rest time in between, you only have a few minutes at a time out of ten times, what is there to show off? The kung fu I am talking about is another side, there are many tricks, many moves, long-lasting, violent and very, every time the girl can be cool, the girls try it once, absolutely happy, and always worship under the big bird of the brother......"

Yang Wei was excited: "Brother...... My own brother...... No, no...... Master...... Ask for teaching......"

I laughed and scolded: "Teach a yarn, read 300 Tang poems, and if you can't write poems, you can slip." As long as you do too much of this kind of thing, practice will naturally make perfect. ”

Yang Wei: "Master...... No, it must be wrong, how can you do it so many times when you're so young? ”

Me: "Look down on me? Hey...... It's not that I'm bragging, I'm in our village, I slept in a bed with the sisters next door at the age of four, I slept with a widow at the age of ten, I slept with a sister at the age of twelve, and at the age of sixteen, I basically completed the hundred beheadings, and the maid was innumerable......"

Yang Wei pouted: "I'll go!" Can you not be so exaggerated? Grandma's, ten years old slept with a widow? Can you do it at a 10-year-old? Hurry up and say, what the hell can be done? ”

The fish took the bait.

I feigned embarrassment, scratched my head, and said, "Well, well, when you're a brother, I'll tell you secretly." Does Rouge Lane know? ”

Yang Wei nodded vigorously.

I said: "There is a 'Bibo Bathing and Sauna Club' in Rouge Lane, and there is a technician No. 26 in it, named Mimi, who has first-class kung fu, and I learned it from her." For a week in a row, he became a master. Ah...... The master is lonely, now...... Every night and the twins were ridiculous and couldn't satisfy my ......"

I'm not talking nonsense!

In this Bibo bathing and sauna club, Master Jia whispered in my ear at least ten times. The honey of the 26th is said twenty times. Every time honey is mentioned, it is called a light in the eyes.

Yang Wei's eyes are also shining now, but this product is a little hesitant: "But ......"

I patted him on the shoulder and grinned, "But what? Don't tell me you haven't even slept with Miss! Hahaha, you're not still a virgin, are you...... It's hilarious......"

Yang Wei's old face flushed: "Fart!" Says who? I think back then, I was also a wolf on the Fengyue field, known as the prodigal son viagra, and now I am just washing my hands in the golden basin. That's it, since the honey you said is so powerful, I'm going to see it......"

He was in a hurry to separate from me, and then ran outside in a hurry.

That Mimi, the kung fu is really good.

A student like Yang Wei, find her, and be eaten every minute. When the time comes, as soon as the three lights go out, the female ghost will definitely come to ask for Yang Wei's life. I'll be able to do it!

Okay, it's a bit too much to fool your classmates to ***, but the conscience of heaven and earth, I'm really here to save him. caught the female ghost who hooked up with him, and also saved more people.

I was holding Xiao Jiu'er and was about to follow along, when suddenly, someone in the corner called my name.

I looked sideways, staggered violently, and looked so bitter that my legs were a little weak.

It was Qing Juan and Yin Ziling who called me.

The two girls were sitting in the corner, eating. It shouldn't be stalking me, I've already finished eating, and it's obvious that I'm coming earlier than me.

It was only three or five meters away from my seat and Yang Wei's seat, and there were so many people that I didn't notice them at all.

Needless to say, the cowhide I bragged in front of Yang Wei just now, Qing Juan and Yin Ziling must have heard it clearly.

Yin Ziling smiled and said, "You don't have to look around, Sister Sister-in-law is not here!" ”

I breathed a sigh of relief, if Situ was here, it would be miserable today.

Qing Wan blinked her eyes and said with a wicked smile: "Brother, I can't see it, I slept with a widow at the age of ten, and I flew to the sisters of the family at the age of twelve, and now I am still playing with the twins every night." ”

I hurriedly said: "Two sisters, spare your life, I'm just bragging, don't tell Sister Sister Sister-in-law about this." ”

Qingwan: "Eh, we are good sisters with Sister Sister-in-law, and Sister Sister-in-law is our boss again." How dare Ling'er and I hide it from her......"

Yin Ziling: "That's it! Alas, I didn't expect you to be such a yellow spring. If Sister Sister-in-law knew, she didn't know how angry she would be. Huang Quan, let me tell you quietly, don't underestimate Sister Sister-in-law, she is not powerful now. That's because her strength is sealed nine out of nine. If she gets angry and the seal is broken, I think you will definitely have no brother at that time......"

I can see that these two girls, when they catch me, are trying to trap me.

Well, out of the way, I said, "What do the two sisters want me to do, just as told." ”

Qing Wan patted my face and said proudly: "Go up!" ”

Yin Ziling squinted her eyes, hehe smiled, with a cunning look of conspiracy, she leaned into my ear and whispered, "Don't be afraid, sisters just want you to enjoy the joy!" ”

ps: I'm sorry, there's something to do today, it's even late. But it's still three chapters, and there won't be less. Thank you all for your support.