I smiled and didn't answer. "What about you, Jin Er, what is your emotional experience?"

"I, I've always been in the phase of crush and masochism." Xu Zhengping said.

"I don't understand what this is." I say.

"Didn't I tell you? I came from a very remote and very backward small village, my family was poor, and when I was a sophomore in high school, I dropped out of school for a week because I couldn't pay for school uniforms. Just think about it, with such a family background, and the head has grown so big, how can you have the confidence to fall in love? So it can only be a crush. Xu Zhengping said.

"So you say that the poor have no love? Poor children are not qualified to fall in love? Cao Shuigen asked rhetorically.

"I once liked a female classmate when I was in my second year of junior high school, but I never confessed to her." Xu Zhengping was not in a hurry to answer Cao Shuigen's rhetorical question, but continued to talk to himself, "No, I don't dare to confess to her." Not to mention confession, I don't even dare to look at her, but she is really very good-looking, very charming, every night I lie in bed with her figure full of my mind, I think about her face, while tinkering with my own flowers. ”

"Hand touch?" Cao Shuigen said.

"yes, your expression is as if you've discovered a new world. Haven't you tinkered with your flowers? Don't fucking shake your head at me. Didn't I say I was masochistic? My favorite thing to do is tinkering with my own flowers. Xu Zhengping paused, because he had drunk too much wine, his eyes were bloodshot, "I'll tell you one thing, but, it seems, it's not suitable to say." That's it. ”

"What's too much, don't lose your appetite." Cao Shuigen said.

"Do you really want to hear it?"

"Just say it." I say.

"Then don't call me obscene. One night, when everyone else in the dormitory was out, my classmate who lived in my lower bunk suddenly called me down and asked me to admire his flowers. Can you think of it? And I saw that the flower was high-spirited and unrestrained, and it had fully bloomed. The guy didn't have any scruples and even asked me to stir his petals. I can't fucking say what it's like. Why did he believe in me like that! How can it be so straightforward!

Don't look at me arrogantly, I don't have as much courage as him, I can only hide alone in the quilt, hide in the woods, hide in the corner of a path and tinker by myself, but he thinks of asking others to tinker. It must have tasted very different. ”

"I didn't expect Jin Er to have this special experience." I say.

"I'm asking Jin San not to listen to me and make a fuss about it. That's what everybody has done. I also want to tell my brothers that because of low self-esteem, I have a strong desire to have a woman, which is why I have such a dirty character. Xu Zhengping dissected himself.

"Don't fucking describe yourself like that."

"Really, two brothers, I don't know why, my heart is really dark. Did you know? What I find most exciting is peeking, peeking at women taking a shower, peeking at flowers colliding violently with flowers. ”

"So you just got to school and you can't wait to walk around." I say.

"Yes, Konji is really cheeky. That night he was the one who stalked me and dragged me away. He thought that Jin Dae also had this hobby. Cao Shuigen said.

"No, it's not that I think Jin Dae has this hobby, I think all men in the world have this hobby. It's just that some people hide it deeply, and some people behave very bluntly. I'm just a very straightforward person. Did you know? Isn't it boring to always hide in the quilt and tinker with yourself, without a new imagination? I've drunk too much today, so I'm going to tell you a secret that I haven't been able to tell. Xu Zhengping picked up the cup only to find that the cup was empty. I tried to add him a drink, but he rationally refused.

"Secret?" Cao Shuigen said.

"Since it's a secret, I think it's best not to tell it." I say.

"It's fine. Anyway, we're brothers, aren't we? I ask you, have you ever seen a woman's nakedness? * of the kind. "Xu Zhengping looked at me and then looked at Cao Shuigen.

Cao Shuigen shook his head.

"I ...... Haven't seen it. I said.

"Then I ask you, tell me, is there any lush grass around the woman's flowers?"

"Don't be so obscene, okay?" I say.

"Do you say yes or no? Didn't we all study medicine? You have to know that. ”

"There must be. Didn't study mental hygiene? This is common sense. Cao Shuigen said.

"What do you say?"

"Yes. However, I heard that some women's flowers are like a light board around them, and they say that they are white tigers. I said.

"When I was fifteen or sixteen years old, I struggled with this for a long time. One summer, I helped my family cut rice and went to bathe in the river with the adults in the moonlight at night, and those adults also talked about it like us, but they were all married people, but they argued about it. Naturally, one of the men's wives had a bare board around the flowers, and he didn't believe that the other people's wives would be extremely lush around the flowers. Their argument piqued my curiosity greatly. ”

"So you got the idea of peeking at a woman taking a shower." Cao Shuigen said.

"yes. Why don't you see for yourself? Hearing is false, seeing is believing. Do you know which woman I'm peeking at? ”

"you. How do we know which woman you're peeking at? I said, "Don't sell it." ”

"I peeked at my sister-in-law taking a shower."

"Ahh We say. This was a real surprise to us.

"So you think I can peek at who is bathing? The room where I slept and the room where my eldest brother and sister-in-law slept were separated by several wooden planks that were glued together with newspaper. One evening, my sister-in-law brought the bathtub into her room, and I went into my room as well. Of course, the first time I did this, it was very entangled, but the sound of the water droplets falling into the bathtub when the sister-in-law twisted the towel clearly reached my ears, prompting me to overcome reason, and the strong curiosity prompted me to do something very unethical, I quietly broke the newspaper that stuck the gap in the wooden board, just like some heroes in the Water Margin wanted to give people incense to tear the paper that pasted the window, and then I leaned over, and the sister-in-law's posture was clearly displayed in front of me, fair-skinned, uneven, and the pair of full breasts stood proudly, In particular, the black and lush part of her made me believe that there was a lush grass near the woman's flowers. Xu Zhengping closed his eyes as he spoke, as if he had entered a reverie.

"Hey, hey, I said you shouldn't get too involved, okay?" I punched Xu Zhengping. Because I felt that my flowers suddenly swelled with desire.

Xu Zhengping opened his eyes, "Really, I really can't tell what kind of mood it is, what kind of feeling it is." Since then, I have been obsessed with peeking at my sister-in-law taking a bath. While frightened, he was tormented by conventional ethics, but he was extremely longing. Of course, this kind of thing can only happen every summer, and I often have to peek at a long time to prevent detection. But you know what? One summer, my sister-in-law turned into a bare board. ”

"How can there be such a thing?" Cao Shuigen said, "Will this still change? ”

"yes, I thought it was very strange and horrible at the same time. Okay, how did my sister-in-law become a light board? Why did her lush grass suddenly disappear? There is a saying among our older generation that the white tiger - that is, the woman with the bare board will eat men. The sister-in-law suddenly turned into a white tiger, wouldn't it be bad for the eldest brother? So I tossed and turned that night and couldn't sleep, and when I fell asleep, I had nightmares. I was so afraid that my eldest brother would be eaten by my sister-in-law, but I couldn't think of any way to tell my eldest brother about it, and every time I saw my sister-in-law, I always wanted to avoid it, and that summer passed so depressed. ”

"And then? What happened? Is there something wrong with your eldest brother? Cao Shuigen's curiosity was piqued.

"Yes, well, how did your sister-in-law become a white tiger? As for the fact that the woman of the white tiger will eat men, this is superstition, of course don't believe it. I said.

"How did you understand this at that time? I've always been worried about my eldest brother, and I've always been far away from my sister-in-law, but it's strange that nothing happened to my eldest brother, he and my sister-in-law are kind and loving, and they visit the village together every day with their newborn son. ”

"We're going to have to go to the library and look it up and see what the hell is going on?" I say. "It stands to reason that a person's hair and grass can't fall off cleanly."

"Oh, how did you think of looking up information?" Xu Zhengping was very disdainful.

"Jin Da is different from you, you come to mess around, he really came to study medicine." Cao Shuigen said.

"Then you use medical knowledge to explain and explain, what is the reason why my sister-in-law suddenly turned into a bare board?" Xu Zhengping asked provocatively.

"I want to know that I said I was going to look it up?" I asked rhetorically.

"Then you will continue to listen to me. In the summer of the following year, it was time for my sister-in-law to hide in her room and sit in the bathtub to take a bath, and it was time for me to peek at my sister-in-law taking a bath...... Guess what I saw? ”

"What do you see?" Cao Shuigen asked.

"Could it be that your sister-in-law's grass is lush again?" I say.

"Kim Dae is smart. You say it's strange or not, my sister-in-law's part is heavy and lush, which is really happy. My sister-in-law is no longer a white tiger. All of a sudden, I was in a happy mood. ”

"Then I deduce that your sister-in-law had a strange disease that year, and it was this disease that caused all her hairy grass to fall off, and when the illness was cured, the hairy grass naturally grew again." I say.

Cao Shuigen nodded frequently.

"It's not. You wouldn't have guessed. Didn't I remind you earlier? ”

"Did you prompt us?" Cao Shuigen asked.

"Earlier, I said that my eldest brother Dasou took his newborn son to the village to visit the door, this is the hint."

"What the fuck is that?"

"Are you saying that your sister-in-law's transformation into a white tiger has something to do with her giving birth to a child?" I asked.

"If you think about it, we all studied medicine. Don't be ignorant of this common sense. ”

"Oh Jin Er, please don't sell it." Cao Shuigen said.

"Actually, I didn't know at the time, but a few years later, a woman in the village gave birth to a child called a midwife, and I listened to the conversation between the midwife and the woman's mother-in-law and learned that when a woman gives birth, she must remove the lush grass."

"That's the reason. I don't care about you. ”

"I think Jin Er is a master storyteller, and he has a level." I am truly amazed.

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