Chapter 811: Relief
Han Chen swallowed: "...... All said...... It's a dowry. ”
"Don't perfunctory me. Yarisa snorted angrily, "Don't think I don't understand the hypocritical and cumbersome etiquette of your human beings. Even the nobles can't afford to give you such a big gift! I said, you don't owe me anymore, I don't need you to forgive any sins!"
A few words hit Han Chen's mind. If this gift is accepted, then the treasure house that Yalisha gives back to Han Chen will not make much sense.
After being silent for a while, Han Chen said: "Since you are so stubborn, then I have nothing to say." Take the cheats, and I'll have more gifts to give, the first being the dowry, and the second being the deal with your treasury. Grace is grace, revenge is revenge, my kindness to the orcs is over, and your hatred against me does not need to be erased, you can kill me at any time!"
Yarisa was stunned. After a while, she asked with a cold voice, "Are you really not afraid of death?"
"I'm afraid. Saying that, Han Chen had an expression that a dead pig was not afraid of boiling water: "But you may not be able to kill me." ”
Yarisa sneered, "Boy, don't regret it. ”
Han Chen sighed: "If I don't let you untie this knot, I will regret it!"
Yarisa was stunned again.
After saying this, it seemed that a heavy burden had been unloaded, and Han Chen breathed a long sigh of relief, and a sense of freedom and ease arose.
It's not Yalisha, he can indeed enjoy the joy of family, maybe he will live a dull life in Luojia City, but since fate has arranged for him to come here, why bother with the unchangeable past?
Rare the present, go to the heart's desire, and not be bound by the past, that kind of life is worth chasing, right?
Han Chen felt more and more relieved. Pushing away Erhe's big hand, Han Chen smiled and said, "It's hard to serve a little princess, where do I dare to ask for so much?"
The crowd laughed. The sudden heartiness surprised the high priest and the three high chiefs.
Han Chen arched his hand and said, "I don't know anything about the wedding of the orc clan, what to do depends on the arrangement of the high priest." ”
The high priest thought for a moment and said, "The orc gift is too simple, and it is really inappropriate for you, the head of the family, our great hero, to marry all with the orc gift. In this way, I have a little research on human customs, and I will follow the ritual of seventy percent of humans and thirty percent of orcs, so that we orcs can broaden our horizons, how about it?"
"Hahaha, it's very good, I approve it with both hands!" Erhe clapped his hands.
The high priest glanced at him angrily: "The parties have not agreed, what are you fooling about?"
Han Chen also felt fresh, and smiled: "I have no opinion." ”
"Then it's settled. The high priest turned to Yarisha, bowed, and said, "According to human custom, men and women are to worship their heads when they become married. But Brother Han's parents are far away in the human realm, and it is difficult to come here for a while. The Witch God is the teacher of the chief priest, and when they get married, they will be your family, so you should be the one to worship. ”
"Ahh
If you were someone else, Yalisha would agree without hesitation, but let the person who violated her worship herself as an elder, and now she has become a family, and if you have the opportunity to kill him in the future, it will be difficult to make excuses!
Han Chen was also confused. The culprit who killed his parents is his parents? How did this end up like this? It's all messed up!
"This ...... This ...... "Yarisa promised no, and neither did he not agree." She looked extremely embarrassed, and she lost her former calm and coldness.
The high priest thought that Yarisa would simply accept it, but she hesitated. A few people couldn't help but be a little strange, and the high priest said, "Lord Witch God, it's no problem to be Brother Han's parent, right?"
"Huh, I ...... This ......" Yalisha was forced to be annoyed and angry, and directly poured a spiritual sound wave into Han Chen's mind: "Stinky boy, you actually play this kind of trick!"
Han Chen said with a bitter face: "The conscience of heaven and earth, you have seen it, I didn't do anything, I didn't say anything, it was all their idea!"
"I ...... I ......" Faced with the questioning of the high priest and the three chiefs, Yarisa was red-faced and red-eared, and she was a little bit of a little daughter.
The high priest suddenly understood: "Oh...... I see!" The high priest patted his forehead again and again, "Why am I so confused? The witch god is unmarried, and he can't be a parent as a virgin." ”
Virgin?
The handle of the "Gla......" solid wood chair made Yarisa crush it.
"Ahem...... cough, cough, cough ......" Han Chen put his hand to his mouth and couldn't stop coughing.
The high priest didn't pay attention to the looks of these two people, and said to himself: "Oh, in this case, I have to come." As he spoke, he looked at Han Chen: "Brother Han, you won't dislike it, will you? Huh? What's wrong with you? Why is your face so red?"
Han Chen hurriedly said: "Ahhh......h I'm fine, I'm fine. This one...... It is my honor that the High Priest can marry me, and the High Priest will be the master of everything. ”
The high priest shook his head with a regretful look on his face and said, "Alas...... With your merits, it was originally the most suitable marriage for Lord Witch God, but it's a pity, it's a pity ......"
"Quack ......" The handle on the other side was also crushed by Yarisa.
Han Chen hurriedly said, "Ah...... Well...... This one...... Your Excellency High Priest, you can arrange it as you like, and I will go back and prepare first......" Without waiting for the High Priest and the others to speak, they disappeared as soon as they slipped through the smoke.
The wolf king sneered, "Quack...... Look at his anxious look...... "After a glance, he said in surprise: "Huh, Lord Witch God, why did your chair handle break like this?
Yarisa smiled bitterly, but didn't say a word. She stared blankly out of the hall, her eyes full of confusion......
When they heard that the Great Benefactor was going to marry the Chief Priest today, all the orcs were very excited. Under the mobilization of the high priest and Gulmu, the crowd worked together, and in less than half a day, an independent house was built for Han Chen, and even the surrounding ruins were cleaned up.
The structure of the orcs' houses is very simple, and Han Chen's villa, which is very luxurious in the eyes of the orcs, is estimated to be not much better than the houses in the slums in human society. But as far as Han Chen is concerned, he is not so particular about wandering.
Marriage requires a special dress, both human and orc. Fortunately, Draenor City actually has several sets of human dresses, although it is not the style of Jialanguo, but it can be used improvised. And what Mei Yingying wears is the traditional wedding dress of the orc clan.
According to the rules of human marriage, the groom must personally go to the bride's house to pick up his relatives, and everyone has to make it difficult before they can take the bride home. This custom is really interesting, all the orcs actually stood on Mei Yingying's side overwhelmingly, so that when Han Chen went to the Aozu Temple to pick up his relatives, he didn't even have a guide to guide him.
Good heart......
But what made Han Chen even more sad was that when he walked to Aozu Square alone, from the front to the entrance of the main hall, it was actually full of people standing in the black press. These hundreds of orcs were neatly arranged, staring at Han Chen with bright eyes, looking like they were facing a great enemy.
Han Chen swallowed a mouthful of saliva, and weakly asked the row of orc warriors in front of him, "...... you guys?"
A little orc came out and said loudly, "The high priest said that you have to pass us before you can marry our chief priest home!" ”
The orcs laughed. This little guy was the big kid Han Chen met in the tunnel, Han Chen couldn't help but scold: "I rely on you stinky boy, I saved you, are you doing this to your benefactor?"
The little orc said confidently: "One thing is one thing, if you want to marry our chief priest, of course, you have to test your sincerity, we can't break the rules because of your special status." ”
"What kind of test is this? This is clearly deliberately embarrassing! What the hell is breaking the rules?"
"Isn't that your human rule? ”
"Bullshit, the rule of human beings is that only relatives and friends can protect the bride, and you guys are all out of town!"
All the orcs spoke in unison: "We are all family!"
Han Chen: "......"
The other orcs couldn't bear it anymore and shouted one after another, "Hurry up, start quickly, how can you be such a mother-in-law when you marry a wife?"
"Okay! Who is afraid of whom? I will fight with you!" With a flick of his robe and a bundle of belts, Han Chen put on a posture of going up the knife mountain and going down the oil pot, and shouted: "Who will come first?"
"I'll come, I'll come, I've already thought about it!" A minotaur warrior couldn't wait to rush to the front and shouted at Han Chen: "A hundred push-ups, do it quickly!"
Everyone was stunned.
The orc scolded: "Stupid cow, is this a test of Maozi, have you eaten his benefits?"
"Get out of the way!"
"Traitor!"
Before Han Chen could finish it, the minotaur was beaten by the orcs and thrown into the ruins.
"I'm coming! look at me!" came a werewolf warrior. He clasped his hands to his chest and yelled menacingly, "A thousand push-ups, do ...... Ouch ......"
Before he finished speaking, he was kicked out by the orcs.
Han Chen finally completed the 1,100 push-ups, and before the person could stand up, a snake man warrior was already waiting in front of him: "Hmph, don't want to rest, I want you to do ......"
"Wait a minute!" Han Chen hurriedly interrupted him.
The snake warrior said dissatisfiedly, "What are you doing?
Han Chen stood up and said depressedly to the group of orcs who were gearing up: "How can this show be played like this? It's not a thousand or ten thousand, there are so many of you, I can't finish it in ten days!"
Well, when you think about it, he has a point. The crowd began to talk, "What then?"
"I've got a way to stump him!" a tusked orc of no race confidently stepped out. He glanced at Han Chen arrogantly, and suddenly drank: "What is 34 plus 47?"
The audience was in an uproar.
"It's advanced arithmetic!
"It's terrible! Now our heroes are in danger!"
"Well done!"
(End of chapter)