"Boss, boss, how can this thing be used!" Lu Shanhu held the tuft of hair.

"Don't worry, wait until it's dark."

This was wrong, and in the early hours of the morning, I was dumbfounded. I saw that the hustle and bustle outside the door was still there, and the neon lights were dazzling.

I can't help but sigh that a big city is a big city.

"Old Lu, close the doors and windows tightly, and I'll go to the backyard to do it."

"Okay~" Lu Shanhu looked excited, he hadn't slept well for a day since he saw the Daofa, thinking day and night that he could control the thunder and lightning, looking forward to me coming just like looking forward to his father.

I glanced at him, "Want to learn?" ”

"Uh-huh, I want to learn!"

I thought about it, it's time to cultivate the cultivation team, "What do you want to learn, thunder method, fire method, or escape method?" ”

"Refa, Refa, Refa! I want to be a new generation of lightning kings! Lu Shanhu looked fanatical, and he didn't know what influence he had when he was young.

Without thinking about it, I replied, "Well, I'll sort it out for you when I'm done." ”

"Good, good!" He nodded repeatedly, and the one-eyed almost fell out with joy.

Closed and solemn, I lit two candles, and the flames stood still, the flames shining on my face like zombies.

After reciting the conjuring spell, I pinched the talisman and wrapped my hair in it, rolled it into thin strips and inserted it into the head of the little straw man on the table.

With a single click, a fly's head glowed red from the top of the spirit charm, and I shouted, "The soul is summoned!" Liu Jiu responded! ”

The little straw man didn't move, my face darkened, "The soul is beckoning, Liu Jiu quickly responded!" ”

Still no movement.

Lu Shanhu asked in a low voice, "What's wrong boss?" ”

I gritted my teeth, "This guy doesn't sleep in the middle of the night, playing with snakes!" ”

Lu Shanhu smiled, "Snakes are not necessarily, yellow eels are possible." ”

I looked at him strangely, not knowing what connection it had to do with the eel.

"Tut, it turns out that the boss is still a chick who hasn't opened meat, when will I wait, uncle, phew, my little brother will take you to go shopping."

"Not interested."

Shrugging my shoulders, I screamed a few more times, and finally fell asleep.

"Oh, who." The little straw man moved, as if stretching his waist, "It turned out to be you, why did you suddenly come to visit me, are you afraid!" ”

The soul that was summoned by this was in a dream-like state, and both the vigilance and wisdom were reduced to an extremely low level, and they acted more on instinct.

I followed his words, "I'm scared, I'm afraid." ”

"If you're afraid, Uncle will leave you a small life, don't be killed by Master Ma when the time comes, and I don't know what's going on." As he spoke, the Spiritualist Talisman slowly burned, and judging by the speed at which it burned, it lasted for about a quarter of an hour.

"Dare to ask who Ma Ye is?" I made a move.

"Hehe, Ma Ye, but..."Before he finished speaking, he coughed violently, "Ahem, it's so uncomfortable, it's so uncomfortable, ah-"

As soon as the spiritualist talisman burned to the end, the little straw man burst into flames.

"What's wrong?"

I explained, "That lawyer Ma has set up a protection mechanism in Liu Jiu's mind, and when he talks about it, it will be automatically activated. ”

"What about Liu Jiu?"

"I can't die, but I can't avoid a serious illness, I won't come to trouble us recently, Lefa will teach you tomorrow, go and rest." The black cat in my belly was already itchy, and my belly was about to scratch me, so I waved my hand to let Lu Shanhu rest, and I also went into a room to lie down.

"Meow!" The black cat crawled out of my chest, her ass cocked, and she stabbed and pissed me all over my face, and it seemed very angry that I didn't let her run out.

I opened my eyes, thinking about how to deal with the black cat, and stared at the roof for another night.

"Boss, Boss! It's time to get up! ”

When I counted to five o'clock, this guy began to call me outside the door, and I was too lazy to speak, so I ignored him, and after ten minutes or so this guy came to make noise again, but I can't move my limbs now, or I would have cut him sooner.

"Huh? Is my hearing restored? "I wondered, at first I didn't have all five senses, but I didn't expect to recover one after a day, will I be resurrected in the end?

There is no perpetual motion machine in the world, the kinetic energy of a thing is converted by another energy source, then I can, what am I moving on, obviously I haven't eaten anything, but I still maintain power, running and jumping are not a problem, is it because of the black cat or what?

It is common sense to assume that the black cat is the most likely to provide me with energy, but what about the essence? What is the energy that moves me?

I didn't know what I was thinking, the window clicked open, the black cat arched open the crack and got in, she yawned and swung into my chest, my body quickly gained strength, a powerful force surging in my body.

Sitting up, my face was gloomy, this threat, it must be eliminated, but before that, I need to figure out how I moved.

"Oh my grandfather, you're awake!" Lu Shanhu had dark circles under his eyes, but he looked excited, and he didn't know how long he had been thinking about it in the middle of the night, he held a small notebook in his hand, and looked at me with burning eyes.

Seeing that he was sincere, I recalled Liu Laoliu's Taoist book and said slowly, "There are many kinds of Lei Fa, and today I will pass you on the Qing Lei Fa, this Lei Fa belongs to the Shenxiao faction of the Southern Sect, also known as the Kunlun Fa or the Five Thunder Dafa." ”

"In the cultivation of spells such as the Southern Sect Thunder Method, the first priority is internal refining, and it is especially emphasized that a little spiritual light is a talisman. Internal refining comes from God, and God is also the foundation of the Fa-rectification. Shi Yun: 'Sincerity and sincerity, spirit and harmony, so the Tao is the law, and the law is the way. The heavens will keep the law, the earth will only guard the door, the spirit will always be in use, the spiritual light will always exist, it can drive away evil spirits, it can cure diseases, it can reach the emperor, it is necessary to use the wind and thunder to mediate and create. The essence of the law, not the special character, not the mud in the mantra, first with my righteousness, the spirit of the general. ’”

"Boss, what do you mean!"

I couldn't say that I didn't understand it at all, so I said with a cold face: "Read the book a hundred times and see its meaning." Have you remembered it all? ”

"Write it down, you go ahead."

"Hmm." I gave a nasal voice and continued, "Thunder Law comes from the heavenly thunder house, there are charms and spells, which are used to pray for rain, cure diseases and pestilences, subdue demons and monsters, and refine the souls of the dead...... Therefore, the heart is in harmony with the Tao, and its dominant role, all the laws are channeled, and the Dharma can summon the gods, all of which should not be. ”

Speaking of this, I had a flash of inspiration, faintly had a feeling, and blurted out: "Thunder method as mentioned above, the first emphasis is on internal refining psychic, although there are many kinds of thunder methods, but if you want to really master it, you can only use it to cultivate the inner spiritual light and use it." ”

My heart shook violently, what is going on, I can only draw talismans in this thunder method, and I have never practiced it at all, how can I say such a thing. I don't know what secrets my body is hiding, this mystery scares me.

"Alas!" sighed, seeing that Lu Shanhu listened to it with relish, I didn't deliberately suppress this feeling as if I had practiced the thunder method for many years, and explained the "method of making seals" with him in detail, and passed on his thunder recipe and the electrical method of gathering cloud qi, but the "method of changing gods" in the core secret was not passed down.

"Okay, let's practice well, by the way, call Mi Xiaoxiao over." Since I came here, I haven't even contacted me, it seems that I still need to knock and knock, don't give her a little hardship, I don't know who the master is.

"Boss, boss." Mi Xiaoxiao changed into a student uniform, dressed up in a cute outfit, and stood in front of me stiffly.

I walked around twice in front of her and said softly, "Where is this going?" ”

"Yes, a classmate asked me out."

"Oh."

Seeing that I was no longer talking, she bit her lip, "I don't know what you did to me, I can also listen to your command to a certain extent, but I won't do anything against my own will, otherwise, otherwise I will call the police!" ”

"Oh?" I smiled softly, "Get down on my knees!" ”

With a loud shout, Xiaoxiao's legs were so frightened that she swayed, but she was still standing.

I sneered, pinched the tip in my hand and pointed it to the center of my eyebrows, the red line on the center of the miser Xiaoxiao's eyebrows immediately cracked, and an eyeball arched out of her eyebrows, and several tentacles spread to her face, drilling into her seven orifices, and from a distance, it looked very similar to the face-hugging insect.

"Ahh

"I can choose if I want you to live or if I want you to die."

I walked into the backyard with my hands behind my back, leaving miser Xiaoxiao, who was kneeling on the ground in pain, and Lu Shanhu, who was afraid to see all this, in the same place.