When we ate in the cafeteria at noon on Saturday, Li Xiwen and I planned our weekend well.

"Hey, Zheng Qihang, I said you're too excited." Li Xiwen couldn't understand my joyful feelings.

"That's why I said that you don't know how blessed you are in the midst of blessings, and what a happy thing it is to have home on the weekend."

"And how do you spend your weekends in general? Is it like a year? Li Xiwen chewed his rice exaggeratedly. Li Xiwen not only has small eyes, but also a small mouth.

"How do you spend it? It's not about dealing with books yet. I said.

In fact, my favorite thing to do on weekends is to walk in the woods by myself, completely immerse myself in missing Hao Junqi, or sit on the river beach and throw stones into the river one by one.

Occasionally, I think of the Wu Lianzi who broke my heart. But how can these things be told to Li Xiwen?

"I heard that the beauties in our class, Yu Huihui and Chu Huoyu, are they not going back, are they still living like a year with these two beauties?"

"I don't think as much as you do, I study with those two junior high school students."

"Oh. Then don't stay with them this weekend, let's plan well. Li Xiwen suggested.

"Okay."

Our plan was very simple: take a nap (I've always had a habit of taking a nap) and go shopping in Jiangcuntang; lie in the bedroom at night and read Jin Yong's martial arts novels borrowed by Li Xiwen; On Sundays, I went to play with a fellow student in the neighborhood.

However, for me, it is a gift from heaven to engage in these plans.

We didn't wake up immediately after waking up that noon. The dorm room was empty. The two junior high school students had already gone to the classroom.

"Look." Li Xiwen stretched out his hand to the quilt and touched my hand under my head.

"See what?"

Li Xiwen pursed his lips: "Look at my bulging quilt." ”

I paid attention to watching Li Xiwen's quilt. Li Xiwen's feet did not bend, but his quilt was slightly uplifted.

Of course I know what the reason for the bulge of the quilt is.

"No, that's an exaggeration." I felt that my "flowers" were stimulated and swelled, so I had to bend my legs.

"It's so excited. Every morning when I wake up, it blooms. It's annoying. Li Xiwen frowned.

It seems that Li Xiwen is really trapped by this matter.

"Is the dream gone?"

"Nope." Li Xiwen put his hand into the quilt.

"Then get up. You won't be cranky when you wake up. In fact, my "flower" has already bloomed completely. I struggled to keep my hands from putting my hands under the covers.

"Hey, I said Zheng Qihang, how about discussing it again?" Li Xiwen said.

"What are you discussing?" I lifted the covers and sat up quickly. I don't want Li Xiwen to see my state.

"That's it."

"I mean, why are you still thinking about this?" I understood what Li Xiwen was referring to, "Hey, Li Xiwen, you won't stay with me to achieve your ulterior purpose, right?" ”

"Fuck you, you're thinking too badly." Li Xiwen threw his pillow at me. Then he lifted the covers, "Look. ”

The black shorts he was wearing, though loose, were still high and tall by their swollen "flowers".

"Oh, stop showing off, let's go. I still have to do my homework when I come back from shopping. I'm telling you, if you don't write your homework well and plan for the evening, you have to postpone it, that's my principle. I changed the subject.

"Good. I said, "How can you have a little bit of the shadow you once had?" ”

When I got out of bed, a bench in the classroom next to my bed knocked my knee, and I scolded my mother.

"Hell, who's here here? How did the stools in the classroom run to the dormitory? I muttered.

"Hell knows. We didn't even notice a stool was set up when we climbed into bed. Li Xiwen said. He put his pants on, but the position was still Long's high.

I went down to the ground and removed the stool.

We went straight to Jiang Cuntang.

Jiang Village is a large village with hundreds of households. In the middle of the village, there is a pond about 400 meters long and 200 meters wide, called Jiang Cun Tang. The people of Jiang Village built houses around the pond, and the vacant land between the pond and the houses was raised by the village to form a concrete floor, forming a street, and those houses became shops. Every time I go to the trade fair, people from all over the world flock here, crowding the area around the pond.

In summer, when the lotus leaves in the pond bloom and dragonflies fly over the pond, it can be regarded as a beautiful picture of the countryside.

But "Jiang Cuntang" is a terrifying word, because I don't know how many fights and brawls have occurred on the streets of Jiang Cuntang, and I don't know how many people have drunk the water of Jiang Cuntang.

If the water in the pond is clean and clear, it is nothing, and a few sips should quench your thirst, but you must know that the water in Jiangcun pond is sewage, and the sludge at the bottom of the pond is also one meter deep. The waste water used by the villagers and the excrement of the pigs are all collected here and then discharged. How would it feel to take a few sips of such water?

The most common thing that Jiang Cun people threatened others was "Can you drink all the water from Jiang Cun Tang", which can be seen from this.

That afternoon, we went around Jiangcuntang and were blackmailed by two gangsters. Luckily, we had bought everything with all our money, and they searched our pockets and let us go.

We hurried home.

When we got back to school, we went to the classroom to do our homework. Because of Li Xiwen, we went to our own classroom. Of course, I didn't forget to send a little bit to my two junior high school buddies.

Yu Huihui and Chu Huoyu sat in the classroom.

Li Xiwen and I each sat in our own seats. I plan to write my math homework. Li Xiwen sat in the position for a while and then sat in front of the girl, and he contributed the bits and pieces he bought from Jiang Cuntang.

"Sissy, you go over." I heard Chu Huoyu say.

"Don't say that. Have you ever eaten raisins? Li Xiwen's tone seemed to be even louder.

"Bring me a pack." Yu Huihui said. She is a little more extroverted than Chu Huoyu.

"That's not going to work, I just bought a pack. Good stuff to share. Zheng Qihang - "Li Xiwen called me.

I continued to write my homework.

Li Xiwen shouted again.

"Don't scream. He's not coming. Yu Huihui said.

"I can call him over." Li Xiwen said confidently.

"I don't believe it."

"Why don't you bet?" Chu Huoyu said.

"Okay." Li Xiwen was very emotional. He really reached the age when he was most interested in the opposite sex.

"Bet on what? How about you lose your bet and we call you a sissy everywhere? Yu Huihui said.

"What if you lose?"

"Whatever."

"Is it really casual? Can I kiss you? ”

I looked up. When did Li Xiwen let go like this?

"you," Yu Huihui smashed a book on Li Xiwen's head.

"I'm kidding you," Li Xiwen was neither angry nor annoyed, "It's always okay to sing a song." ”

"That's pretty much it. You go and please. ”

Li Xiwen walked up to me.

"Brother, you heard our conversation. Let's go over. "He gets straight to the point.

I've proven one geometry problem, and then I'm moving on to the next one.

"Didn't you hear? Yu Huihui made a bet with me, saying that if I can't invite you over, they will call me a sissy everywhere they go. Do you think it's possible? ”

I do my homework. Chu Huoyu and Yu Huihui giggled.

"Wouldn't it? Can a brother die without saving him? All you have to do is stand up and walk over, and we can listen to Yu Huihui sing. Haven't you always wanted to hear Yu Huihui sing? ”

I flipped back a page of the workbook. Chu Huoyu and Yu Huihui's laughter was even louder.

"What the hell you." Li Xiwen snatched the pen from my hand.

"Give me the pen." I say.

"Please, Zheng Qihang." Li Xiwen's voice had a crying tone.

"Give me the pen."

Li Xiwen threw the pen on my desktop and walked towards the two girls. The two girls laughed and leaned back.

After the two girls left, Li Xiwen was angry at me.

"Oh my god, did I say you're acting like a buddy? I treat you as a friend. ”

"Didn't I say I didn't treat you as a close friend?"

"I can't figure you out. How do you get out of place with these girls? How beautiful do you see them? You can't really like Wu Hongmei, right? ”

"Be careful of getting beaten."

"Oh my god, I'm not going to say it, are I? But let me tell you, Yu Huihui is the person I dreamed of. ”

"I guessed it a long time ago."

"Hey, I said why are you so ignorant. Brothers are meant to help each other. What a great opportunity it was just now, do you know how much I like to listen to her sing "Yingshan Hong"? ”

"Next time."

"Is there a chance next time?" Li Xiwen was extremely frustrated.

Next, Li Xiwen didn't seem to have the heart to do his homework, and he wanted to go out for a walk at every turn.

About twenty minutes later, Li Xiwen sent me a geometry problem. I don't know where he got it, and I couldn't get it for a long time.

Li Xiwen waited impatiently, "Why don't you go and ask those two junior high school students for advice?" Give them a try as well. ”

That's a good idea. Those two junior high school students have very strong problem-solving skills, and several times I can't think of problems that I can't think of for a minute or 20 for them to think about, and they just draw them casually.

"Then let's go together." I say.

"I'm not going, I hate that one with glasses, I'm so proud."

"That's your bias. You haven't been in contact with him, but he's actually a very enthusiastic person. ”

"I'm not going."

I didn't insist. I took the topic alone and went to ask the junior high school students for advice. The bits and pieces I sent them are still on the table. It's really admirable to be able to study so hard.

When they heard that there was a problem, they immediately sat down together to study it. You know, solving one problem after another is their proud capital. It was as if they lived to solve these problems, and the value of their lives was highlighted by them.

I thought they would be able to draw this problem as usual, but they couldn't draw left or right. They scratched their ears and cheeks.

Ten minutes passed, twenty minutes passed, and they still had no clue.

After another ten minutes, they "surrendered".

"Where did you get this question, it won't be less conditional, right?" Said the student who does not plan to take the teacher training exam. He lowered his glasses and rubbed his eyes with his hands. His myopia was already very high.

"Damn, it's just a little bit worse, it's always a little bit worse. Could it be that I made a mistake? The student who was bent on taking the teacher training test said, "Why don't you go and show us the original question?" ”

"Oh, I'm sorry, that's what my classmate asked me. Why don't I go to him? ”

I went back to our classroom. Li Xiwen is not there. But his books and notebooks were still on his desk.

I walked out of the classroom and looked in the direction of the toilet. Seeing that no one came out of the toilet, I went to my bedroom.

The sun is about to set. Looking over the river, there is a green rice field. In the distance, the mountains undulated. The setting sun seems to rest on the treetops.

The whole campus was silent. There was no one in the huge playground. On the high ground in the middle of the playground, birds fly in and out of the leaves. I saw a chicken foraging under the osmanthus tree in front of the classroom dormitory building. There was no one in the hallway in front of the teacher's dormitory. The doors were closed.

The door of the girl's dormitory was also closed, and when I got closer, the door suddenly opened, and Chu Huoyu came out with a basin. She smiled at me and splashed water on the ground in front of the door.

That's how the water we used was splashed on the ground in front of the door.

The door to the boys' dormitory was open.