I coughed twice and walked into the room.

Seeing me, the old monk of Sikong was stunned, trembling with anger, pointing at me and saying to Daoist Jia: "Old Jia, hurry up!" Help me up, I'm going to strangle this kid. ”

Lao Jia obviously didn't bother to take care of him.

Lao Jia looked at me, smiled hippie, and said, "Little brother, it turns out that you are still alive." That's nice! That's nice! That one...... Hey...... You have the "Three Qingdao Sutras", right? Would it be good to lend it to grandpa for a second look? Don't worry, when I finish reading, I will definitely return it to you, if you want to tear it, you can tear it, if you want to burn it, you can burn it, grandpa, I will not stop me. ”

Me: "Hehe, Lao Jia, you don't have to make up your mind about that book, it's already been destroyed." Now, there is no more "Three Qing Tao Sutras" in the world. ”

Daoist Jia was stunned, he gritted his teeth, looked angry, pointed at me, and his angry fingers were trembling: "You...... You...... You kid is confused! Do you know the weight of the Three Qing Tao Sutras? With that book, it is enough to start a sect, and it is enough to trample on the great sects of Maoshan Dragon and Tiger, if you don't let me read it, it's good to learn it yourself. You, you, you...... Tyrannical Creatures! Tyrannical creatures! You're mad grandpa! No way...... No way...... Grandpa, I'm angry when I see you! Break! Grandpa is going to cut off relations with you today, and from now on, he will be cut in two! ”

He said, put his hands behind his back, and left in a huff.

He actually left!

Grandma is a bear, a little wrong.

This is not the character of Daoist Jia.

It stands to reason that he should be abducted and deceived, and he should use all his tricks and tricks to find a way to determine whether I really don't have the "Three Qing Taoist Scriptures" on me. But now, he believed me.

Why does he always feel that he is a little weak-hearted?

That's it, I'm not here to look for him today.

The purpose of my visit is to find the monk of Sikong.

The monk of the four voids is seventy years old, his hair is definitely gone, he is thin and rattling, hunched over, old, and walks tremblingly, giving people the feeling that he may hang up at any time. If I hadn't heard it with my own ears before, I would never have believed that this bad old man would eat tender grass and not die.

Will he still be able to get hard?

I got straight to the point: "Old bald donkey, what did that girl come to you before?" ”

The old monk of Sikong sneered: "Amitabha! In the holy land of Buddhism, on my territory, you dare to scold my old bald donkey? Do you still give face to the Buddha? Do you still give face to the Bodhisattva? Do you still give me face for those disciples? Believe it or not, I said hello and shouted to two hundred people to hack you to death......"

I slapped him on the bare head.

Numb, sir, I'm. But lust is also divided into three teachings and nine streams, whether it is good or not. Confucius said: Chromophobia is also.

What man in the world doesn't like a pretty girl?

Master, I have never fooled other people's little girls, and I have never forced anyone...... Belch...... Well, except for insulting my aunt, and twice almost putting the rain cold girl ***, I really didn't force anyone.

Even if it's my aunt, the two of us have been in love for a long time.

Yu Hanniu and I have long been in love.

This old bald donkey is taking advantage of the girl's ignorance, what **** fortune telling, what stabbing into the demon cave to kill the demon......

If you think about it, you should fight!

I slapped him on his bald head again and scolded: "Old bald donkey, the master has no time to talk nonsense with you." Say! Hongluan came to you, what the hell are you doing? ”

The old monk chirped crookedly: "Boy, can't you know how to respect the old and love the young?" ”

Me: "Hehe, then let's see if you're disrespectful to the old first!" ”

Old monk: "I'll tell you, it's not to scare you, if you move my finger again, I'll lie down...... I really lay down...... You have to take me to the hospital for examination, and you have to send the Buddha to the end of his life. ”

I sneered and slapped it again. directly knocked him to the ground, then stepped on his chest, and said gloomily: "Old bald donkey, don't come with me." You want me to give you a pension and send you to the end of your life, which makes me anxious, and I will fulfill you today. Kill you, or just bury you alive. Take your pick. ”

Old monk: "Hmph! This is the holy land of Buddhism, this is my territory, you dare to kill me? Once again, I warn you, don't offend me, or I will meet you with a cloud-piercing arrow. When the time comes, you can get out alive, I'll call you grandpa! ”

I shook my hand and slapped me again.

After wiping, the old monk really took out a firework tube from his arms.

It's not the kind, there's a rope underneath, and with a slight pull, the fireworks are directed out the door.

Sou......

There was a sharp whistling sound, and fireworks shot out and exploded outside.

Bang......

Then, there was a loud and chaotic sound of footsteps outside.

Countless bald monks ran towards this direction.

Whoever carries a stick, who carries a stick, who carries a broom......

Anyway, there is no empty hand.

One by one, one or two hundred, I am afraid that the monks of the entire Ten Thousand Buddhas Temple are all gathered here.

I frowned.

The old monk of Sikong was extremely proud, stroked his beard and laughed wildly: "Boy, let you be a cow!" You go ahead and give the Buddha a wave! You're still beating me! Come on, if you don't beat me, I'm my grandson. Hahaha...... Obediently kneel down and beg me, kiss my toes, and tie up the twins who just ran away and send them to me, uh...... Let's tie up that little girl...... Buddha, I can consider sparing your life! ”

Paralyzed, this old bald donkey is looking for death!

But just as I grabbed the old bald donkey by the collar and was about to make a move, the group of monks outside became excited.

An old monk with kind eyebrows shouted excitedly: "Quit sex, quit greed, fast!" Bring people to block outside, and don't let tourists come and see it. ”

"Then who, quit gambling, quit eating, you two lead people to surround the back window, even if you die, you can't let Sikong run away."

"And you! Quit killing, quick! Go sharpen! Take out the ring knife left by our Ten Thousand Buddhas Temple riding elephant Arhat, sharpen it a little sharper, and give it to this strong man. ”

"Quit men, quit women, don't be idle, you two can't let Sikong die like this, it's too cheap for him, you go get two sticks, and let this strong man break Sikong's legs first."

"Hollow, fasting two junior brothers, you go to find plastic bags, uh, don't use plastic bags, look for cigarette boxes, find more, and then let the strong man chop the four empty pieces of meat into the size of cigarette boxes, take them out in batches and bury ......"

A little monk proposed, "Master, this will be discovered by the police." ”

The old monk said excitedly: "Yes, yes, yes! It cannot be detected by the police. Quit love, you kid has a girlfriend outside, don't think we don't know. Doesn't her family have a dog farm? Go, it's time to use you, bring a few Tibetan mastiffs, and feed the empty corpses to the dogs later. ”

"Quit face, you take someone to fetch water, find a rag, and then clean up the blood stains on the ground, wipe off the fingerprints of the strong man, and deal with the scene. Others, join me in praying for the blessing of the strong man! Thank you to the strong men for getting rid of this scum for us! ”

(End of chapter)