Chapter 265: Nonsensical Fellow
In a blink of an eye, it was the day when Su Hongtu and Su Xiucai got married, and the difference from the usual marriage was that because it was the first Xiucai to get married in Xiangyang Village, and they were both prosperous, and the villagers of Xiangyang Village fell into an unprecedented high mood, and the man was so happy that he couldn't keep his mouth shut, as if he had married a delicate daughter-in-law; The woman was shy and timid with joy, as if she had married an official with a bright future.
Mingyue didn't plan to join in this excitement, but looking back at the baby who was crying on the bed, she suddenly felt that it was not a good thing to participate in Su Hongtu's wedding and be pointed at.
There is no other reason, just because of the "steamed buns", "flower rolls" and "steamed buns" ---- "steamed buns" in one bed, which is the little guy who Mingyue found all over the village to ask for milk; And "Flower Roll" and "Bun" are another masterpiece of Cheng Yue.
In order to win Mingyue, Cheng Yue played with the female monkey in the mountains day and night, looking forward to "guarding the plant and waiting for ----" again, it should be said that "guarding the monkey and waiting for the baby", such as picking up a "steamed bun" and picking up another baby, so as to exchange pig's trotters with Mingyue to eat.
In this way, only two days of hard work, Cheng Yue will make the whole Canglan Mountain female monkey wail all over the wilderness, quite desperate, some of them were driven to collapse, simply lay on the ground honestly, waiting for Cheng Yue to come forward to catch, the complaining little eyes, I don't know and think that this Cheng Yue is going to force the female monkey to marry him!
The emperor lived up to his wishes, and finally on a dark and windy night, he saw a woodcutter who was bitten by a wolf and was dying, he sent the woodcutter home, seeing that the woodcutter had no money to treat the disease, waiting for death to come, so Cheng Yue was very "kind" and proposed a compromise "way", that is, he paid 50 taels of silver to buy a pair of two-year-old twin daughters of the woodcutter's family.
There was a ten-year-old boy and a six-year-old girl above the woodcutter's daughter, and he didn't pay much attention to the two daughters who were born later, so he only groaned for a while, and then readily agreed.
When Cheng Yue brought the two ignorant and toddler babies to Mingyue, Mingyue only felt that her head was "buzzing", and she couldn't hear what others were saying for a long time.
After asking Cheng Yue about the origin of these two babies, Mingyue only felt that not only did she have a headache, but also her hands and teeth were itchy, so she had a big battle with Cheng Yue for 300 rounds.
Although Mingyue's strength is not as strong as Cheng Yue, the accuracy of the eyes is not comparable to Cheng Yue, after the two of them fought for half an hour, Cheng Yue's face was beaten into a beecomb, a deep pit and a shallow pit; Mingyue's arm was beaten into a rainbow bridge, blue and purple.
The two of them gradually played the bottom fire, and no one let anyone, until they were panting and shouting, and they didn't even have the strength to raise their hands.
Both believe they are not wrong.
Mingyue was angry that Cheng Yue threatened with his life, forcing people to sell their daughters and separating their flesh and blood, not to mention, the silver was still stolen from her own later;
Cheng Yue thinks that the woodcutter hurts his back, even if he is good, he can't do heavy work, and he can't support a family of eight people, and buying his daughter is a win-win thing, not to mention, he can also exchange it for ten big pig's trotters in Mingyue.
The two didn't look at each other, and at the same time made an assertion, and from then on, the master and apprentice became passers-by, and Cheng Yue threw the two girls directly away, and flicked his sleeves back to the north foothills.
Mingyue had to try to inquire, and when she inquired about the woodcutter's house, she found that the woodcutter's family had changed hands and became owned by a langzhong in the village, because the woodcutter was in a hurry to move and used the house to pay for the consultation.
Because he is from the same village, Mingyue inquired carefully with Lang Zhong, Lang Zhong is a talkative, knows everything, and says everything, saying that the reason why this woodcutter is in a hurry to move is that he is afraid that the people who bought the baby will return the baby.
The two babies look healthy, but one of them has six toes on his right foot and has always been regarded as an ominous person. So when Cheng Yue showed his willingness to buy a baby, the woodcutter didn't even hesitate and agreed, the only pity is that the other baby is normal, and he had no choice but to buy one and get one free and sell it to Cheng Yue.
Mingyue didn't know what words to use to describe her mood at this time, but she felt that holding the hands of the two babies was unusually heavy, and her heart felt like she had leaked the wind, and she felt pain.
Mingyue, who was helpless, had to leave her two babies at home to raise, and those with six toes were named "Flower Rolls", and those with slightly rounder faces were named "Baozi".
"Hanamaki" and "Bun" left their mothers at the beginning, and the mood was gloomy and irrepressible, and it was rare to have a sunny day.
It's better not to see Mingyue, as soon as they see Mingyue, the smart baby knows that Mingyue has taken them back home, as if they have seen hope, they hurriedly pounce on their bodies, crying wow, crying Mingyue for a while, and then simply hiding from the two babies and not daring to show up, just waiting for the two babies to forget the past home and show up again.
Mingyue walked to Su's house in a gloomy mood, probably going late, but she didn't meet a few villagers on the way.
Before entering the courtyard gate of the Su family, a figure looked in sneakily, Mingyue was like that person, and also looked in, and saw that the courtyard was already lively and open-air seats, so he turned his head to look at the person.
The one who saw Mingyue was also startled, and hurriedly put his finger to his lips and whispered "shh ”
Mingyue rolled her eyes and smiled: "Tut-tut, you also have today?" You deceived Red Peony's feelings, deceived Red Peony's money, and in the end, you were deceived into marriage by a white lotus, and you were dumped like breaking your pants. ”
Jiang Du was not angry, but learned from Mingyue's appearance, dismissed a blank eye and said: "You are a full man who doesn't know that a hungry man is hungry, you have your man to pet and protect, naturally there is no shortage of food and clothing, and life is worry-free, I was a mining and selling coolie in my previous life, I didn't have a skill, I only had a few ancient poems that the teacher punished and memorized, and I was almost debunked by you." The father and daughter surnamed Li are well-dressed beasts, seeing that I can't win the child and Xiucai, I played a trick with Lao Tzu, and slept with a rich man's concubine, and the surname Li pretended to be a good person to save me, on the condition that I promise to reconcile with his daughter, and from then on, I will be happy, bah, he thinks beautifully. ”
Mingyue peeked at the courtyard twice, and seeing that no one was paying attention, she pulled Jiang Du to the corner of the courtyard wall, squatted down and said softly: "You are a modern scumbag, what can't you think of, if you don't get together, you will gather, if you don't agree, you will disperse, this kind of scheming girl, why should you tie her to a rope and wait for death, waste your youth, the flowers and plants in front of you, the warblers and Yanyan are still beckoning to you!" ”
Jiang Dui's expression suddenly cursed a little and said, "People are not scumbags. When I first came here, I got a little carried away, spent all day and day, lingered in the Qinglou every night, the more I came later, the more I wanted to scold my mother, where is this place for people to stay, there is no human rights and freedom at all, it is better to go back to mining to be comfortable. So I began to deceive the prostitutes of their money, and to inquire and look for ways to get back. Finally I found a place, which is called Taihu Lake, and maybe, that is the way back. ”
Mingyue heard it in a fog, and Jiang Du explained for a long time that she only understood the meaning of Sancheng.
Taihu Lake is located on the back side of Canglan Mountain, it was originally a royal hunting ground, and later it gradually declined because of the disaster of blood and fish, and there was no one to guard, only one of the night reflecting ponds was occupied by the king of Lu.
Jiang Du deceived the money and searched everywhere, and also came to this Taihu Lake, and saw the famous blood fish, which was the blood fish that immediately fainted after being bitten by it, and even talked nonsense, and died in less than a few days.
Jiang Du is a smart man, or because of his experience in mining in his previous life, he did not study fish, but first studied water, and even found out that the lake water is rich in a strange magnet element.
With doubts, he no longer gave up, with hundreds of meters of rope tied to a huge iron drill into the lake, after thousands of experiments, finally found a bottomless magnetic hole only two meters square, no matter what he tied into it will be gone, so he held the confidence of watching science fiction movies in his previous life, thinking that this is a magnetic hole that can travel through time and space.
Mingyue stretched out her hand to probe Jiang Dui's forehead, and said suspiciously: "You don't have a fever or go crazy, why are you talking nonsense?" What wormholes, magnetic holes, time and space shuttles in the previous life, were all made up by the screenwriter with his brain, do you believe this? Don't let you enter Taihu Lake, before you enter the magnetic cave, you first entered the belly of the fish. Wake up, stop daydreaming. ”
Jiang Du was quite unhappy, slapped Kai Mingyue's hand, raised his voice and said, "If you don't believe it, how did you get through?" How to explain the pyramids, the Great Wall, and the Mausoleum of the First Emperor? ”
Mingyue was so angry that she hurriedly covered Jiang Dui's mouth, and said angrily: "Young Master Jiang, we are outside the fence of the Su family, what are you doing so loudly?" What you say is true is true, I don't obey the wall, I only obey you, do you win? You can wear it back quickly, and if you don't succeed, you will become a benevolent. Since you have gone back to earn RMB, what are you doing when you come to your old father-in-law to ask for silver? ”
Jiang Dui's face turned red, his face salivated, his fingers made a slight appearance of rubbing the coin, and said abruptly: "Dude, the experiment is over, and you have to find silver to kill the fish first, you said it, you can't wait to put it back, you have become a fish eater first......
Only now did Mingyue understand that the purpose of Jiang Du's trip to the Su family was not to be reluctant to fall in love with Miss Li, nor was he angry at Miss Li's empathy, he just, just, there was no money to spend, and he wanted to blackmail his face-loving father-in-law, Lao Taishan, to give up some silver......
Mingyue had the urge to cover her face and blow away, ashamed that she was from the same world and the same modern person as this Jiang Dui, why was the gap so big?
Mingyue took out a silver ticket from her arms, waved her hand like a fly, and said: "Go, go, hurry up and study your time and space shuttle, I wish you to go home as soon as possible and go to coal mining happily......"
Jiang Du happily took the silver ticket, and when he saw the denomination on it, he couldn't help but say with a sad face: "This man and woman are different, the man is like a duck, and he accompanies a smiling face every night; The woman is like a queen, counting money every night until her hand cramps......"
Jiang Du muttered for a long time, and finally woke up from the frustration of life, hugged Mingyue firmly, and said happily: "Goodbye, dear, no, don't see you in the future, dear ......"
Mingyue struggled for a long time and didn't break free, and let Jiang Duan hug him for a while, Jiang Duan was satisfied and left the Su family, left Xiangyang Village, and even left Chaoyang County, running towards his great future.
The easy little broken steps made Mingyue suspect for a while that she was the same as the prostitute in the Qinglou, who fell for Jiang Dui and was deceived by scum......
Shaking off the fox's suspicious thoughts, Mingyue stood up on the ground, and as she stood higher and higher, a large row of figures flashed behind the fence wall, some old, some young, some male and female...... Judu looked at Mingyue with wide eyes, a look of disdain or shock, especially Miss Na Li, a dripping look, as if Mingyue had robbed her of her husband.
Mingyue's head "buzzed" again, and it was really a great misfortune and an extreme misfortune to meet a fellow like Jiang Dui.
He was just rumored by the whole village to have a good match, and now he killed a Jiang Dui Jiang talent halfway, and he also gave a big hug in front of his "ex-wife" and the villagers of Quan Xiangyang Village, and he gave Jiang Du a big silver ticket, as if he was sitting down, his good looks are this Jiang Dui, and moreover, it is the kind that he raised out of his own wallet.