Chapter 115: Fooling Xingzai
Yue Laosan is back, his fat figure, his clothes are crumbled, and the flesh on his shoulders and belly is like a silkworm chrysalis that can break out of the cocoon at any time.
This dress was prepared by Lin Yu for himself, and now he is wearing it on Yue Laosan.
Appears slightly smaller.
"Hmmm! It's ok, make do! Glancing at Yue Laosan, Lin Yu nodded, packed up his spirits, and looked at the pigpen walled city, "Let's go, let's find a place to live first!" ”
The pigpen city is a veritable slum, and people living here are a group of people at the bottom of society.
There is no struggle for fame and fortune, no grievances and hatreds, they are just ordinary people, busy with three meals a day.
Lin Yu took Yue Laosan into the pigpen walled city, walked directly to the innermost building, and went straight to the third floor.
Knock knock.
"Who?" There was a rough cry from inside, and there was a clatter, and the door creaked open.
The body that is fatter than Yue Laosan, and the miserable white dress is worn on her, which does not reflect the elegance of the delicate body at all, and it is better to look good wrapped in a layer of gauze.
A plate with a big face, a mole between his eyebrows, a big cigarette in his mouth, and an eyebrow, looking at Lin Yu casually.
"Who are you, looking for me?"
This is the charter wife of the pigpen walled city, obviously has unrivaled strength, but she has to rely on business acumen to eat, buy the entire pigpen walled city, and sit at home every day to collect rent.
Name: Ominous (charter wife)
Strength: 92
is worthy of being the successor of the lion's roar, and this strength is quite strong.
"Hello, I'm here to rent a house!" Lin Yu smiled kindly.
"A room rents one ocean a month, and a house three oceans a month!" Smoking a cigarette, the charter wife replied calmly.
"Huh!" Lin Yu was stunned, he had time, except for gold, he didn't exchange for the ocean.
"Can I mortgage something else as rent?"
"No way!"
"Well, can it be cheaper, for example..... Don't want money. Lin Yu blinked and tried to ask.
The charter lady glanced at Lin Yu, "You kid is here to entertain the old lady!" If you don't rent, get out......."
"Don't, don't!" Lin Yu laughed with him, but in an instant, of course, the smile was gone, and his eyes were full of melancholy.
"Actually, I am a peerless master who has been drifting on the rivers and lakes for a long time, and I want to find a place to stay! Everyone is in the same way, why don't you do it conveniently? ”
"You? Master? The charter lady looked disdainful, wearing a shirt on her upper body and shaking big pants on her lower body, this is the image that a master should have?
"Alas, charter wife, don't believe it!" Lin Yu turned around, "Lao Yue, show your hands!" ”
"Good!" Yue Laosan responded, mobilized the internal force of his whole body, and suddenly fell with a kick, feeling that the whole house was trembling, and the aisle was in disrepair because of his kick, and it collapsed directly.
Rumble.
The smoke and dust were billowing and the sound was unconscious, so that the chickens and dogs jumped in the walled city, and when everyone came back to their senses, they saw that the corridor on the third floor and the second floor collapsed, turning into a pile of broken bricks and tiles, piled up in a hug.
And Yue Laosan, who came out of the broken bricks and broken tiles, patted the dust on his body, and looked at Lin Yu on the third floor.
Lin Yu saw the opportunity quickly, flashed into the chartered wife's house, and only then did he avoid a section, looking at the scene in front of him, he smiled: "That, you also saw it, we are indeed masters!" ”
"One hundred!" The charter lady didn't see any expression in her eyes, but just spit out two words coldly in her mouth.
"What!"
"Destroy the corridor and pay a hundred oceans!" The charter wife stared at Lin Yu, holding a cigarette in her mouth, and stretched out her hand to beg for it.
Lin Yu: .......
.........
The house was still rented, but it cost a lot of money.
After tidying up the house, Lin Yu and Yue Laosan sat at the table.
"Lao Yue!" Lin Yu sighed lightly, "I personally don't think you're suitable to follow me, it's better to go to the Axe Gang to develop!" ”
"The Axe Gang?" Yue Laosan touched his head, a little unclear.
"Alas, follow me, let you be wronged, only the Axe Gang can let you have a broader world! Go ahead, go ahead, if you can't be the leader of the Axe Gang, don't come back to see me! ”
As soon as Lin Yu finished speaking, Yue Laosan ran away as soon as he slipped through the smoke, even if he was stupid, he knew that he had just caused trouble, which made Lin Yu unhappy, so he just dodged and went to the Axe Gang.
As soon as Yue Laosan left, Lin Yu was finally clean.
He refused to go to foreign banks to exchange gold for the ocean, which was purely to increase the gold reserves of crooked nuts. So Lin Yu is ready to open a bookstore,
In two days, the bookstore was opened.
Lin Yu Bookstore, the shop is not big, only a dozen square meters, and the books on the shelves, except for some words, laws, military, etc., are Buddhist scriptures and Taoist collections.
Lin Yu carried a small stool, sat leisurely against the wall, holding a book in his hand and reading it, seemingly not caring if anyone came into the house to buy a book.
But somebody patronized his newly opened bookstore.
"Boss, let's buy books!" Lin Yu raised his eyes and saw a combination of fat and thin, it was the pair of ruffian brothers in Xingzai.
"Oh, what do you buy?" Seeing the protagonist appear, Lin Yu became interested.
"Is there a martial arts cheat?" Xingzi glanced at the bookshelf casually, and finally returned to Lin Yu, and asked lazily, full of ruffianism.
"Nope!" Lin Yu shook his head.
"That's right, we have!" Xingzi took out a book and photographed it in front of Lin Yu. "This is the martial arts cheats of the Axe Gang Gang Leader's cultivation, the boss will make a price, and I will sell it to you!"
Lin Yu picked up the booklet, looked at the cover of "Three Hundred Tang Poems", and almost laughed out loud.
"Are you selling forcibly?"
"What sells hard and doesn't sell strongly?" Xingzi snatched the cheats, pointed to the five big characters on the cover, and read them one by one: "Axe.. Head.. Help.. Secret.. Membership, do you see clearly? This is a rare martial arts cheat in the world, boss, you are also a cultural person, just open a price, as long as there are no less than ten oceans! ”
Xingzi threw "Three Hundred Tang Poems" in front of Lin Yu again, and said triumphantly.
"Alas, it seems that you are not only forced to sell, but also suspected of extortion!" Lin Yu sighed and said earnestly: "Friend, blackmail is an uncivilized behavior, and it also violates the law, and besides, the way you extort does not give people a bright feeling at all, and there is nothing new, how can I be willing to pay for it?" ”
As soon as Lin Yu spoke, it was like a flood that had opened the floodgates, surging endlessly, and he couldn't stop at all.
"Blackmail, in your opinion, is just an act of extortion by force, but real blackmail is a technique. Grasp the opponent's Achilles' heel, succeed in one blow, and let the opponent take the money at the same time, but also have the slightest intention of revenge! ”
"In fact, the highest level of extortion is flickering, what is flickering? Flickering is a profound knowledge, which has relatively high requirements for its own quality, and uses a large amount of knowledge to crush the opponent, so that the opponent can throw himself to the ground and pay willingly. ”
"I see that you two bones are strange, different from ordinary people, and you will definitely become this Taoist hero in the future, of course, you are depressed now, completely because you have not found the key to getting started, it is better to read more of the book "Flickering the Heavens and Ten Thousand Worlds", deepen your flickering level, improve your knowledge level, and increase your personality charm. Let countless rich people compete to send money, let countless poor people rush to worship, wake up to the power of the world, and get drunk and lie on the knees of beautiful women. This is the sign of a man's success, and it is worth pursuing. ”
Listening to Lin Yu's flickering words, Xingzi and the fat man believed it inexplicably.
"How much does this book cost?"
"Today, the store opened on the first day, and all books are 50% off, so it's not expensive, and it's ten oceans!"
"Okay, I'll buy it!" Xingzi immediately took out all his belongings, and then found a bunch of change on the fat boy, handed it to Lin Yu, and took "Flickering the Heavens and Ten Thousand Worlds", and couldn't wait to turn around and go out.