Chapter 169: Two Shames Before Snow (1)

Yang Hou has a good face, he and Li Zhao are newly married Yan'er, and they don't know each other well enough, so in that aspect, it can't always be "natural"

Moreover, Yang Houzhao is the emperor, and he is flattered and flattered a lot on weekdays, so it is rare to be considerate of people.

Zhao Jin had already guessed that the brave Yang Houzhao must be ignoring it in bed, so if the queen did not have "foreplay" and was not engaged, Yang Houzhao would not be able to enjoy himself.

But the emperor is never wrong, and it must be the queen who is wrong.

Zhao Jin.

The palm print eunuch of the Bell and Drum Division.

The eunuchs of the dynasty had 12 eunuchs, 4 divisions, and 8 bureaus, together with the "24 yamen", among which the eunuch with the palm seal of the ceremonial eunuch was the main assistant of the emperor to adjudicate major policies and approve the chapters, and it can be said that he was the actual head of the 24 yamen.

The bell and drum division is only in charge of the bells and drums of the court, as well as the miscellaneous performances of leisure and entertainment in the palace.

It's really unremarkable.

Zhao Jin was originally from Xingping, Shaanxi, and his surname was very strange, and he was the "light" of "thin".

In the Jingtai period, he entered the palace and threw himself into the door of a Liu eunuch, so he changed his surname to Liu.

He used to serve Xianzong, and Xianzong was quite good.

This Zhao Jin led the teaching workshop during the Chenghua period, and the official prostitutes were under his control, so he voted for Xianzong's good, and Xianzong couldn't help him.

The collapse of Xianzong was because he ate more aphrodisiac "golden stone medicine", and Zhao Jin was of course responsible at that time, so Xiaozong succeeded to the throne and sent Zhao Jin to Tianshou Mountain to Xianzong's Maoling to "Sixiang".

At the same time, Xiaozong's private life is very cautious, and there is no need for people like Zhao Jin, who has been abandoned at that time.

As Yang Houzhao grew up, he was playful by nature, and Zhao Jin was proficient in this area, so when the prince heard about such a person, he transferred Zhao Jin back to the palace and took charge of the bell and drum division.

Zhao Jin often looks for all kinds of juggling players from the folk, such as the plate pole, the three hanging, the monkey riding the sheep, the big saw the living person and other novel tricks, which emerge in endlessly.

Before Li Zhao, Yang Houzhao was coaxed by Zhao Jin to the point that he couldn't eat without him.

Therefore, Yang Houzhao has feelings for the other Seven Tigers since childhood, so for Zhao Jin, it is a confidant-like dependence.

Zhao Jin's words were half-concealed, but Yang Houzhao already understood what he meant.

But no, he and Li Zhao are not very harmonious, this problem definitely does not lie with him, it is Li Zhao who has become rain and dew at the beginning, and he does not know the essence, so he should really practice it well.

Yang Houzhao thought again, but Ah Zhao is a person who reads historical records, so read it so seriously, what ** Heart Sutra did he show her, will Ah Zhao feel that the book is not serious, and then think that he is not a serious person?

Yang Houzhao waved his hand.

After the eyes lit up.

He hooked his hand to get Zhao Jin closer, and Zhao Jin immediately attached his ear.

"Do you have any tricks to get me to help my mother improve? Just take action, you don't need to cultivate. ”

Zhao Jin didn't have any cultivation methods for the Heart Sutra, he just wanted to remind Yang Houzhao.

In the affairs of men and women, men take the initiative and women passively, foreplay is very important, but if he says it directly, it seems that he despises the emperor's bad kung fu in bed.

Starting from the queen's side, it really gets twice the result with half the effort.

Zhao Jin pretended to be ashamed and said: "Long live the lord, the slave is a person without roots, how can he understand that." ”

Yang Houzhao thought for a while: "Also, you don't need a woman." ”

After saying that, he waved his hand, and his eyes faded, looking disappointed.

Even if the sky falls in this world, you can't let Banzai Ye be disappointed.

Zhao Jin immediately said, "Long live Lord, although I haven't eaten pork, but the slave has seen a pig run." ”

Zhao Jin's flickering little eyes, Yang Houzhao's spirit was lifted by him again.

"Tell me how to run."

Zhao Jin said: "Long live the Lord forgot, where did you learn it in the first place, isn't there a pattern under the Huanxi Buddha?" ”

Yang Houzhao's eyes lit up instantly, and they were really brighter than the fireworks.

He stood up with his hands on the ground, patted his buttocks and said, "Let's go, go back and pick up the queen." ”

*****

In the east, Li Zhao was talking to Aunt Qin.

Yang Houzhao came back and had to take her away.

Looking at Yang Houzhao's talking eyes, Li Zhao still couldn't see what Ya was thinking in his heart.

Yang Houzhao's life is regular, he has to feed the tiger every day, then practice salvo, and pull the attendants: "Military training." ”

At night, it is necessary to "make trouble".

Fortunately, the emperor and queen have three days off for three days of marriage, and he doesn't have to watch the twists and turns, otherwise this person doesn't seem to be busy.

So for such a "busy" person, now should be the time for riding and shooting.

How swaggering back.

If something goes wrong, it's a demon.

Li Zhao didn't know what bad ideas Yang Houzhao would have, and after Aunt Qin retreated, she kept asking, "Then where are we going?" If you don't say it, I won't go. ”

Yang Houzhao said: "You just follow me, take you to see beautiful things, and worship Buddha." ”

Li Zhao looked at Yang Houzhao when he spoke, and his big hands were eager to try, obviously some evil things.

What Buddha would make him so excited?

He doesn't believe in Buddhism either.

Li Zhao thought to herself, I shouldn't go, and she unwillingly proposed: "The morning time is just right, otherwise let's talk about the conversation first, and then go in the afternoon, okay?" ”

Pushing it like this, Li Zhao felt that Yang Houzhao might forget about it later.

Yang Houzhao shook his head.

"Nope."

Li Zhao thought to himself, I can't be eaten to death by him just because I got married, right?

She said tentatively, "Then what if I must not go?" ”

Yang Houzhao smiled and took out a stack of silver tickets from his arms: "I will give you all the ones I changed in advance." ”

Li Zhao: "......"

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In a corner near the Imperial City Garden, there is a building called Linglong Pavilion.

It is a small courtyard, much smaller than Qingning Palace, it should not be compared with Qingning Palace, the palaces in the palace are bigger than it, it is just a triple courtyard facing due east.

The place where Yang Houzhao took Li Zhao is Linglong Pavilion.

Passing by the fragrant garden, the sedan chair stopped, and Yang Houzhao asked all his subordinates to guard at the gate.

Then he took Li Zhao's hand: "That's it, let's go, I'll take you to see the fun." ”

Li Zhao's curiosity was aroused by this cold courtyard, and he followed Yang Houzhao into the courtyard.

This courtyard is built on the topography, the south side is high, there is only one floor, and the back is low, so there is a two-story corridor.

The rest of the dougong cornices are similar to other houses, but the tile is a lotus.

has entered the courtyard, sandalwood bursts to the nose, covering up the fragrance of flowers, fortunately it is really related to the Buddha.

Li Zhao looked at Yang Houzhao curiously, and the waiting eyes were staring at him to introduce.

Yang Houzhao came here when he was sixteen years old, and at that time he was still a eunuch and palace maid sent by his father to guide the way.

Because it is a very novel place, he will never forget it.

The Buddha of Joy was enshrined in the house on the south side.

Yang Houzhao pointed to the door: "There is an old eunuch, I heard our voice, and I will come out in a while." ”