"It turned out to be the Ninth Master, and I have been looking up for a long time..."

Li Fatzi arched his hand and said something that didn't hurt or itch. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

Gu Sumu glanced at the fat man Li, displeased in his heart, and secretly said that this person was really hypocritical.

"Well said, well said..."

Without waiting for the old man to finish speaking, Li Fatzi hurriedly said: "Don't look at my young age, but I am the boss at home." Being a man can be regarded as righteousness, and my friends and brothers all call me Uncle Li..."

As he spoke, Fat Li looked at the old man with interest.

Isn't it just self-reporting, this can't scare you fat man, who wouldn't brag about it!

Seeing the old man's somewhat purple face, Gu Sumu finally couldn't help laughing, and his heart was much happier in an instant.

helped Gu Su Mu avenge the revenge just now, and Fat Li was no longer angry with the old man, and gave him a step down: "At my age, it must be inappropriate for you to call me Uncle Li." Otherwise, you will call me Li Ye, right? What do you think? ”

Li Ye, tsk, this one sounds really exciting!

The face of the old man, who claimed to be the ninth master, changed several times, and finally sighed secretly, and the straight road was terrifying.

"Well said, Master Li." Jiu Ye hugged his hands and said, his expression was very natural.

Presumably, for those of them in the rivers and lakes, the word 'master' is similar to the 'total' in the current business field. This Mr. Li, that Mr. Wang, are everywhere, and calling Li Ye is actually no different from Mr. Li, and it is not a loss.

This Li Ye called the fat man Li is very comfortable, there is always a dead fat man on weekdays, Brother Li, this Li Ye is much more domineering, it seems that it is necessary to popularize it in the future.

Seeing that this lustful old man had suffered a loss, Gu Sumu was not so stingy, and was finally willing to sit down. Gu Sumu sits, Xia Luo sits, if there is a pair of mahjong on the table, the four of them can really play two laps.

"Listening to the accent of the Ninth Master, it seems to be from the north?"

There is a big difference between the dialects of the north and south of China, and Li Fatzi is a northerner, and he can probably understand some of the words of the lascivious old man, so he asked.

"Henan, Xuchang." The Ninth Master replied in authentic Henan dialect.

"Xuchang..."Li Fatzi couldn't help but be stunned when he heard this.

Xuchang, this place is incredible.

As early as the Xia Dynasty, the capital was built in Yangzhai, which is now Xuchang Yuzhou. Later, in the first year of Jian'an in the Eastern Han Dynasty, Cao Cao went to Luoyang, Kyoto of the Eastern Han Dynasty to welcome the emperor, and moved the capital to Xuxian County (now Xuchangdong, Henan), and Xuchang became the last capital of the Han Dynasty.

Later, because of Cao Pi's sentence 'Han died and Xu, Wei Chang was in Xu', so it was named Xuchang.

In the period of the Three Kingdoms, Xuchang was called the five capitals of Wei together with Yecheng and Chang'an.

Henan Province is one of China's cultural provinces, and Xuchang City is one of the best in its long history, and there are countless stories to tell. Li Fatzi, who is very interested in the history of the Three Kingdoms, naturally knows something about this ancient Wei capital.

No wonder this old man is a little familiar with his words, it turns out that the other party is from Henan. Li Fatzi's hometown is not far from Henan, and the language is somewhat influenced by each other, so Li Fatzi can understand half a word.

"Ninth Master, you are so old, you are not in Xuchang to raise your days, why did you come to the UK?"

Looking at the old man's appearance, he didn't need to ask to know that he must be an English idiot. No wonder I asked a few words on the rooftop just now, but no one in the door answered, and the co-authors didn't understand at all, let alone answer in English.

"Alas, the will of heaven is like this, the old man should have this catastrophe!"

mentioned why he appeared in Nuocheng, the old man couldn't help but sigh again and again, and they were even more curious.

"The old man walked in the rivers and lakes when he was young, and he had so many family heirloom skills in his hands, which can be regarded as a little famous. Later, he broke the four olds and swept away all the cows, ghosts, snakes and gods, and the old man suffered because of this. After a few years of depressed life, I... Forget it, this is miserable, don't talk about it. ”

The old man's eyes were full of sorrow, and it seemed that that time was full of bad memories.

"Thanks to the reform and opening up, there are more and more rich people in China, and the old man has a market again. With the fame that broke out when he was young, coupled with these later experiences, the more mixed the life became, the more comfortable it became. It can be said that people sit at home, and money comes from the sky..."

At this point, the old man's expression was noticeably much happier, but it was soon replaced by annoyance again.

"A few months ago I received an order for sale... A big boss bought a house in the UK, and within two weeks of living in, he fell seriously ill, and there were frequent accidents in his hometown in China, so the old man appeared here. ”

Holy!?

Looking at the old man's sighing and mysterious appearance, Li Fatzi probably knew what he was doing.

Having said so much, this old man is a god stick!?

"It turned out to be a charlatan."

Gu Sumu said disdainfully, and then translated what the old man had just said to Xia Luo.

After hearing this, Xia Luo even looked at the Ninth Master with pitiful eyes. Probably in his eyes, this old man is not much different from a psychopath.

The ninth master didn't think much of Gu Sumu and Xia Luo's attitude, probably he had seen too much of this kind of look, and he was already immune. However, with the old man's stingy character, he is called a liar, and he will definitely refute two sentences.

"The little dolls don't understand, and the ninth master doesn't blame you. You were born in New China and grew up under the red flag, and you don't know what the era of the Ninth Master lived like. Don't think that if you have studied mathematics, nature, physics and chemistry, you can ignore these treasures handed down by your ancestors, there are many things you don't know. ”

The ninth master didn't know where to find a fan, and one by one it was upside down.

"Take this feng shui as an example, it is also known as Qing Wu Shu, Qing Capsule Technique, and the more academic term is called Kanyu. You can say that this is superstition, but you cannot deny that this is a mystic art with a long history of the Chinese nation. Since ancient times, from emperors and generals to ordinary people, all of them have taken feng shui as good. Entering the house to choose a tomb, building a temple and building a village, which thing is inseparable from feng shui? ”

Seeing that what the Ninth Master said was mysterious and mysterious, Li Fatzi put away his contempt, but Gu Sumu still disdained it, just thinking that this was the consistent rhetoric of charlatans.

Seeing that Gu Sumu and Xia Luo no longer laughed at their business, the Ninth Master was no longer entangled and continued: "The old man has lived for most of his life, and he has never seen anything, but this is really the first time to fly abroad. My old bones could not withstand anything to cross the ocean and go to heaven and earth, so I rejected the man five times. It was only for the last time that I took this errand after a moment of relenting. ”

As he spoke, the Ninth Master didn't know where to find a bottle of wine again, and poured two sips.

"After all, Liu Bei invited Kong Ming only three times, and if he didn't agree, it would be a bit unkind, wouldn't it? Besides, the reward given by the other party is really exciting..."

Li Fatzi couldn't help but be happy when he heard this, and said: "And you can travel abroad for free, why not?" ”

"Hey, boy, I didn't expect our two to be quite temperamental."

Jiu Ye seems to have forgotten that he also scolded Li Fatzi not long ago, and he actually thinks that Li Boy is actually quite good.

"Boy? It's called Li Ye! Seeing that the old man wanted to take advantage of himself, Li Fatzi retorted without hesitation.

"You can pull it down, the word 'master' is also used by a hairy boy like you? The second master of Guan, the god of wealth, the lord of Yama, the lord of the land, which one can you touch? actually shamelessly called himself Li Ye..."

The ninth master seemed to have a lot of opinions about the title of Li Fatzi, and finally couldn't help but complain wildly.

Li Fatzi was not angry, but asked calmly: "I can't touch the side of their masters, I don't know if your ninth master has touched it?" ”

Li Fatzi's questioning made the Ninth Master quite unhappy, and the latter frowned and said, "Boy, look down on your Ninth Master, don't you?" ”

"What, you still have to be bright, can't you really work hard?" Li Fatzi saw that there was a play, and continued to stimulate the old man.

"Don't provoke Lao Tzu, I'm afraid that the Ninth Master will come out and scare you to death."

"Ninth Master, scare me to death." Li Fatzi said disappreciatively.

Seeing that Gu Sumu and Xia Luo also had the expressions of believing that they were liars, Jiu Ye's competitiveness was really aroused by Li Fatzi and them.

"Okay, today the old man will let you see the mystical art handed down from our China. Let's see if it's me a charlatan, or if you're sitting in the well and watching the sky! ”

After speaking, the ninth master stretched out his hand towards Li Fatzi.

"Hand it!"

"Master Li, I don't do it..."

"What nonsense, hurry up."

"What does Feng Shui want my hands to do? You're too lax, aren't you? ”

The ninth master was almost amused by the fat man Li, and replied angrily: "Look at your sister's feng shui, the ninth master is going to show you your appearance." ”

Li Fatzi suddenly realized, and secretly said that there are quite a lot of nine masters, and even fortune-telling is in his skill package.

Just when Li Fatzi was surprised, the Ninth Master saw that he was reluctant to stretch out his hand, only that he was still doubting his ability.

"Hmph, how many people beg the ninth master to calculate a hexagram for them on weekdays, you hairy boy, you are too ignorant!"

The old man's stinky temper came up again, and when he saw that he was about to stretch out his hand back, Li Fatzi immediately handed it out.

Anyway, being idle is idle, so it's better to listen to how this old man flickered.

Jiu Ye glanced at Li Fatzi arrogantly, and then took his left hand and looked at it carefully.

For a moment, the room fell silent, and no one spoke again.

Li Fatzi originally had a playful mentality and didn't take this too seriously, but when he saw the old man's brows furrowed high, and the wrinkles on his forehead were all squeezed together, he couldn't help but secretly think: This old man shouldn't say something unlucky to scare the fat man, then this plot is too vulgar.

Jiu Ye's face was full of confusion, he didn't speak for a long time, and suddenly looked up at Li Fatzi. From top to bottom, from left to right, I looked at the face of the fat man.

"From palmistry, physiognomy, astrology..."

The Ninth Master pondered for a long time, and finally made up his mind to say.

"You guy is a once-in-a-century Heavenly Evil Lone Star Fate..."

Holy! Fuck you, uncle!

Vulgar!! Teter's vulgar!!

(To be continued!) (To be continued.) )