"Understood, understood!" Huang Mao didn't know what to say, so he could only answer Ye Lingxi's question. Whether he understands it or not, he has to say something! What if this practitioner is unhappy and beats himself?

Lian Jiazi! Golden Bell Jar! Iron Cloth Shirt!

This is Huang Mao's positioning for Ye Lingxi, who said that martial arts novels are all nonsense? Today he met one, who looked tender and tender, like a high school student, but his foreign kung fu had reached a terrible level, and the steel pipe smashed his head as if it was fine!

"Uh~"

Ye Lingxi didn't expect Huang Mao to really answer his question, so he simply let go of the weapons of the two people, pointed at the two who fell to the ground and said to Huang Mao: "The person carrying you will get out, let me see you next time and beat you twice!"

Yellow Fur threw away the baseball bat, as if he had been pardoned, and his three companions lifted the two of them and ran, not daring to stay for a moment!

Liu Wenwu saw that it was okay, so he leaned over to look at Ye Lingxi's head: "Ye Lingxi, you are really fine." ”

"It's okay~"

After speaking, he hugged his head and squatted down: "It's weird! It really hurts!"

Although the fourth- or fifth-level physique exceeds the limit of ordinary people, it is his head that is beaten! Just a layer of scalp protection, it is good to protect him from skull fractures, so it is strange that it does not hurt!

Only after he cultivates to the fifth level and reaches the flesh and blood realm of the muscles and bones realm, can he be hit on the head by a steel pipe without realizing it~

Xuanyuan Sword flew out of Ye Lingxi's hood, landed where he had just been beaten, and laughed: "Young man, with a fourth- or fifth-level physique, you are much better than ordinary people, only when your physique and spiritual power have truly reached level ten, can you completely surpass ordinary people and ignore these blunt weapon blows."

When you reach level 20, even ordinary blades can't hurt you. ”

"Senior, when will you be able to resist bullets?" Liu Wenwu looked at Xuanyuan Sword with a shocked expression.

"Anti-bullet, how can you have to be after level 40!"

"So early?!"

Liu Wenwu thought that he would have to be seventy or eighty levels, but he didn't expect that he only needed forty levels!

"Early?"

Xuanyuan Jian wanted to poke Liu Wenwu, but seeing the sweat on his face, he still gave up this plan, and instead poked the place where Ye Lingxi was beaten, sending out a stream of aura to help him calm the peripheral nerves and relieve the pain.

"Boy, don't treat cultivation as an upgrade game! Level forty, but a level that many people can't reach! It's not something that can be upgraded by killing monsters and kryptonite!"

With the help of Xuanyuan Sword, Ye Lingxi's pain had dissipated, and he let go of the hand holding his head, and he said decadently: "Xuanyuan Sword senior, do you think I'm quite wasteful?"

This aura,

Xuanyuan Jian nodded at the sword body: "It's quite wasteful, but it's good that you, a good student who has just finished the college entrance examination, can scrap two." ”

Xuanyuan Jian's evaluation is very objective.

Ye Lingxi stood up and rubbed his chest, to be honest, he didn't have the pectoralis major muscle, and his chest hurt a little, but it was still not as good as the headache.

Looking at the steel pipe that was thrown on the ground, Ye Lingxi almost scolded! That damn steel pipe was not a regular cylindrical shape, and there was a hoop tied to fix the steel pipe in the middle, which was not as thick as the little finger.

It was this thing that hit him on the head just now, and from the perspective of "the pressure is inversely proportional to the force area", the actual damage he received just now was even higher than the damage caused by a simple steel pipe smash!

Liu Wenwu looked at Ye Lingxi with admiration, lifted his suitcase, and said firmly: "It's decided, Ye Lingxi, I'll call you boss in the future, and I'll mess with you! Let's go, let's go back to your house!"

“.........”

“.........”

Ye Lingxi and Xuanyuan Jian had nothing to say~

Xuanyuan Sword slipped back into the hood, and the two walked out of the old DMV compound.

At this time, the damn traffic jam disappeared instead, and a taxi stopped without even waiting for the two of them to wave, rolled the window and asked if they wanted to take the car.

This world is like this, the more you look forward to it, the more reality hits you, and when you feel that it doesn't matter anymore, reality will help you.

When the two of them entered the house with a sword, Ye's mother had already woken up and was holding a takeaway list to study what to eat at night.

Today is Monday, Dad Ye won't come back too early, and the responsibility of cooking will be on Mother Ye and Ye Lingxi.

Ye Lingxi is better, since the first raw rice he stuffed was wiped out by Ye's mother, Ye's mother has been encouraging him to cook, until now, although Ye Lingxi's cooking skills are not superb, but he can also be a "family cook"......... He, Ye Lingxi, is a man who swears not to have tracheitis!

On the other hand, Mother Ye may be short of cooking in the Five Elements, and the dishes she makes are all fragrant, but the taste is too much, and she was ridiculed by Father Ye as "dark cuisine under the light", and then deprived Mother Ye of her chef certificate.

So on Monday, either Ye Lingxi cooked, or Ye's mother ordered takeout.

The sound of the door opening sounded, and Mother Ye saw her son carrying a suitcase, and beckoned the people behind her to enter the house, and unknowingly tore the takeaway list in half with both hands!

It's over! My son brought his girlfriend into the house!

She's going to lose her son!

She's going to be a mother-in-law!

It's over, in four or five years, she will be a grandmother!

The next moment, a fat man with a smooth and moist face, that is, a little dark, entered their house~

Look, the reality is so interesting, when Mother Ye felt that she was getting old, she turned the girl she imagined into a black fat man!

"Mom, this is Liu Wenwu, an alumnus of my future university, and he is also from our Hongshan City, he was late in the car and stayed at our house for a night. ”

"Oh oh oh, welcome, welcome~"

Mother Ye put aside the torn takeaway list, took the suitcase with a kind and kind smile, and said to Liu Wenwu: "Don't be restrained in our house, just be your own home, you are probably tired from taking a car, go to take a bath, go to Lingxi House to play games, Auntie will make you a delicious meal~"

Liu Wenwu smiled: "Thank you, Auntie, but you don't need to cook too much, you can cook as usual." ”

Mother Ye agreed, and after putting Liu Wenwu's suitcase next to the shoe cabinet, she went into the kitchen and closed the door.

The next moment, Xuanyuan Jian clearly heard a voice that ordinary people couldn't hear: "Crooked, Jiaxin fast food, I want to order food........."

After getting a bottle of cold drink for Liu Wenwu from the refrigerator, Ye Lingxi took him into the bedroom together, Liu Wenwu was too fat, and he was tired and sweaty when he walked downstairs with his suitcase.

Xuanyuan Sword flew out of the hood, floated to Ye Lingxi's computer, conjured up a tentacle to download a small game, and said to him: "Boy, from now on, this divine sword will conduct special training for you and improve your melee skills!"