Chapter 327: Man Depends on Clothes, Trees Rely on Bark
Uncle Luo smiled helplessly, so he had to put the steering wheel towards the downtown area. This eldest lady is stubborn, he has no way to deal with her.
Xu 'Yan' Ting hugged her arms around her 'chest' and suddenly glanced at me: "Hey, I heard that you are still the boss of a middle school in Beikou City?" ”
I raised my eyebrows: "Yo, it turns out that you have investigated me?" ”
She said, "Of course, I'm your employer now, so what if I don't know anything about you?" There's no way I'm going to hire someone from an unknown source. ”
I smiled, squinted my eyes, and said, "So, is this identity still satisfactory to you?" My employer? ”
"Make do with it." Xu Yanting pinched her chin and looked at me for a long time, shook her head and said, "But it's not enough, you look too honest, you have to be more fierce, how can that person be afraid of you?" Anyone like you can be the boss, and the people in your school are a bunch of nerds, right? ”
"......" I suddenly had the urge to swear, glanced at Uncle Luo in the driver's seat and forcibly endured it. I don't want to be caught in the mountains and forests like a sandstorm, and the corpses are thrown into the mountains.
"Please, Miss, you chose me in the first place, okay?" I said with a bitter face: "I want to find someone who is honest again, and I want to find someone who looks like the underworld, your requirements are inconsistent, do you think there is such a person in this world?" If you're looking for someone who looks fierce, just hire a sandstorm during the day and you're done. ”
Xu Yanting glanced at her mouth and said, "I don't want it, I feel disgusted when I see him." ”
With a helpless face, I shrugged my shoulders and said, "Anyway, I'm not the Monkey King, I can't change seventy-two times, I can't change my ......."
"It's okay, I have a way." Xu Yanting smiled and winked at me.
I was stunned.
Uncle Luo took the steering wheel and drove into the downtown area. It was already half past six, and the vendors who set up the night stalls were almost out, and the roadside was full. This street is also full of stores selling all kinds of small commodities all the way, of course, this street used to be eaten or used or worn, basically cheap, belonging to the common people and students often go shopping, I really can't figure out what is here that this eldest lady can see?
Bentley cars are rare everywhere, and driving into this kind of place has attracted a lot of people's side eyes, especially the eldest lady's license plate, Jiang BBB000, everyone understands that this kind of license plate is not available to people without some status.
"Miss, where to stop?"
"Stop at the 'door' of that store." Xu Yanting stretched out her hand and pointed to a small shop in front of her.
When the Bentley stopped, Xu Yanting got out of the car, and immediately heard many voices expressing amazement at the beauty of this "girl", but it seemed that Xu Yanting had been accustomed to such praise since she was a child, and did not show any difference. I followed her to the 'door' of the store and was stunned for a moment.
This is a shop that specializes in selling tattoo stickers.
I smiled wryly, and I understood what she was talking about.
"Hey, what are you still doing?"
When I looked up, I found that Xu 'Yan' Ting had already walked into the store.
I had to follow her in, she already had several tattoo stickers in her hand, carefully choosing: "Hey, give me some advice, what do you think is good?" ”
I shrugged my shoulders and said, "Whatever, you're the employer, you can do whatever you want." ”
Xu 'Yan' Ting glanced at me, and continued to carefully select a large number of tattoo stickers.
The shopkeeper also seemed to notice that Xu 'Yan' Ting got off the Bentley outside, and she was dressed in a very expensive outfit, so she knew at a glance that she was the eldest lady of a rich family, and hurriedly rubbed her hands and came over to receive her with a flattering smile.
"What style does this beautiful 'girl' need?"
"Hmm...... It looks a little more fierce when you put it on. Xu Yanting pointed at me: "Give it to him." ”
The shopkeeper gave me a suspicious look, as if speculating about my relationship with her. The clothes and pants and shoes all add up to no more than 100 yuan, and it is indeed a little incompatible to stand with her.
But I didn't bother to care what he thought, I leaned to the side with my arms folded and yawned silently. At this time, I suddenly saw a tattoo sticker of a wolf's head on the counter on the other side, the wolf's face was 'gloomy', and his eyes were as cold as a knife, lifelike, which reminded me of the eyes of the underworld, just like a real wolf.
I walked over and picked up the tattoo sticker: "Hey, how about this?" ”
Xu Yanting glanced back and nodded: "Well, it's not bad." ”
I put the wolf's head on my arm, it was the first time I had used a tattoo on it, and it was really 'like' like a real tattoo on it.
Xu 'Yan' Ting found a lot of other stickers with 'messy' patterns, and pasted all the places I could see up and down my body, what bullets, skulls, 'messy', all kinds of stickers on my neck, and the back of my hands.
After Xu 'Yan' Ting finished pasting, she clapped her hands and smiled with satisfaction as if she had completed her work: "Not bad, it's finally a little presentable." ”
I looked in a mirror, and it really felt different from before, but it was a wry smile, did this kind of childlike trick really work?
Xu 'Yan' Ting also found a black 'colored' butterfly pattern and pasted it on the back of her hand, then raised her little fist and lit up the back of her hand to me, and playfully stuck out her tongue: "How is it, is it good-looking?" ”
I had to laugh dryly: "Hehe, 'pretty good'." ”
You're my employer, dare I say it's not good-looking?
When we got out of the tattoo shop, Xu Yanting looked at me for a long time, and then shook her head: "Your outfit is too bad, others think you are my follower at a glance." ”
"Will you?" I looked down at myself, "I think 'pretty good'......"
"No way!" Xu Yan'ting said undeniably: "You are like this, you are a goof, how can you be my shield?" Do you still want to be paid? ”
Me: "......"
……
I took Uncle Luo's car to a department store again.
Coming out of the fitting room, Xu 'Yan' Ting, who was sitting outside waiting, looked back at me, and seemed to have a feeling of brightness.
"Well, it's all right now, right?" I also picked out two casual clothes, originally this eldest lady also wanted to pick a suit for me, I said speechlessly that the suit will block the tattoo on the arm, your tattoo sticker will not be bought for nothing, she thought about it and then gave up.
Xu 'Yan' Ting crossed her arms and pouted and said, "Hmph, it's okay." ”
I walked over to the mirror and looked at myself, and I was stunned for a moment when I saw myself. It seems that there is nothing wrong with people relying on clothes and trees and bark, and I never thought that I could have such a handsome side.