Chapter 26: Hellish Days
Hearing this, I was completely chilled, I guess I don't want to say goodbye to Ma Pingchuan in this life, waved my hand to interrupt the crazy old man's boastful talk, and asked in a low voice: "I suddenly don't want to learn now, okay?" ”
I've been with the crazy old man for two months, and I've figured out his temper all the time, and I've been changing ways all day long to teach me all kinds of methods, and I've always ignored it, it's not that I'm not interested in Qimenjutsu, but every time he teaches the five styles and one technique, he hasn't changed the tricks, I'm a little tired.
It's rare that this time I brought it up myself to learn some tricks, and the crazy old man might not be happy! I don't want to learn anymore, I don't think he will agree.
Sure enough, as soon as I spoke, the crazy old man jumped up and nailed it directly to my head, scolding: "No! If you dare to say that you don't want to learn, Lao Tzu immediately asked Ma Pingchuan to chop you into eighteen pieces and feed them to the dogs. ”
As soon as the words fell, Ma Pingchuan walked out, his hands still in his pants pockets, squinting at me, and said without hesitation: "Willing to serve." ”
My heart suddenly became angry, this kid seemed to eat me, although I was indeed inferior to him, but his attitude still made me very unhappy. At the moment, he nodded to the crazy old man and said, "Okay, let's talk!" Where do we start? ”
When the crazy old man heard this, his face suddenly changed again, and he said with a smile: "It's simple and simple, you know, hunting is originally five groups of ten doors, as a big order, as long as you choose one major, but the rest of you have to know a little, you must have talent, even stronger than us, this point does not need to be learned, next, I will tell you about the Taoism of the remaining four groups." ”
Then it's a bar, a bar, a big talk, it's all about feng shui, Qimen and Gu arts, insect knowledge, I listened to it boringly, but I have a good memory, and the logic is not bad, he said it nonsense together, I can even listen to the Tao, and I don't consciously classify and summarize it, and understand it according to my own ability.
Mr. Tree also saw that I was absent-minded, stopped speaking, reached out and scratched my messy hair, and said, "That's it! What the hell do you kid want to learn? You say I'll teach, it might be better. ”
When I heard this, I was overjoyed and blurted out: "I want to learn the speed and knife skills of Ma Pingchuan." ”
As soon as the words came out, Ma Pingchuan coldly floated out two words: "Dream!" ”
Mr. Shu's face also changed, and he said angrily: "Can you kid be a little promising?" Physical skills and weapons are the most basic things, which can be learned by everyone, and what Lao Tzu teaches you are advanced things, the essence that has been handed down for thousands of years, what things do you want to learn? ”
At this time, Xue Bing also walked out and said coldly: "He won't." ”
Mr. Shu's face was embarrassed, and he immediately returned to normal and said: "Indeed, his things are too vulgar, I have never taken them seriously, so I have never dabbled in them, if you want to learn that, you can let Ma Pingchuan teach you, and teach apprentices to fight masters, there has never been a shortage in history." ”
When I heard this, my heart was half cold, and the crazy old man who dared to fall in love would not be able to, how could it be possible to expect Ma Pingchuan to teach me! I want to learn this thing, and that's what I'm trying to do.
Unexpectedly, Ma Pingchuan suddenly said: "Yes!" ”
I was stunned suddenly, I didn't expect Ma Pingchuan to agree, and what I didn't expect was that after Ma Pingchuan finished speaking, as soon as he stretched out his hand, there was an extra long knife in his hand, about three feet long, the straight body was getting narrower, the cold light flowed, and as soon as it came out, a cold air rushed to my face, and I couldn't help but take a step back.
Ma Pingchuan frowned, his hand flipped over the long knife and disappeared, and the guy who was so long didn't know where he was hiding, shook his head at me and said, "The knife is too fierce, you can't control it." ”
As he spoke, he walked up to me, grabbed my arm and said, "Follow me." "Drag me away, Mr. Tree has no intention of stopping me, although I am scared, but his hand is like a pliers to grasp me, and my body involuntarily follows him.
Out of the courtyard gate, Ma Pingchuan looked at the direction, pulled me towards Wulongling, the pace was getting faster and faster, at first I was still able to keep up, but later, my body was almost dragged by him and galloped.
One mile of road is simply pediatric for Ma Pingchuan, and in the blink of an eye, he threw me to the ground, still with a cold face: "Run back and forth ten times, use your fastest speed." ”
I just wanted to speak, but he pulled out his long knife with a "swish", looked at me coldly, and said, "After three sounds, if you don't run, I'll cut off your legs, I'll be behind you, if you're lazy, I'll cut off your legs." ”
"One" this guy can count as he says, and there is no room for negotiation at all.
How dare I delay, jump up and run, while running while secretly scolding Ma Pingchuan bastard, when I was about to reach the entrance of the village, I wanted to see if I followed me as he said, as soon as I turned around, I was stabbed in the buttocks, the knife was not deep, but the pain was terrible, and I was suddenly frightened, and ran with all my strength.
I finally ran back and forth ten times, my tired legs were like lead, my lungs were like exploding, I lay on the ground, gasping for breath, even if Ma Pingchuan really cut my leg now, I will definitely not get up.
As soon as he lay down on the ground, Ma Pingchuan's cold face appeared, and he said coldly: "Yes, if you practice like this for a hundred years, you may be able to catch up with me." ”
I was angry, I scolded when I opened my mouth, Ma Pingchuan stretched out his hand and slapped a few times, and my left and right cheeks hurt hotly, and I was immediately angry, and I didn't know where the strength came from, so I jumped up and punched it.
Ma Pingchuan dodged as soon as he flashed, nodded and said, "Come and hit me." ”
After all, I am also the age of blood and strength, and I can't control so much at the moment, I will fight indiscriminately, but I didn't even touch the corner of Ma Pingchuan's clothes, but he punched a lot of punches and kicked a lot, and my whole body was in pain.
In this way, I fought hard for an hour, and in the end I couldn't lift my strength anymore, and I fell to the ground and couldn't get up again.
Ma Pingchuan grabbed me, more than 100 catties in his hand like a chicken, just carried me back home, entered the courtyard gate, threw me to the ground, and said to Xue Bing: "I'll leave it to you." ”
I have a bitter heart, I dare to love these two are in the same group, Ma Pingchuan has been tortured and replaced by Xue Bing, if this continues, my little life will be explained in their hands.
The crazy old man grinned on the side, leisurely took out the wine gourd, poured a mouthful of it, and said, "How is it?" It's better to learn from Lao Tzu, right? ”
When I heard this, I nodded with great difficulty, hoping that the crazy old man could save me and the sea of suffering, but unexpectedly, Xue Bing grabbed me, and said coldly while carrying it to the house: "There is no chance." ”
The crazy old man smiled, but he didn't stop him, my heart was cold, and it looked like I was going to be sad.
I don't know when there is a pig-killing bucket in the house, I know at a glance that it is the pig-killing bucket of Murakami's Jinfu family, except for his family, the rest of the family does not, dare to love this is to slaughter me like a pig.
Xue Bing casually threw me into the bucket, brought hot water and rushed it at me, the wound on my body was drenched, and the pain was abnormal, but fortunately, the temperature was moderate and it would not burn.
After a few buckets, my body was already soaked in hot water, and a head was exposed, and then Xue Bing took out some miscellaneous things and sprinkled them in the water, and for a while the smoke rose, and a bad smell floated up, and I was powerless to resist anyway, so I was at her mercy.
Xue Bing stood next to the bucket, and after a while, he brought a bucket of hot water to join it, and the strange thing was that after a while, the injuries on my body gradually stopped hurting, and then I understood, I dared to love Xue Bing This is healing me, and hurriedly thanked him, but Xue Bing ignored me.
I had been soaking in the bucket for three hours, Xue Bing lifted me out and threw it to the crazy old man, but the crazy old man did not continue to abuse me, let me change into clean clothes, and began to tell me about Feng Shui, Qimen Technique, Gu Technique and Insect Technique, I was afraid that I would be beaten by Ma Pingchuan again, so I had to pretend to be full of interest, and nodded while listening, indicating that I was learning.
Who knew that the crazy old man would talk about it in the afternoon, until the evening, Xue Bing went to cook, but I didn't expect this little girl's cooking skills to be good, only higher than me, not lower, and finally able to go back to the room to rest after eating.
As soon as I entered my room, I began to think in my heart, I can't live this day, I definitely can't beat Ma Pingchuan, it seems that this guy has no intention of leaving, rather than being bullied by him like this, it is better to slip away as soon as possible, make up your mind at the moment, stay until midnight, and sneak away.
Who would have thought that as soon as I lay down, Ma Pingchuan and the crazy old man came in, the reason was that there were only two beds in my house, and Xue Bing was a woman, so she would definitely have to sleep alone, so they had to come and squeeze me.
The two of them sandwiched me in the middle without saying a word, and I secretly complained in my heart, this is clearly a disguised captivity, this time, I can't run away if I want to.
I lay on the bed, secretly scolding the three of them in my heart, and I don't know how long I scolded, before I fell asleep in a daze. Early the next morning, as soon as the rooster crowed, Ma Pingchuan picked me up, dragged me all the way to the bottom of Wulong Ridge, and began to run back and forth ten times.
After running, just like yesterday, he beat him up and brought it back to Xue Bing, soaked in hot water for three hours, and the skin was soaked and wrinkled before it was allowed to come out, and then the crazy old man began to explain endlessly, except for meal time, until the evening.
In this way, I began this hellish day after week, and if I was slightly dissatisfied, I would be repaired by Ma Pingchuan, and in the end, I didn't even dare to have the idea of resisting.
With the passage of time, the number of times I ran back and forth gradually increased, and I had to be beaten as usual after running every day, Ma Pingchuan's shots became heavier and heavier, and I was beaten worse and worse every time.
Fortunately, there is also a Xue Bing, although her potion smells very bad, the effect is really good, and she basically recovers after three hours of soaking, otherwise it is estimated that I won't be able to survive even three days, and I will be killed by the three of them.