In late spring and March, in a garden in the backyard of Yinfu, it is the season when pear blossoms are like clouds.

Under an old pear tree leaning against the wall, there was a groan that was very incongruous with the quiet scenery around it.

A young female voice, as passionate as chicken blood, kept shouting: "Hard! Use some more force! Ass – Oops your ass is too big! ”

The other voice was even more distorted and trembling, with a pain somewhere between constipation and diarrhea: "Yes, the slave is already very hard...... However, this ass just can't be recovered! Little lady, the slave is sorry for you, the leftover chicken soup you usually eat, those chicken breasts and buttocks, are secretly eaten by the slave and maid! Woo woo woo ....... butt hurts so much! The slave is gone! ”

Fang Fei looked at it, and in addition to the main entrance and side door, there was such a small dog hole in the pear orchard. At this time, the entrance of the cave was stuck by the big ass of the green calyx, and there were human voices at the front door and the side door, and if I didn't think about it, the master and servant would be caught.

So he closed his eyes ruthlessly, and suddenly shouted: "Ah! There are snakes! Green calyx, there's a big snake behind you, and if you don't go out, it's going to bite you—"

Before the words fell, I heard a boom, and goodbye a piece of dust was flying. This small dog hole was instantly squeezed open by the erupting green calyx, as if it had become a pig hole, and Fang Fei hurriedly followed when she saw this.

After a while, the embarrassed master and servant finally returned to their own Hexiangwu, and then sat down in shock and kicked their mouths relatively roughly.

"Little lady, your previous trick is really amazing! By the way, how did you come up with this idea? ”

Fang Fei stretched out her hand, picked up a weed stuck to her hair, and said with a smile: "Because I know your ability to green calyx, in fact, nothing can be difficult to get you." For example, if I ask you to carry a hundred catties of rice, you will definitely not be able to do it. But if I reward you with a hundred pounds of gold, I can be sure that you will not only be able to carry it, but you will also be able to carry it and run away! ”

The smile on the green calyx's face froze there, and it took a while to come back to his senses, nodding and gritting his teeth: "Yes, the master really understands the slave and the maid, and the master is wise." ”

The two were talking, when suddenly the bead curtain was lifted, and Hongfu rushed in in a little panic.

"Little lady, the fifth lady went to the third lady, and the two quarreled without saying a few words. Now there is a lot of commotion, and it seems that even the old lady has been alarmed. ”

Fang Fei heard that the secret way was not good! I remember that in my previous life, my grandmother accidentally fell into the water when she was fighting at the Haitang Spring Dock this time, and then she has been lingering on the sickbed, and she didn't even see her well when she left Los Angeles.

At that moment, he ran outside with the two maids, and asked, "Who ran to tell my grandmother so much?" Hasn't she been recuperating all the time? ”

Red Whisk replied, "Who else could there be?" It must be the second lady! I am afraid that the world will not be chaotic. ”

It's the second aunt again! ——Fang Fei snorted coldly in her heart, sped up her steps, and suddenly came to a sudden stop, and instructed the green calyx: "You go to the stable, find Da Tan over, and say——"

Haitang Chunwu is the courtyard of Yin Yukui, a little lady in the third room, and she is the third among the children of the Yin Mansion and the eldest daughter of the third room. It was the fifth lady in the second room who quarreled with her, named Yin Qiongzhi, who had an older brother above her and two younger brothers below, who were also very pampered.

Fang Fei came to take a look, and sure enough, this fight seemed to be on an unprecedented scale. Not only did the maid and mother-in-law crowd the aisles, but even the roar of the third sister Yin Yukui was deafening.

Seeing this, Fang Fei had to sigh silently, this situation, I'm afraid that it will be difficult for my grandmother to pretend to be deaf and dumb! It seems that the second aunt did it on purpose.

"Don't you have to work? It's all scattered! ”

was reminded by Fang Fei like this, and the talents on the third floor and the outer three floors outside the courtyard finally dispersed. Then as soon as she pushed the door, she heard a hearty laugh from the third lady, which was crisp in her ears: "Isn't it Sun Tonghan who throws street goods one by one?" To tell you the truth, I don't like this guy at all! Don't think I don't know, you think you're the most beautiful and the most seductive in Manluo City, but do you dare to stand with Fang Fei and compare? Do you have that confidence? You always say that I am fat and obese with people behind your back, but you don't know that I am fat for a while, and you are short for a lifetime! I, Yin Yukui, can still lose weight if I make up my mind, but what about you? Could it be that you can break your own bones and grow a few more inches on them? Hahaha! Look at you still jumping so high, it's a pity that you can't go to the sky! Look at what you can! ”

"You ......." The voice of the fifth lady Yin Qiongzhi did sound like she was about to go to the sky, because the next moment, she suddenly fell straight forward, and the maid next to her shouted: "Oh, it's not good!" My little lady was stunned! ”

Fang Fei was very impressed by this matter, because in the memory of her previous life, after Yin Qiongzhi fainted, the second aunt took the opportunity to break into the Begonia Spring Dock with a vigorous attitude, and then in the dispute with the third lady, the old lady Yin, who came to persuade her, fell into the water.

So at this time, she immediately ran over, surrounded Yin Qiongzhi with a concerned face, and took advantage of the chaos of everyone to wipe Yin Qiongzhi's cheeks with a handkerchief, and shook the reptile that was originally wrapped in the handkerchief and was sleeping into Yin Qiongzhi's clothes.

This thing was quietly caught when she was listening to the corner of the wall in the pear orchard before, and she originally thought that she would bring it back to play with it, but she didn't expect it to come in handy so soon.

Since the person fainted, he naturally could not lie in the courtyard on the spot. Fang Fei saw that everyone carried Yin Qiongzhi into the flower hall of Haitang Chunwu, so she quietly ran over to the third sister Yin Yukui, pulled her sleeve and whispered: "Third sister, you have to beware of the second aunt and her trick to trick you in a while." ”

Yin Yukui's mother, the third lady, is sick in bed all the year round, she is the eldest daughter, and she has been in charge of the middle feed of the third room and her mother's dowry for some years.

Yin Yukui was obviously a little surprised, because Fang Fei's previous dispute over the third room had always been ignored and only ignored.

It's the first time that she has taken the initiative to show favor to herself like this, so she glanced at her with a little doubt and smiled, and replied indifferently: "If she doesn't pit me one day, the sun will come out in the west." ”

As he was talking, someone said from afar: "The old lady is here!" The second lady is here! ”

Fang Fei saw that she didn't believe it, so she leaned over and whispered, "Fifth sister pretended to be dizzy, I put reptiles in her clothes." ”

"Hah! You-" Yin Yukui was a little nervous at this moment, looked at it again after saying these words, and greeted the door with a smile, and said aggrievedly: "Grandmother-why are you here?" ”

The second lady supported her mother-in-law and took the lead in firing: "Hmph! Don't go too far, three girls! In the past, my family Qiongzhi has always thought that he owes you something because of his relationship with the Sun family, so he let you everywhere. I didn't expect you not only not to miss sisterhood, but to be unforgiving. I heard on the way that you made her stunned, tell me, what are your intentions? Do you have to ask her to return the Sun family's family affairs to you, are you willing? ”

When Yin Yukui heard this, she was about to fight back, but she saw that her grandmother, Old Madam Yin, had a very blue face, and knocked the ebony cane in her hand and said, "Okay!" What is there to say, and what is the system of being heard? ”

"Yes, yes, mother, please go slowly."

The second lady said, and helped the old lady Yin to pass by Yin Yukui and Fang Fei proudly.

At this time, in the flower hall, everyone was busy around Yin Qiongzhi, feeding water and wiping, Mrs. Yin naturally also cared about her granddaughter, stepped forward to take a look, saw Yin Qiongzhi's eyes closed, and her little face was white and green, and thought that she was really angry, so she said to Yin Yukui: "Yukui, you are always a sister, even if there is anything wrong with Qiongzhi, you should also teach her well, you can't always babble at every turn, I heard the words you said in the courtyard before, I heard it all the way in the corridor." ”

As soon as Kui Niangzi heard that this was not good, she was just about to defend herself when Fang Fei secretly pinched her arm. She reacted quickly, immediately lowered her head, changed her tough posture in the past, sobbed aggrievedly, and said while crying: "Grandmother, this is not the case, it is the fifth sister...... She first said that I was a man's wife, that I looked like a horse, ugly and afraid that no one would want me....... woo woo! Grandmother, you have to call the shots for your granddaughter! ”

"Qiongzhi girl really said that? How can this be - this, this is simply not true! ”

Old Mrs. Yin Su Ri still loves Yin Yukui, the granddaughter of the concubine, especially she doesn't like people to talk about her granddaughter's appearance behind her back, because Yin Yukui is actually a little similar to her, both of them are iconic horse faces and square chins, and her face is extremely ugly at the moment.

The second lady didn't look good and wanted to go up to make up for it, but suddenly heard her daughter who was lying on the couch screaming: "There are bugs!" There's bugs crawling around me, so help me find it! Oh my God, what the hell is this......."

Then everyone saw that Yin Qiongzhi, who was originally lying on the couch and pretending to be dizzy, was like a ghost at this time, taking off his clothes regardless of reserve, and scratching around his body without stopping.

Her two maids, Changen and Changde, wanted to come forward to help, but they were rewarded with a big mouth by one of her thunderous people: "It's all to blame on you two useless!" Why don't you hurry up and help me find the bugs? I've endured this for a long time! The more I endure it, the more uncomfortable I feel! ”

In a word, he honestly explained how he pretended to be dizzy.

This IQ really makes Fang Fei and Yin Yukui feel that it is fragrant to eat.