Aunt: "The starling?" What can come from, it's a parrot. ”

I asked incredulously, "Just now, my little life was in the hands of a parrot?" ”

Aunt: "Master's face is cold and warm, when I asked me to bring starling, I knew you were fine." But don't underestimate that starling, it's very accurate. ”

Me: "Huh? Foresee? ”

Aunt: "Of course. ”

Me: "Then it says I should be killed, could it be that I will really become a demon god in the future?" ”

My aunt was stunned for a moment, and there was something hidden in her eyes: "Haha, I'm playing with you, I really believe it." Stupid! ”

I was depressed.

Aunt: "But this parrot is really different. ”

I asked, "What's the difference?" ”

Aunt: "Didn't you notice that it's so smart?" ”

Me: "I found out, and I love to swear, and I don't smoke much." ”

Aunt: "There's one more thing you can't guess. ”

Me: "What? ”

Aunt: "How old do you think this parrot is?" ”

I read a book about it, this kind of small parrot has an average lifespan of less than ten years, that is, it is good to live for more than ten years.

But since my aunt asked, the parrot must have lived longer.

I dared to guess: "Fifteen years of life?" ”

My aunt pouted: "Rare and strange!" This parrot was picked up by my master's master in the mountains when he was first admitted to the mountain gate. My ancestor was nine years old that year, and my ancestor was twenty years older than my master, that is to say, the year the parrot was picked up, even if it was just born, it was eleven years older than my master. My master is fifty-eight years old this year, do you calculate, how old is this parrot? ”

Very simple addition and subtraction.

Eleven plus fifty-eight, I'll go! Nearly seventy years old!

This, this, this...... Is this wrong?

I asked, "Auntie, is this parrot a good man?" ”

Aunt: "It's not uncommon to be really fine. It's strange that you don't make it. It's like you see an old man who has lived for 800 years, isn't it strange? People say that being old and not dying is a thief! This parrot is a thief. ”

Linglong babbled on and on, "But my master has always taken good care of it. You know why? Hee-hee, you put your ears together, I'll tell you secretly. ”

I leaned my ear over.

My aunt blew in my ear and whispered, "Have you heard of Aiwu and Wu?" ”

I was stunned for a moment, and suddenly remembered something, and exclaimed: "Your master and your ancestor...... Is it ......?"

My aunt glanced at Daoist Jia, who was walking in front and bowing her head and pondering, not knowing what bad idea she was thinking, glared at me fiercely, and said in a low voice: "Oops...... You want to die...... Let you not say. ”

I understand.

Back then, Yun Su Immortal Gu must have had a love affair with her master that could not be announced to the world. Yun Su Immortal Gu liked her master, so she was so indulgent to this parrot.

I said, "Auntie, you have to learn more from your master, see how unrestrained and bold your master is, why did you resist so much when you came to us?" ”

Linglong glanced at me: "Hmph, my master is my master, I am me, don't try to beat my idea." ”

Me: "Auntie, don't you like me?" ”

Linglong: "I like you big-headed ghost!" Alright, it's out, get out of here. ”

Sure enough, it came out!

Then we came to the boardwalk where we had just been waiting.

I turned back one step at a time, reluctantly moving forward.

Exquisitely stood there, watching us leave.

Far away...... Far away......

It has walked out for tens of meters.

I felt unspeakably uncomfortable. I don't know what's wrong with me, I obviously haven't been in contact with my aunt for a long time, far less than my twin sisters and sisters, but my aunt's weight in my heart is irreplaceable.

I can't help but think of the time when Linglong left Xiyang City not long ago, I stood on the balcony, she stood in the community garden, a ray of sunlight sprinkled on her in the morning, Linglong bathed in it, holy and warm, just like the sun in my world.

I'm too lazy to care about worldly righteousness, morality and ethics, and I'm even more lazy to pay attention to gossip and what others think of me.

I'm following the third master in the mountains and destitute, why doesn't anyone mention worldly benevolence to me?

The third master was stopped and buried in the coffin, and the coffin lid was lifted and tossed for a long time, why didn't anyone mention ethics and morality to me?

I can't miss her anymore......

I turned around like crazy and ran towards Linglong.

She stared at me with wide eyes: "You...... What do you want to do! ”

I ran up to her and kissed her the cheek.

My aunt kicked me away, but the corners of her mouth were hiding a smile, and her tender face was crimson: "Bastard, do you want face?" ”

I smiled and said, "If you can catch up with your aunt, what do you want to do?" ”

My aunt gave me a blank look, and said angrily: "Go chase the twins!" ”

I stepped back and slowly left, waving at her with a silly smile, and I said, "Auntie, I'll pick you up when you come out." ”

Linglong glared at me again: "Look at the way you laugh lewdly, you must not have any good intentions when you came to pick me up." If you dare to touch me again, I will get rid of you eunuch!" ”

……

In the end, they are still separated.

Since this time, I have been afraid of separation. In the future, there have been countless parting ways, and I always secretly set off alone.

I was afraid of other people's tears, and even more afraid of my own tears.

I'm afraid to see other people's backs, and I'm even more afraid to leave their backs on others.

All the way to the foot of Longhu Mountain, I was still in a lost mood and couldn't be happy.

Daoist Jia is more preoccupied than me.

Suddenly, I noticed that when the thing came down from the mountain, it had been silent.

This is abnormal!

I asked, "Lao Jia, what's wrong with you?" ”

shouted several times in a row, but Lao Jia still walked forward with his head down.

I kicked him in the ass, and Lao Jia sighed: "Little brother, are you doing wool?" ”

I asked, "What's wrong with you?" ”

Lao Jia smiled and said, "Little brother, do you think that parrot, if you give it away, is it a good gift?" ”

I was stunned: "To whom?" Zhang Zhuzhu, or Xiaomei? ”

Lao Jia: "Cut!" Grandpa, am I a person who only sees women? I plan to steal the parrot one day and give it to my apprentice. ”

I was stunned again: "Your apprentice? ”

Lao Jia: "It's your son!" ”

I blew it up on the spot.

The picture of the future is full of in my mind: Lao Jia bragging, cheating, taking my son around to pick up girls, and there are still problems with the key aesthetics. Then a parrot swears in front of my son all day long, and has nothing to do with my son to show how to ** all kinds of birds, even chickens and ducks......

What will my son become of growing up in this environment?

I looked around, picked up a piece of wooden stick, and roared angrily: "Lao Jia, Nima Dan, if you dare to beat my son's idea, Lao Tzu will beat you to death!" ”

Old Jia Haha ran away with a smile and said, "Little brother, you just accept your fate." Grandpa, I pinched my fingers and counted, and I could know for a hundred years. Your son is destined to be my apprentice, give it to me, you can rest assured, I promise to train him into a talent seven times a night! ”

I chased for a long time, this thief was slippery, and after ten minutes, the two of us were out of breath, holding our knees with our hands, panting.

I said, "Lao Jia, you are so capable, don't you know a hundred years by pinching your fingers, do you calculate whether I will help you summon spirits?" ”

Daoist Jia was stunned for a moment, and suddenly became depressed: "Little brother...... No! Can I call your ancestors successful? That's a million! It's a million to summon a soul......"