"Miss Azhu, I think we should change our appearance first to make it easier to act....." On the way to Shanglin Temple, Lin Yu spoke bitterly and persuaded Azhu again and again.

This time I went to Shaolin, only Ah Zhu and Lin Yu, while Wang Yuyan and Ah Zi stayed at the inn, Lin Yu believed that as long as they didn't bring back the news of Murong Fu for a day, Wang Yuyan and Ah Bi would not leave.

As for the disguise request, it was completely Lin Yu who wanted to steal Azhu's disguise technique.

"What, is it possible that the famous Zhongshentong is still afraid of confronting our son-in-law?" Ah Zhu glanced at Lin Yu and said mockingly.

"How is that possible?" After Lin Yu showed an incredible expression, he said seriously: "I'm afraid that my peerless appearance will affect the cultivation of the monks of Shaolin Temple, in case those monks move their hearts, the consequences will be unimaginable....."

"....." Ah Zhu had never seen such a brazen person, glared at Lin Yu, and then ignored it.

"Well, I admit it, it's not a matter of appearance, I'm worried that I'm too young, too strong, too famous, too big face, and will face challenges from the predecessors of Shaolin Temple. You know, the most annoying thing for a master of my level is the various challenges. ”

"Especially some martial arts idiots, who obviously can't beat you, and are obviously abused half to death, but they always pester you like a fart to learn art, and you can't get rid of it. And in Shaolin Temple, a large group of old bachelors stay together, and the energy of the whole body has nowhere to vent, and they become obsessed with practicing martial arts one by one, which is the most difficult to deal with! ”

“...... Yes! Ah Zhu was tired of Lin Yu's mouth, and finally nodded, which was considered to be an agreement.

"But you have to shave your hair before I can turn you into a little monk."

"What? Miss Azhu, you're not kidding! Lin Yu's expression was exaggerated, and his eyes widened. The reason why I'm so handsome is largely because of the perfect match between my hairstyle and face, and now, you're telling me to shave my hair....."

"Then I can't help it!" Azhu spread his hands and expressed helplessness.

"Wait!" Lin Yu hurriedly spoke, and at the same time ripped off the wig on his head and looked at Ah Zhu: "That's okay!" ”

When Ah Zhu saw Lin Yu's short hair, he immediately covered his mouth in shock, staring at Lin Yu, unable to take his eyes off it.

Lin Yu smiled and touched his head: "How is it, is my brother's hairstyle very handsome?" But don't be obsessed with me because of this, infatuation with me is a very painful process, many people because of their infatuation with me, resulting in tea and dinner, single shadows, menstrual disorders, increased vaginal discharge, and finally a lifetime of loneliness, depressed. ”

Ah Zhu completely ignored Lin Yu's boasting, and was shocked for a while: "You are also a monk?" ”

Lin Yu glared at Ah Zhu with disdain: "Girl, what kind of eyes do you have, have you ever seen such a handsome monk as me?" Having said that, if I become a monk with such a handsome person, wouldn't it be a big loss for the women's world? ”

“....... Well, I'll give you a disguise! A hint of cunning appeared in Azhu's eyes, and he regained his composure in an instant.

.......

Three days later, Ah Zhu and Lin Yu, who were disguised as monks, successfully infiltrated the Shaolin Temple.

After entering the Shaolin Temple, the two acted separately, Azhu went to the Bodhi Temple, and Lin Yu came to the Tibetan Scripture Pavilion.

"Azhu, this girl must be jealous of me, she actually made me so ugly, and there was actually a mole between her eyebrows, I wiped it, is this the legendary beauty mole?" Lin Yu was scurrying around, complaining in his heart.

The so-called transfiguration, which is actually rolled out with flour and made into an adult skin mask and applied to the face, does not have much technical content at all, and the only difficulty is how to roll out the dough thinner, finer and silkier.

"Wait, where the hell am I?" Turning around, Lin Yu looked around and got lost.

"Do you want to ask someone?" As soon as he had this kind of thought, Lin Yu saw a little monk sitting on the steps in front of him, his head stuffy, thinking about his thoughts.

This little monk has a sad face, he looks ordinary, he can't talk about it, let's say it's ugly, it's a little bit.

"Hello, junior brother!" Lin Yu smiled and stepped forward to say hello.

As if frightened, the little monk hurriedly stood up and folded his hands: "Amitabha, Xuzhu has seen senior brother!" ”

Void bamboo, this product is actually a void bamboo? Lin Yu was suddenly so surprised that he couldn't close his mouth.

Didn't Ye Erniang take Xuzhu away?

But it's okay, now Xuzhu is still an immature little monk, and if you flicker a few words, you can bow down, and the first main quest is completed.

So Lin Yu pressed Xuzhu's shoulder, and the two sat side by side on the steps.

"Little junior brother seems to have something on his mind?"

"yes!" Xu Zhu scratched his head in distress, "Recently, there is a woman who always says that the little monk is his son and wants to take the little monk down the mountain!" ”

"That's all there is to it!" Lin Yu pouted, it is estimated that the woman should be Ye Erniang.

"Since you're her son, why go down the mountain with her?"

"No, no, no!" Xuzhu waved his hand again and again, and then recited the Buddha's name: "Master Hui'an said: Red dust is easy to disturb, monks should cultivate self-cultivation, guard against arrogance and rashness." Don't trust others! ”

"Phew, Master Hui'an is jealous of you, jealous that you have a mother, if he has a mother to pick him up from the mountain, I'm afraid he will pack up and go down the mountain as soon as possible!"

"Senior brother must not talk nonsense, Master Hui'an is sixty years old, and his parents died when he was a child."

"Well, then he can have a son and a daughter....." Lin Yu nodded and began to guess again.

"Impossible, Master Hui'an has stayed in Shaolin Temple all his life!"

"....." Lin Yu was completely defeated by this so-called Master Hui'an, glanced at Xuzhu, and said seriously: "Anyway, Master Hui'an must be jealous of you, junior brother, think about it, you look so ugly, you actually have a mother, can you not be jealous?" ”

"As the saying goes, a mother doesn't think her son is ugly, junior brother, your mother can come to Shaolin Temple to find you, which is enough to prove her greatness. Listen to my brother's advice and follow her down the mountain as soon as possible! ”

Listening to Lin Yu's persuasion, Xuzhu was silent for a while, a look of struggle appeared on his face, and he was also weighing whether to go down the mountain or not, on the one hand, his mother, and on the other hand, the Shaolin Temple that raised him.

It's hard to choose.

Seeing that Xuzhu was still hesitating, Lin Yu changed the topic, opened the skylight and said something bright.

"Senior brother, we have been talking for so long, and we are very close to each other, how about getting married as brothers with different surnames?"

"Ahh Xu Zhu was shocked by Lin Yu's proposal, he looked up at Lin Yu and was surprised: "Why?" ”

“...... Because you are ugly, and Senior Brother and I have been ugly in the past two days, since God has arranged for the two of us to meet such ugly people, it is simply intolerable not to worship! ”

Xuzhu touched his face in embarrassment, and was very puzzled in his heart: Am I ugly?

But at this time, Lin Yu grabbed Xuzhu and said earnestly: "Say goodbye, don't hesitate, our brothers are ugly and ugly, it's time for those handsome people to be ashamed of themselves!" ”

As he spoke, Lin Yu pulled Xuzhu and kowtowed to the sky three times.

End of the ceremony.

But Xuzhu felt like he was dreaming, and the whole person was still confused.

Is this a sworn prayer?

Am I really that ugly?

Compared with Xuzhu's confusion, Lin Yu was happy at this time.

"Ding, congratulations to the host for completing the main quest, swearing to Qiao Feng, Xu Zhu, and Duan Yu, and becoming the eldest brother. Receive a reward, 'Ability Extraction Equipment'. ”