I pointed to the black-lit six-hole Gatling on the ground, then smiled and said, "It's always a little unpleasant not to take such a good thing, you say." ”

"I'm going to Gatling! So violent? Wouldn't we be invincible with this? Zhuge Jun was also surprised when he saw this Gatling machine gun, and the love in his eyes jumped on the paper, and then he said to me with some frustration: "Guan Yu, this Gatling with the rack, to say the least, is more than 200 kilograms, and it is unlikely that the two of us can lift it, how to get it into the car?" ”

I also expected Zhuge Jun to say this, so I smiled and waved my hand: "Well, hehe, you can take a look!" "After saying that, I grabbed the two support frames, tried them, then let go and spat at my hands twice, rubbed a few times, and my body swayed from side to side, put them back on, and shouted 'Demacia!' With all the strength of his body, he really lifted such a heavy weapon, not slightly, but over his waist.

"Holy shit! It's so against the sky, Guan Yu, you are really possessed by the second master! ”

Zhuge Jun on the side suddenly burst into a foul language in surprise when he saw it, and then said: "Guan Yu, since you can take it yourself, why do you need me to do it?" ”

I exhaled and looked at him with a tense expression from overexertion: "I'm still really heavy, I can move it, but the elastic chain is not easy to hold, is it possible that you let me move an empty shelf?" ”

"That's right, then you go slowly, don't flash your waist because of excessive force, otherwise, there will be two beautiful girls who will not have the durability to enjoy in the future!" Zhuge Jun thought for a moment, and then said with a smile on the slut in clothes.

When I heard this, my face suddenly stiffened even more, and I gritted my teeth and said, "Get out!" Lao Tzu wants to be very good! Not to mention two, even if it is 10, I can handle it, to tell you, Lao Tzu was known as a small electric motor back then! The strongest king of jerking off is me, huh! ”

"Okay, good, you old, please go! Big brother~" Zhuge Jun nodded reconsideratively, but looking at his expression, I knew that this kid was obviously flattering, and I didn't talk nonsense with him, I hurriedly walked out step by step, it can be said that every step is very heavy, this is completely to use his own hands and waist strength to resist and not let it fall, a little careless, it is too normal for the waist to flash.

"Ayu? What are you doing? Pretend to be a Terminator? Anyway, your body has become better, how can Xiaoxi stand it in the future? There was a voice in front of me, it was Liu Bei who had already come out, and I heard surprise from his tone, surprised and even a little envious, envy? Does Brother Bei envy the strength of my waist? Hey

"Okay, Brother Bei, don't talk about the wind and cold, if you can, help me lift it together, to be honest, it's like I'm tired with a fat woman of four or five hundred pounds, I'll help me quickly" I said to Liu Bei a little out of breath.

"Oh, that's really hard for you, so work harder, and get in the car by yourself, hehe!" Liu Bei paused after hearing this, and then went back to the car without helping.

"Liubei!! I am your father! Is there such a big brother as you? I used all the strength I could give out and shouted, and then sighed helplessly, so I had to move things to the trunk by myself, after moving it, I suddenly felt a sense of prostration and floating, tired I gasped on the ground dozens of times, and Zhuge Jun took the chain and threw it into the back seat of the car, looked at me, smiled, and then closed the door, and got in the driver's seat.

I don't know what to say when I see it, I don't even think I should pretend to be this kind of coercion in front of this group of goods, not only do I suffer myself, but I am also ridiculed in the end, damn! I think I've been kicked in the head by a donkey

It took me five or six minutes to get in the car, and Liu Bei saw me get in the car and said, "What's the matter?" Feels okay, right? Did your waist flash? Are you impotent? ”

Listening to Liu Bei's still mocking and ridiculing words, I stretched out my hands and pinched Liu Bei, shouting: "Die Liubei, I will strangle you!! ”

"Oops! Don't be like this, I tell you, brother is like a father, if you strangle me, you can be regarded as killing your father! Is your conscience okay? Liu Bei slapped my hand away and said righteously.

"You still know that you are my brother, do you have you playing with your brother like this? Liu Bei beat his uncle for Guan Yu, what about you, you actually look at my jokes? "I was immediately angry.

Liu Bei pondered for a while when he heard this, then sighed and said: "Alas, I am also for your good, in order to allow you to exercise more, so as not to be able to masturbate again when you are old" Liu Bei actually looked serious, and the face and mouth of my face kept twitching, and then he touched his body, took out a booklet from his arms, and said to me: "Ah Yu, this is the unique kung fu of our Liu family, Liu Jian!" It is said that you can use willow leaves to pierce stones to the extreme, and willow branches are like divine weapons, because you are very cheap, and you are also using a sword now, so I will give it to you! ”

I took the booklet, and I didn't care about the bad things Liu Bei said about me, I was said too much, I got used to it, the key is what is written in this booklet, open the first page

"I want to practice this skill"

"Your sister! Daddy! Isn't this Nima a sunflower treasure? Lie to me and say it's a martial arts cheats, why don't you it! My face darkened, and I threw the booklet on the ground as I cursed.

Liu Bei looked calm, didn't seem surprised, and said with a smile: "You pick it up and read it." ”

I listened to it and believed Liubei again, and then I saw the following sentence.

"The four are empty!"

Well, it's really suitable for me, no money, no house, no car, no culture, this is synonymous with me! Sure enough, if I don't practice this skill, it is against the principles of heaven.

I thought to myself, and then started to turn the page, and I saw the move diagram that often appears in TV dramas, judging from the characters drawn above, it really looks like it, and I looked at it again, and when I got to the last page, it turned out to be two big characters!

Forbidden color!

This suddenly made me speechless for a while, and I hurriedly asked Liu Bei: "This martial arts cheats book has no introduction to moves, and second, it has to ban colors, what does it mean?" What's the difference between this and letting me go to the palace? You are here to fix me, both openly and secretly! I've also told you the reason for Ruoxiang, there's no need, big brother! ”

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