Chapter 1: Fortune Measurement
"Strange! Am I not in retreat? How did it end up here? ”
Hao Ran rubbed his groggy head and opened his eyes. Looking at the unfamiliar scenes around me, I was puzzled. Just about to summon the disciples to ask, he suddenly found a figure with his back to him, combing his hair.
His eyes widened!
What's the situation?
The group of idiots in the sect, the retreat place of this way, actually let people in.
While Hao Ran was secretly scolding in his heart, Qianying, who was facing away from him, didn't seem to notice that he had woken up. After combing his hair, he stood up and began to untie his clothes.
In the blink of an eye, the white fragrant shoulders were exposed to the air, and the clothes were still slowly slipping.
Hao Ran swallowed his saliva.
Could it be that this road has gone mad?
Hao Ran was stunned for a moment, and then came back to his senses, according to the books left by the ancestors of Maoshan, the sign of a cultivator going mad is that his consciousness has fallen into an illusion and he is tempted by beauty.
Seeing that his clothes had faded to his armpits, he snorted coldly, and said righteously: "My heart is like a mirror, and I am a demon in my heart, so don't be confused." ”
As soon as he finished speaking, the shadow in front of him trembled obviously, and the whole person froze......
The mechanical turned.
This is a woman with a charming appearance, about twenty-seven or eighteen years old, with a delicate face without powder, and a very delicate nose, all of which are beautiful.
Hao Ran snorted.
His heart to the Tao is so firm, he will definitely be able to defeat the demons in his heart today and cultivate to the next level.
"Ah, rascal!"
The woman suddenly let out a roar like a lion roar in Hedong, clasped her hands tightly in front of her chest, quickly rushed into the toilet of the ward, and closed the door with a 'bang'.
"Hey, doesn't it mean that the inner demon will first use all his strength, use beauty to seduce and tempt, and if it doesn't work, then strangle the consciousness of the cultivator in the illusion? Why doesn't this demon play according to the routine? Or did she have any more sinister intentions? ”
Hao Ran was puzzled, and the toilet door opened again.
"Dead pervert, you're actually peeping."
Liu Siqian rushed out of the toilet angrily, Danfeng's beautiful eyes were burning, and she wanted to burn the man in front of her to ashes.
She was in a hurry to get off work, and the locker room was overcrowded, so she secretly ran to the ward to change clothes. Who knows that he is careless for a while, but he has lost his footing and hated for eternity.
Thinking of this, she couldn't help but greet the whole family of the director of the brain department, isn't it conclusive that this guy has suffered a serious brain injury, and it is very likely that he will not wake up for the rest of his life? Why did you wake up in the same night?
"Don't reverse black and white, it's clear that you're trying to seduce me, how can you say voyeurism?"
Hao Ran scolded loudly, this inner demon even knows how to pretend that a woman from a good family is defiled and innocent, which can be seen from this demon's malicious intentions of wanting to annihilate the consciousness of this Dao.
"Who seduced you? Bastard! ”
Li Siqian's chest was up and down for a while, and this guy was shameless.
This girl seduced you? Who do you think you are?
The more she thought about it, the more angry she became, Li Siqian grabbed the leftover mineral water next to her and smashed it at Hao Ran.
"Although your routine has changed, it is really no different from the demons in the record, and if the conspiracy fails, you will do it."
Hao Ran waited for the battle, and then the clever attack that destroyed the world in his imagination did not appear, and he easily accepted the opponent's attack.
What's so special about this demonic artifact?
"Nongfu Spring ......"
Carefully looking at the strange water bottle in his hand, Hao Ran fell into deep thought.
It is rumored that the top heart demon can refine the soul purification bottle, and once it is sacrificed, it can purify the soul of the cultivation path in the consciousness, but the soul purification bottle in the record is not like this?
It is rumored that the gifted and intelligent inner demon can cast all kinds of evil and weak water, so that the cultivator ...... But weak water is not this color, right?
Well, don't guess, Hao Ran thinks it's convenient to ask directly.
"What kind of artifact are you?"
"Artifact?"
Li Siqian was stunned again, and then sneered disdainfully: "There are a lot of flowers, and I can't quibble, so I'm pretending to be crazy and stupid, right?" ”
"I ......"
Hao Ran just wanted to speak, and suddenly there was some strange information in his mind, medical school, southeast city, car accident......
"Ah, Amitayus Celestial Venerable! Am I on Earth? A poor boy from the countryside who works hard in the metropolis? I am clearly the Penglai Maoshan Immortal Sect Sect, and the Demon Suppressor Heavenly Master is the right ......"
Hao Ran covered his head, his forehead was covered with beads of sweat, and he felt that his head was about to explode.
"And now it's a refitting sickness?"
Li Siqian saw Hao Ran's unbearable pain, clasped her hands around her chest, and said coldly: "Continue to pretend, you will go to the film academy to learn a little bit of acting skills, at least at the level of an actor." ”
And Hao Ran was tortured by the feeling of cracking in his brain, and he had no time to talk.
When the feeling of swelling slowly dissipated, the memories in Hao Ran's mind also fused partially.
"Woo...... This road has been crossed inexplicably! Hao Ran quickly jumped out of bed, ran to the window, looked at the traffic outside, and couldn't help but smile bitterly.
The original owner of this body had the same name and surname as Hao Ran, but he was purely unlucky. Since childhood, he has played the role of being bullied, and he was hit by a car on the side of the road last night and almost went to reincarnation.
"Since I have possessed your body, I will live for you. The dignity you once lost, I will get it back in the name of Hao Ran. ”
Hao Ran looked into the distance and muttered silently in his heart.
"Hey, now that you've woken up, will you give me the medical bills first?"
Li Siqian took out a stack of bills from under the clip of the medical record sheet at the end of the bed, puffing out her cheeks and not having a good airway.
The car that hit this guy escaped, and he didn't have any information on him that could contact his family, and the hospital didn't see any money to treat his injuries, Li Siqian was kind-hearted and simply helped pay the medical bills.
Thinking of this, she was angry, her kindness was not reciprocated, and she saved a hateful stinky rascal.
"Medical expenses?"
Hao Ran frowned, took out all his clothes and pants, and finally only took out a crumpled fifty yuan.
How miserable are you?
Hao Ran silently complained about the original owner of the body, and then said proudly: "I have no money on me, but I am a Taoist priest, what do you need in the future, how about I help you once?" ”
"Hehe, Taoist?" Li Siqian snorted disdainfully and said, "Look at you, you are white and clean, and you are a charlatan for a long time?" Why don't you say that you are the reincarnation of the Buddha and can accumulate yin virtue for me? ”
"I don't like to hear that."
Hearing this, Hao Ran rolled up his sleeves and explained confidently: "I have entered the Maoshan Immortal School since I was a child and learned Taoism, but I am a righteous Taoist priest, and I have nothing to do with monks. ”
"Okay, since you are a Taoist priest of Maoshan Mountain, do you know how to tell fortunes by looking at your face?" Li Siqian plays with taste.
Hao Ran glanced at Li Siqian up and down a few times, and said lightly: "Your palace is crimson, and the red light of the marriage line is faintly dissipated, but the life palace is faintly dark, and there are a lot of peach blossoms, but unfortunately it is all rotten peach blossoms." And the career is not smooth, and the leadership attribute is conflicting, and the relationship is not harmonious. ”
Li Siqian, who was just about to make a sneer, was stunned, recently her family often arranged a marriage partner for her, she was often stalked by suitors, and had a holiday with the new vice president, and was wearing small shoes everywhere, why was this guy all right?
Does he have real skills?
Li Siqian's beautiful eyes lit up, thinking of her best friend who had known her for many years, she immediately asked in surprise: "If someone falls into evil, can you get rid of it?" ”
"That's nature." Hao Ran nodded.
The so-called evil is nothing but the various strange symptoms of the human soul in the three souls. Although his whole body qi was now ruined, with the secret method of spells, it was no problem to exorcise evil spirits.
"Really? Then you come with me and help my girlfriend. Li Siqian was overjoyed.
"Why should I go with you to help your girlfriend?" Hao Ran raised his eyebrows.
"Didn't you say you could do me a favor in order to offset the medical bills?"
Li Siqian was really speechless about this fickle guy.
"You asked me to show you fortune telling, I have calculated it, and it is all accurate, we don't owe each other anything."
Seeing that Hao Ran finished speaking, he turned around and prepared to leave.
Li Siqian was stunned. Does this guy have a gentlemanly demeanor? Why is he a beauty himself, so he treats himself like this? Or has it been a drop in charm lately?
"Stand ......"
Li Siqian shouted coldly.
"What do you want to do in broad daylight?"
Hao Ran turned around and saw Li Siqian untie her belt, her hair was scattered, and she unbuttoned the two buttons on her chest by the way.
"If you don't agree to help my girlfriend exorcise evil spirits, step out of this door with your front foot, I will immediately call someone to arrest the hooligan!"