"Ahh

"Master, tap."

"My eggs are about to break!"

In a hotel in Wangxi Town, Ah Hao and Ah Qiang screamed loudly, holding their little brother away from the master, "Master, I'm suddenly better below, I don't need to rub the medicine." ”

"Master, so am I."

"Two two goods! This bottle of Shilijian is a secret medicine carefully developed by me, not to mention that your eggs are not broken, even if they are broken, they will not affect the function if they are broken for a few days. ”

He is tall, his face is slightly long, he is in his forties, and his black robe is loosely worn on his body, with a kind of free and uninhibited temperament.

Suddenly, he raised his little thumb and clasped his nostrils, and with a flick of his fingers, a disgusting thing flew on the wall, instantly destroying his temperament.

The corners of Ah Hao and Ah Qiang's mouths twitched, and they also didn't like the bad habit of Ma Ma Di.

Sitting on the stool numbly, he squinted at Ah Hao and Ah Qiang and asked, "Say, why are your eggs broken, why are the bodies of the old lady Ren lost for no reason, and how can the Ren family explain?" ”

"Master, here's how it happened......

Ah Hao said Baliso, Balabala said, when it came to the sand dust sword shattering the half-human-high stone, numbness instantly became solemn, suddenly got up, walked around the guest room with his hands behind his back, stared at Ah Hao and asked, "Edgeworth Broken Stone, is he a sword cultivator or a law cultivator?" ”

"I don't know."

"Waste, I don't plan to get an answer from your mouth, if this person is a sword cultivator, and he can smash such a big stone with a sword, his cultivation is definitely above the fourth level of qi training. If it's not a sword cultivator, but a law cultivator, then it's even more troublesome, Ah Hao, you said he was only sixteen or seventeen years old? ”

"Yes."

"Where did such a young demon come from, people are younger and more cultivated than me, and the apprentices I accepted are still more successful than they are in their twenties." He said with a face full of anger.

Ah Hao and Ah Qiang immediately lowered their heads in shame.

Ma Ma was slightly silent, looked at Ah Hao and Ah Qiang and said: "That guy is a hard bone, and the master can't get him, if you are still angry in your heart, just endure it, practice hard, and maybe you will be able to get back to the field in the future, now, don't make trouble, and walk around when you see that guy again." ”

"Master, don't worry, I'm not angry."

"I don't know how cool it is to be beaten by others."

The numb face turned pale, "Two pus, no courage at all, I really don't know how I got into the water in my head to take you two as apprentices." ”

"Master, let's not talk about this, I lost the body of Old Lady Ren, what should I do next?" Ah Hao asked a little uneasily.

"What to do, what to do, how do I know what to do, China is so big, not to mention the loss of a corpse, even if it is a big living person, it is difficult to find it. This time my face has been lost by you, while the signboard has not fallen, tonight you pretend to be the body of the old lady Ren, Ah Qiang will send you back, I will dig you out after the burial, hide it for a while, and then find the old lady Ren. Ma Ma Di said very treacherously.

Ah Hao asked dissatisfiedly, "Why am I pretending to be a corpse?" ”

"Who told you to lose the body, less nonsense, do as I say."

"Yes, Master."

……

Coming out of the foreign goods shop, Shachen keenly noticed that Ren Tingting and Ren Zhuzhu looked at him very wrong.

Ren Tingting is okay, she is thin-skinned and has some words that are difficult to say, but Ren Zhuzhu came back from abroad, and she dared to swim in a swimsuit, and her acceptance ability was much stronger than Ren Tingting.

The little girl took Ren Tingting's hand, and while walking, she secretly glanced at Shachen's lower body, and after reading it, she didn't know what to think about, Xiaoyuan's face was red, and she was very cute.

Seeing their appearance, Shachen still didn't understand, and said a little funny: "Don't worry, I have a measured hand, I didn't use much force on that kick, and I won't send them to the Forbidden City to be eunuchs."

The indiscriminate use of Taoism to rectify people, although it did not cause a catastrophe, but it also violated the precepts, and a little punishment was imposed, so that they could remember it for a long time. ”

"That's good."

Ren Tingting and Ren Zhuzhu breathed a sigh of relief.

Maybe it's because there is no psychological burden, the interest of the two of them shopping is coming again, running hand in hand, looking at this and that.

Shachen followed behind them unhurriedly, took out a small notebook and flipped through it, and said to himself thoughtfully: "It seems that the old lady Ren is still lost!" ”

The second daughter went shopping all morning and rarely bought anything, but the interest in shopping did not diminish at all.

At noon, they had lunch in the town, and the three of them continued to wander bloodily, and when Shen was approaching, Ren Tingting and Ren Zhuzhu returned to Ren's mansion under the persuasion of Shachen.

The golden crow fell, and the jade rabbit climbed.

The fire flashed outside Yizhuang, and more than 20 people, including Ren Da, Ren Tingting, Ren Zhuzhu, and Shachen, were waiting to greet Mrs. Ren.

This time everyone did not wait in vain, less than three watches, there were voices in the dark night, only to hear someone shouting: "The living people avoid, the ancestors return to ......"

"Here we are."

Ren Da perked up, "The old lady is back, everyone is ready to welcome." ”

I saw a young man wearing an apricot yellow robe shaking a bell in his hand, and walking with a zombie wearing a clear suit and a spiritual talisman on his head.

When the bell rings, the zombie jumps, it's amazing.

Ren Tingting and Ren Zhuzhu, who had never seen such a scene, stared at them curiously.

"These two guys!"

Under the shroud of the sand and dust divine thoughts, it is difficult for any demons and monsters to hide their traces, and what the young man brought back was not a corpse, but a living person, and the breath was exactly the same as eating chicken Ah Hao during the day.

Because of the spirit rune attached to the door of his head, his vision was blocked, and Ah Hao didn't see the dust. During the day, Ah Qiang was outside the door, Dan Dan was injured, and he didn't pay much attention to Shachen's appearance, so the two didn't panic at all, and continued to play the play seriously.

Ah Qiang's face was expressionless, calm as a mountain, and he shouted in a very toneful voice: "The three souls return to their hometown, the seven spirits go home, and quickly prepare a cornucopia." ”

Ren Da shouted, "Take the cornucopia!" ”

The so-called cornucopia is actually a brazier, and when the old lady's body comes back, crossing the cornucopia will bring blessings to future generations, which is a custom in the countryside.

"The old lady jumped over the cornucopia, and the family was reunited......"

Ah Qiang shook the bell, and Ah Hao, who was pretending to be a corpse, jumped forward, and was about to jump over the brazier, and Shachen came to Ren Da's side quietly.

This angle can just be seen by Ah Hao, in fact, Ah Hao did see the dust, and he came down in a cold sweat, standing still, no matter how Ah Qiang shook the bell, it was useless.

"You're jumping!" Cuong stepped forward and whispered.

"I ......"

"Jump, everybody watch."

Ah Hao calmed down, saw that Shachen's face was normal, and thought that he didn't recognize him, so he immediately breathed a sigh of relief, easily jumped over the brazier, and lay on the high bed under Ah Qiang's drive.

The next thing is to scrape the evil spirit, use a knife to scrape the tongue and arm of the old lady Ren, and scrape off the evil spirit, which will not bring disaster to the family.

"Master Ren, it takes a young man to scrape evil spirits...... Ah Qiang said with a smile.

Shachen stood up resolutely, picked up the pig-killing knife, and without waiting for Ah Qiang to speak, he walked straight to Ah Hao's side, pinched his chin and opened his mouth.

Ah Hao was also dedicated, and took the initiative to stick his tongue out, and Shachen put the blade on it and scraped it a few times, with great force, and the tongue coating was peeled off.

Ah Hao was so hurt that tears were about to come out.

"No need to shave your hands!"

Ah Qiang was shocked when he watched from the side, and hurriedly stopped Shachen, Shachen smiled and said: "If you don't shave your hands, your legs will be scraped, you see how dense his leg hair is, if you don't shave, it will cause trouble for the Ren family." ”

As he spoke, he pasted the pig-killing knife on it......