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I looked at the three statues, and I didn't know any of them, and I couldn't tell whether they were Taoists or Buddhists, but we didn't come to burn incense and worship God.

Qiang Shun looked at the table full of offerings, and immediately grinned, "Huanghe, let's be angry this time!" ”

On the table, chicken, duck, fish, meat and vegetables, dozens of offerings, enough for us to satisfy a few meals.

The three of them rushed into the house, regardless of the three-seven-twenty-one, grabbed the offerings on the table and stuffed them into their mouths, and in the corner of the offering table, there was also a jar of wine, and near the statue of the god were placed three wine bowls and three pairs of chopsticks, the wine bowl was already full, and next to the wine jar, there was also a box of cigarettes that had been opened.

I looked at Qiang Shun, I couldn't describe it, there was wine, meat and smoke, this day, ten years and nine days have not met, I have eaten so many times of offerings, and I have never seen such a complete, I and Qiang Shun put the wine bowl up, eat meat and drink, so unhappy.

After three rounds of wine, five flavors of food, when I ate most of the time, Qiang Shun and I were slightly drunk, Qiang Shun burped, picked up a cigarette from the table, each of them lit one, after a few puffs, Qiang Shun inadvertently glanced outside the door, immediately shuddered, and the cigarette in his hand fell on the table.

"Huang He, look at you, what are those things at the door?"

I glanced at Qiang Shun, his face was slightly pale, as if he was frightened by something, turned his head to look at the door, he was stunned, and saw that outside the door, there was a figure in the shape of a three-headed animal, which looked similar to a dog, because the room was bright and dark, the three-headed guy was still standing in the shadow, and he couldn't see what it was, only three pairs of eyes faintly glowing green. I'm afraid this isn't any ordinary animal, I secretly gasped.

"Huang He, this thing outside, no, no, it can't be a wolf, right?"

I didn't say a word, grabbed the chicken bones on the table and threw them outside the door, I thought to myself that some beast might have come smelling the food, just give them some bones and send them away.

Who knows, after the bones were thrown, the three-headed thing didn't even look at it, and the middle one let out a low roar at me, as if he was very dissatisfied.

I hurriedly grabbed another piece of bacon, or maybe bacon, and threw it out of the door, but the three-headed thing still didn't even look at it, and Qiang Shun whispered to me and asked: "Yellow River, why don't they eat it, they don't want to eat us, right?" ”

I ignored Qiang Shun's words, and cautiously said to him, "Quickly get the yin and yang eyes open, I feel that something is wrong with this thing!" ”

At this time, the two of us were bluffing the things outside, and Qiang Shun opened the yin and yang eyes to take a look, and immediately let out a soft "ah", raised his hand and pointed to the three statues behind him.

I immediately understood that it was these things that were offered in the house, and that they might have come to enjoy the offerings, but we were the first to do so.

I hurriedly wiped the oil on my hand and mouth, left the table and came to the door, and the three-headed guy outside the door honestly arched his hand, and said: "The immortal family forgives the sin, the younger generation of several people begging and wandering here, hungry, I don't want to eat the offerings of the three immortals by mistake, offended the immortal family, and ask the three immortals to forgive, let's go, and when the next day, we will definitely offer offerings to compensate." ”

After speaking, I gave Qiang Shun and the stupid cow a look, Qiang Shun understood, but the stupid cow was still gnawing on a big ham as if no one was around, I hurriedly walked over, snatched the ham from his hand, and put it back on the table, the stupid cow seemed to understand what was going on, turned his head to look out of the door, and spit out a word in his mouth: "Meow?" ”

I hurriedly pulled him, "Silly Brother Niu, don't talk nonsense, this is not a cat, we found out, let's go quickly." ”

The three of them walked to the door, and before they could take a step out of the door, the three-headed guy actually took a few steps closer to the door and blocked the door, as if they didn't want to let us go so easily.

At this time, the candle light in the house shone on the three-headed guys, and we saw them clearly, it was an animal covered with black and white patterns, with a body like a dog and a face like a cat, I can't tell what it was, but the black and white patterns on their bodies looked very scary. Could it be a leopard? However, if you want to say that it is a leopard, it is a little small, only the size of a rural dog.

No matter what they are, stealing their offerings, we are at the loss, I hurriedly clenched my fists at the three-headed guy again, and apologized: "Three immortals, we really didn't mean to disturb, can you spare us this time, let us go, don't take an example, wait for the next day......"

Before I finished speaking, Qiang Shun lowered his voice and said: "Huang He, they said, it's okay to let us go, but we must leave someone to serve them." ”

"What? Waiting for them? ”

I glanced at Qiang Shun, and Qiang Shun continued: "They say that we have wasted their offerings, and committed a great sin of disrespect to them, and that one person must be left to atone for our sins, and when the service is happy, they will forgive us." ”

I frowned, we had only eaten some of their offerings, and they were asking a little too much.

I licked my lips and said, "Three immortals, a few of us are in trouble now, and we want food, can you open the net and forgive us, and when we return home in the future, we will definitely give a big gift to the three of us." ”

After waiting for a while, the three-headed guy outside the door seemed indifferent, I turned my head and glanced at Qiang Shun again, Qiang Shun shook his head at me, "They said no, they have to, they have to leave me to serve them." ”

"What?" I felt a little angry in my heart, why is this thing so unreasonable, Qiang Shun continued: "If I don't stay, none of the three of us will want to leave." ”

I immediately gritted my teeth, arched my hand at the three-headed guy again, and said: "Three immortals, this friend of mine is not sensible, I'm afraid it won't be good for you, otherwise, what do you think of me, I'll stay and wait for you." ”

The three-headed guy immediately glanced at each other, and Qiang Shun immediately made his face bitter, "No, they don't want you, they look upset when they say that the golden light on your body is upset, so they look at me......"

Grandma's, I was stunned and swept the three-headed guy at the door, and said categorically: "Our friend is timid, he can't stay, he wants to leave me to stay......"

Before he finished speaking, Qiang Shun said worriedly: "Yellow River, you can't stay." ”

I raised my hand and didn't let him say more, I continued, "You should see what I'm doing, right?" Let them both go, and I'll stay and wait for you, if you don't agree, we won't have anything to say!" ”

As soon as I finished speaking, the three brutes all bared their teeth, and it seemed that they really wanted to make a feud with us over a table of offerings.

For these things, I have never been afraid, some are bullying the soft and afraid of the hard, teach them a lesson and be honest, however, I don't have anything usable at hand, I reached out from my pocket and took out the fishbone needle, pricked the blood in my hand, and pulled out the firewood knife in my waist, wiped the blood on the blade, and said to the three guys outside the door: "I have said everything that should be said, I want someone to wait for me to stay, if you don't give up, this is what you asked for, don't blame me for breaking your fairy roots!" ”

When the stupid cow saw me draw his sword, he also pulled out the firewood knife from his waist. Since the roadblock robbery during the day, the knife has never left our side, and we are afraid of encountering any emergencies again.

I turned around and wiped the blade of the stupid cow as well, turned my head and said to the three beasts outside the door, "One last chance, get out of the way!" ”

Not only did the three beasts not let go, but they also let out a low roar in their mouths, and Qiang Shun whispered to me, "They say that we have deceived people too much, ruined their offerings, and cut off their fairy roots, and they want to stand up to us." ”

Grandma's! At that time, I was also young and vigorous, so I greeted the stupid cow, rushed out with a knife, and Qiang Shun saw this, picked up a bench next to the table and rushed out.

The three beasts didn't know what it was, their bodies were very flexible, and the guys in our hands couldn't cut them at all, but they didn't have a chance to touch us, especially me and the stupid cow, both of whom were carrying bloody hatchetees, and they didn't dare to confront us head-on, and most of them were attacking Qiangshun.

I saw that this was not going to work, so I changed the knife and the bench in Qiang Shun's hand, and this change was originally a tie, but suddenly the wind turned in our direction, don't look at me only carrying a bench, they still don't dare to attack me.

The three of them finally chased after the guy's ass and shouted and beat him, and the guy fled while looking for an opportunity to counterattack.

As soon as I saw it, this was not going to work, we had to get out of here quickly, and if we alarmed the people in their village, then the three of us would not be able to eat and go away.

The bluff chased them again, and when they ran away, I hurriedly pulled the stupid cow, "Stop chasing, get out of here quickly." ”

As soon as the three of them turned around and ran towards the place where we had landed, but, before they could run a few steps, the guys chased after them from behind, opened their bloody mouths, and attacked Qiangshun together.

Qiang Shun suddenly screamed, picked up the firewood knife in his hand and slashed it indiscriminately, grandma's, it's really unforgiving, right!

I yelled and rushed towards one of them, and when the beast saw me coming, he immediately arched himself and made a posture like a cat, which on the whole looked like a cat, but as big as a dog.

I rushed to the front and without saying a word, picked up the bench and smashed it, and the beast jumped to the side, and the bench fell short, and then followed, "whoosh", and bit my wrist like lightning.

It seems that these things are also forced by us, at first they also threw a mouse bogey at me, but now it seems to be out of the way, don't say anything, if my wrist bites it, it must be crippled, quickly let go of the bench, raise your foot and kick, these beasts are very flexible, immediately give up my wrist, twist and pounce on the side of Qiangshun.

Qiang Shun was suddenly shocked, fortunately the stupid cow waved in front of him, and cut a knife horizontally, and suddenly there was a scream of "whoop", I fixed my eyes and saw that one of the guys' front paws was cut off, and the other two guys looked at it, all roared angrily, gave up Qiang Shun, and pounced on the stupid cow, the stupid cow slashed left and right, and was besieged by two guys, and it seemed a little chaotic.

I picked up the bench from the ground and greeted Qiang Shun: "What are you stunned about, hurry up and help Brother Silly Niu!" ”

As soon as my shout fell, there was a scream again, and I saw one of the guys besieging the stupid cow, the nose was cut off, the blood burst out, and the last one was not injured, I caught up with Qiang Shun, at this time, this guy seemed to be a little frightened, and even the movements were much slower, and I was smashed on the body by a stool, Qiang Shun caught up, and slashed at it with a knife, Qiang Shun's strength was far inferior to that of the stupid cow, and the knife did not cut off the guy's retreat.

The guy screamed "whoops", followed by the three guys who were all hung up and fled.

We didn't chase after us, and after resting for a while, I beckoned the stupid cow to go back, pack up all the things on the table, and leave here.

The three of them turned around and went back, wrapping all the food on the table in their clothes, leaving only a pile of gnawed bones on the table.

We wouldn't have done such a desperate thing, we usually steal offerings and sacrifices, and we have to leave a branch for the immortals or ghosts, and when we leave, we will give Chen Hui a little back, and we won't pack them all and take them away, but these things, after all the good things are said, they are still unreasonable, so we can only leave some residues and bones for them.

Thanks to the 100-yuan red envelope of "Zhuzhu's back", the 100-yuan red envelope of "New Year's Day", and the 100-yuan red envelope of "Tianpei surnamed Guo".