I glanced at the stupid cow, and suddenly I was puzzled, what did Grandma Huangshan call the stupid cow for, the stupid cow didn't recruit her and didn't provoke her, I wanted to stop the stupid cow and not let him pass. However, this kind of fairy family is not easy to provoke, you can follow her, if you twist it with her against the wind, she will be with you endlessly.

I didn't move, the stupid cow was standing beside me, and he didn't move, and he looked at the old woman stupidly, and turned his face to me, and he seemed to want to know why the old woman called him.

I immediately said to the old woman: "Grandma Huangshan, this is the brother I met on the road, what is the matter with you calling him over?" ”

The old woman looked at me and said, "Don't you even understand this rule?" ”

I was stunned, what are the rules? The old woman continued, "I told him to come and divide the dishes, or else you would have eaten." ”

I'm even more confused, what does this mean? However, I now understood why there were six more empty plates on the table, which turned out to be used for dividing dishes.

Turning his head to look at Chen Hui, Chen Hui looked at the old woman, the old woman also happened to look at him at this time, Chen Hui unhurriedly shook out a Taoist gesture and gave the old woman a gentle salute.

Then, Chen Hui said to the stupid cow: "Silly cow, do you see the six empty plates on the table?" You go over and divide the six dishes into six empty plates with chopsticks, and each plate contains three vegetables, and the chicken, you take off the head of the chicken and put it on the empty plate. After Chen Hui finished speaking, he asked the stupid cow, "Do you understand?" ”

The stupid cow stopped for two or three seconds, nodded stupidly, and when I heard it, I was worried that the stupid cow would not be able to divide it well, and it would make Grandma Huangshan unhappy again, so I hurriedly said to Chen Hui: "Dao Chief, I'll divide it." ”

Without waiting for Chen Hui to speak, the old woman spoke, "You can share it, but you have gold in your life and murderous energy, I'm afraid I can't stand it." ”

At this time, I almost understood what the old woman meant, and hurriedly said, "My brother is not very good in his brain, no...... Just call me a friend to divide it. As I spoke, I pointed at Qiang Shun.

The old woman looked at Qiang Shun again, and after looking at Qiang Shun a few times, she actually stood up from the chair and said strangely: "I didn't pay attention to it just now, this little offspring doesn't look ordinary." He sniffed twice and then asked, "Why does he smell of your blood?" ”

I said in my heart, this nose is really smart, I smiled: "I really can't hide anything from you, my friend is born with yin and yang eyes, if you don't use my blood pressure, he can see everything." ”

As soon as these words came out, I saw the flesh on the old woman's face tremble slightly, and said in my mouth: "It's a good press." It was as if I was breathing a sigh of relief. In fact, whether it is a cultivating livestock or an immortal family, the most dislike to see the true body for mortals, not that they want to deliberately keep mysterious, but to maintain the balance of the Heavenly Dao and the law of circulation, for mortals, even if they are heavenly machines, mortals see them, for themselves, for mortals, it is not a good thing, just like at this time Grandma Huangshan attached to people and talked to us like this, in fact, she was already playing a side game and risking criticism.

I hurriedly said to Qiang Shun: "Qiang Shun, you go over and separate the dishes." ”

Qiang Shun was just about to pass, the old woman waved her hand and said: "He can't do it, although it is not ordinary, but the vulgar smell of the living person on his body is too strong, let him divide the dishes, and the dishes will not be eaten." ”

When Qiang Shun heard this, he was a little unhappy, and muttered, "If you don't eat any more vegetables, it will be cold, and you can't eat it." ”

I immediately glared at Qiang Shun, just think about it in my heart, but I can't say it, but fortunately, the old woman didn't bother with Qiang Shun, and sat back on the chair, her body was straight, her eyes were closed, and she stopped moving, which seemed to mean that you should watch it yourself.

Chen Hui patted Silly Niu's shoulder, "Silly Niu, go over." Silly Niu nodded stupidly and walked over.

There are chopsticks on the table, the stupid cow picked up the chopsticks, put every dish on the table, and sandwiched three pieces to those empty plates, and finally, the chicken was left, the stupid cow tried several times with chopsticks, how could not clip the chicken head, I looked, just about to pass, the stupid cow put down the chopsticks in his hand at this time, put his hands together, pressed the chicken body with one hand, and pulled the chicken head with the other hand, clicked, twisted the chicken head, and put the chicken head on the empty plate, the old woman suddenly opened her eyes and glanced at him, but did not speak.

There is also a dining table in the room, next to the square table in the middle hall, there are several pairs of chopsticks and wine glasses on the dining table, the old woman waved her hand at the stupid cow, signaling the stupid cow to bring those dishes to the dining table, and the dishes that were sandwiched out were left for her.

At this time, the silly cow seemed to understand what the old woman meant, and brought the dishes to the table, and the old woman said to the three of us: "You sit down at that table and eat, there is wine under the table, after opening it, come and pour me a glass." ”

The four of them sat down at the dinner table, bent down, took out a bottle of wine from under the table, and looked at the old woman's table while twisting the lid of the bottle. ”

When the old woman heard this, she glanced at Qiang Shun and said, "Have you ever seen an immortal family sitting with mortals to eat?" I'd love to sit with you, but you stink too much. ”

Qiang Shun shrank his neck, and he seemed to understand that this old woman's ears were not ordinary spirits.

The lid of the wine bottle was quickly unscrewed, and I asked Qiang Shun to come over, got up from the chair, and walked to the old woman's table, "Grandma Huangshan, thank you for the wine and food, I'll pour you a glass." ”

The old woman glanced at the silly cow and said, "Let the big man come over and pour it down." ”

I laughed and said, "Isn't anyone different, and I also have a strong smell of vulgarity?" ”

The old woman looked at me, "Yours isn't heavy, but it's ...... I can't stand it, so let the big man come. ”

The stupid cow came over and poured the old woman wine, I looked at the stupid cow a few times in confusion, except that he was stupid, and he couldn't see any aura, maybe it was my mortal eyes. I couldn't help but ask the old woman: "Grandma Huangshan, doesn't my stupid brother Niu smell vulgar?" ”

The old woman looked at me and said, "He's clean, there's nothing about it, but ......" The old woman stopped talking, as if she didn't want to say any more, so she diverted her words, "Go back and sit down, and when you're full, I have something to tell you." ”

I hurriedly asked, "What's the matter?" ”

The old woman didn't pay attention to me anymore, and waved her hand at the stupid cow, "Okay, you both go back and sit down and eat." ”

Sit down and eat? Both of these words are half-spoken, can I still eat me? There's nothing cheesy about the stupid cow, but what, but what? When you're full, you have something to tell me, what's the matter? I don't think it's a good thing.

Seeing that the old woman ignored me anymore and sat back on the chair with the stupid cow, my heart felt like a blockage.

At this time, the stupid cow and Qiang Shun are really young people who don't know the taste of sorrow, a stupid one can eat, and a heartless one can drink.

Chen Hui and I at this time, unlike the two of them, did not eat honestly, one is not steady, and the other is that the two of them are eating, and they peek at the old woman from time to time, what to see, watch the old woman eat, the first time I saw the fairy family eating, it was novel, I had never seen it. Seriously, when I was at home, I often heard my grandmother say that I would invite a certain immortal family to dinner today and a certain immortal family to drink tomorrow, but I was never asked to see it with my own eyes, and this time, it was an eye-opener.

I saw this old woman, she didn't move her chopsticks at all when she ate, the chopsticks were placed in front of her eyes, she only smelled with her nose, looked at a plate of dishes, sniffed as if she was snorting, occasionally looked at the wine glass, smashed her mouth and licked her lips, as if she had drunk wine into her stomach. Look at it and smell it, just eat and drink like this, and relish, people who don't see it with their own eyes can't imagine how weird that scene is.

Chen Hui's reaction at this time was the same as mine, novel and surprised, it should be the first time to see this kind of formation, occasionally, he also glanced at me, it is estimated that he wants to say that to me again at this time, after wandering for so many years, he has not seen many strange things with me in such a short time. Actually, this is the first time I've seen these wonders.

When I was halfway through eating and drinking, Qiang Shun took out a cigarette and handed me one, at this time, the old woman suddenly spoke, "That little offspring, also give me one." ”

Qiang Shun turned his head to look at the old woman and said in surprise: "You smoke too?" ”

The old woman glanced at Qiang Shun, "What, no?" ”

I hurriedly said, "Okay, okay, do you want my stupid brother to give it to you?" ”

The old woman stretched out her hand, "Just give me the cigarette." ”

I hurriedly took out a cigarette from Qiangshun's cigarette box, got up and walked over, and handed it to the old woman, who put the cigarette vertically on the table, with the filter mouth facing down and the cigarette butt facing up, at this time, Qiangshun had already lit the cigarette in his hand, and was smoking, the old woman raised her hand to Qiangshun's cigarette butt and pointed to it, and said, "Borrow a fire......

Qiang Shun suddenly threw the cigarette on the ground in fright, and saw that the fire on Qiang Shun's cigarette butt was extinguished, and at the same time, the cigarette in front of the old woman flashed and flashed.

This move made Chen Hui stunned, but I know that this is the "transfer method" that most cultivation animals will use. Fortunately, Qiang Shun had already drunk a little too much at this time, otherwise, I would have to rush out of the house screaming, so I quickly picked up the cigarette from the ground for him, took out the lighter and lit it for him.

Qiang Shun took the cigarette, winked at me twice, and asked in a low voice, "Huang He, this mother-in-law...... It's not human, is it? ”

When I heard it, I didn't know what to say about him, so I said: "After a long time, don't you know that this old woman is possessed by the fairy family, haven't you heard me keep calling him Grandma Huangshan?" ”

Qiang Shun trembled and said: "I thought she was an old woman with a fairy spirit, who knew that she was possessed, and she didn't look like it." ”

I said, "Why don't you look like it, you open your yin and yang eyes and see if it looks like it." ”

Before my voice fell, the old woman said loudly: "Dare to open the yin and yang eyes, I promise that he will not be able to see anything for the rest of his life......"

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