Chapter 71: Senior Sister, How Can You Have Such a Ridiculous Idea?

After reading it in one go, Lin Yu smashed his mouth, unfinished, spread out the paper, and boasted to himself: "Look, this article is really touching, every word conveys the deep love of the woman named Yu Yan for her Lin Yu's brother, especially the kind of anti-string writing technique, it is simply amazing, and it can actually describe the mental activities of an infatuated woman so carefully, it can really be described as a swan song for the ages.

"Such a good article should be passed down through the ages and admired by thousands of future generations, so, junior sister, don't hesitate to start copying, this is the responsibility entrusted to you by history!"

But at this time, Wang Yuyan turned her face away, and the blush on her face had not faded, "I won't copy such obscene words and bad sentences!" ”

"Huh! Are you sure? Don't you want to go back to Mantuo Villa? ”

"I want to go back, but I don't copy this article!" Wang Yuyan's small mouth opened and closed, and she spit out Fang Lan lightly, with an extremely resolute attitude.

"What junior sister means is that it's okay to copy the article, but if you don't copy this one, everything else is fine?"

"Hmm!" Wang Yuyan nodded lightly, looking at Lin Yu with a wicked smile on her face, she suddenly had a bad premonition.

Sure enough, Lin Yu took out another piece of paper from his arms, and explained while opening it: "That's right, when I was writing the article just now, I suddenly had a flash of inspiration, and my thoughts flowed, and I immediately splashed ink and wrote down its sister article, look at it!" ”

Wang Yuyan hesitated to take the paper, her eyes swept over the paper, and she saw that it was written:

Dear Brother Lin, how are you, I am your sister Yuyan, this is the last time I miss you today, and it is also the one hundred and eighth time I miss you today, since I met you, my mind is full of you, when I sleep, the quilt is like your embrace, hugging me warmly; When I was grooming, it seemed to be your shadow in the mirror, nodding frequently at me; When eating, the image on the plate is your smile, greeting me warmly, and when you are complimentary, the toilet chip is like your hands, gently scraping your ass....."

Seeing the back, Wang Yuyan finally couldn't hold back, and vomited with a wow.

"Alas, junior sister, you are ..... I haven't eaten for a few days, why are I still throwing up now? Lin Yu patted Wang Yuyan on the back to help Shun Shunqi, and was complaining, when he suddenly realized: "Senior sister, are you also amazed by this article!" Haha, I know that no matter where good things go, they will make people's eyes shine, like drinking sweet springs....."

"I won't help you copy this....." After spitting out a few mouthfuls of bitter water, Wang Yuyan said weakly.

When Lin Yu heard this, his eyes widened, and a trace of anger instantly appeared on his face: "You actually reversed your word, just said just now, but you didn't copy that one, and now you don't copy both articles, aren't you afraid that I will be angry and turn around and burn down Mantuo Villa?" ”

Seeing Lin Yu angry, Wang Yuyan was a little scared, she was just a weak woman who didn't know martial arts, how could she dare to compete with Lin Yu, but when she thought of the content of the two articles, she almost vomited again.

"It's okay to copy it, but you have to change the name inside!" In the end, Wang Yuyan had to compromise.

It's a pity that Lin Yu replied more resolutely, "No, the name of the protagonist is related to the readability of the article, once it is changed, the meaning changes, the reason why these two articles are so catchy is entirely because the male protagonist is called Lin Yu, the female protagonist is called Yu Yan, etc., Yu Yan...... Why is this name so similar to your sister? ”

Suddenly, Lin Yu showed a puzzled expression, and after a while, it suddenly dawned on him, he pointed at Wang Yuyan, his eyes widened and he said incredulously: "It turns out that you actually regard Yu Yan in the article as your own, no wonder you don't want to copy ......"

Then, Lin Yu showed an attitude of hating iron and steel, and reprimanded in a tone of lesson: "Senior sister, how can you have such a ridiculous idea, I am your senior brother, and I have always treated you as my own junior sister....."

After speaking, Lin Yu showed a melancholy look again, and sighed deeply, "Alas, you can't be blamed for this, if you want to blame it, you can blame it on the will of heaven to make people, so that you can meet the most handsome me in the best time, and the girl's heart is even more restless, like a river flooding eastward, out of control." But I can't be blamed for this, it's not my fault that I'm handsome, it's my fault that I'm too handsome. ”

"Now that everyone has spoken, I'll tell you directly!"

Lin Yu stared at Wang Yuyan, who was flushed with irritation, and sighed heavily: "I'm sorry, junior sister, that Yuyan is not you, the Yuyan in the article, surnamed Zhang, is named Zhang Yuyan!" As for the affection of the junior sister, I can only encourage: Come on, the door of the senior brother will always be open for you! ”

"You..... You...... I ....." Wang Yuyan's face is now red to the base of her neck, and in the face of Lin Yu's words, she doesn't know how to explain, she can't say it clearly, and she almost cried urgently.

But at this time, Lin Yu interrupted her.

"Senior sister, you don't need to explain, I understand what you mean, you want to say that you are a woman with a strong personality, and she will not lose confidence in a momentary blow, but will only advance bravely, face difficulties, and open up the broad road to the gate of senior brother with love."

"To tell you the truth, Senior Brother also admires your courage, but before chasing me, let's have some food first, and then start transcribing the article! By the way, you still have to paint a portrait of your brother....."

Listening to Lin Yu's chatter, Wang Yuyan felt as if she was being scorched by the fire of hell, and she was uncomfortable.

After eating, under Lin Yu's gaze, Wang Yuyan began to copy the first article, but every time she copied a word, she would be distracted, and then Lin Yu counted it down.

"Cousin, where are you, come and save Yu Yan, Yu Yan is going crazy!" In the dead of night, Wang Yuyan covered the quilt and cried in a low voice.

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The so-called serious illness urgently needs fierce medicine, Wang Yuyan's poison in Murong Fu is too deep, and if she wants to give up Murong Fu in the shortest possible time, Lin Yu can only give up the previous three strategies and use this despicable hypnotic brainwashing method.

The so-called hypnotic brainwashing method is not really hypnosis, but after forcing Wang Yuyan to copy a thousand copies of the same article, after brainwashing over and over again, he subtly substituted the identity of Yuyan in the article, and began to remember him as a senior brother.

Portrait painting is also an important part, if you want to paint a good portrait of a person, you must first remember the appearance of this person, Lin Yu used this method to let Wang Yuyan remember her appearance for the rest of her life, and fade away the influence of Murong Fu.

"But what if Wang Yuyan really likes herself? To collect or not to receive? If you don't accept it, I'm sorry for yourself, and I'm sorry for Mu Wanqing? It's so tangled! ”

Under the night sky, the autumn wind and the bright moon, Lin Yu took a sip of wine and suddenly thought of this question.