Chapter 30: Two Hours to Play for Two Years
Ning Xun was immersed in the drama control of playing the movie, and he found that as long as he changed the entire main plot, the dialogue and side plots were added by the actors themselves, and he still maintained most of the novelty and anticipation.
With the plot planned in his mind, Ning Xun found that he had the style of a director, and he even made Gao Yang a character who was even more ruthless than Long Wu, and slashed a few bad guy bosses without leaving a trace, provided that ...... mixed the plot of more than a dozen movies into it to ensure that there were enough badass leaders.
Needless to say, the beauties are gathered in it, there are goddesses from all walks of life, and Ning Xun is dazzled by it.
Ning Xun was a little tired after playing, mainly because he was too brain-burning, so he simply let the plot develop at will, but not long after, Ning Xun found that the plot was sad.....
The actors, you say yours, he says his, the donkey's lips are not the horse's mouth, and they talk and laugh, and they look like each other, the plot is completely confused, and Ning Xun looks goosebumps.
The dialogue looks something like this.
"Catherine, you're so beautiful with this bracelet!"
"Hee-hee! Isn't it! No one wanted to embarrass that inferior person, but she really went too far! “
"It's mainly to see who wears it, and I think such an expensive bracelet like you can't match your temperament! Hee-hee-hee! ”
"There's no way, I can only see how she has been created, who makes him always love to dress like that to seduce men!"
......
Ning Xun couldn't understand it himself, he was going crazy.
However, what embarrassed Ning Xun the most was that the deranged plot in the movie drove Gao Yang crazy!
He noticed that everyone around him looked like he was having a nervous disorder.
Such as.....
Gao Yang sat on the chair of the small shop sweatingly: "Boss, come to a bowl of barbecued pork rice!" Two strings of pig intestines! A cold beer! ”
This move was due to the fact that when Master Gao went out of the door, he sneaked out to eat some snacks to satisfy his hunger.
The boss came over: "Get out!" We're not going to give you protection money anymore! After this, my brother Nan has the final say! ”
Gao Yang was stunned: "Boss! I'm here to eat! It's not about collecting protection money! ”
"What? If you don't understand, you can't leave, right? Come! Call me! ”
Gao Yang was hungry and had no intention of scheming, so he had no choice but to run away, he was in a very bad mood, and he encountered a nervous disorder after eating.
Another example.....
"Beauty, what time is it?" Gao Yang forgot to bring his watch and asked about the beautiful woman passing by.
Who would have thought that this sentence was a secret organization's code, not a word bad.
"The organization has an order! Operation Cancelled! Evacuate! Saying that, the beauty flashed and disappeared at the mouth of the alley.
"Remove your uncle! You're sick! Gao Yang smiled wryly.
That's it...... Gao Yang finally went crazy after more than a year.
Ning Xun couldn't remember which plot was which movie later, people were dressed and hated in chaos, the characters were mixed, the plot was fragmented, and finally Gao Yang committed suicide by jumping off the building on the fourth day when he was sent to a mental hospital.
Just as he fell from the eighth floor to the third floor, Ning Xun paused the movie, and the fruit core immediately put away the VR imaging world and opened Gao Yang's black box.
Gao Yang sat on the ground in the clothes of a psychiatric hospital patient.
"Where is this? Alas? Weird? I am back? That's great! It turned out to be a dream! ”
Immediately, the clothes changed into the original clothes, the long hair turned into a bald head, and Gao Yang shouted excitedly while running: "I'm back!" I am back! Go to your foess dreams! ”
Ning Xun shook his head: "I didn't expect my mistake to achieve my original intention, alas! It's really crooked! ”
"Yes! It took us two hours to get him through two different years of life, which was full of intrigue and deceit! I'm sure this world is the best place for him to survive! The kernel put away the black box that Ning Xun was in.
Ning Xun nodded: "We also returned to the starting point of time and place, those two hours are also time that does not belong to us, he is like a black hole!" ”
"Well, the time of the black box belongs to the black hole, and the time wasted in life belongs to the black hole created by one's own laziness, which eats away at the diligence and fighting spirit of human beings step by step, little by little! May everyone get out of the black hole of laziness in their hearts as soon as possible! ”
Ning Xun returned to the car repair shed and saw that his daughter-in-law Shen Rong in his previous life was here, chatting with Fa Ge, and he was still leading a girl in his hand. Ning Xun was startled when he looked at the girl, that face was the same as his daughter-in-law's face when she was a child.
The little girl came over and talked to Ning Xun very enthusiastically: "Are you the child of this uncle's car repair family?" ”
Ning Xun nodded, looking at this miniature version of Shen Rong with a blank gaze, it seemed that she should be bigger than herself and taller.
The girl held out her hand: "Hello! My name is Chen Xiaoxiu, and my nickname is Xiuxiu. What's your name? ”
Ning Xun didn't expect this Chen Xiaoxiu to take the initiative to greet him so much, Mu Na said with a dull gaze: "Hello! My name is Ning Xiaoxun, oh no, no, no small, I don't have a nickname! ”
"Hee-hee-hee! You're funny! Xiuxiu covered her mouth and smiled.
"You're Zhang A...... Grandma Zhang's child! Ning Xun felt particularly awkward after speaking.
Xiuxiu was stunned: "You care about my mother...... Call grandma, oh my! Then you'll have to call me Auntie! Hee-hee! ”
"I don't know! My parents call Grandma Zhang an aunt, I should call grandma! Ning Xun pondered.
"Okay, I'm the little girl of your grandma Zhang's family, and I also have a sister, you can call me sister-in-law in the future!" Xiuxiu said that her mouth was already full of joy.
Ning Xun had 10,000 reasons in his heart: "I can't say it, you are only a few years older than me!" Ning Xun looked at Chen Xiaoxiu, who was taller than herself.
"I'm seven years old, what about you?"
"I'm seven years old, too!" Ning Xun replied immediately, as if he had regained some face.
Xiuxiu thought for a while: "My birthday is big, my February!" ”
"Oh! Then you're older than me! ”
"Then you call my sister-in-law not aggrieved!"
"Okay little sister, hahaha!" Ning Xun laughed evilly.
Xiuxiu's innocent expression pondered: "This name is really strange...... I've only heard of the eldest sister, not the younger sister. ”
Ning Xun said helplessly: "It's okay to call the eldest sister.....
"I can write calligraphy, sing English songs, dance, what do you know?"
Ning Xun thought about it for a while, and said with a bitter face: "I will play for two hours for two years!" ”
"You brag!" Xiuxiu said disdainfully.
"Don't believe it!"
"I don't believe it...... Boys love to brag, I am a class cadre in the class, what kind of cadre are you, you brag and I listen! ”
"I'm Superman, I have a Superman system in me!" Ning Xun raised his arms and bent them in a strong posture.
"Hee-hee-hee! It's really blown! I don't like to play with bragging kids anymore! After saying that, Xiuxiu returned to her mother's side.
Ning Xun didn't get angry: "I'm not bragging, I don't believe you will go with me!" ”
"No, braggart king!" Xiuxiu grimaced and rolled her eyes at Ning Xun.
Ning Xun raised his hand and pointed at Xiuxiu: "Okay!" Big sister! You wait for me! ”
"Waiting for you, what? What can you do, little potato! ”
Ning Xun was about to explode, he didn't expect this girl to be so naughty.
Ning Xun gave an order, the picture flashed, and the two children disappeared from the car repair house, and the two parents did not notice it at all.
"The hosts! We're here! The kernel reported.
"Haha! You believe I'm Superman! Ning Xun looked at Xiuxiu who was stunned in front of him.
Xiuxiu looked at everything in front of her, and suddenly laughed: "Hahaha! You've been tricked! ”
"What and what? Don't you feel scared? Ning Xun was suddenly surprised and frightened by Xiuxiu's reaction.
"I found out you can do magic early today!"
Xiuxiu's words amazed Ning Xun.
"Where did you find it?"
"Today you were hiding behind a tree, and I was curious, so I looked aside. Then a bald man walked over with a note, and suddenly disappeared, and then suddenly appeared again, and his clothes changed, and his hair grew long, and in a few seconds it was all back to its original appearance, and then he ran away shouting something. You then appear and disappear into thin air! I just think you're not normal! I just wanted to see if you could do magic, but I didn't expect it to be! Xiuxiu said word by word.
Ning Xun was dumbfounded when he heard this, but he didn't expect that all his actions today would be seen by this little girl.
Xiuxiu looked at the scene in front of her: "Where is this?" Have you learned the magic of the Demon Spirit Planet and met the aliens? ”
Ning Xun looked dazed: "What kind of magic do you want to see?" ”
"I want a fairy stick! You can wield a fairy stick that transforms at any time! Can you change one for me? Xiuxiu thought for a moment and asked.
A flock of crows floated over Ning Xun's head: "I really can't change this!" ”
"And what will you change?" Xiuxiu asked in frustration.
"Didn't I get you here from my father's garage for you!"
"Where is this?"
"The House of Kernels! See that car? That's my car! Ning Xun pointed to the car and said proudly.
"You can drive? Brat! ”
"I'm two and a half years old and can drive!"
Xiuxiu smiled flirtatiously again: "You're bragging again!" ”
Ning Xun felt that he was going to be angry with Xiuxiu: "Believe it or not, talking to you is really a kind of physical and mental torture for me!" ”
"Cut! You take me into this glass room, what do you want to do, lonely man and widow! ”
Ning Xun's jaw was almost shocked by Xiuxiu's words: "What are you talking about......"