Chapter 75: The Civil-Military Overlord with a Split Personality
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Chapter 75: The Civil-Military Overlord with a Split Personality
Ning Xun immediately grabbed the hands of the two people on the left and right, broke it hard, and instantly put a high leg on the face of the person in the middle, blocking his way.
The two on the left and right screamed: "It hurts, it hurts, it hurts......"
"Are you soft?" Ning Xun stare at the middle man on the ground with one kick, with a clear shoe print on his face, and spit on it, which was very funny.
"It's soft, it hurts, let go, sir."
Ning Xun immediately held the hands of the two people on the left and right and spun them backhanded, and the two of them actually rose into the air, falling heavily to the ground and wailing in pain.
The rest of the senior classmates who came with Yang Xuwei saw this, and ran away regardless of 3721.
"Rubbish! It's all rubbish! Yang Xuwei complained.
Ning Xun walked in a few steps to the sixth-grade classmate who was sitting on the ground, stretched out his hand and said, "Give it to me." ”
The classmate sitting on the ground rubbed his flustered buttocks back: "I'm soft, brother, let me go." ”
"Afraid of what? I'll help you up. Ning Xun pretended to be serious and said.
The classmate shook his head: "I can get up by myself." As he spoke, he was about to stand up with his hands on the ground.
And in an instant, Ning Xun pressed his head with his hand and made him sit heavily on the ground again, and a puff of dust floated up.
"Come, give it to me." Ning Xun looked at his classmates sitting on the ground.
"I was wrong, sir, my whole body is weak."
Ning Xun reached out and put it on his collar, lifted him up at once, and threw him on Yang Xuwei, and the two pressed together like arhats.
"You two go over and press it, or hehe." Ning Xun shook his hand like an iron tong twice, and then pointed in the direction of Yang Xuwei and said.
The two didn't dare to slack off, shaking their painful wrists and pressing them on their stomachs.
"You sit at the top." Ning Xun pointed to Yang Xuwei and the other four people who were stacked and looked at Yang Xudong.
"I ......"
After Yang Xudong said the word after a hesitation, Ning Xun paced two steps quickly to reach his intimate distance.
Yang Xudong immediately sat down obediently on top of the four Arhats with a bitter face.
Ning Xun said: "Put Guanyin in the shape of Guanyin, say ten words, the building is capped today, welcome to visit!" After saying that, I couldn't help but laugh out loud.
"Huh?" Yang Xudong looked at Ning Xun in surprise.
Ning Xun snorted coldly: "Ahhhh Scream, oops, my hands suddenly feel itchy again, and I want to grab something. ”
Yang Xudong was about to cry and shouted: "The building is capped today, welcome to visit!"
The building topped out today, welcome to visit!
The building topped out today, welcome to visit!
……”
The onlookers suddenly burst into laughter from the stunned silence.
Ning Xun put his hands behind his back and walked away slowly: "Alas! The senior classmates really know how to play and go to dinner. ”
Qiangzi hurriedly caught up with Ning Xun behind him: "Brother Sun, wait for me!" That Yang Xuwei robbed me of five cents yesterday. ”
Ning Xun immediately looked at Yang Xuwei and asked, "Is it true?" ”
Yang Xuwei was pressed down and was about to faint, nodded weakly and pointed to it.
"Oh, come down, Yang Xuwei borrowed a step to speak." Ning Xun turned around and walked in his direction.
Yang Xuwei shook his head in a panic and waved his hand: "Don't come here, I'll give it, I'll give it back to him now." ”
Ning Xun nodded: "Well, the son can be taught, Qiangzi, go over and get it back, and ask for ten yuan with interest." ”
Yang Xuwei looked at the money in his hand in disbelief: "I'm just six yuan and seven." ”
"Okay, let's buy a bottle of drink for each of us in the class for the remaining three yuan." Ning Xun said and walked away.
"Little brother! Not enough! I can only buy a bottle for three yuan, I don't want to drink it myself, you are grabbing ......" Yang Xuwei said, his eyes met Ning Xun's cold gaze.
"It's not enough, I think about it, then go to our class every day to sweep the floor, and replace debts with labor, if your hands are not very soft, ......."
"Okay, thank you......"
Ning Xun said and walked away, leaving behind the dull-eyed crowd.
After lunch, Ning Xun arrived at the campus in the afternoon and found that some people had begun to hide from him, and he was really a little uncomfortable, but he didn't expect that his actions would cause a commotion on the entire campus.
It's the same for everyone, who dares to believe that the number one student on campus who has been canonized as a god, this wood, will become such a powerful person, single-handedly slashing the prestige of the Yang family on campus.
In the afternoon, Ning Xun couldn't help the tiredness of studying, pulled out his invisible self from the body of the stand-in, walked to the corner of the classroom podium, and fell asleep.
After class, Ning Xun was still not woken up, maybe he was a little tired from bullying people too hard today.
The stand-in Ning Xun felt that the master was not in his body at this time, and cautiously walked out of the classroom and walked to the door of Yang Xudong's class, which instantly attracted countless frightened eyes.
"Oh my God, the civil and military overlord is here!"
The overlord of civil and military affairs? This title offers a lot of goodness, but it doesn't raise the interest of a stand-in at all.
The stand-in Ning Xun called a classmate over and asked, "Excuse me, can you help me call Yang Xudong out?" ”
The classmate looked incredulous and said, "Huh? It's not troublesome, it's not troublesome, you're too polite, I'm going to summon you, Bawang Xun! ”
"Brother Dong! Someone called you! The classmate walked into the classroom and shouted.
"Who! Sick of it! Yang Xudong walked over from his seat angrily.
When you walked to the door, you were stunned, Ning Xun? Why are you coming to me again......
Yang Xudong pleaded with a bitter face: "Master Xun! I know that I am wrong, spare my life! ”
The stand-in Ning Xun hurriedly shook his head and fell asleep: "That Yang Xudong, today's incident is really embarrassing, I sincerely apologize to you here, I'm sorry!" Saying that, the stand-in Ning Xun gave a ninety-degree gift.
Yang Xudong panicked, and hurriedly helped up the stand-in Ning Xun: "I can't help it!" Don't look like this, okay, it's too scary, I'm panicking, you won't beat me again, come to Master Sun, I have five dollars and five cents in it, you can buy something to eat if you want to take it, this is my filial piety to you! ”
The stand-in hurriedly waved his hand: "Don't be like this, I'm not such a person, let's get along well in the future!" ”
Yang Xudong was a little dumbfounded, looked at Ning Xun in front of him blankly and said, "Okay, then there's nothing to do, I'll go back to Master Xun first!" Saying that, Yang Xudong and Ning Xun waved their hands and walked towards the class.
"Did I let you go back?" Immediately, Ning Xun snorted coldly.
Yang Xudong suddenly felt a fork of thunder from behind him from head to heel, this Ning Xun This is schizophrenia, terrifying!
Yang Xudong turned around and asked blankly, "Master Xun, if you have something to say......
Ning Xun was already attached to the body of the stand-in at the moment, and said with a smile: "Okay, do you know honestly in the future, and if I find out that you are bullying any school classmates, I will tear you apart." Also, if someone in the school is bullied, I'll be the first to find you! ”
Yang Xudong said with a bewildered face: "I didn't do it when others were bullied, why are you looking for me?" ”
Ning Xun nodded: "What are you looking for!" Yes, I'll do it with you! I now elect you as the head of the campus disadvantaged group protection club, you have to use your backstage to suppress all the naughty students in the school, and no students in our school are allowed to be bullied, if you find out, I will ask for you! Also, if I find any student in the school who has been robbed of pocket money at the school gate, I will take it out of your Yang family brother's pocket to make up for it! ”
Yang Xudong nodded helplessly and said, "Okay, Master Xun!" I will do my best to prevent this from happening! ”
"Okay, you go in."
Yang Xudong nodded obediently and saluted as if bidding farewell to the teacher.
Ning Xun said in his heart: "Why do you make your own decisions to do such a cowardly thing without my permission, you do this only makes him more afraid of you, and feels more like a patient with a split personality." ”
When the stand-in saw that the matter had been revealed, he could only say embarrassedly: "I'm sorry Lord Ben, I was wrong, I just don't want to make things too bad, I just want to study hard, and I don't want to be disturbed by revenge in the future, because, I'm afraid of ......"
"Afraid? Hahahaha! Don't you know what I'm capable of? Ning Xun asked.
The stand-in shook his head, Ning Xun had a black line on his face, it seems that he only knows how to study, so let him be, and come over every once in a while to take a look in the future. It is estimated that in the short term, no one will come to trouble this little overlord who is both civil and military.
Then, Ning Xun's farewell stand-in left the stand-in's body, and Ning Xun heard that the moment he left the stand-in body, the stand-in finally breathed a long sigh of relief, and the implication was certainly not difficult to imagine.
You're gone!
Ning Xun had no intention of bothering with him, after all, he was working for free for himself and being a stand-in for his own schooling.
In this way, Ning Xun flashed out of the gate of the school and wandered around the streets and alleys. At this moment, he can appreciate the world without taboo, and he has an ethereal sense of existence for this world, because he can't even see where his feet are walking.
As he walked, Ning Xun saw a fortune teller on the side of the road, and walked slowly over in his spare time.
"Free fortune telling, no money if you can't tell." The fortune teller shouted.
"No, your advertising slogan is a contradiction!" Ning Xun questioned.
The fortune teller looked up, and after I didn't know what a little child appeared in front of him, he was a little puzzled: "Little friend, when did you come, I looked up just now and there was no one around, and you appeared as soon as you looked down?" ”
Ning Xun said calmly: "You didn't pay attention, I said that you want money or not for this fortune telling." ”
The fortune teller smiled and said: "I can only look at numerology for free, and the paid part is to look at more in-depth things, such as wealth, marriage, and the future."
Ning Xun used the Fruit Core Material Space Transfer Technique, and magically took out a pile of hundred-yuan bills from behind his buttocks, the thickness of which was 10,000 yuan, and patted it on the table in front of the fortune teller and said: "Then you can help me look at the marriage and future, if I am satisfied, the money is yours!" ”
The fortune teller was stunned, and looked at Ning Xun, a child, who suddenly conjured up money like magic, and his jaw was about to drop.
"Kid! Come on, I'll show you! ”